Quotes you "wish" were in Trespass

[PKII]

Lana, Clark I know your secret.

[SMG Pro]

Lana to anyone: I'm leaving Smallville...forever.

[k18]

Chloe: My name is Chloe Sullivan! Not Lois Lane. Get over it people!

[superhippie2000]

Lex: I shall use the baby to create Bizarro. Nah on second thought i will turn him into Nuclear Man.

[lillie_poo_pod]

Lex to Lana: I can't do this anymore Lana, I'm leaving you.

[Dark Knight23]

Lana: Stop putting cameras in the showers Lex lol not really approaite but seriously.

Lex: Why did you go to Clark to protect you?

[superhippie2000]

Clark throws a football across town and it hits lana in the nose.

Lana: Ow my nose. Lex why would you want to marry me looking like this.

Lex: Oh about that but sorry i cant marry you something suddenly came up.

[Dark Knight23]

Clark: Lana why are you in my bed? Am I dreaming again. :D

[Kriminal]

Chloe: i just cant take it anymore *points a gun to her head*

[Dark Knight23]

Originally posted by Kriminal
Chloe: i just cant take it anymore *points a gun to her head*

Clark: Chloe I can't let you do it *takes the gun away from her* Let me do it.

Chloe: Thanks Clark.

Clark: What r best friends for.

[Krypton935]

Clark: If lana hadn't tried to figure out my secret she wouldn't be dead!

[Ireallylikethisshow]

Originally posted by Dark Knight23
Clark: Chloe I can't let you do it *takes the gun away from her* Let me do it.

Chloe: Thanks Clark.

Clark: What r best friends for.

:rotfl:

Dr. Phil: So... exactly how functional do you think this baby would be raised? If it's not an alien, FOTW, or miscarriage?

Lana: There's a baby? Oooh! Is it Chloe? Or Lois? MARTHA?

Dr. Phil: Lana! You need to take control of your life- not let it control you!

Lana: I don't know what you just said. But the key to control is MONEY. MONEY=POWER!

Dr. Phil: WELL DUH! How do you think I got my own show?

[SmallvilleMan]

Chloe: My name is Chloe Sullivan! Not Lois Lane. Get over it people!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Clark: You can't marry Lex, because you're still engaged to marry me.

[Ireallylikethisshow]

Originally posted by k18
Chloe: My name is Chloe Sullivan! Not Lois Lane. Get over it people!

:D

[Derrickray]

Clark looks hard at Lana's stomach: It's a boy!

[PKII]

Lana, "Clark do you remember that stone I gave to you before the second meteor shower? What did you do with it? "

[egsbrain]

Security guard, upon axing the door down to "help" Lana:

"Here's Johnny!"

I mean, come on... then they even run out into snow. How derivative can they get??

[SuperWood]

Yea, I had the hello Johnny feeling too. You guys crack me up btw.
Loved the Dr. Phil bit.

Chloe to Jimmy: "I'm sorry Jimmy but I didn't miss you...and you're a pansy."

[dcf]

"Lana, you are picking up Lex's traits. You used to be nice... but now you're changing. I've protected you so many times and you don't even notice. But NOW I'm going to save you."


...Lana: "Yeah, you're right Clark-let's get out of this creepy mansion and go back to your place..."

[Odysseus]

Originally posted by PKII
Lana, "Clark do you remember that stone I gave to you before the second meteor shower? What did you do with it? "
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Wacko Security Goon: I'm going to save you.

Lana: *yawns* Eh, you're just my latest stalker. Trust me, you'll never be seen again after this episode.
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Lex: I want you to be at the wedding, Clark...we need a wedding singer.
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Lana: Hey, wait a minute. Everywhere I get stalked by this creepy guy, the only ppl around are the security team. So logically, the stalker must be one of Lex's guards. *dials the Sheriff*

[scttlbgh]

Clark to Lex: 'I could have Lana back if I wanted, but I don't want damaged goods.'

[borednow]

Anyone: why isn't Lois at her appartment in the middle of the night?

[HotStudsSuccess]

Lois voice echoes out loud: I AM WAITING TILL THE FUTURE TO COME BACK TO YOU CLARK. CLARK CLARK CLARK

[cloisinmyheart]

lex: i trust you and i love you
*leans in for a kiss*
lana: ew get away from me you geezer

lana: why did you have to leave lex?

[superprincess]

Lana: "thank you clark for saving me for the 15,000 time this week. Your my hero!"
Clark:" Your welcome lana, now I must go save the world!"

Lex:" I really enjoy your sloppy seconds clark."
Clark: "Your welcome lex, anything for a friend"

[xrayvision]

Lex: Brady, why did I get word that my half brother Lucas is dead and that you killed him?

Brady: Because you told me to shoot anyone I don't know.

Lex: AHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[j-kent]

Clark to Lex (end at barnyard): "Lex...you can take this wedding invitation and shove it up your _____(fill in the blank).

[xrayvision]

Clark: Lex, do you think you're man enough to withstand a papercut from this invitation?

Lex: We Luthors are made of tough and definitely expensive material.

Clark: OK then.

<Clark uses a superspeed chop and slices off Lex's hand>

Lex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You son of a b-tch!!!!! You chopped off my hand!!!!!!!!!

Clark: Hey, it was going to happen in a few years later anyway when you start wearing the kryptonite ring. Now why don't you go on out & get yourself a black glove.

[freefall]

Originally posted by HotStu***uccess
Lois voice echoes out loud: I AM WAITING TILL THE FUTURE TO COME BACK TO YOU CLARK. CLARK CLARK CLARK

:lol:

[griffyn612]

"Hey Clark. I got her pregnant and she's marrying me. How bout them apples?" - Lex

"Clark... will you be my best man?" - Lex

"Oh, and Lana? You don't need to keep a broken tool in your drawer to remind you of me when I'm out of town." - Lex

"I want you to come to the wedding and see what you lost. YOU COULD HAVE HAD ME, CLARK!! I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOURS!" - Lex

"Why do I still watch out for you, Lana? Probably the same reason you've been watching me. There's no-one else in this town nearly as hot as us." - Clark

"Do you still like me, Chloe?" .... "Well?" .... "Chloe?!" "Sorry Jimmy, I was watching Clark walk away, what'd ya need?" - Chloe

"It puts the lotion on its skin!" - Stalker

[Kryptonian-Ronin]

Originally posted by superprincess
Lana: "thank you clark for saving me for the 15,000 time this week. Your my hero!"
Clark:" Your welcome lana, now I must go save the world!"

Lex:" I really enjoy your sloppy seconds clark."
Clark: "Your welcome lex, anything for a friend"

Nice !!


Originally posted by griffyn612




"I want you to come to the wedding and see what you lost. YOU COULD HAVE HAD ME, CLARK!! I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOURS!" - Lex






Now, THAT actually makes sense !!

[Rhoda123]

Clark: "Sorry about what I said last week Chloe. I know I was a complete tool."

Chloe: "Bite me alien boy."

[Mischael12]

Lex: Here's the scene of the crime where you held my Fiance captive.

Clark: *Snicker* yeah good times....

[xrayvision]

Jimmy: And if you hurt her, I will kick your ass no matter how big you are.

Clark: Please Jimmy. You're no Eric Summers. At least he could stand a chance by taking my powers away.

Jimmy: Powers, what powers?

Clark: Uhhhhh.....my powers to win pie eating contests.

Or:



<Clark sticks the chisel in his back pocket>

Clark: Oops, I didn't hurt you in there did I Chloe?

[that girl]

Originally posted by k18
Chloe: My name is Chloe Sullivan! Not Lois Lane. Get over it people!

Amen to that. :D

[maryjanewatson]

Clark: Hey chloe! What's new?

Chloe: Lana is being followed by a creepy stalker who is threatening to kill her!

Clark: no no, i said 'whats new?'

[last man of krypton]

<Stalker rings Lana>
Lana: Who is this?
Stalker: Someone who thinks you should die.
Lana: That's narrowed it down to about 99% of the population. The other 1% haven't met me yet.

[zxcvBnm]

*Lana snoops through Clark's barn and room*

"Clark "B****, wat u doin here. "

[xrayvision]

Lana: I know you found out about my trespasses into your barn.

Clark: Yup. So I guess the stalker has become the stalked.

Lana: Yeah, talk about a role reversal. I'm stalking you now.

Clark: So where's your telescope?

Lana: How did you know about that?

Clark: C'mon Lana, you need it anytime you sleep with Lex.

[svsabbiesv]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Clark: Lex, do you think you're man enough to withstand a papercut from this invitation?

Lex: We Luthors are made of tough and definitely expensive material.

Clark: OK then.

<Clark uses a superspeed chop and slices off Lex's hand>

Lex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You son of a b-tch!!!!! You chopped off my hand!!!!!!!!!

Clark: Hey, it was going to happen in a few years later anyway when you start wearing the kryptonite ring. Now why don't you go on out & get yourself a black glove.

hahaha i love this one

[Soline Yayire]

Originally posted by last man of krypton
<Stalker rings Lana>
Lana: Who is this?
Stalker: Someone who thinks you should die.
Lana: That's narrowed it down to about 99% of the population. The other 1% haven't met me yet.

:rotfl:


"I want you to come to the wedding and see what you lost. YOU COULD HAVE HAD ME, CLARK!! I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOURS!" - Lex

Yeah, we all know that's what he really ment :lol:

[andyolinyk]

lex to lana:wanna go down stairs and drink some magic mushroom tea to calm your nerves ?
Lana to lex: yes, id like that a lot , then we can go and watch Alice In wonder land.

cloe to lana : i dont think lex would mind seeing you in His lingerie.

lana to cloe: ya his lingerie, it's the shizzle.

[Billy Jor-El]

Lana: C'mere, Shelby, good boy.

Shelby: barf barf barf barf barf!

[maryjanewatson]

now, is that shelby puking, or barking. I reall hope it's the first one....

[President_Luthor]

Lex: Make sure you RSVP. We need a head count ...

Clark: About that reception ... are we gonna have those cool wafer crackers with the cucumber cream cheese and grape tomatoes on top?

Lex: Oh yeah! We've got a tower of nanaimo bars that look like LuthorCorp. They are simply to-die for!

Clark: Drop by and we can go over the colour scheme -- maybe over some lattes?

Lex: Good! No -- wait a minute, I'm supposed to hate you now.

Clark: Hate me 'after' we get you matching table settings for the reception.

Lex: I can live with that. I'm totally going Martha Stewart for the reception ...

[svsabbiesv]

haha that would be sweet!
i kno lex deeply cares for clark..you could tell!

[Blue screen of death]

*sky light breaks lana and the security guard fall*

*clark speeds in trying to catch lana and misses*

fump.... snap! crack... bleed....

Clark: whoops, i guess i shoulda been wearing my glasses since that eye injury messed up my sight. My depth perception must still not be that good.

*clark leaves and calls brady*

Clark: so uhh brady.... you been keeping an eye on lana?

Brady: umm yes sir mr kent, while Mr Luthor is gone i have a complete and total perimiter secured around her.

Clark: ok good, just checkin' keep up the good work!

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Lana: why are you watching me?

Clark: cause i need to know when the next shipment of PIE is arriving at the talon!


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Chloe: lana has been orbiting you secret for awhile now and she might just be coming in for a landing.

Clark: good thing i have orbital defense platforms.

Chloe: what do you mean?"orbital defense platforms?

Clark: See that platform overthere? if lana walks anywhere near it i will crack her into orbit with mr baseballbat over there.

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Lex: make sure you RSVP so we can get a head count for the reception.

Clark: Well i have 8 heads in a dufflebag... will that throw your count off some?

Lex: what are you doing with 8 heads in a dufflebage?

Clark: you never know when you may want to "head on out" or Head over to the bar, or make headway on a project.

Lex: dude!? are you ok? and i thought I was falling down the deep dark hole of bad puns and supervillian banter.

Clark: yeah, i am fine, its the other 6 voices that have a problem eee hehehe

[Kryptonian-Ronin]

* Lex hands Clark the invitation*
Clark: Is this what you really want Lex?
Lex: What I want? WHAT I WANT ?!?!?
*kicks over chair*
Lex: you know what I want Clark, you've always known since that one night, that magic moment we shared that hot shower...the way the water slid off your naked torso...make you look like an adonis...
Clark: Why didn't you so so before? all the time we have last...

* passionate embrace *

Clark: Can you call Lana and tell her you'll be home late?
Lex: Stupid Biotch doesn't even know I am gone, she gets loss in the mansion !

* Clark and Lex laugh *

Clark: AH Lex, I've missed you so.
* Lex looks up onto Clark's eyes*
Lex: to be here, in your arms, again...its like come home again...

[Blue screen of death]

Lex: Lana one day all this will be yours.

Lana:what the curtains?

Lex: NO! not the curtains lass. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lass.

Lana: But mother

Lex: Husabnd, Lass, Husband

lana:B-b-but, Husband, I don't want any of that

Lex:Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lass: the strongest castle in these counties.

Lana: But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--

Lex: rather what!?

Lana:I'd rather...
[music]
...just... sing!

Lex:Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lass. In seven days, you're getting married me, whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in kansas.

Lana:B-- but I don't want land

Lex:Listen, helen

Lana: Lana

Lex: Lana,We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.

Lana:But-- but I don't like you.

Lex:Don't like me?! What's wrong with me?! I'm beautiful. I'm rich. I've got huge... tracts o' land!

Lana:I know, but I want the-- the guy that I marry to have...
[music]
...a certain,... special... something!

Lex:Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying me, so you'd better get used to the idea!
[smack]
Guards! Make sure she doesn't leave this room until I come and get her.

Brady:Not to leave the room even if you come and get her.

Guard2:hic!

Lex:No, no. Until I come and get her.

Brady:Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

Lex:No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure she doesn't leave

Brady:And you'll come and get her!

Guard 2: Hic!

Lex: Right!

Brady:We don't need to do anything apart from just stop her entering the room.

Lex:No, no. Leaving the room

Brady:Leaving the room. Yes.
[sniff]

Lex:All right?

Brady:right!

guard2: Hic!

Lex:right!

Brady:Oh, if-- if-- if, uhh-- if-- if-- w-- ehh-- i-- if-- if we--

Lex:Yes? What is it?

brady:Oh, i-- if-- i-- oh--

Lex:Look, it's quite simple.

Brady:uh

Lex:You just stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right?

guard2: Hic!

Lex:right

Brady:Oh, I remember. Uhh, can she leave the room with us?

Lex:N-- no, no. No. You just keep her in here and make sure she--

Brady: Oh, yes. We'll keep her in here, obviously, but if she had to leave and we were with her--

Lex:No, no, no, no. Just keep her in here--

brady:Until you or anyone else--

Lex:No, not anyone else. Just me.

brady:just you.

Guard2: Hic!

Lex:get back

Brady: get back

Lex:all right?

brady:Right. We'll stay here until you get back.

guard2:hic!

Lex:And, uh, make sure she doesn't leave

brady:what?

Lex:Make sure she doesn't leave

brady: Lana?

Lex: yes,Make sure she doesn't leave

Brady:Oh, yes, of course

guard2: hic!

Brady:Ah. I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.

Lex: is that clear?

guard2: hic!

Brady:Oh, quite clear. No problems

Lex: Right. Where are you going?

brady: were comin' with you

Lex: No, no. I want you to stay here and make sure she doesn't leave

brady:Oh, I see. Right

Lana: but Lex!

Lex: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on!
[music]
And no singing!

guard2:hic!

Lex: Oh, go and get a glass of water.
[clank]
[scribble scribble scribble fold fold]
[twong]

[Kryptonian-Ronin]

Originally posted by Blue screen of death
Lex: Lana one day all this will be yours.

Lana:what the curtains?

Lex: NO! not the curtains lass. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lass.

Lana: But mother

Lex: Husabnd, Lass, Husband

lana:B-b-but, Husband, I don't want any of that

Lex:Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lass: the strongest castle in these counties.

Lana: But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--

Lex: rather what!?

Lana:I'd rather...
[music]
...just... sing!

Lex:Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lass. In seven days, you're getting married me, whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in kansas.

Lana:B-- but I don't want land

Lex:Listen, helen

Lana: Lana

Lex: Lana,We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.

Lana:But-- but I don't like you.

Lex:Don't like me?! What's wrong with me?! I'm beautiful. I'm rich. I've got huge... tracts o' land!

Lana:I know, but I want the-- the guy that I marry to have...
[music]
...a certain,... special... something!

Lex:Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying me, so you'd better get used to the idea!
[smack]
Guards! Make sure she doesn't leave this room until I come and get her.

Brady:Not to leave the room even if you come and get her.

Guard2:hic!

Lex:No, no. Until I come and get her.

Brady:Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

Lex:No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure she doesn't leave

Brady:And you'll come and get her!

Guard 2: Hic!

Lex: Right!

Brady:We don't need to do anything apart from just stop her entering the room.

Lex:No, no. Leaving the room

Brady:Leaving the room. Yes.
[sniff]

Lex:All right?

Brady:right!

guard2: Hic!

Lex:right!

Brady:Oh, if-- if-- if, uhh-- if-- if-- w-- ehh-- i-- if-- if we--

Lex:Yes? What is it?

brady:Oh, i-- if-- i-- oh--

Lex:Look, it's quite simple.

Brady:uh

Lex:You just stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right?

guard2: Hic!

Lex:right

Brady:Oh, I remember. Uhh, can she leave the room with us?

Lex:N-- no, no. No. You just keep her in here and make sure she--

Brady: Oh, yes. We'll keep her in here, obviously, but if she had to leave and we were with her--

Lex:No, no, no, no. Just keep her in here--

brady:Until you or anyone else--

Lex:No, not anyone else. Just me.

brady:just you.

Guard2: Hic!

Lex:get back

Brady: get back

Lex:all right?

brady:Right. We'll stay here until you get back.

guard2:hic!

Lex:And, uh, make sure she doesn't leave

brady:what?

Lex:Make sure she doesn't leave

brady: Lana?

Lex: yes,Make sure she doesn't leave

Brady:Oh, yes, of course

guard2: hic!

Brady:Ah. I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.

Lex: is that clear?

guard2: hic!

Brady:Oh, quite clear. No problems

Lex: Right. Where are you going?

brady: were comin' with you

Lex: No, no. I want you to stay here and make sure she doesn't leave

brady:Oh, I see. Right

Lana: but Lex!

Lex: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on!
[music]
And no singing!

guard2:hic!

Lex: Oh, go and get a glass of water.
[clank]
[scribble scribble scribble fold fold]
[twong]

:lol:

And remember, lets not bicker and quarrel about who killed whom...

Ah, Monthy Python would actually bring some class to Smallville.

[that girl]

^^^:lol: :lol: :lol:

[scttlbgh]

Martha: 'Lana you can stay here, it'll be $75 for a night at the Kent Inn.'

[Jetta]

Lana snooping in the barn sees Shelby.

Lana: Shelby! Here boy, here boy!
Shelby: Lanaaaaaaa-CHOMP!!!
Smallville: Oh my God, you killed Lana! You will be our new God!