Qoutes you wish were in Labyrinth

[lillie_poo_pod]

Post what you wish was in this episode.

[Krypton935]

Clark:I'm not crazy! It's Lana she's obsessed with pink! I swear! Look at her LOOK!!

[superhippie2000]

Clark to lex: LT. DAAAAN


Manhunter: Kal-El let the oreo cookies be your guide.

[Maryliz48]

Clark "Lex, I miss them sexy legs!"

[thehenry89]

Lex: i'm a dancing machine wooooooo

[lillie_poo_pod]

*snorts*

[clana_never_give_up]

Clark: Lana, I can't stand it anymore, I love you.

Lana: You said you didn't love me?

Clark: I lied, I deeply, truly, love you.

Lana: I Love You too!

[darkraya]

clark to lex after seeing him i a weel chair - whats up weels! wanna pup-up a weely? lmfao!

[Rachel B]

Lex: I should have run you over then. As a matter of fact I think that I will do it now!

[Nospam]

Clark: [to Chloe in front of the fire place] I know what I have to do now. I have to murder Lana. Painfully.

[Fred the Man]

Clark: Chloe and Lana, go away!! I want me some Lois!!!!!!:p

[The_Frag_Man]

Clark: I'm over lana, it's lex I want. I can't fight it any more. I'm totally gay.

[Ginx]

Originally posted by Rachel B
Lex: I should have run you over then. As a matter of fact I think that I will do it now!

When Lex really said 'I should have run you over then' I just had to laugh.....it was a cold line.

[HowardFilms]

Originally posted by Rachel B
Lex: I should have run you over then. As a matter of fact I think that I will do it now!

Oh my god, that'd be the funniest thing ever. Clark running away trying to hit superspeed while Lex wheels after him. Clark gets up on the desk.

Clark: Ha, come up here and rin me over...

Random car comes flying through window and kills clark. Writers are sure to mention the exact year and model of the car, plus it's excellent financing deal, so toyota will be happy with them.

[CallMeClark]

Clark: I still DON'T love her. :)

[lilkoolmaria]

:lol:



MM: You can't give in Kal-el. *munches on oreo cookie* With or without milk? That is what I need you to find out...

[God-Man]

Clark: I love you Chloe.

[chole_fan]

Originally posted by God-Man
Clark: I love you Chloe.

Yeah!!! You took the words out of my mouth

[Rachel B]

Lois: Oops! Wrong episode, see you next week!

[Ginx]

Clark to the doc: "Hey, That's my ex-girl you got there! This is my mind you're messing with! And that's..... [looks at Martian Manhunter]...... that's just some guy I met, but still, I think this thing has gone just a little too far!"

[Ardiem3]

Clark: Im over Lana, Lex can have her..."

[La_La]

Clark: I still love her
Chloe: Oh great, now I'm in an alternate relatiy that's taken me back to season 1. Damn!

Or

Clark: I was willing to give up who I was and everything I cared about and loved to be with her. (or however that stupid line went)
Chloe: Annd you say this like its a good thing?? Oh right, thats why they call you BDA.

[CreedogV]

Clark to Lexana: Congratulations on getting married... and the baby.
Lex: Wow, Clark, you almost sound sincere.
(Clark walks out of the Talon without answering, giving a passing glance to Lana, who scoots back towards Lex)

[Charissa70]

Clark:"Lana, I dreamed when we were 10, I gave you this plastic ring and I said to you..'
Lana:'yes, Clark?!'
Clark: 'if I give this to you, will you get out of my face and leave me and my friends alone and promise never, ever to talk to me again? And , oh yes, stop undressing in front of your bedroom window with the shades up. It's getting me....I mean the cows excited'.
Lana: 'Wow! I didn't know I could get cows excited-aren't cows female? I could do that at 10! Wait until I tell Lex-do you think he will get jealous of cows?'

[Colossus632]

*Lex comes rolling out from behind the desk*

Clark: You're... Professor X??

*Marvel Lawyers crash through the window*

[Red K 5]

Clark: I'm not crazy I'm not crazy I'm not crazy

random patient: Click your heels together when you say that

[Jephael]

CLARK: "Wait a minute. If the Chloe in this universe died because she was nuts, then what happened to Pete?"

DR. HUDSON: "Pete Ross is the name of a fictional character from a sitcom you used to watch. He was played by a young man named Sam Jones. Lana and your family once tried to make arrangements so he could come meet you here at the hospital, but we weren't sure that was a wise idea considering the circumstances of your mental state. Currently he lives in Vancouver with his beautiful wife Kristen and their two year-old son Tom."

[scttlbgh]

I wish Lex would have called Clark out on Lionel's alibi for Clark. something like at the end in the talon.
Lex: 'So Clark my father said he had dinner with your mom and you and that you had 2 helpings of your mom's lamb chops. Where do you put it?
Clark with a weird look on his face: 'Yes, I did. Guess I work it off on the farm'
Lex: 'Really? Sure it wasn't pot roast and 3 helping? We'll talk about this later, Clark. Lana and I have a wedding to plan.'

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by HowardFilms
Oh my god, that'd be the funniest thing ever. Clark running away trying to hit superspeed while Lex wheels after him. Clark gets up on the desk.

Clark: Ha, come up here and rin me over...

Random car comes flying through window and kills clark. Writers are sure to mention the exact year and model of the car, plus it's excellent financing deal, so toyota will be happy with them.

Add the Benny Hill theme to that, and it's a masterpiece.


Here's the explanation of what really happened to Lex:

<Lex & Lionel in a classic scene>

Lionel: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Lex.

Lex: --

Lionel: I'm Lionel...king of the Magnificent Bastards.

Lex: --

Lionel: I seek the finest & the bravest Cueballs from the land to join me in my call to Luthorcorp.

Lex: --

Lionel: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

Lex: --

Lionel: You make me sad. So be it. Come Stompy.

Lex: None shall pass.

Lionel: What?

Lex: None shall pass.

Lionel: I have no quarrel with you evil sir Cueball. But I must cross this bridge.

Lex: Then you shall die.

Lionel: I command you as king of the Magnificent Bastards to stand aside.

Lex: I move for no man, only Lana.

Lionel: So be it.

<They start fencing and Lionel chops off one of Lex's legs>

Lionel: Now stand aside worthy adversary.

Lex: 'Tis but a scratch.

Lionel: A scratch!?! You leg's off!

Lex: No it isn't.

Lionel: What's that then?

Lex: I've had worse.

Lionel: You liar!

Lex: C'mon ya pansy!

<They fight, and as Lex charges, Lionel chops off his other leg>

Lionel: Victory is mine!

<Lionel gets down to pray>

Lionel: We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy...

Lex: C'mon then!

Lionel: What!

Lex: Have at you!

Lionel: You are indeed brave, Sir Cueball, but the fight is mine.

Lex: Oh, had enough, eh?

Lionel: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no legs left.

Lex: Yes I have. My 3rd leg.

Lionel: Look!

Lex: Just a flesh wound.

Lionel: Look, stop that.

Lex: Chicken! Chicken!

Lionel: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

<Lionel cuts off Cuestick>

Lex: Right, I'll do you for that!

Lionel: You'll what?

Lex: Come 'ere!

Lionel: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Lex: I'm invincible!

Lionel: You're a loony.

Lex: The Cueball always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

<Lionel cuts off the Cueball's rear pocket>

Lex: All right; we'll call it a draw.

Lionel: Come, Stompy.

Lex: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

Lionel: I told you to stay away from fencing Sir Cueball. 'Ere is a wheelchair for you. 'Tis time to brainwash you, young Cueball, and make you think that you swerved out of the way to avoid hitting an alien from another planet on that bridge.

[XxKidMenuxX]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Add the Benny Hill theme to that, and it's a masterpiece.


Here's the explanation of what really happened to Lex:

<Lex & Lionel in a classic scene>

Lionel: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Lex.

Lex: --

Lionel: I'm Lionel...king of the Magnificent Bastards.

Lex: --

Lionel: I seek the finest & the bravest Cueballs from the land to join me in my call to Luthorcorp.

Lex: --

Lionel: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

Lex: --

Lionel: You make me sad. So be it. Come Stompy.

Lex: None shall pass.

Lionel: What?

Lex: None shall pass.

Lionel: I have no quarrel with you evil sir Cueball. But I must cross this bridge.

Lex: Then you shall die.

Lionel: I command you as king of the Magnificent Bastards to stand aside.

Lex: I move for no man, only Lana.

Lionel: So be it.

<They start fencing and Lionel chops off one of Lex's legs>

Lionel: Now stand aside worthy adversary.

Lex: 'Tis but a scratch.

Lionel: A scratch!?! You leg's off!

Lex: No it isn't.

Lionel: What's that then?

Lex: I've had worse.

Lionel: You liar!

Lex: C'mon ya pansy!

<They fight, and as Lex charges, Lionel chops off his other leg>

Lionel: Victory is mine!

<Lionel gets down to pray>

Lionel: We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy...

Lex: C'mon then!

Lionel: What!

Lex: Have at you!

Lionel: You are indeed brave, Sir Cueball, but the fight is mine.

Lex: Oh, had enough, eh?

Lionel: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no legs left.

Lex: Yes I have. My 3rd leg.

Lionel: Look!

Lex: Just a flesh wound.

Lionel: Look, stop that.

Lex: Chicken! Chicken!

Lionel: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

<Lionel cuts off Cuestick>

Lex: Right, I'll do you for that!

Lionel: You'll what?

Lex: Come 'ere!

Lionel: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Lex: I'm invincible!

Lionel: You're a loony.

Lex: The Cueball always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

<Lionel cuts off the Cueball's rear pocket>

Lex: All right; we'll call it a draw.

Lionel: Come, Stompy.

Lex: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

Lionel: I told you to stay away from fencing Sir Cueball. 'Ere is a wheelchair for you. 'Tis time to brainwash you, young Cueball, and make you think that you swerved out of the way to avoid hitting an alien from another planet on that bridge.




LMAO gotta love Monty Pythons love it how you added it so geniously into a lex/Lionel scene :D

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Clark: Ive been bathing with Jor-El thats messed up!:eek:

[Brian Vash Ashby]

Clark to Lana: Why did i like you again?

Lana: Im a meteor freak who can control minds, thats why all the guys like me despite the fact im an emotional vampire and a void of a human being.

Clark: Oh.

Lana: But fear not. For because i was wearing a quasi radioactive pendent for all that time i knew you, i have no contracted terminal ass cancer. i will retire to Europe to live out my short few days left, ne'er to be seen again.

[xrayvision]

Clark: I'm glad to see you up and about Lex.

Lex: That's what Lana said about Cuestick last night.

[Mischael12]

Clark and Lex arguing.

Clark: Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.

Lex: Oh that was funny how about I give you a hand?

Clark: Oh that's awfully kind of you; how about you give me a standing ovation.

Lex: Why don't you "lift me up?"

Clark: okay ha i see were you're going with this. You look familiar to me, were you in stomp?

Lex: Hey you can kiss my grits.

Clark: I think I'll be the bigger man now and walk away "walk--away."

or

Clark: Are you okay Lex?

Lex: I can't feel my legs.

Clark: Aahh you never could.

Lex: stay out of this.

[Doomsday04]

Clark: Well maybe I am crazy...crazy for pie!

Doctor: Actually your mother never made pie, that was something you made up

Clark: What? Well I still have my plaid shirts right?

Doctor looks down and shakes his head

Clark: What?

Clark neals down and raises hands and screams nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[XxKidMenuxX]

Originally posted by Mischael12
Clark and Lex arguing.

Clark: Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.

Lex: Oh that was funny how about I give you a hand?

Clark: Oh that's awfully kind of you; how about you give me a standing ovation.

Lex: Why don't you "lift me up?"

Clark: okay ha i see were you're going with this. You look familiar to me, were you in stomp?

Lex: Hey you can kiss my grits.

Clark: I think I'll be the bigger man now and walk away "walk--away."

or

Clark: Are you okay Lex?

Lex: I can't feel my legs.

Clark: Aahh you never could.

Lex: stay out of this.


Hahaha Scary Movie 2 LMAO. I dont see why .some people are adding Smallville scenes to other movies though, its still funny.

[lillie_poo_pod]

Originally posted by Mischael12
Clark and Lex arguing.

Clark: Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.

Lex: Oh that was funny how about I give you a hand?

Clark: Oh that's awfully kind of you; how about you give me a standing ovation.

Lex: Why don't you "lift me up?"

Clark: okay ha i see were you're going with this. You look familiar to me, were you in stomp?

Lex: Hey you can kiss my grits.

Clark: I think I'll be the bigger man now and walk away "walk--away."



:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I was thinkin about that scene in Scary Movie when I saw Lex last night. That's my favorite part in that movie.

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by Doomsday04
Clark: Well maybe I am crazy...crazy for pie!

Doctor: Actually your mother never made pie, that was something you made up

Clark: What? Well I still have my plaid shirts right?

Doctor looks down and shakes his head

Clark: What?

Clark neals down and raises hands and screams nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

A slightly different take on yours:

Clark: Well maybe I am crazy...crazy for pie!

Doctor: Actually your mother never made pie, you always found your own pies on the farm---cowpies.

Clark: What? I ate cow leftovers...errr....droppings? Well I still have my plaid shirts right?

Doctor: No, the plaid you wore weren't shirts. They were kilts like the one you have on now.

Clark: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Doctor: You see Clark, your real name is Julian Luthor. You are Scottish just like Lex & his father and always had a fondness for plaid kilts. Lionel always buys you one every year.

Clark: I thought I had a secret identity.

Doctor: Well, you do. You call yourself Groundskeeper Clarkie.

[Sk8erGur1]

"Where's Lois?"

[Rhoda123]

Clark: You'll probably never know how much you mean to me.
Chloe: Cue the Barry Manilow.
Clark: How about I show you?
Chloe: What do you mean?
Clark superspeeds and undresses them both..
Chloe: OMG, Clark!
Clark: For once Chloe, I am not holding back. I love you. Lana is just a faded memory.