Lines you will never hear on Heroes.....

[superhippie2000]

Sylar: Yum brains taste like chicken.


Hiro: I will travel back in time and get george washingtons autograph then come back and see how much i can get for it on ebay.



Micha: Hey dad i fixed your PS3 now it can play Playstation 1 and 2 games and i gave it a special upgrade to play XBOX 360 games too.




Nathan: (alternate scene with clairs dad and hatian guy) I am Kal-El of krypton

Mr. Bennet: Nathan i can help you.

Nathan: Nathan is dead. (flys away)



Nikki: (talking to her friend) Where am i?

Nikkis friend: you are at my house. what is the last thing you remember?

Nikki: Last thing i remember was sitting in the scooby van eating some fast food with Jay and Silent Bob.

[warriorrenegade]

Hiro : Yeeesss... Uh Oh HOTDOG!

[superhippie2000]

^^ lol

[superhippie2000]

Eden: Eden says put your hands in the air. Eden says touch your toes. Eden says speak spanish. Stand on your head. Eden didnt say. Eden says surrender your brain to Sylar.

[superhippie2000]

(Reason why NY blows up)


(Ted walks into FAO Schwartz)

Ted: What you have no more Playstation 3's in stock? well that makes me very mad and you wouldnt like me when im mad.

(the whole toy store explodes)




(deleted scene from "Homecoming")

Claire: (watching Sylar kill that evil cheerleader girl) Hey i dont know who you are but you are awsome. Thanks so much for killing her she is a real b!tch.

Sylar: (Walks up to Claire and strokes her hair) Pretty girl....nice girl.

(claire kicks him between the legs and runs off as Sylar chases her)

[c121hains]

<Cast all shouting at the same time> "WE NEED SOME ACTING LESSONS!"

[Ireallylikethisshow]

Nathan: (To his wife, Heidi) Hon, I didn't cheat on you... I just didn't do something completely honest-

Heidi: SHUTUP NATHAN! WE ALL KNOW YOU CHEATED!

Peter: I AGREE!

*Nathan is kicked out of his house*

Nathan: That won't look good to the newspapers...

[Kalel33076]

Sylar: My Bologna has a first name its S-Y-L-A-R, my Bologna has a second name its S-Y-L-A-R.

[Batman_Beyonder]

Originally posted by Kalel33076
Sylar: My Bologna has a first name its S-Y-L-A-R, my Bologna has a second name its S-Y-L-A-R.

Sylar: Oh, I love to eat brains everyday and if you ask me what I'll saaaaaaay......
I am sylar, run away.... Or else ill steal your D-N-A.... ;)

[mariolegosu]

Peter: I'm gonna get an haircut!

[Novak Fan]

Peter: (all excited) Hey Nathan! I was thinking...what do you think if we wear somekind of a suit to hide our identity and then fly all over the city and see who needs help??? Here, I made a design (passing a paper with a drawing)

Nathan: Blue thights and a red cape?! *snort* REally Peter...who could wear THAT?

[STFanatic]

Originally posted by mariolegosu
Peter: I'm gonna get an haircut!


I want that SOOOO bad, I sometimes have to look away from that darn EMO haircut.

How about Peter meets Edward Sissorhands?

[Daddylion]

Hiro: Hiro can't save the cheerleader, but Hiro can BE the cheerleader! *starts dancing*

[STFanatic]

You will never hear:

Hiro: "I really don't want a sword."

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k292/Startrekfanatic/cupcakes.jpg

[Randy G.]

Lol! Here's one we'll NEVER hear:

Claire: "Mom, where's Mr. Muggles?" :eek: :lol:

(*hint: the hag never puts him down!!!) :rolleyes: :rotfl:

[Cage]

"Boy am I glad to see you!"

[Chlarkerlover]

Hiro: I reallllly needa get to a bathroom here people!

Sylar: He's Mr. Fabuolous(sp?) He's Mr. everything.......

Mr.Bennet: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and GAY!
Everyone else: WE KNOW!

[STFanatic]

Mrs. Bennet: I think I want a gerbil instead of Mr. Muggles.

Nathan & Peter Petrelli: "Wondertwin powers ACTIVATE!"

[UDStyle]

Mr. Bennet: Hey Claire, Wanna watch Lolita again?

---

Sylar (going mad): I AM SYLAR! I AM SYLAR! I AM SYLAR!!!

Mr. Bennet (comforting): Yes, yes we're all Sylar

Sylar (shocked): You son of a..!!

---

*Hiro warps back to the present*

Ando: So? Where this time?

Hiro (sad): Jerusalem 32 A.D.

Ando: Oooh, and?

Hiro: Jesus..

Ando: Yeah?

Hiro: Kinda disappointing

---

Mr. Bennet: Time for your punishment Sylar..

*takes Sylar to a dark and dank dungeon and shackles him. In front of Sylar is a wall clock*

Sylar: The watching time go by torture, clever, but I've heard of it.

Mr. Bennet: Not like this.

Sylar (confounded): Y-yeah.. there's something wrong.

Mr. Bennet: Yes, the clock is 2 seconds off. See you in 5 years *Slams door shut*

Sylar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Mrs.Bizzaro]

Sylar: "hello clariese...ssthipp, ssthipp, ssthipp, ssthipp, ssthipp"

[last man of krypton]

Nikki: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

-----

Ando: We'll need the Nissan for our trip to the future. But we better get it onto the road first.
Hiro: Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads.

[Chlarkerlover]

:lol::rotfl::rotfl: back to the future! :lol: love that movie.

[superhippie2000]

Hiro in NY talking to Claire in texas on New years eve at midnight.

Hiro: I am in 2007 hahaha and you are still in 2006. I have seen the future and its not much different.

[Chlarkerlover]

Hiro: Ando, the future is in the palm of our hands.
Ando: which one is that? the one with the sword or the one that gave you that kool haircut?

ok, they might say that.:lol:

[ProdigalSon1979]

Mr. Bennet: My daughter is hot!!

Nathan: I love you Peter!

Isaac: I have no vices at all.

[STFanatic]

Peter: Hey, want to watch the new Hee-Haw DVD set I just got?

Isaac: Yes indeed I do, shall I serve the tea & crumpets?

[UDStyle]

Originally posted by ProdigalSon1979
Mr. Bennet: My daughter is hot!!
Pua AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[KJK]

Mr. Bennet to Isaac while he's in his facility, trying to learn to paint without drugs: We'll start you slow, maybe a paint-the-future by numbers.

[phelan120]

Mrs. Bennet: (slow drag of cigerrette, to Mr. muggles) As good for you as it was for me?

[scofield]

Smallville+Heroes
D.L.: I can walk through the wall.
0.05 second later, D.L. was locked in the wall with faint.......
Lex: I added some naked electrical wire into the wall, this time Clark.....must not ...can.... walk into my house........

(A car exploded, the driver's in trouble)
Hiro to Ando�FI can travel back in time quickly and save people, so Im a hero.
Clark: ****, another guy running faster than me..........
Hiro to Ando: I saw a red man, I think he's a hero too......

[UDStyle]

Claire: Dad, I need to talk to you.

HRG: What is it pumpkin?

Claire: Well.. it's kinda hard to explain, especially to you.

HRG: Try anyway Claire-Bear, you can tell me anything.

Claire: Well I have just been having these.. feelings. these.. urges...

HRG: Well, er..

Claire: ... for Peter patrelli

HRG: Excuse me?

Claire: Ever since he saved me that night.

HRG: Umm Claire, honey..

Claire: He just made me feel so safe..

HRG: Yes, pumpkin but there's something you should know..

Claire: ..so warm inside.

HRG: *stumbles into chair* Oh God.. C-c-claire, really I got to te..

Claire: And it's funny dad, I feel so close to him, it's like we're almost related.

HRG: Yeah, about that..

Claire: You see I think that's a sign that me and Peter already have this deep spiritual connection.

HRG: Claire, seriously he's..

Claire: So hot, I know! Daddy, I can't stop thinking about him, even when I don't want to. He makes me feel.. hot.

HRG: Claire please! He's..

Claire: Daddy i think it's time to have.. that talk. I want to pursue a relationship with Peter Patrelli...

HRG: But..

Claire: ...a physical relationship.

HRG: *Faints*

[superhippie2000]

^^^^ LOL now thats funny.

[KATRENA]

HAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!....
...no, thats sad, I wanted 'em to be togheter :(
^^but thats hilarious!! You're so creative, I see. *thinks if the bday present you're gonna give me(you must, now that you have offered:p!) is also something creative*

[Chlarkerlover]

Originally posted by UDStyle
Claire: Dad, I need to talk to you.

HRG: What is it pumpkin?

Claire: Well.. it's kinda hard to explain, especially to you.

HRG: Try anyway Claire-Bear, you can tell me anything.

Claire: Well I have just been having these.. feelings. these.. urges...

HRG: Well, er..

Claire: ... for Peter patrelli

HRG: Excuse me?

Claire: Ever since he saved me that night.

HRG: Umm Claire, honey..

Claire: He just made me feel so safe..

HRG: Yes, pumpkin but there's something you should know..

Claire: ..so warm inside.

HRG: *stumbles into chair* Oh God.. C-c-claire, really I got to te..

Claire: And it's funny dad, I feel so close to him, it's like we're almost related.

HRG: Yeah, about that..

Claire: You see I think that's a sign that me and Peter already have this deep spiritual connection.

HRG: Claire, seriously he's..

Claire: So hot, I know! Daddy, I can't stop thinking about him, even when I don't want to. He makes me feel.. hot.

HRG: Claire please! He's..

Claire: Daddy i think it's time to have.. that talk. I want to pursue a relationship with Peter Patrelli...

HRG: But..

Claire: ...a physical relationship.

HRG: *Faints*

:rotfl:

whoamg, that's....that's....that's just!......that's just, just.....:lol:....that's just hillarious. :lol: great one UDStyle.

[UDStyle]

I'm gonna do more too. Tell your friends lol

[warriorrenegade]

Dude that was HILARIOUS!

[phantom222]

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Originally posted by UDStyle
Claire: Dad, I need to talk to you.

HRG: What is it pumpkin?

Claire: Well.. it's kinda hard to explain, especially to you.

HRG: Try anyway Claire-Bear, you can tell me anything.

Claire: Well I have just been having these.. feelings. these.. urges...

HRG: Well, er..

Claire: ... for Peter patrelli

HRG: Excuse me?

Claire: Ever since he saved me that night.

HRG: Umm Claire, honey..

Claire: He just made me feel so safe..

HRG: Yes, pumpkin but there's something you should know..

Claire: ..so warm inside.

HRG: *stumbles into chair* Oh God.. C-c-claire, really I got to te..

Claire: And it's funny dad, I feel so close to him, it's like we're almost related.

HRG: Yeah, about that..

Claire: You see I think that's a sign that me and Peter already have this deep spiritual connection.

HRG: Claire, seriously he's..

Claire: So hot, I know! Daddy, I can't stop thinking about him, even when I don't want to. He makes me feel.. hot.

HRG: Claire please! He's..

Claire: Daddy i think it's time to have.. that talk. I want to pursue a relationship with Peter Patrelli...

HRG: But..

Claire: ...a physical relationship.

HRG: *Faints*
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LOL:rotfl: :rotfl:
dude thats awsome.soooooooo funnylol

[newfan]

Originally posted by UDStyle
Claire: Dad, I need to talk to you.

HRG: What is it pumpkin?

Claire: Well.. it's kinda hard to explain, especially to you.

HRG: Try anyway Claire-Bear, you can tell me anything.

Claire: Well I have just been having these.. feelings. these.. urges...

HRG: Well, er..

Claire: ... for Peter patrelli

HRG: Excuse me?

Claire: Ever since he saved me that night.

HRG: Umm Claire, honey..

Claire: He just made me feel so safe..

HRG: Yes, pumpkin but there's something you should know..

Claire: ..so warm inside.

HRG: *stumbles into chair* Oh God.. C-c-claire, really I got to te..

Claire: And it's funny dad, I feel so close to him, it's like we're almost related.

HRG: Yeah, about that..

Claire: You see I think that's a sign that me and Peter already have this deep spiritual connection.

HRG: Claire, seriously he's..

Claire: So hot, I know! Daddy, I can't stop thinking about him, even when I don't want to. He makes me feel.. hot.

HRG: Claire please! He's..

Claire: Daddy i think it's time to have.. that talk. I want to pursue a relationship with Peter Patrelli...

HRG: But..

Claire: ...a physical relationship.

HRG: *Faints*


:rotfl::rotfl: I just saw this now :rotfl::rotfl:
I guess I can feed into your ego a little more :p
:rotfl: That is hilarious :rotfl::rotfl:

[STFanatic]

That woud have been ironic :lol:

[chrisxs5]

Sylar; This is usually the part were people scream!

Peter; Thats because (breaks into song) Its peanut butter, jelly time, peanut butter, jelly time.

Stewey; I will destory you all!!! Just as soon as I take a nap.

[newfan]

Originally posted by UDStyle
Mr. Bennet: Hey Claire, Wanna watch Lolita again?

---

Sylar (going mad): I AM SYLAR! I AM SYLAR! I AM SYLAR!!!

Mr. Bennet (comforting): Yes, yes we're all Sylar

Sylar (shocked): You son of a..!!

---

*Hiro warps back to the present*

Ando: So? Where this time?

Hiro (sad): Jerusalem 32 A.D.

Ando: Oooh, and?

Hiro: Jesus..

Ando: Yeah?

Hiro: Kinda disappointing

---

Mr. Bennet: Time for your punishment Sylar..

*takes Sylar to a dark and dank dungeon and shackles him. In front of Sylar is a wall clock*

Sylar: The watching time go by torture, clever, but I've heard of it.

Mr. Bennet: Not like this.

Sylar (confounded): Y-yeah.. there's something wrong.

Mr. Bennet: Yes, the clock is 2 seconds off. See you in 5 years *Slams door shut*

Sylar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


:rotfl: You need to write....your so creative. ;)

[phantom222]

quote:
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Originally posted by UDStyle

*Hiro warps back to the present*

Ando: So? Where this time?

Hiro (sad): Jerusalem 32 A.D.

Ando: Oooh, and?

Hiro: Jesus..

Ando: Yeah?

Hiro: Kinda disappointing






:lol: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: i couldnt stop laughin at that. i can see masi oka saying that:rotfl:

[Neptunite]

Claire: Time for a boob job!

[UDStyle]

Claire: Pleaseeeeee

Peter: NO! God, what the hell is wrong with you?

Claire (puppy dog face): Why not?

Peter: We're freakin related!

Claire: Then we can just "Keep it in the family". *psuedo-innocent smile*

Peter: What the f.. hell no!

Claire: What if I, play the shy girl next door who wants to run away, gets lost in the woods, and needs to find a new daddy?

Peter: No Claire.

Claire: You're the depraved catholic priest, and I'm the quiet unsuspecting choir girl?

Peter: Are you insa..

Claire: Choir boy?

Peter: Just go.

Claire: What about the lost little..

Peter: Nevermind, I'll go. *heads for the door*

Claire: WAIT!! W-w.. what about you're younger sibling who never got noticed and I'm the older more loved sibling who after all these years makes up with you... tenderly.

*Peter stops at the door. Pauses*

Peter: *sigh* Let's talk..

[newfan]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Oh my god!! That is hilarious Daddy :rotfl: and kinda hot to :rotfl:

[phantom222]

Claire: Pleaseeeeee

Peter: NO! God, what the hell is wrong with you?

Claire (puppy dog face): Why not?

Peter: We're freakin related!

Claire: Then we can just "Keep it in the family". *psuedo-innocent smile*

Peter: What the f.. hell no!

Claire: What if I, play the shy girl next door who wants to run away, gets lost in the woods, and needs to find a new daddy?

Peter: No Claire.

Claire: You're the depraved catholic priest, and I'm the quiet unsuspecting choir girl?

Peter: Are you insa..

Claire: Choir boy?

Peter: Just go.

Claire: What about the lost little..

Peter: Nevermind, I'll go. *heads for the door*

Claire: WAIT!! W-w.. what about you're younger sibling who never got noticed and I'm the older more loved sibling who after all these years makes up with you... tenderly.

*Peter stops at the door. Pauses*

Peter: *sigh* Let's talk..


loooooooooool u r so funny:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[littlegreenelf]

:lol: hee hee. You're funny. But they would be so darn cute together...

[crzyeyez1345]

Isaac: Oh my god
Peter: What?
Isaac: I just painted the most horrific painting ever, it is more disturbing then me with my head chopped off....
Peter: What is is?
Isaac: The winner of American Idol... Sanjaya

[STFanatic]

:lol:

Good one :D

[UDStyle]

Originally posted by littlegreenelf
:lol: hee hee. You're funny. But they would be so darn cute together... Thanks lol

[chrisxs5]

Volume Two "Heroes, the Arkansas Years"

See they could still hook up!

[UDStyle]

Jessica: Let's get D.L.. I wanna have a 3-some

Niki: Yeah that sounds goo.. wait a minute, what?!

[STFanatic]

:::::groan:::::::::::

:lol:

[FUZZYWOOKIEE]

Mohinder: Hey, Peter, I just rechecked the List and you saved the wrong cheerleader. Jackie had the power to absorb and redirect any form of energy.

Hiro: That would be one way to stop an exploding man!

Peter: Oh, Sh........ BOOM!!!!

[chrisxs5]

Claire:

Damn it; I broke a nail!!!!

[phantom222]

zach: you look fabulous girl;) ;)

nathan:campbells, chicken noodle possabilities!!!!!

claire licking lips: peter, would you help me turn the tab on the bathtub.its stuck.

peter: son of a b.....NO!

[chrisxs5]

Peter: My brain itches, hey Sy-man will you scratch it for me?

Sylar: No problem Petey, dont move!

[UDStyle]

Hiro: Oh my god, it just so strong, firm, and erect! Every time i grab it.. Great Scott I just can feel the power waiting to be released by it!

Ando: Can I hold it too?

Hiro: Hell yeah! Here hold it.. Yeah doesn't that feel good?

Ando: Feels glorious!

Hiro: Yes, and the ladies love it too Ando.

Ando: You shouldn't whip it out all the time hiro. You might scare them away.

Hiro: Nonsense! Something this big? It should only attract more.

Ando: I guess, just as long as you don't swing it around in public.

Hiro: You probably right. I don't want to hurt anybody.

Ando: Yes, it does look like it can do much damage. It could severely penetrate.

Hiro: Of course. It could penetrate deeply, but I would also concentrate on the finesse of my stroke. I don't just want to beat it around

Ando: Yes, you need to learn how to use it if your want to do incredible things with it. You could become a legend!

*Hiro holsters his Kensi Sword*

Hiro: I will so be the Man!

[newfan]

LMAOOOOOOOO :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: You are so sick :p Thats why we get along so well :rotfl::p

[chrisxs5]

Complete Manic is a good title. :rotfl:That was completely hilarious!

[chrisxs5]

Claire: So Uncle Peter what are going to do tonight?

Peter: I dont know. Do you want to go see a movie?

Claire: No, we just saw one!

Peter: How about a game?

Claire: That sounds like fun! What do you want to play?

Peter: Lets play Russian Roulette?

Claire: Yeah! I'll get the gun! Your the best Uncle ever!

[phantom222]

dude, that was sooooooooo funny. you should go on tour
:rotfl: :rotfl: :\

[Xanderman]

Sylar and Claire, in bed together...

Sylar: Oh Claire...
Claire: Oh Sylar...
Sylar: OH CLAIRE....
Claire: Ohhh...oh OUCH SYLAR! Hey! You're not trying to eat my brain again, are you??
Sylar: Well, yes. I *am* evil afterall.
Claire: Oh why can't you just be like other men?? Only after my body, not my mind!:mad:

:lol:

[kazek]

Originally posted by Xanderman
Sylar and Claire, in bed together...

Sylar: Oh Claire...
Claire: Oh Sylar...
Sylar: OH CLAIRE....
Claire: Ohhh...oh OUCH SYLAR! Hey! You're not trying to eat my brain again, are you??
Sylar: Well, yes. I *am* evil afterall.
Claire: Oh why can't you just be like other men?? Only after my body, not my mind!:mad:

:lol:

Hahaha... :lol: :rotfl:

that was classic....

[chrisxs5]

"Not my mind" :lol:

[chrisxs5]

I posted this on another thread, but I figured this was a better place for it!

(To the tune os Santa Clause is coming to town)


He's taking the list and checking it twice,
Gonna find our who's evolved and nice,
Sylar Claus is coming to town.

You better watch out, you usually scream
Better try to hide, you know what I mean
Sylar Claus is coming to town.

He sees when you're hearts beating,
He want to eat your brain,
He knows if you'll taste good or not
So run for goodness sake.

You better watch out, you usually scream
Better not pout, I'm telling you why
Sylar Claus is coming to town.

[STFanatic]

^:lol:^