Quotes you "wish" were in Promise

[PKII]

Clark: Lana, "I'm from Krypton."

Lana: <blank stare>

Lana: "What?"

Clark: "i'm from KRYPTON!"

Lana: "What?"

Clark: "never mind"

[lastdaughterofkrypton]

OMG Lana is dead.... really dead... for good this time :D

[PKII]

Originally posted by lastdaughterofkrypton
OMG Lana is dead.... really dead... for good this time :D :eek: :(

[superhippie2000]

Preacher: If anyone has any reason why these two should not be married speak now or forever hold your piece.

Clark: stop stop i object. I love you.

Lana: Clark i knew you loved me.

Clark: Huh? What? Not you.



Preacher: If anyone has any reason why these two should not be married speak now or forever hold your piece.

Hawrd K Stern: I object. Im the real father.





Clark: Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Chloe: Whats so funny?

Clark: hahahahahahahahahahha

Chloe: What is it?

Clark: hahahahahaha you look like a blueberry hahahahahaha

Chloe: hey i didnt pick the color of the dress.

[TheBoyk]

Chloe: Aw, they're so cute.... Clark, do you think you'll ever get married?
Clark: Maybe, but the woman I marry would have to love moping babies.
Chloe: You want children, too?!
Clark: I meant me.


Lex: Any last words of advice, Dad?
Lionel: Just that I wish your mother could be here.....but, she's dead...
Lex: ....
Lionel: ....so is your brother....and then there was that other brother who I temporarily betrayed you in favor of....
Lex: ......
Lionel: ....well, you LOOK good, anyway!


Martha: Who's a good dog?
Shelby: Arf, arf!
Martha: Who's the best dog in the whole wide WORLD?
Shelby: Arf! Arf arf!
Martha: Who's MY favorite dog?
Shelby: Lionel!
Martha: ...what?!?

[RedKRules]

the last one is really funny :lol:

[SnarkMasterJ]

HA. I like the Lex/Lionel one myself. :lol:


[At the church, Clark interrupts the wedding]

Clark: LANA! DON'T MARRY LEX!
Lana: ...What?!
Clark: ...Whoops, never mind. The feeling passed. Carry on!

[natwelling]

Clark: Chloe you look beutiful
Chloe: Thank you Clark, how are you feealig.
Clark: Chloe i come to the conclusion that I don't care about Lana enymore that's in the past.
Chloe: Huh!!!!!! What!!!!!
Clark: Lets go to Italy just you and me right now.....
Chloe: OK!! forget Lana.....

[SVTpat]

Chazz Reinhold (search Wedding Crashers :D ) : These *****es are HOT.
John Beckwith: Short haired blonde girl... SCORE.
Jeremy Grey: Thats fine, dibs on the red headed mom. Always had a thing for moms.

[bibi_sv___clana4ever]

Preacher: If anyone has any reason why these two should not be married speak now or forever hold your piece.

Clark: stopppp!!

Lana: (looks to clark)

Clark: " what day is it, and in what month. this clock nevr seemed so alive. I can't keep up, n i cant back down i've been losing so much time. coz its u n me, and all....."

[thehenry89]

preacher: if there is anyone among us that can show just cause for these two not to be joined in holy matromony; then let him speak now, or forever hold his peice...

(clark gets up on stage, and pulls a microphone out of thin air. then he proceedes to sing)

clark: Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know
That you're the only one to say
O.K.

martha: Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more
With you
It's true

chloe: You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

lex: Babe you know
You're growing up so fast
And Mama's worrying
That you won't last to say
Let's play

lionel: Sister Christian
There's so much in life
Don't you give it up
Before your time is due
It's true
It's true yeah

pete: (jumps out of cake does guitar solo, and flees)

lois: Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sights
And driving thru the night
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight


clark: Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know
That you're the only one to say
O.K.
But you're motoring
Yeah motoring

shelby: (plays outro on piano)

[svfan50]

Originally posted by TheBoyk

Martha: Who's a good dog?
Shelby: Arf, arf!
Martha: Who's the best dog in the whole wide WORLD?
Shelby: Arf! Arf arf!
Martha: Who's MY favorite dog?
Shelby: Lionel!
Martha: ...what?!?

O M G!! THis is funny as hell.............:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Chloe: Hey Clark...wassup!
Clark: Chloe...I love you!
Chloe: huhhh?????? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *&^)#*U)$(*%*($)#*#)#@($%*^)@_@(^*#*%()!@(%*^(@))@%* ^#(@)@*!@))R%#$*^)28(%#)@(#@"*#@)"^*)^*&)!*^)^@*(
Clark: What?
Chloe: Nevermind!

[superhippie2000]

(Clark Chloe Jimmy Lois and Shelby get out of a van.)

Clark: Stop Stop the wedding.

Lex: What is going on here.

Chloe: Lana you can not marry him

Lana: And why not?

Lois: He isnt who he says he is.

Clark: This is who your really marrying.
(pulls on lexs face and it comes off revealing tina greer)

(shelby jumps into Jimmys arms)

Jimmy: ZOINKS

Lois: ok Sherrif take him her whatever away.

(Tina gets cuffed)

Tina: i would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for you meddling kids.

[Lostfan588]

Barney at the reception: Hey Kids! If you're happy and you know it clap you hands!

Audience: :confused:

[uselessuses]

Clark: Lex... I'm not from this planet. I'm from Krypton with special powers.

Lex: Meet me in the wine cellar.

Clark: For what?

Lex: Nothing special, just bring your powers.

Clark: What about the wedding.

Lex: Lana can wait.

[Lostfan588]

Clark: Will you marry me?

Lex: YES!
Lana: YES!
Chloe: YES!
Martha: YES!

[Silent Kal]

Originally posted by TheBoyk
Chloe: Aw, they're so cute.... Clark, do you think you'll ever get married?
Clark: Maybe, but the woman I marry would have to love moping babies.
Chloe: You want children, too?!
Clark: I meant me.


Lex: Any last words of advice, Dad?
Lionel: Just that I wish your mother could be here.....but, she's dead...
Lex: ....
Lionel: ....so is your brother....and then there was that other brother who I temporarily betrayed you in favor of....
Lex: ......
Lionel: ....well, you LOOK good, anyway!


Martha: Who's a good dog?
Shelby: Arf, arf!
Martha: Who's the best dog in the whole wide WORLD?
Shelby: Arf! Arf arf!
Martha: Who's MY favorite dog?
Shelby: Lionel!
Martha: ...what?!?

:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

CLASSIC.

i LOVE this thread.

In keeping with the musical theme, here's a little "My Fair Luthor" for ya:

LEX:
I'm getting married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Clark, come and hit me
Say "you can't quit" me
But get me to the church on tiiiiiiime....

If my last wife Helen
turns up to spoil my fun
Shoot her up or lock her up
in 33.1!

CROWD:
OH! He's getting married in the mornin'

LANA:
He's given up his life of crime! (I think..)

CLARK:
I'm broken-hearted!

CHLOE:
And half-retarded!

CROWD:
So get him to the church
Get him to the church!

LEX:
For Pete's Sake, Get me to the church....

On....

PETE:
Remy Zero!!!

CROWD:
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!

[baudyhallee]

MARTHA: Lex, Lana. I'm sorry Clark couldn't make the wedding. He had ball practice.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Lana: After telling me your secret, proposing in ep 100, I apologize for leaving the kent party during episode 100 and your father died.

[thehenry89]

Originally posted by Silent Kal
:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

CLASSIC.

i LOVE this thread.

In keeping with the musical theme, here's a little "My Fair Luthor" for ya:

LEX:
I'm getting married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Clark, come and hit me
Say "you can't quit" me
But get me to the church on tiiiiiiime....

If my last wife Helen
turns up to spoil my fun
Shoot her up or lock her up
in 33.1!

CROWD:
OH! He's getting married in the mornin'

LANA:
He's given up his life of crime! (I think..)

CLARK:
I'm broken-hearted!

CHLOE:
And half-retarded!

CROWD:
So get him to the church
Get him to the church!

LEX:
For Pete's Sake, Get me to the church....

On....

PETE:
Remy Zero!!!

CROWD:
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!

:lol: excellent, if that happend this whole episode might be redeemed.

[meggy]

Lex approaches Clark with a sinister grin and a shaver.....

Lex: Clark..my plan for worldwide domination is now complete...i'm rich, i now have the woman you love, and apparently everyone else on the planet loves, and now.....now...all I need is your hair!.....then I will rule in all my glory!....with a woman and sexy, thick, wavy, dark hair!

[Kryptoshelby]

Originally posted by baudyhallee
MARTHA: Lex, Lana. I'm sorry Clark couldn't make the wedding. He had ball practice.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[RedKalEL]

Lionel (looking at his watch): GOOD LORD! Can this wedding go on any longer.

Clark: I know right it will be forever before you me and shelby go on that road trip to wrestlemania

Lionel: But kane and Ashley will be on here next week

Clark: But it won't be the same...

[Krypton935]

Lana: No Lex I will not marry you!

Lex: NOOOOO!!!!
*pulls out gun and shoots clark then the bullet bounces off him and hits lana Then he shoots himself*

[GottaLoveHotSuperHeros]

Originally posted by meggy
Lex approaches Clark with a sinister grin and a shaver.....

Lex: Clark..my plan for worldwide domination is now complete...i'm rich, i now have the woman you love, and apparently everyone else on the planet loves, and now.....now...all I need is your hair!.....then I will rule in all my glory!....with a woman and sexy, thick, wavy, dark hair!


:lol: nice

[Dark Knight23]

Lady: So which side are from the bride or the groom?

Clark: Pie

Lady: What?

Clark: I'm only here for the pie.

Chloe: Clark for the last time there isn't any pie.

Clark: Wait a minute you mean to tell me there's no pie. @#$%

[FULLMETALMARTA]

Lois:Hey Clark!

Clark: "What!"

Lois "I have something to get you mind off lex and lana"

Clark "Oh yea like what?"

Lois takes off her best trench coat, underneath is her american flag outfit she "Danced" in once before.

Clark: LOIS!

Lois: Ahoy matey!

Clark: You can't dress like that!

Lois: the hell I can't!
she drops in his lap and kisses him

Lois:Now what do you think about lexana?

Clark:Lana who? Oh hell! kisses her back.

[PKII]

Lana, "Clark, Lionel says he is gonna kill you if I don't marry lex"

[BadToad]

Clark: "Hey Ollie, its me, Clark"
Ollie: "Clark...Dude...whats happening?"
Clark: "You, Me, the boys...Vegas?"
Ollie: "Awesome!...oh, Bart says you should bring Chloelicious.."
Clark: "Will do...Looking forward to getting out of town for a few days"

:)

[samanta]

Martha: Clark let Lana go.
Chloe: Clark let Lana go.
(it would have at least a little continuity)

Lex: I have to get my balls back.

[Runestone]

Clark: I'm still in love with Lana... I've loved her forever and I can't imagine spending the rest of my life with anyone but-

Chloe: Clark, knock it off! You've been "in love" with her for six years! Grow up, get over it! You'll never amount to anything if you keep pining over a girl who's caused you only grief! Suck it up and spend your time on something more useful, you know, like saving the world? It's over, get used to it!

[Jephael]

LIONEL: "Lana, you need to understand that you put yourself into this perdicament. You allowed yourself to become Lex's plaything when you could've simply moved on with your life and gone to southern California; Start over, maybe get a job at a health care clinic or something... but no, you just had to keep meddling in Clark's destiny, so now I have to play Blind Man's Bluff with you!"

LANA: "Wait, so you're not going to kill Clark?"

LIONEL: "That depends on what happens between you and my son. If Lex decides to end the marriage on his own terms than I'll be more than happy to allow you to speak with Clark. Why I'll even take you to see him at the cave personally!"

LANA: "Aw, screw that! You got me all excited about California now! I can see myself living it up in L.A. with David Spade and Jessica Simpson!"

LIONEL: "Jessica Simps-? Oh, why not? It's better than staying around this crap-hole. Honestly, why the hell would anyone want to spend nearly 2 decades living in a town run by meteor infected weirdos killing each other?! It's like something out of a comic book or something! Also, you have to admit the whole reason you have issues is you never allowed yourself to get over what happened to your parents. I mean I'm no Dr. Phil but don't you think your being an orphan is a poor excuse for throwing yourself at any guy who would give you the time of day?"

LANA: "You hit the nail right on the head, Mr. Luthor! Soon as Lex hands me the annulment papers, I'm outta here!"

LIONEL: "That's a good girl! Now get the hell out of here before Martha Kent sees you. I don't want her knowing we had this talk."

[tibbit78]

Quotes you wish were in Promise:

Lionel Luthor (to Lana Lang): "You know Clark's secret, don't you? Well, so do I! Much as I hate to say this, Clark Kent isn't meant to be with you. He belongs to the world. His future destiny is too great, so great, that it will be hard for you to comprehend. One day you will understand when he will become the man he is meant to be: The future Superman."

[curiosity]

Originally posted by Lostfan588
Clark: Will you marry me?

Lex: YES!
Lana: YES!
Chloe: YES!
Martha: YES!

You forgot Lois. :lol:


Originally posted by tibbit78
Quotes you wish were in Promise:

Lionel Luthor (to Lana Lang): "You know Clark's secret, don't you? Well, so do I! Much as I hate to say this, Clark Kent isn't meant to be with you. He belongs to the world. His future destiny is too great, so great, that it will be hard for you to comprehend. One day you will understand when he will become the man he is meant to be: The future Superman."

He'll probably say that in Nemisis.

[FULLMETALMARTA]

Originally posted by Lostfan588
Clark: Will you marry me?

Lex: YES!
Lana: YES!
Chloe: YES!
Martha: YES!
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You forgot Lois.

Lois: we need to get L**D first!:D :p :D