Notable Quotes from this episode

[chlarkfan333]

Post your favourite lines here.

[krpto]

From the trailer:

Clark:Thier farm is like a grave yard there are bodies barried everywhere.

Lionel: Luthorcorp Is experimenting on people with abilities

Voice: The man could be anywhere
Lex: Then find him.

Kid: Everyone whos tried to excape has dissapeared.

[Krypton935]

Youre not going anywhere clark.~Martha

I was like Holy Krypton!

[i luv tom welling]

Lex: "Did I swat at a fly with too much force?"

[lillie_poo_pod]

Jimmy:JAVIER YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED AMERICA UNTIL YOU HAD PEPPERONI PIZZA

[kickarse]

"Cuz I'm your bro, not your foe"

[i luv tom welling]

Originally posted by kickarse
"Cuz I'm your bro, not your foe"

That has to be the most quotable line of the episode. Jimmy rocks!

[lillie_poo_pod]

Originally posted by kickarse
"Cuz I'm your bro, not your foe"

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[TampaVille]

My favorite was the Lex line, I think krpto slightly misquoted it earlier (though I could be wrong):

Henchman: You and I both know he could be anywhere.
Lex: Then you'd better start digging.

Lex Luthor is really starting to be Lex Luthor!

[imafan411]

LOL...The bro foe with Jimmy was VERY funny!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[chole_fan]

Originally posted by kickarse
"Cuz I'm your bro, not your foe"

So funny:rotfl:

And the look on Clark's face when he said it was perfect!

[driv-el]

Lex had a line that sounded like they were on a game show: and all of this can be yours... "if the price is right".

Oran juice.

[quietone]

I loved Lex's line to his henchman about getting a better prescription for his eyeglasses.

[SSX]

Originally posted by i luv tom welling
Lex: "Did I swat at a fly with too much force?"

You beat me to it. Best line in this episode. I truly did laugh out loud.

[kcphil]

Originally posted by kickarse
"Cuz I'm your bro, not your foe"

That line brought the episode's grade up from an "F" to a "D+"

[Frantiqe]

"And yes my roommate might blast Metallica in the bathroom."

I forget but is Lois her roommate? Thats pretty rad cause I'm a huge huge Metallica fan...and I find it interesting that Lois would blast them. :p

[kickarse]

Rad? ^^

[chlarkfan333]

Clex lines are always a hoot! This episode reminded me again of just how much I love Clex scenes.

[Jetta]

Lana: "Clark I'm insulted that you would think that Lex could manipulate me so easily".

Laughed so hard when she said that, I hurt myself.

[Lobo007]

Jimmy: Come, on. Ring the bell.

Clark's expression after Jimmy departs is priceless.

[last man of krypton]

The final scene in 33.1
Lex:

Lex looked so cool, he didn't need to say anything.

[biaaly]

Originally posted by Frantiqe
"And yes my roommate might blast Metallica in the bathroom."

I forget but is Lois her roommate? Thats pretty rad cause I'm a huge huge Metallica fan...and I find it interesting that Lois would blast them. :p

Actually SHE is Lois' roommate, since its Lois' apartment :)

I like the quote (well I can't remember it by heart) the part where Clark basically calls Lana Lex' messenger LOL

[enamored]

Okay, I just finished rewatching it and here are a bunch of quotes.

Javier to Jimmy (after the pizza thing):
"Isn't pizza from Italy?"

Chloe to Jimmy: "Clark and I are just friends. Trust me that ship is anchored firmly at bay."

Lex to Dr. Bauer: "When I told you to keep me informed of Jeb McNally's activities, I thought you might include such trifling details as mass murder."

Chloe to Clark: "Being a human rototiller definitely helps with the harvest." and "If anything could turn a law-abiding citizen into a card carrying serial killer it's Kryptonite."

Martha to Clark: "Sometimes when you're dealing with extraordinary people, you need to take a risk. That's a lesson I learned from my son."

Lana to Lex: "I realized money isn't just luxury, Lex, it's power."
Lex to Lana: "And that power can be yours too now."
Lana to Lex: "Think of all the good we can do in the world."


Jimmy to Chloe: " Then you must have one dedicated guardian angel."

Chloe & Jimmy about to kiss---Clark: "Aren't you two still on the clock?"

[All about Clark]

Originally posted by enamored
Lana to Lex: "I realized money isn't just luxury, Lex, it's power.

Jimmy to Chloe: " Then you must have one dedicated guardian angel."



These two were great, but my favorite is Martha telling Clark "You're not going anywhere". Whew!

[krypt2night]

Lana:

just though money isn't just luxery..

It's power!

[Ireallylikethisshow]

(I'm just trying to word it)

Jimmy: Hey, you know, sometime we should go play hoops- leave it all on the court, a little one on one. I'm your bro, not your foe!
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McNally: I will get you, and your friend too! (Wizard of Oz? Scooby doo?)
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Lex: What'd I do Clark? Swat a fly too hard?
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Clark: So your Lex's messenger now?
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Lana: And the sea of people parted- (Moses...?)
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Man: He can be anywhere!
Lex: Then you better start digging!
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Jimmy: And... we could come back here. For dessert. (Lifts bottle of whip cream)

^ A little out of character, but funny!
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Javier: Is he your boyfriend?
Chloe: (Turning to look at Jimmy) define boyfriend?
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Javier: Isn't pizza from Italy?
Jimmy: That's... a common misconception. We came up with the 'cheese angle'.

[lillie_poo_pod]

Originally posted by All about Clark
These two were great, but my favorite is Martha telling Clark "You're not going anywhere". Whew!



Yea Martha scared the bejebus out of me with that one. I've never seen her so pissed.

[Soline Yayire]

Basicly everything Lana said in this episode was funny because she seemed so stupid...

Lana: I realised money isn't just luxury, it's power...

I was like: You figured that out already???

Lana: "Clark I'm insulted that you would think that Lex could manipulate me so easily".

Me: :rotfl::lol::rotfl:

[All about Clark]

^When Lana mentioned his insult, I was just wishing Clark would say "If the shoe fits". hehe

[changer]

the funniest line's got to be

lana: "lex doesn't lie to me"

[Pridian]

Lex: "Did I swat at a fly with too much force?"

I loved that one too. There were a couple that made me smile or laugh.

[andyolinyk]

quote:Originally posted by kickarse
"Cuz I'm your bro, not your foe"


yes jimmy really shined with that line. that was great.

[ERIC524892]

Originally posted by Jetta
Lana: "Clark I'm insulted that you would think that Lex could manipulate me so easily".

Laughed so hard when she said that, I hurt myself.
:rotfl: hahahaha! No kidding!

[tibbit78]

1) Clark and Javier

Clark: You can come out now. He's gone.

Javier: How did you know I was in there?

Clark: I used to play Hide-and-Seek when I was a kid.

Javier: Why didn't you tell the police?

Clark: Because I know what it feels like to be out of place. Besides, I'm not from around here, either.

Javier: Where are you from?

Clark: It's a place a lot further than Mexico.

2) Clark and Martha Kent

Martha: You're not going anywhere Clark! We have no choice. We have to call immigration.

Clark: I told Javier he'd be safe here, and I meant it.

Martha: I want to help the boy as much as you do, but I took an oath to uphold the law.

Clark: All he's trying to do is find his Mom.

Martha: I know, but we have to go through the proper legal channels.

Clark: Was it legal when you forged my adoption papers? I am an illegal immigrant, Mom. You've been harboring me for over 17 years.

Martha: Your situation was entirely different. We had to protect you!

Clark: And I need to protect Javier. If I don't defend him, who will?

Martha: Clark...

Clark: There is a mother who hasn't seen her son in over 2 years. Do you really want to stand in the way of that? I thought that you of all people would understand. I'll take him to Chloe's. Just give me at least 24 hours before you call the deputy. I have to go somewhere.

3) Clark Kent and Lex Luthor

Lex: I thought I told you, you are no longer a welcome guest at the Mansion.

Clark: Trust me, Lex -- I don't want to be here, either. But after what you've done ---

Lex: Exactly what did I do? Did I swat at a fly with too much force?

Clark: I know you want to make money, Lex, at any cost, but exploiting and murdering migrant workers? Is that really worth the bottom line?

Lex: Clark, if you are accusing me of murder, you might want to have the facts to back it up.

Clark: Lex, your Luthorcorp bought Jed McNally's farm and any illegal immigrant who didn't want to be used as forced labor was buried in a cornfield.

Lex: I don't know what you are talking about. But then again, I could quote you the "Farmers' Almanac," and still you'd call me a liar.

Clark: What do you think Lana would do if she found out about this?

Lex (scoffs): Well, we could ask her, but she's on her way to Amsterdam on my jet. I wasn't able to clear my schedule.

Clark: You should know I told the Sheriff about this, and you can save your lies about Luthorcorp for him. (Clark Kent walks away).

4) Clark Kent and Javier.

Clark picks up little Javier and superspeeds away.

Javier: How'd you do that?

Clark: Javier, promise me you won't tell anybody about this.

Javier (smiling): Don't worry. I have become an expert at keeping secrets.

Clark (smiling): All right, back in the truck. Let's get you home.

5) Martha (to Clark): Sometimes when we're dealing with extraordinary people, you need to take a risk. That's a lesson I learned from my son.

6) Chloe Sullivan and Jimmy Olsen

Chloe (to Jimmy): Jimmy, your girlfriend has been living in Smallville for the past 10 years, and believe it or not, she's still standing.

Jimmy (to Chloe): Well, then you must have one dedicated Guardian Angel.

Chloe: Jimmy, look, Smallville has gotten me stories. And those stories has gotten me hired at one of the best newspapers in the world. (The Daily Planet).

Jimmy: I am sure your looks have nothing to do with it.

Chloe chuckles.

7) Clark Kent and Chloe Sullivan

Clark (to Chloe): Nice byline.

Chloe (to Clark): Yeah, well, it wouldn't have a happy ending if it wasn't for you, though.
Clark looks at her in disbelief. He looks sad.

Chloe (trying to give Clark confidence): Clark, come on, you put a psycho killer away, and you reunited a mother with her son. I mean, there are only so many hours in a day.

Clark: Well, see, that's the thing. No matter how many people I save, I just can't solve the world's problems.

Chloe (trying to make Clark feel better): I don't know anyone else who does more for this world than you, Clark.

[clarkbunny]

Lex: "Did I swat at a fly with too much force?"

Originally posted by SSX
You beat me to it. Best line in this episode. I truly did laugh out loud.
Haa haa I second that, fantastic line made me laugh out loud and so well delivered by MR. He gets so few funny lines but when he gets them he nails them.

:lol: :rotfl:

I wish I could make my user photo an animated clip of Lex swatting the fly he he he!


Originally posted by andyolinyk
quote:Originally posted by kickarse
"Cuz I'm your bro, not your foe"


yes jimmy really shined with that line. that was great.
Another good one from this episode :lol:

I really like Jimmy he is a very funny character and actually quite good at solving mysteries as well.

Also
Lana to Lex: "I realized money isn't just luxury, Lex, it's power."
Lex to Lana: "And that power can be yours too now."
Lana to Lex: "Think of all the good we can do in the world."

You could just hear Lex's voice in his thoughts "errrr......yeah......the 'good' we can do.... - what is this crazy b*tch on does she not know who I am?" ha ha ha :lol: