Quotes you "wish" were in Progeny

[PKII]

Quotes you "wish" were in Progeny


Lana, "I love you Clark"

[meggy]

Chloe: "ahhh..mom..what happened to your hair?" *she reaches out to touch*

Moira has a number of options:

Moira: "I'm hiding from Gabe. His cooking sucks"

Moira: "Dont touch hon!..dont mess with the WW do!"

Moira: "Well, Lex thought that this 33.1 facility should have comprehensive services available to patients. So there's a day care for meteor freak babies, a gym for his minions to get buff, a cafeteria with food laced with meteor rock, and a hair salon for anyone interested...he suggested i get a makeover. Whadya think!??" *twirls around in a circle and miraculously changes into costume*

[MidgardDragon]

Moira: "I'll rope Lex Luthor with my Lasso of Truth."

(Who wants to bet Chloe works in a WW reference in one of her wordy tangents?)

[superhippie2000]

Chloe: You never see lanas baby and my mom in the same room humm could they be the same person.

[meggy]

i hope somebody works in a line....it's a Smallville tradition

[Silent Kal]

Chloe: *wipes eyes after crying* Eeewww, my hankie's all green.

Clark: Whoa, TMI, dude.

[superhippie2000]

Clark: My name is Clark and i am a kryptoholic.




Chloe: Clark i am leaving Smallville, dying my hair red and changing my name to Mary Jane.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Mom: "What does Clark want?"
Chloe: "Same thing all men want"
Mom: ""He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman? Tie him up with a Golden Lariat and force him to tell the truth?"

[TheBoyk]

Lex: So...
Clark: .....so....
Lex: ...can I touch your hair?
Clark: .....
Lex: Just one time. Really quick.
Clark: Well...OK......hey! Those are scissors! What are you doing?
Lex: Oh, nothing! I just want a lock of your hair.
Clark: For what? To clone me and make an exact replica of me? Cause that would be a HORRIBLE idea...especially for a movie....
Lex: ....hmmmm.....


Chloe: Mom! It's so good to see you!
Mom: Ohhhh......heeeeey.....Chloe, right?
Chloe: ...Mom! I haven't seen you in years! Are you giving me the 'Pretend you don't know me' routine?
Mom: I would, if I had any idea who you were!


Martha: That was quite the character change in you a few weeks ago.
Lionel: Oh, yes, yes.
Martha: Threatening to kill my son? Very sudden move.
Lionel: Indeed.
Martha: You'd almost think your brain had a writer who seemed to forget what you do from week to week so he just makes random $hit up and pisses everybody off.
Lionel: .....*runs away*

[lillie_poo_pod]

Moira: How is Gabe?

[meggy]

Moira: "Gabe who?? ohh sweetie!!!...did i forget to tell you? i found you in a field in Grandville in the first meteor shower....oops!...i knew there was something i forgot to say before I left....."

Chloe: "WHAAATT???????":eek:

[samanta]

Lex is writing on the blackboard: I will not try to reason with controlled and armed people.

[CrazyforKal]

Chloe: "Clark, was that a rock in your pocket or were you just happy to see me?"

[SmallvilleMan]

Lana: "Lex If you touch me again I just might throw up all over you."

[xrayvision]

Al Gough: Hi Lana.

Lana: Who are you?

Al Gough: Well, to you, I'm like the all powerful being who controls everything you do.

Lana: I thought that was my love for secrets & lies?

Al Gough: Nope. Anyway, a lot of fans hate you.

Lana: Fans? What fans?

Al Gough: All the fans that watch you every week on TV.

Lana: TV?

Al Gough: Yes. Everything you do is seen on TV. We have to get them to like you better.

Lana: How will you do that?

Al Gough: Well, I thought they would feel sorry for you after seeing how Lex tricked you into marrying him by making you think you were pregnant and burning all evidence.

Lana: That didn't do the trick? Why don't they love me? Everyone in Smallville does.

Al Gough: I do too.

Lana: Ewww, you dirty old man!!!!

Al Gough: Do you have any ideas?

Lana: Do they like anyone?

Al Gough: Well, they love Chloe and Clark's dog Shelby. He can do no wrong to them.

Lana: I know. You can pair me with Shelby.

Al Gough: The New Adventures of Lana & Shelby? Nah. It's already been done with Lassie. And trust me, no miracle dog is gonna get you to the hospital every time you're KO'd.

Lana: But I thought since Shelby was loved, pairing me with him would work?

Al Gough: I got it!!! Shelby will be your new boyfriend next season!!!

[manalive]

Moira: I'm slipping back, Chloe. Just remember, all the world is waiting for you and the powers you possess.

[Detorio]

DURING THE DOCTOR SCENE

Doc: Excuse Mrs Luthor
Lana: Its Ms Lang to you
Doc: *looks at papers* Ah im sorry Mrs Luthor it says here your name is Mrs Lana Luthor
Lana: *signals the Doc to come closer*
Doc: *accepts and walks over*
Lana: *PIMP SLAPS THE DOCTOR* WHATS MY NAME?
Doc: Lang...Lang...Your name is Lana Lang
Lana: *smiles* Good see how hard was that...now you were saying?

:D :D :D

[MetroGirl06]

Chloe: Oh my, how are we to escape this facility!

Moira: We need a superman!

*Clark runs through a wall*

Moira: I said SUPERMAN, not SUPERWIMP!

*Clark sulks off to Lana*

Chloe: Mom, theres only one thing left to do!

Moira: You're right Chloe! *Spins into WW costume*

Chloe: To the Invisible jet!

WW: Danm, if I only remember where I parked that thing.

[xrayvision]

Chloe's mom: Hey Lex, wanna see my lasso?

Lex: You're into the kinky stuff?

Chloe's mom: Do you like to be tied up?

Lex: No thanks. Last time I was tied up, a ring of alcohol was spilled around me and lit on fire, only to have cowboy Clark jiggyness gogo action wake me up.

[MetroGirl06]

Clark: Chloe, I told your mom all about you!

Chloe: Really? Thats so sweet of you!

Clark: Oh yeah, I told her all about your underground drug rings and relationships with gangsters!

Chloe: ..................... Clark I dont do that!

Clark: I also told her how you steal from the rich and buy crack for yourself.

Chloe: :eek: You actually told my mom this crap!!!!!!!!!

Clark: And also how much you dispise that old WW show!

Chloe: CLark, you dumbass! Why would you say such things!

Clark: The look on her face was priceless!

Chloe: GAH!

[ginnyfan]

Lois Lane: Lex did WHAT to you Chloe? I'll kick his A**!!!

*Lois does.*

[Mischael12]

Clark to Chloe's Mom: You know sometime in the future--I'm gonna hit that---