Quotes from Combat (Spoiler Warning)

[RedPhoenix23]

Post and discuss your favorite quotes here!

*SMACK* (- the sound of Clarkie geting beyatch slapped by Titan)

[Krypton935]

Chloe: He can kill you!
Clark: Not if I kill him first.
Boom!

[HnK]

Clark: No plz mr. titan! My face is too beautiful to be smashed!

[superhippie2000]

Athena: nosey arnt we kitty cat.

[Ginx]

Originally posted by Krypton935
Chloe: He can kill you!
Clark: Not if I kill him first.
Boom!

Damn straight! When Clark said that I jumped outta my seat and was just so excited. I don't want Clark to be a killer - but I don't like him being a sideliner wuss either.

[Dark_Superman]

Titan: Good Fight... *lays down and plays dead*

[HowardFilms]

CLARK: "I'm not human, Mom, it's time I stop pretending to be"

TITAN: "Good Fight" (least he got what *he* wanted, lol)

[coasterprincess]

Lois: I do a mean Stars and Stripes Routine

(which is mostly funny cuz at that moment I was thinking...what is it with her and being a hooker when undercover all the time?)

[SVilleGal03]

Originally posted by coasterprincess
Lois: I do a mean Stars and Stripes Routine

(which is mostly funny cuz at that moment I was thinking...what is it with her and being a hooker when undercover all the time?)

Don't know...but I thought it was a nice nod to her striptease in "Exposed."

[KKrazy]

The mentioning of the name of Vince McMahon!! LOL For those who don't know, Vince McMahon is the chairman of WWE, the boss of Ashley and Kane.

[SVTpat]

It's my turn...

owned

[enamored]

Originally posted by coasterprincess
Lois: I do a mean Stars and Stripes Routine

(which is mostly funny cuz at that moment I was thinking...what is it with her and being a hooker when undercover all the time?)

She needed a legitimate reason to be where she was so she claimed to work for the strip club down the street. It made more sense in that context.

[RedKalEL]

clark: "Why becuase i'm not distracted yb my feelings for lana and doing what ihave ot do" or something like that and i loved the vince refernce

[tibbit78]

FAVORITE COMBAT QUOTES:

1) Martha Kent & Clark Kent

Martha: Clark... I know how difficult Lex & Lana's wedding was for you, but ever since that day, it's like you've become another person.

Clark: Why? Because I'm not distracted by my feelings for Lana, anymore? That I could finally focus on what I need to do?

Martha: Sweetheart, you should never consider what you felt to be a distraction. Love is a natural human emotion.

Clark: Then maybe my mistake was having those feelings at all. I'm not human, Mom. It's time I stopped pretending to be.

2) Clark and Chloe

Clark: Chloe, Titan isn't meteor-infected. He's from the phantom zone.

Whoosh!
Chloe: Clark... slow down. I don't have enough money to hire a full-time maid to clean up every time you decide to blow in.

Clark: What did you find? You have nothing!

Chloe: Don't bite my head off. You know I always have something up my sleeve. I'm starting to think that supersleuthing might be my latent Krypto power. See? Your sidekick isn't completely useless.

Clark: Sorry I snapped at you, Chloe.

3) Mr. Richter Maddox (to Clark): You scared me. Where did you come from?

Clark: You wouldn't believe me if I told you. I'm looking for you, Mr. Maddox. I want to fight.

Mr. Richter Maddox: Oh. What did I do to you?

Clark: No. I mean, I want to be in your fight club.

Titan: Kal-El.

[jrp8907]

The Vince McMahon reference was my favorite since I'm a WWE fan. But I thought Lois' line, "I do a mean stars and stripes routine," was very funny.

[redKfan]

Clark: Lois? What are you doing here?
Lois: Smallville? Ok, hit me.
Clark: What?
Lois: Come on, not too hard and not too soft
Clark: Lois, I'm not going to hit you!
Lois: Fine, (she punches Clark in the stomach) your six pack is like a steel plate or something
Titan:Kal El
Clark:Lois, run.
Clark:Stay away from her.
Titan: Humans mean nothing to me you're the fight i've been waiting for.

[last man of krypton]

Originally posted by tibbit78
1) Martha Kent & Clark Kent

Martha: Clark... I know how difficult Lex & Lana's wedding was for you, but ever since that day, it's like you've become another person.

Clark: Why? Because I'm not distracted by my feelings for Lana, anymore? That I could finally focus on what I need to do?

Martha: Sweetheart, you should never consider what you felt to be a distraction. Love is a natural human emotion.

Clark: Then maybe my mistake was having those feelings at all.


'twas music to my ears. :)

[arob21]

Clark: Hey Titan
Titan: What?
Clark: Shoyuken!

[clarksgirl93]

my favorite:

Ashley to Los at the fight club:

lois: i do a good stars and stripes routine
....
Ashley: daddy must be proud

[hedi sweet thighs]

I forgot the character but i think he was the crazy doc from bell reeves he was the announcer he called CLark the "The Man of Steel":lol: finally they are connecting names that will eventually become Clark surnames.I can't wait til this week is this going to be a Clois episode also I hope so.

[enamored]

Originally posted by redKfan
Clark: Lois? What are you doing here?
Lois: Smallville? Ok, hit me.
Clark: What?
Lois: Come on, not too hard and not too soft
Clark: Lois, I'm not going to hit you!
Lois: Fine, (she punches Clark in the stomach) your six pack is like a steel plate or something
Titan:Kal El
Clark:Lois, run.
Clark:Stay away from her.
Titan: Humans mean nothing to me you're the fight i've been waiting for.

I think the quote was: Clark, that's not a six-pack you have under there, it's a steel kegger!

[Kal-alien]

Originally posted by enamored
I think the quote was: Clark, that's not a six-pack you have under there, it's a steel kegger!


Bingo