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Charissa70
10-26-2006, 08:53 PM
Okay, what is the count up to for Lana ko's and concusions? Her brain should be scrambled eggs by now. She has worse stats than a pro fighter in the losing column.
paolinki25
10-26-2006, 08:55 PM
:lol: This is SV trademark. How many times has Lex been shot? So many I've lost count. Everybody ends up in the hospital somehow.
manofsteele05
10-26-2006, 09:10 PM
Yeah I have to agree.. LANA keeps getting her head re arranged somehow and its getting TIRED
Polomontana
10-26-2006, 09:11 PM
I hope she has good insurance!!
cmm
10-26-2006, 09:12 PM
How else are they gonna keep the truth from her? LOL
Kal-ed
10-26-2006, 09:31 PM
SHe has more concusions than Troy Aeckman, Steve Young, and Roger Stauback, put together.
PKII
10-26-2006, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Charissa70
Okay, what is the count up to for Lana ko's and concusions? Her brain should be scrambled eggs by now. She has worse stats than a pro fighter in the losing column. I was rolling Lana and Lex got knocked out. :rotfl:
boywithbluehanger
10-26-2006, 10:37 PM
(Lex talks to Lana while shes KO'd)
Lex: "Lana! Lana?...Oh come on, you just fell to the floor! It wasn't even head first!! omg You're such a wuss..."(pokes at her back) "I am so cheating on your weak ass!..."
hassenmorad
10-26-2006, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by boywithbluehanger
(Lex talks to Lana while shes KO'd)
Lex: "Lana! Lana?...Oh come on, you just fell to the floor! It wasn't even head first!! omg You're such a wuss..."(pokes at her back) "I am so cheating on your weak ass!..."

Hahaha. I thought it was so lame that she'd get a concussio from that. Weak writing there.
eas
10-26-2006, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by boywithbluehanger
(Lex talks to Lana while shes KO'd)
Lex: "Lana! Lana?...Oh come on, you just fell to the floor! It wasn't even head first!! omg You're such a wuss..."(pokes at her back) "I am so cheating on your weak ass!..."

:rotfl:
angelfire east
10-26-2006, 10:59 PM
Your competelly right, her brains should be scrambled eggs by now. I think they time she was knocked out way too easy, though I guess after the first few 100 times it happens pretty easy.:lol:


Originally posted by boywithbluehanger
(Lex talks to Lana while shes KO'd)
Lex: "Lana! Lana?...Oh come on, you just fell to the floor! It wasn't even head first!! omg You're such a wuss..."(pokes at her back) "I am so cheating on your weak ass!..."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Spirit Detective
10-26-2006, 11:04 PM
Lana Brain Tramas:

Arrival
Splinter
Zod
Reckoning (death)
Reunion

There's many more
PKII
10-26-2006, 11:18 PM
Lana should have some extra padding growing in the skull of hers. :lol:
Batman_Beyonder
10-26-2006, 11:19 PM
Lex has been shot more times then 50 cent...

Lana has been knocked out more times, then kurt angle.
love_smallville
10-26-2006, 11:20 PM
I say her brain is fried and that's how she ended up with Lex.
ClarksGlasses
10-26-2006, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by boywithbluehanger
(Lex talks to Lana while shes KO'd)
Lex: "Lana! Lana?...Oh come on, you just fell to the floor! It wasn't even head first!! omg You're such a wuss..."(pokes at her back) "I am so cheating on your weak ass!..."

:rotfl:

Good one boywithbluhanger! :lol: and right after her bold/dark moment in the last episode.
angelfire east
10-26-2006, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by love_smallville
I say her brain is fried and that's how she ended up with Lex.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I was waiting for someone to say that one:D:lol:
Kryptonian-Ronin
10-27-2006, 06:08 AM
I guess all that brain trauma explains alot.
ShelbyKent
10-27-2006, 06:16 AM
The Smallville Medical Center must be a fine facility. Lana never looks the worse for wear despite the various injuries she's accumulated through the years ;)
Charissa70
10-27-2006, 06:29 AM
They are on the cutting edge of treatment too. Have you ever seen Lana stay there more than a day or 2? Just long enough to empty out the town florist shop. They seem to be great with bullet wounds too.
jimmyolsenblues
10-27-2006, 06:31 AM
I wish Lana had less screen time
ShelbyKent
10-27-2006, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by Charissa70
They are on the cutting edge of treatment too. Have you ever seen Lana stay there more than a day or 2? Just long enough to empty out the town florist shop. They seem to be great with bullet wounds too.

And they work miracles on reconstructing hands with gaping stab wounds ;)
98chase
10-27-2006, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Charissa70
They are on the cutting edge of treatment too. Have you ever seen Lana stay there more than a day or 2? Just long enough to empty out the town florist shop. They seem to be great with bullet wounds too.
You seem to have forgotten when Lana got trampled by the horse. Sucks that you let that 'slip' your mind.
PKII
10-27-2006, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by jimmyolsenblues
I wish Lana had less screen time She has had less screen time with Clark soon to be with Lex as it appears on the Preview for next week. ;)
Charissa70
10-27-2006, 08:20 PM
Maybe it will finally catch up with her and she will forget to show up.
krypt0fan
10-28-2006, 02:55 PM
Right on everybody. SV writers use concussions as ways of keeping the secrets alive. Loss of consciousness usually precedes a big fight, use of superpowers, a rescue... etc. But this time Lana got it for no apparent reason. (I don't think they like her). Do you all know how dangerous it is to have a head injury, not to mention over and over? Ever seen someone with a serious TBI? Yikes! Writers even used "getting knocked out" to make a funny once - when Clark flicked Lois in the head to knock her out for convenience sake. He even smiled when he did it! Come on - give us some credit writers! Clark and the "superpowered" are the ones who are supposed to be indestructible. The rest of us mortals DO take damage! The knock outs are getting super old as plot furthering devices. No more please!
Heilige
10-28-2006, 03:01 PM
Lex has only been shot 3 times. In Lexmas, Lockdown and the Season 6 episode. You guys are acting like he has been shot 20 times.
xrayvision
10-28-2006, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by boywithbluehanger
(Lex talks to Lana while shes KO'd)
Lex: "Lana! Lana?...Oh come on, you just fell to the floor! It wasn't even head first!! omg You're such a wuss..."(pokes at her back) "I am so cheating on your weak ass!..."

LOL.

Lex (to unconcious Lana): Get up you weakling!! I should throw you in the sub-basement dungeon with Helen Bryce.

It would have been cool if Lex would have started trashtalking to Lana while she was down & out. Funny thing was that the same thing happened to Lex at the clocktower later on.
shirkie
10-28-2006, 04:20 PM
I take it you guys aren't familiar with Neal Bailey's official KO count in "Smallville"? It's over at supermanhomepage.com (http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-knockout) and as it stands.... Lana has been KO'd 31.5 times (less than Lex at 38). That lists every... single... time... every character has been KO'd throughout all six seasons. Funny, funny stuff.
shirkie
xrayvision
10-28-2006, 04:23 PM
308 Equestrian revenged into unconsciousness and a broken leg after insane-o Lex shoves her into a horse stall.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!