Quotes you "wish" were in this episode.

[PKII]

Post "quotes" you wish were in the episode but were not.


Lana, "Clark, your the father." ;)

[STFanatic]

Clark: "OK, I am off to the fortress I won't be back till I complete my training".

Martha: "Clark, do you want to take Shelby with you?".

[lilkoolmaria]

Lex: *sniff sniff* Lana isn't here this week and she didn't say yes right away when I proposed to her.

Clark: Haha... ahem, I mean, do you want to talk about it?

[demongene]

Clark:Lana Im so done with you,I think I will hook up with Lois now.

[lillie_poo_pod]

Originally posted by PKII
Post "quotes" you wish were in the episode but were not.


Lana, "Clark, your the father." ;)



Sounds like something Maury should be saying

[PKII]

Originally posted by lillie_poo_pod
Sounds like something Maury should be saying Yeah that would be good show. Clark and Lex are invited to the Maury show because Lana wants to know who the father is. Maury comes out and says....Clark, your the father also your DNA is not from this planet. :lol:

[Aloof]

That's a quote I would never want to hear. Just kill off Clana already.
o____o;

[Charissa70]

Lana 'think of all the good we can do with this money!'
Lex 'SECURITY, SECURITY 142, we have a breach. Get this meteor freak to level 33.1. She's delusional from the last meteor shower! She thinks I spend money on good things. She's going to break me and put you guys out of a job (even though they must be part time since we only see them once every 8 episodes). Quick, before she gets my checkbook!

[ERIC524892]

Clark: "I'm an illegal alien too, mom."
Martha: "You're planet exploded, you idiot. If his country exploded and he was the only survivor, it'd be a different story."

[PKII]

Originally posted by ERIC524892
Clark: "I'm an illegal alien too, mom."
Martha: "You're planet exploded, you idiot. If his country exploded and he was the only survivor, it'd be a different story." :rotfl:

[ERIC524892]

In 33.1:

From cell: "You're an ass."
Lex: "Shut up, Lucas."
Lucas: "I don't have any powers."
Lex: "Yeah, and you know what, it's starting to become a problem."

[superman_115]

Lana: I know you still love me Clark

Clark: **** off you Smallville tramp.

[HowardFilms]

Clark: "I've decided to wear a cape and call myself Superman"

Lex: "I've decided to devote my life to killing you"

Lana: "I think I'll just stay in Smallville and be moody and annoying..."

[DawnFire]

Originally posted by ERIC524892
In 33.1:

From cell: "You're an ass."
Lex: "Shut up, Lucas."
Lucas: "I don't have any powers."
Lex: "Yeah, and you know what, it's starting to become a problem."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[ERIC524892]

Lex: "Thanks a lot, Lana, for going into 33.1 and telling them you're their new boss."
Lana: "You said we were equal partners..."
Lex: "That's not the problem. The problem is letting them know. By the time you got out of the building, three of them killed themselves."

[Son of Kal-El20]

Clark: Lana....get the hell off my farm.

[xrayvision]

Jimmy: The pepperoni pizza's here!

Chloe: Pepperoni? I told you I want a pizza topped with Oreos.

Jimmy: No you didn't.

Chloe: Why must I always be the meat in a dork sandwich?

Jimmy: You mean why must you be the cream in a Dorkeo cookie?

Chloe (transforming into MM): Gimme my Oreo pie, b--ch!!

[last man of krypton]

Originally posted by ERIC524892
Clark: "I'm an illegal alien too, mom."
Martha: "You're planet exploded, you idiot. If his country exploded and he was the only survivor, it'd be a different story."

:rotfl: :rotfl:


Originally posted by ERIC524892
In 33.1:

From cell: "You're an ass."
Lex: "Shut up, Lucas."
Lucas: "I don't have any powers."
Lex: "Yeah, and you know what, it's starting to become a problem."

:rotfl: :rotfl:


Originally posted by ERIC524892
Lex: "Thanks a lot, Lana, for going into 33.1 and telling them you're their new boss."
Lana: "You said we were equal partners..."
Lex: "That's not the problem. The problem is letting them know. By the time you got out of the building, three of them killed themselves."

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Classics!

[maryjanewatson]

Javier: HAHA! just kidding clark! I am not really from mexico. thats why my english is so good, and i can't even pronounce spanish words. ya, i'm actually from South dakota, and my name is Brett.

[Billy Jor-El]

Jimmy: "...and when we come back, some whipped cream for dessert."

Chloe: "Oh NOW you've got it, where was it when I still had that cherry???"

[PKII]

Clark, "Shelby?"

[PreCiSioN]

Lana - "sorry lex you are NOT the father....."
Lex - "i knew it was going to be Clark's child!"
Lana - "actually I went to the doctor's in Amsterdam, the baby is Pete's child"

big pause..... (Pete comes back to Smallville)

Pete - " Ohhhhh Skeet Skeet Skeet Ohhhh Skeet Skeet Skeeet".

[InLove_with_Chloe]

After Chloe's: '...define boyfriend.'
<Clarks comes in.>
Chloe: 'well, there's my future boyfriend!!!'
Jimmy: 'Uh, what...?!?'
Javier: ' Hehe...'
Clark: 'Ah, Chloe there you are, I've been looking for you. You're right, let's get out of here. No hard feelings Jimmy, right?'
<Chloe and Clark leave.>
Jimmy: 'Bummer!'
javier: ' Hehe...'

[last man of krypton]

I'm tired of Clark always being allowed in the mansion despite Lex making it clear every other week that he's not welcome. So, to that end:

Clark arrives at Lex's mansion to question him about the farm

Clark: Uh, yeah. I'm here to see Lex.
Security Guard: You're Clark, right? I thought you and Lex hated each other now?
Clark: ..... a little...
Security Guard: Hang on a sec. <uses radio> Is that Clark kid still on the "non-welcome" list? Uh huh... uh huh...
Clark: So can I come in?
Security Guard: Take a hike, you bum.
Clark: (thinks) Well, there goes my one and only plan. May as well bale hay for the rest of the episode.

[ERIC524892]

Originally posted by last man of krypton
I'm tired of Clark always being allowed in the mansion despite Lex making it clear every other week that he's not welcome. So, to that end:

Clark arrives at Lex's mansion to question him about the farm

Clark: Uh, yeah. I'm here to see Lex.
Security Guard: You're Clark, right? I thought you and Lex hated each other now?
Clark: ..... a little...
Security Guard: Hang on a sec. <uses radio> Is that Clark kid still on the "non-welcome" list? Uh huh... uh huh...
Clark: So can I come in?
Security Guard: Take a hike, you bum.
Clark: (thinks) Well, there goes my one and only plan. May as well bale hay for the rest of the episode.
Clark: Fine, have it your way.
*Clark sees Lana entering Lex's mansion. He heat visions her hair off*
(inside)
Lana: So, how do I look, Lex?
Lex: Like you're allergic to oxygen. How the hell does a human head get so... lumpy?

[ERIC524892]

Originally posted by last man of krypton

Clark arrives at Lex's mansion to question him about the farm

Clark: Uh, yeah. I'm here to see Lex.
Security Guard: You're Clark, right? I thought you and Lex hated each other now?
Clark: ..... a little...
Security Guard: Hang on a sec. <uses radio> Is that Clark kid still on the "non-welcome" list? Uh huh... uh huh...
Clark: So can I come in?
Security Guard: Take a hike, you bum.
Clark: (thinks) Well, there goes my one and only plan. May as well bale hay for the rest of the episode.

*Clark goes to the barn to do just that. Lana walks in*
Clark: [BEEP]. Not only does he not let me in, he sends Lana over here. What a jackass.
Lana: Hi, Clark, I...
*Clark blows her out of the barn*
Clark: (to himself) Well, it's not completely useless.

[Doomsday04]

this isnt really for this episode but for the preview that followed:

Clark: Lex is building an army
Cyborg: There's only one thing we can do
Clark: (picks up matrix) now...light out darkest hour...

[ERIC524892]

Clark: I guess it'd help if I spoke Spanish.
Javier: Not as much as you'd think.

Lana: I realized money isn't just luxury, it's power...
Lex: And I realized I proposed to someone who might allow me to legally park in handicapped spots. *sigh*
Lana: What?
Lex: Nothing. Go play.
*throws red bouncing ball, Lana chases it. Lex looks for his scotch*

Lana: Clark I'm insulted that you would think that Lex could manipulate me so easily.
Clark: And I'm suprised you could say that with a straight face. Hell, I'm suprised your brain can generate enough power to keep your legs moving.
*Clark leaves. Lana's legs give out*
Lana: Uh oh.

[darkone]

Originally posted by PKII



Lana, "Clark, your the father." ;)

Oh please let it come true. :)

[ERIC524892]

Originally posted by PKII
Lana, "Clark, your the father."

Clark: For the love of... As if getting impaled by vines and kryptonite poisoning weren't bad enough. I still have nightmares from "Exploding Boy". And he wasn't necessarily the nightmare, as annoying as he was. Maybe Zod will return and banish me to the Phantom Zone.

[monpoirier]

Originally posted by ERIC524892
Clark: I guess it'd help if I spoke Spanish.
Javier: Not as much as you'd think.

Lana: I realized money isn't just luxury, it's power...
Lex: And I realized I proposed to someone who might allow me to legally park in handicapped spots. *sigh*
Lana: What?
Lex: Nothing. Go play.
*throws red bouncing ball, Lana chases it. Lex looks for his scotch*

Lana: Clark I'm insulted that you would think that Lex could manipulate me so easily.
Clark: And I'm suprised you could say that with a straight face. Hell, I'm suprised your brain can generate enough power to keep your legs moving.
*Clark leaves. Lana's legs give out*
Lana: Uh oh.

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

:D

[xrayvision]

Lex: I plan on taking over China.

Jed McNally: Whadya need me for?

Lex: You, Jed McNally, will dig me a hole through the Earth so I can get there undetected.

Jed: I think you'll need Rand McNally for that.

[All about Clark]

Originally posted by ERIC524892
Lana: Clark I'm insulted that you would think that Lex could manipulate me so easily.

Clark: If the shoe fits.

[TheoristMaximus]

Lana: Well unlike someone I know, Lex doesn't lie to me.

Clark: (Maniacal laugh which takes about 20 seconds to complete), big sigh, suddenly turns serious, "Get out."
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Jimmy: Ring that bell.

Clark: Get away from me.
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Javier: (holding necklace) I should've given this to Fransisco!

Clark: Uhh I don't think your necklace would make his whole "being buried alive thing" any more pleasent.
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Clark: Oh by the way you can't have any apple juice.
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Javier: I'm an alien.

Clark: Yeah me too.
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Martha: Actually Clark, laws regarding illegal aliens in the U.S. applies to humans, and anyways, you'd be a refugee.

Clark: Damn your right, lemme call the police.
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Javier: How'd you do that?

Clark: I didn't do anything, that was you and your magic medallion.
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Jimmy: TO EXPERIENCE AMERICA YOU NEED TO EXPERIENCE PEPPERONI PIZZA

Javier: Que?

Jimmy: (far more exhasperated) IN AMERICA WE EAT &#$^# PIZZA ALL THE #&$^& TIME

Javier: Que?
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Javier: You never did tell me what happened to Fransisco.

Clark: Well I found a bunch of dead Mexicans in the ground and I'm assuming one was your friend, but hey, he might be ok? (shrugs and smiles hopefully).
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(as Lex walks down the 33.1 hall)
(offscreen voice): Let me out of this @#*&% cage!
Lex: Shuttup Bart.

[xrayvision]

Luthorcorp Jet Flight Attendant: Would you like to smoke some of this now Ms. Lang?

Lana: But it's illegal.

Luthorcorp Jet Flight Attendant: Not in Amsterdam.

Lana: But we're not in Amsterdam yet.

Luthorcorp Jet Flight Attendant: Well, we ain't stopping until we get there, and nobody there will arrest you, so smoke up.

Lana: OK.

<10 minutes later>

Luthorcorp Jet Flight Attendant: OK boss, she's all hashed up.

Lex: Good. Bring down the plane and take her to the Metropolis children's museum. Trust me, she won't know the difference in the state of mind she's in. Take her back up later for another trip and bring her back down after another 10-15 minutes.

[clois_lover10]

Originally posted by ERIC524892
Clark: I guess it'd help if I spoke Spanish.
Javier: Not as much as you'd think.

Lana: I realized money isn't just luxury, it's power...
Lex: And I realized I proposed to someone who might allow me to legally park in handicapped spots. *sigh*
Lana: What?
Lex: Nothing. Go play.
*throws red bouncing ball, Lana chases it. Lex looks for his scotch*

Lana: Clark I'm insulted that you would think that Lex could manipulate me so easily.
Clark: And I'm suprised you could say that with a straight face. Hell, I'm suprised your brain can generate enough power to keep your legs moving.
*Clark leaves. Lana's legs give out*
Lana: Uh oh.

:rotfl:

[sherry]

clark to lana: go home messenger :p

[zelly]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Luthorcorp Jet Flight Attendant: Would you like to smoke some of this now Ms. Lang?

Lana: But it's illegal.

Luthorcorp Jet Flight Attendant: Not in Amsterdam.

Lana: But we're not in Amsterdam yet.

Luthorcorp Jet Flight Attendant: Well, we ain't stopping until we get there, and nobody there will arrest you, so smoke up.

Lana: OK.

<10 minutes later>

Luthorcorp Jet Flight Attendant: OK boss, she's all hashed up.

Lex: Good. Bring down the plane and take her to the Metropolis children's museum. Trust me, she won't know the difference in the state of mind she's in. Take her back up later for another trip and bring her back down after another 10-15 minutes.

lol, :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :lol: :D

[darkraya]

Originally posted by PreCiSioN
Lana - "sorry lex you are NOT the father....."
Lex - "i knew it was going to be Clark's child!"
Lana - "actually I went to the doctor's in Amsterdam, the baby is Pete's child"

big pause..... (Pete comes back to Smallville)

Pete - " Ohhhhh Skeet Skeet Skeet Ohhhh Skeet Skeet Skeeet". i love this one. i miss pete.:rotfl:

[TWLOVER03]

Originally posted by ERIC524892
Clark: I guess it'd help if I spoke Spanish.
Javier: Not as much as you'd think.

Lana: I realized money isn't just luxury, it's power...
Lex: And I realized I proposed to someone who might allow me to legally park in handicapped spots. *sigh*
Lana: What?
Lex: Nothing. Go play.
*throws red bouncing ball, Lana chases it. Lex looks for his scotch*

Lana: Clark I'm insulted that you would think that Lex could manipulate me so easily.
Clark: And I'm suprised you could say that with a straight face. Hell, I'm suprised your brain can generate enough power to keep your legs moving.
*Clark leaves. Lana's legs give out*
Lana: Uh oh.



Lmao!!!! That's hilarious! :rotfl:

[ERIC524892]

Clark: "I'm an illegal alien too, mom."
Martha: "I'm pretty sure it doesn't count if you can't be sent back. And trust me. We tried to send you back. Why do you think you're afraid of heights? Homemade rockets, honey."

[Simba_Muffy]

Lana: I went on a secret date with Pete, and fell in love. Goodbye, Lex. Goes to the farm. Lana: I fell in love with Pete. Lana: I'm leaving SV, Clark. Clark: Yeah, I was the one who set it up. I've always knew you two would be great together. Lana: I thought you lived for me?! Clark: I was smoking that pink kryptonite back then. Goodbye, Lana. *slams door*

Clark: Calls Lois.
Lois: Hello?
Clark: What are you wearing?
Lois: Oh, Clark, I thought you would never ask!