Ahem. Where the hell is Shelby!?

[Routh]

I think it's become a tradition this year to start a "Where's Shelby?" thread for every new episode.

So, will we see Shelby tonight? Where has he been? What's he been doing? Chasing cats? Eating pie? Keeping Clark "company" in the loft because everyone else is in love?

[lilkoolmaria]

Shelby got tired of moping Clark and dyed his fur white with black spots and joined the 101 dalmations (now the 102 dalmations).

[spidymich]

I told you, he's burying people in this ep.

[Laguine]

Shelby is looking for a female somewhere.... krypton freak puppies... they could have an episode about evil dogs invasion in Smallville town. And I can see in Crimson episode: red-k puppies hahahaha lol I'm so funny :rolleyes:

[Tia]

the network is creating a live version of clifford the big red dog, and shelby is currently playing clifford as child, he'll be back to play a crucial part in a future episode according to the spoilers that is...




seriously

[Red K 5]

he's dead... his ghost hunts Clark's dreams:

Shelby: Why didn't you feed me?

[FrankTJMackey]

shelby got the hell out of there. he knew this show was gonna suck real quick after everyone asked themselves what in the hell they were watching, especially after what got passed off as season 5, and looky-who got the fock out of dodge before the shat hit the fan! the smartest cast member? I think so.

[Laguine]

Originally posted by Red K 5
Shelby: Why didn't you feed me?


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[STFanatic]

A power Shelby has that up till now was unknown, Shelby can shapeshift, and now is on Heroes as Mr. Muggles.

[lillie_poo_pod]

Originally posted by Red K 5
he's dead... his ghost hunts Clark's dreams:

Shelby: Why didn't you feed me?


ROFLMAO!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[AM4lois]

Shelby and Clark switched places in Transference, way back in season 4. All the **** that has been going on? All Shelby's doing. :D And Clark keeps trying to get back to his body. He even barked at the Ship in "Zod", but Shelby in Clark's body couldn't care less.... :D :lol:

Then Clark decided to just give up and travel the world to try and find someone that can return his spirit to his body... In a surprising twist in the series finale, we see Clark coming back to his body throught some 33.1 meteor freak, and we find out that Lex has been helping him all along... :D Okay, I'm going to stop now... :D

[superhippie2000]

poor poor shelby needing to deal with mrs. bennet. i just cant believe that shelby hasnt been around for 8 maybe 9 episodes. he should atleast have time to run around the farm so we can see him in the background.

[Red K 5]

Shelby is still there... he's invisable


Originally posted by AM4lois
Shelby and Clark switched places in Transference, way back in season 4. All the **** that has been going on? All Shelby's doing. :D And Clark keeps trying to get back to his body. He even barked at the Ship in "Zod", but Shelby in Clark's body couldn't care less.... :D :lol:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[lillie_poo_pod]

Originally posted by AM4lois
Shelby and Clark switched places in Transference, way back in season 4. All the **** that has been going on? All Shelby's doing. :D And Clark keeps trying to get back to his body. He even barked at the Ship in "Zod", but Shelby in Clark's body couldn't care less.... :D :lol:




Dangit so Lana got to Shelby too. tsk tsk Shelbs I thought u were stronger than that.

[mansuper]

He got hit by a tractor.

[shirkie]

No, he got deported. Seems his papers weren't in order.
shirkie

[Acordyia]

I really miss that dog

[milton fine]

hes having adventures with a boy in the metropolis suburbs dont you watch the cartoon lol

[warriorrenegade]

Originally posted by shirkie
No, he got deported. Seems his papers weren't in order.
shirkie

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[boywithbluehanger]

So sad...whats worse is that I'm almost positive that AlMiles don't realize Shelby is hardly ever shown! :lol:

[driv-el]

Shelby's underground.


Shelby's pregnant.

Shelby's starting a club with other animal actors.

[sstray72]

Shelby is running around the farm making fertilizer.

[KryptoKnight]

Shelby appeared as Duke on the Conan O'Brien show tonight.

[thmallville]

You are all deranged fools! Everyone knows that Shelby has indeed become and actor and is currently traveling the world promoting his new movie: Tales of a Forgotten Canine: The Harrowing Journey of Shelby Kent duhhhhhhh.

:p

[MarkAllan22]

Lois had him stuffed.

Stupid muffin peddler.

[Red K 5]

Shelby is playing poker with the other dogs

[j-kent]

shelby went to find the person who keeps making these threads and ask him just why....

[last man of krypton]

Obviously he was the one who stumbled upon the situation and inadvertantly helped along the way. Don't believe me? Watch the scene again with Farmer Jeb's arrest and think back to a typical Scooby Doo ending.

Clark: The slave owner was... <removes hat from the villain>
Chloe, Jimmy, Clark and Javier: Farmer Jeb! :eek:
Jeb: Blasted meddling kids! I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you and your dog!
Shelby: Relby-Relby Roo!

[shirkie]

ROFLMAOOOOOO!!!!
shirkie

[Red K 5]

Originally posted by last man of krypton
Obviously he was the one who stumbled upon the situation and inadvertantly helped along the way. Don't believe me? Watch the scene again with Farmer Jeb's arrest and think back to a typical Scooby Doo ending.

Clark: The slave owner was... <removes hat from the villain>
Chloe, Jimmy, Clark and Javier: Farmer Jeb! :eek:
Jeb: Blasted meddling kids! I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you and your dog!
Shelby: Relby-Relby Roo!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[thmallville]

^^ ditto!

[Red K 5]

Shelby is starting his own dog rock band with Scooby Doo, Air Bub, and Lady

[Billy Jor-El]

I told ya last week that Shelby got wise, bailed, and joined Jensen on "Supernatural."

"Hey, aren't you that dog that belonged to.....uh, never mind, come here, boy, I've got some better ratings for you, and come check out my Lassie DVD collection." :p

[Jaded Wolf]

WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID DOG?!?!?!

[Red K 5]

Originally posted by Jaded Wolf
WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID DOG?!?!?!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Estro-gen X]

streaky the supercat came to town looking to start an animal justice league.They are both now on their way to gotham to find bathound

[s_q]

shelby gave up on Clark, and went to train himself. The boy needs to fly too you know.

[thmallville]

Originally posted by Jaded Wolf
WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID DOG?!?!?!

WE DO!!!!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SHELBY'S ADORABLE FACE, YOU POO HEAD?!?!?!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :p :p :p :p :p

[TerraMan]

Shelby's here, we'r having a dog party, no humans please

[Red K 5]

^^awwwww... cute doggie

[Luthorism]

he's out and he's horny, looking for females..

He may knock on your door suddenly :lol:

[TerraMan]

Shelby said he been too busy with helping his german shepard buddy who stars in 'Rin Tin Tin, the Legacy', and he ask you all to see the movie when it comes out in the new year. bow wowooo...

[thmallville]

:lol: I will be sure to reserve my tickets now! Hey, can my cat come? :p

[TerraMan]

of course, all of boys and girls best friends are welcome. Four legged ones, six, eight, furry, spiky, hissing, creepy and cuddly are welcome to see our buddi, Rin Tin Tin.

[thmallville]

Rin Tin Tin Tin Tin Tin Tin wow I just spaced out for like an hour and apparently I wrote Tim six times...

[Kyogre]

Shelby pwns Lana!
i wish Lana disapeared instead.

[STFanatic]

Originally posted by driv-el
Shelby's underground.


Shelby's pregnant.

Shelby's starting a club with other animal actors.

Oh yeah, he is in The Legion of Super-Pets!
I forgot about them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_of_Super-Pets

[Red K 5]

he's in Air Buddies... look for him... he found a way to turn himself back into a puppy

[kal-el_Girl]

I think martha had to trade shelby for two chickens and a pig, you know harsh times on the farm.
SHELBY-DOO WHERE ARE YOU?

[Red K 5]

Originally posted by kal-el_Girl

SHELBY-DOO WHERE ARE YOU?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[thmallville]

Maybe they chopped her up and made her into a mince meat pie. Or maybe Shelby ran away and joined the circus. Or MAYBE Shelby cut off her paws and bled to death.

hmm...

[Jaded Wolf]

Shelby is listed as sweet and sour chicken at your local fast food chinese restaurant...

[maryjanewatson]

Shelby is being kept in 33.1 for displaying powers in the 4th season and lex finally got to him. After many studies on shelby, lex gives up and figures he has no powers, but now lex is trying to develope a serum that will allow shelby to talk, so they he can be forced to tell Clarks secrets.

[thmallville]

:rotfl:

[InLove_with_Chloe]

Originally posted by maryjanewatson
...but now lex is trying to develope a serum that will allow shelby to talk, so they he can be forced to tell Clarks secrets.
...but the only thing that Shelby says to Lex is:
'Dude your head's gotta be super-cold, I mean look at you: you're totally bald!!!'
:lol:

[thmallville]

Because that's the only thing Clark ever taught him to say. DUH!

[Welling_is_pretty]

Ah, the weekly "where is Shelby" thread.
:rotfl:

I don't think Shelby got talked about this much until he went missing.
It's all a ploy, you see, to up his profile, get people talking and wondering and missing him and then:

BLAM

he returns, truimphant and adored by all.

[thmallville]

*GASPS* THAT WOULD BE LOVELY IF SHELBY RETURNED!! I REALLY MISS THAT OL MUTT!!

It's my birthday!!

[STFanatic]

Originally posted by thmallville
*GASPS* THAT WOULD BE LOVELY IF SHELBY RETURNED!! I REALLY MISS THAT OL MUTT!!

It's my birthday!!

Let me be the first to say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[STFanatic]

:)

[InLove_with_Chloe]

Originally posted by thmallville
It's my birthday!!
A happy birthday to you.

[thmallville]

Awwwww, you guys, you're making me blush! *giggles*
Thank you all!

[Red K 5]

Shelby is at my house... he's my dog now

[ronniegrahame06]

Isn't it obvious? Clark was playing catch with Shelby and ended up throwing the ball too far that it ended up on the other side of the world. Shelbys still running after it.

[thmallville]

Didn't his legs fall off yet??

[smallvilleobsessor17]

Poor little Shleby, gone but not forgotten!

[thmallville]

I wuv Shelby-Welby-Smelby poo poo kins!

[smallvilleobsessor17]

I think Shelby ran away during the last meteor shower and ended up in a wonderful land full of butterflies and fields of flowers, and just doesn't want to come back to Smallville anymore. That's all; he isn't dead!!!

[STFanatic]

This may be in an alternate universe but:

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k292/Startrekfanatic/Shelby.gif


:p

[Jaded Wolf]

Shelby was sentenced to the Phantom Dog House by the real Krypto!!! As Poison Ivy learned in Batman, you don't miss with Krypto!

[thmallville]

:lol:

[Raging Clue]

I miss that doggy :(

[poetryfoot]

Hahahahahaha, sorry I don't remember who said these things, but.....Shelby is busy making fertilizer, that's great !! And Lois had him stuffed, I almost choked!! You are all HILARIOUS!!!

As for me, I secretly think that Lex fed him Alka-Seltzer and he....


EXPLODED!


I hope not, though. :( Merry Christmas.

[thmallville]

*wipes Shelby remnants off of face* UGH! STUPID HEX PUKETHOR!

[Jaded Wolf]

Seriously, I'm waiting for the real Krypto to show up, bite Lana Lang so to wake her up from her self-induce ignorant state, poop on Martha's rug and give her that "so what" look, and take Clark high in the sky by his jaws, let go, and tell Clark "Now fly sucka". Yeah, that's what I am waiting for... Still waiting... Dang...

Actually, wasn't that Shelby in Superman Returns when Clark came back from space? Who knows...

Still waiting...