Quotes you "wish" were in Justice

[xrayvision]

Lana: Hey who are all you weirdos?

Clark: Hey! These are my friends.

Lana: Well I know AC & Victor, and Ollie a bit. Who's the other guy?

Bart: My name's Bart. And I'll disappear in a Flash!!

Lana: That's strange. Everyone who appears in this town is supposed to know me---the all powerful and center of attention---Lana Lang.

Bart: Well, last time I was in town, you had your head up your butt looking into some stupid witch matters.

Lana: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Clark: She's withstood more than 3 dozen blows to her head since you were last here Bart. It's amazing she can remember what haunts her the most---Secrets & Lies.

AC: We're all heroes who save the day, like my bro Clark.

Victor: Thanks a lot Lana. You ruined my life by bringing back Katherine and introducing her to Secrets & Lies.

Lana: I think I'll call you the League Of Secrets And Lies.

Clark: Cool, we're the LOSAL!!!

[PKII]

uh took my thread. lol. oh well...

Lana, "Clark, what are you doing here in Mexico"

Clark, "Oh damn you caught me...getting a buritto"






:lol:

[xrayvision]

^^Martha: Where is Javier?

Mexican official: Oh you mean that American who pretended to be a Mexican and said he didn't have an accent because he watched mucho television Mexicana?

Clark: That SOB!!! He tricked me!!!

[iced1]

Lana ( touring 33.1) : ohh.. Clack what are you doing here.....

[Mischael12]

JLA: Were Men, Manly Men, were Men in tights.

Bart:Tights.

Clark: We roam the streets of smallville lookin for fights.

Ollie: Were men,

JLA: Were men in tights. We rob from the poor and give to the rich that's right.

Aquaman: We may look like sissies.

Cyborg: But watch what you say or else will put out your lights.

JLA: Were men, were men in tights

Bart: Tight tights.

JLA: Always on guard defending the peoples rights, when your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

Clark: Were butch.

Dude that would own if there was musical score.

[superhippie2000]

^^ funny


Ollie: Ok this is what we are going to do. Clark we need you to fly over the building and give us a heads up about the layout of the building.

Clark: Umm...Im not a big fan of flying. I have this thing about hieghts.

Ollie: Oh thats to bad. Sorry Clark but i have to say this.......YOUR FIRED.



Clark: Hey guys i have this cozy little place up north. How about we go up there and have a snowball fight.

[STFanatic]

Originally posted by Mischael12
JLA: Were Men, Manly Men, were Men in tights.

Bart:Tights.

Clark: We roam the streets of smallville lookin for fights.

Ollie: Were men,

JLA: Were men in tights. We rob from the poor and give to the rich that's right.

Aquaman: We may look like sissies.

Cyborg: But watch what you say or else will put out your lights.

JLA: Were men, were men in tights

Bart: Tight tights.

JLA: Always on guard defending the peoples rights, when your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

Clark: Were butch.

Dude that would own if there was musical score.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I hope my computer don't short out from the spewed coffee.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Bruce Wayne: "Hey Can I come with you guys?"

[STFanatic]

Chloe: "So Bart, what is your talent?"
Bart: "I am the fastest man alive!"
Chloe: "You say that as if it is a good thing.", "But I think Jimmy may be the owner of that title."

[Silent Kal]

Originally posted by STFanatic
Chloe: "So Bart, what is your talent?"
Bart: "I am the fastest man alive!"
Chloe: "You say that as if it is a good thing.", "But I think Jimmy may be the owner of that title."

:rotfl: Poor Jimmy. Can't get any love on these boards. ;)


Here's my wanna-be quote of the episode:

[Interior GA's Apartment]

Aquaman: Hey, Oliver-bro, this is a sweet pad, bro. I bet you get mucho chicks--am I right, bro?

GA (to Clark): I swear, if he says "bro" one more time, I'm reaching for the boxing glove arrow...

Clark: Where were you the LAST time he showed up?

[last man of krypton]

Originally posted by STFanatic
Chloe: "So Bart, what is your talent?"
Bart: "I am the fastest man alive!"
Chloe: "You say that as if it is a good thing.", "But I think Jimmy may be the owner of that title."

:rotfl:

Oliver: Earth!
Bart: Fire!
Cyborg: Wind!
AC: Water!
Clark: Heart!

All: Go Planet!

Lex: When your powers combine, I am Captain Planet!

----------------------------------------

Lana: What are you guys doing?
Bart: We're going to see Lionel, the Wizard.
Lana: Why?
Clark: I need a brain.
Cyborg: I need a heart.
AC: I need... to stop saying "bro". Bro!
Lana: Fair enough. Come along, doggie.
Lex: Woof!
Lana: Who's mommy's bich? That's right, you are.

[STFanatic]

^ ouch :lol:

[Rhoda123]

Originally posted by STFanatic
Chloe: "So Bart, what is your talent?"
Bart: "I am the fastest man alive!"
Chloe: "You say that as if it is a good thing.", "But I think Jimmy may be the owner of that title."


OMG! I love it!!! haha..

Adding my two cents worth:


Clark: Uh Bart, stop hitting on Chloe. She's mine!!!!"

Chloe: About damn time Alien Boy!!!!!

[superhippie2000]

Clark: oh man! Why didnt i get a hoodie too.


Bart: Run Run Run as fast as you can you cant catch me im The Flash, Man.


Manhunter: Hey over here you guys i want to be in this episode too. Come on wait for me.

[Ginx]

Originally posted by Mischael12
JLA: Were Men, Manly Men, were Men in tights.

Bart:Tights.

Clark: We roam the streets of smallville lookin for fights.

Ollie: Were men,

JLA: Were men in tights. We rob from the poor and give to the rich that's right.

Aquaman: We may look like sissies.

Cyborg: But watch what you say or else will put out your lights.

JLA: Were men, were men in tights

Bart: Tight tights.

JLA: Always on guard defending the peoples rights, when your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

Clark: Were butch.

Dude that would own if there was musical score.

LOL - :rotfl:

Now that will be going through my head while I watch it. Men In Tights....good movie. :D


Originally posted by STFanatic
Chloe: "So Bart, what is your talent?"
Bart: "I am the fastest man alive!"
Chloe: "You say that as if it is a good thing.", "But I think Jimmy may be the owner of that title."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: hahahahahahhahahaaa......that was good.

[moviefan2k4]

You guys just hate being serious, huh? Some of those quotes made me laugh, and some of them I was reacting to like, "Huh?"

I did like the Wizard of Oz reference though, although I felt the Lex/Lana "b****" comment was out of line.

[thehenry89]

clark ollie victor and AC are all standing around chloe walks in

clark: *singing* Reasons, the reasons that we hear,
The reasons that we fear
Our feelings a-wont disappear

chloe: clark! what the heck are you doing i called you like 30 mins ago and told you bart's location at luthour corp.

clark: chill chloe he'll be there. me ollie ac and vic are just practicing for our auditions.

chloe: what auditions?

ollie: we're starting an earth, wind and fire cover band and we have an auditon at a club later on tonight.

AC: BRO!

victor: it's gonna be great. think of all the chicks we can get if we have our own band

JLA: yeah!

chloe: what are you guys talking about. lex is planning on unleashing hell on earth and all you guys can think about is a stupid cover band?

clark: chill chloe there's room in the band for you too.

ollie: yeah you and lois can be those girls who bang the tamberine

AC: BRO!

clark: o speaking of lois...hey ollie can i borrow you're costume real quick.

ollie: sure clark

chloe:....what the hell if you can't beat em join em.

JLA plus chloe: *singing* Oooh! and- after the love game has been played
All our illusions were just a parade
And all the reasons start to fade

Reasons, the reasons that we hear,
The reasons that we fear
Our feelings a-wont disappear...

[xrayvision]

Victor: I'll be baaack.

Clark: I didn't know you were Austrian, Victor.

Victor: I'm not. I was doing research on how cyborgs talk and behave.

<Chloe enters>

Chloe: Hey guys!

Victor: Your clothes...give them to me....NOW!!!

Chloe: What's with Vic?

Clark: I think that was him trying to hit on you.

Chloe: Lex was chasing me. I hope I lost him.

Victor: Come with me if you want to live!!!

Chloe: OK, now that just sounds too kinky.

<AC enters>

AC: Hey, if it aint's my groupie.

Clark: I thought Lois was your groupie.

AC: She was until some dudes named Al & Miles screwed me out of a gig at some place called Mercy Reef with the Green Arr-bro there. They musta felt bad for 'im and given me my groupie.

Chloe: Cool! I'm a superhero groupie who gets passed around like a tray of bread at a family restaurant. Finally, I get a chance to live la vida Lana.

Victor (to Chloe): I am a cybernetic organism. The more contact I have with humans...the more I learn.

Clark: Hey, that's my line.

Chloe: No Clark, the more contact you have with humans, the more you learn about pie.

[spidymich]

Chloe: What can you do, Bart?

Bart: I'm the fastest man alive.

Clark: (mockingly sarcastic) "I'm the fastest man alive"

[Rhoda123]

Originally posted by spidymich
Chloe: What can you do, Bart?

Bart: I'm the fastest man alive.

Clark: (mockingly sarcastic) "I'm the fastest man alive"


LOL! I like this one... :)

[spidymich]

Thanks

[lillie_poo_pod]

Originally posted by Mischael12
JLA: Were Men, Manly Men, were Men in tights.

Bart:Tights.

Clark: We roam the streets of smallville lookin for fights.

Ollie: Were men,

JLA: Were men in tights. We rob from the poor and give to the rich that's right.

Aquaman: We may look like sissies.

Cyborg: But watch what you say or else will put out your lights.

JLA: Were men, were men in tights

Bart: Tight tights.

JLA: Always on guard defending the peoples rights, when your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

Clark: Were butch.

Dude that would own if there was musical score.



:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


*dies*

[Raging Clue]

That would be quite the musical :lol:

[lillie_poo_pod]

Originally posted by STFanatic
Chloe: "So Bart, what is your talent?"
Bart: "I am the fastest man alive!"
Chloe: "You say that as if it is a good thing.", "But I think Jimmy may be the owner of that title."


:rotfl: Poor Jimmy


Originally posted by thehenry89
clark ollie victor and AC are all standing around chloe walks in

clark: *singing* Reasons, the reasons that we hear,
The reasons that we fear
Our feelings a-wont disappear

chloe: clark! what the heck are you doing i called you like 30 mins ago and told you bart's location at luthour corp.

clark: chill chloe he'll be there. me ollie ac and vic are just practicing for our auditions.

chloe: what auditions?

ollie: we're starting an earth, wind and fire cover band and we have an auditon at a club later on tonight.

AC: BRO!

victor: it's gonna be great. think of all the chicks we can get if we have our own band

JLA: yeah!

chloe: what are you guys talking about. lex is planning on unleashing hell on earth and all you guys can think about is a stupid cover band?

clark: chill chloe there's room in the band for you too.

ollie: yeah you and lois can be those girls who bang the tamberine

AC: BRO!

clark: o speaking of lois...hey ollie can i borrow you're costume real quick.

ollie: sure clark

chloe:....what the hell if you can't beat em join em.

JLA plus chloe: *singing* Oooh! and- after the love game has been played
All our illusions were just a parade
And all the reasons start to fade

Reasons, the reasons that we hear,
The reasons that we fear
Our feelings a-wont disappear...


:lol: :lol: Now that song is gonna be in my head for a while.

[xrayvision]

The sequel would be called "Men in Plaid".

[thehenry89]

Originally posted by lillie_poo_pod



:lol: :lol: Now that song is gonna be in my head for a while.

it's a good song, i'm glad somebody besides me know's it. :lol:

[lilkoolmaria]

Omg, xrayvision, the Terminator referances nearly killed me. Thanks, I needed that. :lol:

[thehenry89]

clark: hey chloe have you read the latest k-site spoilers

chloe: the what's????

clark: according to this lois and oliver are gonna break up

chloe: no way

lois: what really?

olliver: yup says so right here.

lois: damn

oliver: well since i'll be free later on chloe, would you like to get some coffee.

chloe: sorry ollie but, it says here that barts gonna hit on me, and clark rember to be jealous ok.

clark: yeah yeah...*snickers* what ever you say mom.

lois: i wonder if AC's gonna be free?

chloe: sorry lo it he'll be going back to miami after they save the world.

lois: double damn...o well i still have the green arrow

clark:yeah...if you guys will excuse me i've gotta go change clothes

chloe: what's wrong with what you've got on clark

clark: nothing i just thought i'd try something a little more...green.

[spidymich]

Victor: Tell me again, why is AC here?

GA: AC's a good swimmer.

Bart: Ok, so why do we need him?

GA: Cause he's gonna help us blow up a lab.

Victor: And where is this lab, in the water?

GA: No its right on the edge of 1st and....SON OF A #$!#@.

Bart: Yeah, no water. Nice call, bro.

Victor: No prob bro, now we get to hear 'bro' all the time....bro.

GA: Well I'll have him clean my fishtank or something gawd, just stop saying 'bro'.

Bart and Victor: (simultaneously) Brooo!

[Mischael12]

That song is the epitome of my life....

[spidymich]

AC: Hey bros, I just found out I can talk to fish!

Clark, GA, Impulse, and Cyborg: (looking at each other) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

or....

Chloe: Hey AC, someone made a video of you at http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm (http://) .

AC: What? Must be my adoring fans.

Victor and Clark: (Snickering in the background)

[spidymich]

if thats ok to post

[bl24ndon]

I wish Clark said the line from Superman Returns

Clark- "You say the world doesn’t need a savior, but every day I hear people crying for one.”

[spidymich]

You say the world doesn’t need a savior, but every day I hear people crying for one

Yeah, but he's the own that got saved in this ep.

[Ireallylikethisshow]

Originally posted by Mischael12
JLA: Were Men, Manly Men, were Men in tights.

Bart:Tights.

Clark: We roam the streets of smallville lookin for fights.

Ollie: Were men,

JLA: Were men in tights. We rob from the poor and give to the rich that's right.

Aquaman: We may look like sissies.

Cyborg: But watch what you say or else will put out your lights.

JLA: Were men, were men in tights

Bart: Tight tights.

JLA: Always on guard defending the peoples rights, when your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

Clark: Were butch.

Dude that would own if there was musical score.

:rotfl: Heh!

[thehenry89]

lex gets shot by ollies arrow

lex: o my beautiful skin what ever shall i do?

lana: got scars or dry skin? you need neutregena

lex: whats that?

lana: it will clear you skin right up say good by to black heads and unsightly scars and hello to beautiful renewed skin

lex: thanks...hey i thought you were in paris with that one chick who raised you for your entire life but, whom tptb abandond when they wanted you to move in with chloe and cause shippy angst with clark

lana:...o yeah well gotta fly

*lana jumps into the air and floats*

lex: lana?

lana: didn't i tell you i'm really wonder woman and the baby's not yours it's the martian manhunter's *MM shows up*

MM: lets kick it baby...peace uncle fester *they fly off*

lex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ireallylikethisshow]

^ :lol: hahaha


Lois: (after Clark leaves) he... JUST saw my lingerie.
Chloe: Awkward....
Lois: How do me and him always get into these situations?
Chloe: Hey! I would love to see him naked- so you can't complain.
Lois: Well, they aren't selling tickets to see Clark Jr. at the circus Chloe, it's kinda a one time ordeal. ;)

[Ardiem3]

Oliver: I have a lead on a possible new member for the team, his name is Bruce and he lives in Gotham. Im going to check it out.

[Rachel B]

Lex: Dad, Lana is gone to Paris, and she's not coming back!

[lilkoolmaria]

^^ Continuation-

Lionel: Oh, I'm so happy for you son, let's throw a party!

[RedKalEL]

bart: i decided on a better name i'm the flash

Clark: my name needs somehting super in it

[Chlarkislove]

Clark- "She has a boyfriend."

Chloe-" What boyfriend?"

Clark-"Jimmy, you know the guy that works at the Planet."

Chloe-" Oh, I forgot to tell you that we broke up."

Clark-" You did? And why wasn't I informed sooner!" He throws his arms up in the air dramatically.






Bart-"I'm the fast man alive."

Chloe-"I wouldn't exactly brag about that."

[AndiGirl]

clark- "she has a boyfriend"

bart- "Oh yea, when did you two start dating?"

*awkward glanced between Chloe and Clark*

= perfection! haha ;)

[xrayvision]

Lionel: And Martha made me a potroast with potatoes that were ever so delicately baked. The homemade soup really hit the spot too.

<Lionel goes on and on of the 7 course meal he had>

Lex (whining): Ohhhh!! Can you ask Martha if I could come for dinner next time? That food sounds so good!!

Lionel: Lex, you sound like those women in those lean cuisine commercials. Or better yet, in those shampoo commercials where the women do exactly like Lana...errr...Martha does when I'm alone with her.

[PaulNeb]

Originally posted by Ireallylikethisshow
Lois: (after Clark leaves) he... JUST saw my lingerie.
Chloe: Awkward....
Lois: How do me and him always get into these situations?
Chloe: Hey! I would love to see him naked- so you can't complain.
Lois: Well, they aren't selling tickets to see Clark Jr. at the circus Chloe, it's kinda a one time ordeal. ;)

LMAO! And it's even in character too.


Originally posted by AndiGirl
clark- "she has a boyfriend"

bart- "Oh yea, when did you two start dating?"

*awkward glanced between Chloe and Clark*

= perfection! haha ;)

Oh that would have been great!

[svsabbiesv]

great stuff everyone!

[Mon-Ell]

Originally posted by spidymich
AC: Hey bros, I just found out I can talk to fish!

Clark, GA, Impulse, and Cyborg: (looking at each other) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

or....

Chloe: Hey AC, someone made a video of you at http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm (http://) .

AC: What? Must be my adoring fans.

Victor and Clark: (Snickering in the background)

OMG! Too funny!

[spidymich]

Chloe: Hey AC, someone made a video of you at http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm .

AC: What? Must be my adoring fans.

Victor and Clark: (Snickering in the background)

If the link doesn't work, you can copy&paste it in the address box.

[KKrazy]

Originally posted by Mischael12
JLA: Were Men, Manly Men, were Men in tights.

Bart:Tights.

Clark: We roam the streets of smallville lookin for fights.

Ollie: Were men,

JLA: Were men in tights. We rob from the poor and give to the rich that's right.

Aquaman: We may look like sissies.

Cyborg: But watch what you say or else will put out your lights.

JLA: Were men, were men in tights

Bart: Tight tights.

JLA: Always on guard defending the peoples rights, when your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

Clark: Were butch.

Dude that would own if there was musical score.

LOL, I love that movie!!!!

GA: Boys, I accquired several members for our team.

*Bruce, Wonderwomen, and Hawkgirl appears*

[last man of krypton]

Clark: Is there anyone else you were going to have on the team?

*Flashback*

GA: You're late.
Bruce: I was busy.
GA: Well, your codename is "Flying Rodent".
Flying Rodent: My name is Batman.
GA: You showed up late, I choose your name. And I choose Flying Rodent.
Flying Rodent: It's Batman.
GA: Look--
<Flying Rodent glares>
GA: I... err... OW!
<Batman walks away as GA struggles to get a Batarang out of his arm>

[STFanatic]

Originally posted by last man of krypton
Clark: Is there anyone else you were going to have on the team?

*Flashback*

GA: You're late.
Bruce: I was busy.
GA: Well, your codename is "Flying Rodent".
Flying Rodent: My name is Batman.
GA: You showed up late, I choose your name. And I choose Flying Rodent.
Flying Rodent: It's Batman.
GA: Look--
<Flying Rodent glares>
GA: I... err... OW!
<Batman walks away as GA struggles to get a Batarang out of his arm>



At least it was his arm.
:lol:

[xrayvision]

Clark: Hey Bart, you bring the razor?

Bart: No amigo, that was AC's job.

AC: Bro!!!!!!!

Victor: Had you not been obsessed with saying bro, we would have been feelin' the flurries Tony Montana style.

Green Arrow: Have no fear, my razor arrow is here to the rescue!!

Clark: Great, now all we need is a mirror.

Victor: Who has a mirror?

AC: Totally brotastical bro!!

Bart: Let's see, do we know anyone who is totally self obsessed?

<sound of crickets for the next few minutes as they're thinking>

Lana: Hey guys!! I just arrived back from Paris!

Green Arrow: Excellent!! Give us your mirror Lana.

Clark: Oh man, dis is da pure sh*t!!

AC: Lana, you are one awesome Bro-fo!!!!

Entire JLA except AC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lana: Hey, you guys laugh, but it's true. Brothers of boyfriends are great!!

[Markd329]

On the plane to Corto Maltese, the subject of who got close to nailing Lois crept into their conversation............

AC: So how far did you go with Lois? I got her wet a couple of times.

Victor: Ahem, Getting her wet while her swimsuit is still on doesn't count Fishface!

Bart: Yeah Boss, did you bag Lois?

Ollie: OK you nosy horndogs, I got close to nailing Lois a couple of times, in fact, on a couple of occasions, she was ready to jump my bones. One late night, it took her less than a minute to get her black dress off and she was trying to rip my pants off.

Bart: I would 've had her and my threads off in LESS than a second!

Victor: And you would have worked so fast, the poor chick would'nt know what hit her! When you do a girl, you bring new meaning to the word "quickie"!

Bart: Hey Vic!

AC: Oh sh*t dude, Speedy's going to go there!

Bart [yelling over AC]: Hey Vic, Do you make sure you have enough batteries before you do your chick?

[Victor starts to seethe]

Ollie: Guys, let's change the subject!

AC: Anyone know if the farmboy got any play in the hay?

Bart: Stretch [Clark] told me he bagged Lana a couple of times when he lost his powers.

Victor: Well he didn't do a good job keeping her satisfied!

AC: Huh?

Ollie: Either he dumped her, or she left him for Lex, who promptly knocked her up!

Victor, Bart, and AC [together]: EWWWW, What a skank!

Bart and Victor [trying to do a rap]: She's a skeezey between the sheezeyz!

Ollie: Guys, Let's get back to the mission at hand.................

[Shazam]

at the end of the episode when Chloe says to Clark: "Your friends are amazing."

I was waiting for him to say.

"Yeah, their super friends!"