If you are just joining us.....

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us clark blew a snot rocket in lana's face now back to smallville

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us, Red can now rest because she snatched the countdown thread. :lol:

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us Chloe got blown into a tree and the fire department was called to get her out. now back to Sneezeville.

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us, K-Siters still refuse to let this joke die! :lol: Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us i was going to take a nap 30 minutes ago but this stuff woke me back up.

[spidymich]

If you're just joing us, you've been waiting for commercials to end for 10 minutes, now back to Smallville....after these messages.

[Krypton935]

If you're just joining us Clark blew the FOS back to the remains of Krypton...Now back to Smallville

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us clark just saved lana from drowning but while giving her mouth to mouth he made her lungs explode.

[KEakaCK]

If your just joining us, Clark just ate garlic pizza and then sneezed at all the people working around Chloe's desk at the planet...Eww, what a smell. :lol:

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us... what riots and destruction? What are you talking about? Nothing wrong here. Everything running along just like normal. Chloe kinda loves Clark, Clark kinda loves Chloe, people are torturing Lex... Business as usual. *lightswitch*

And now, back to Season 3 of Smallville.

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...and you live in Hawaii...YOU'RE SCREWED!!! you CANNOT watch Smallville as the CW is NOT in your market
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[KEakaCK]

Well, it sucks to be living in Hawaii then...

[sprman808]

Originally posted by sprman808
If you're just joining us...and you live in Hawaii...YOU'RE SCREWED!!! you CANNOT watch Smallville as the CW is NOT in your market
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Only if you wanna watch Smallville...outside of that, life is Grand with blue skies, warm weather year round, gorgeous babes, and FRESH AIR!

If you're just joining us...Clark gives a blow job....ewwww....now back to Smallville.

[warriorrenegade]

If you're just joining us...Clark took some Krypto-quil for the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head ,fever so he could rest medicine. Now back to SV.

[bad3appels]

i wanna join you but i have no idea what to say,is there any rules??

back to smallville

[farmboy20]

if you're just joining us.... Clark is now Claritin clear.... now back to Smallville.

if you're just joining us.... ah-ah-ah-choooooooooo.... ew, sorry about that.

if you're just joining us... Clark has finally learned how to fly, but now if he could just learn to cover his mouth.... now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us lex finally finds out what it feels like to be shirtless and tied down to a mnetal table and it kind of turns him on. now back to smallville.

if you are just joining us clark just flew. oh wait never mind he just looked down while sneezing and shot himself into the sky.

[MBCorp]

Are we still doing this? The CW doesn't even seem to be doing the 'If you are just joining us....' stuff.:p

[superhippie2000]

i dont know they didnt do it alst week but sometimes they dont do it all the time. guess we have to watch a couple episodes to see for sure. if not we can still do this cause its fun.

[sprman808]

Originally posted by MBCorp
Are we still doing this? The CW doesn't even seem to be doing the 'If you are just joining us....' stuff.:p

If you're just joining us...As long as Superman808 is alive, we will always have this thread....now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us pete comes back to promote the brand new klenex, strong enough for the biggest colds.

if you are just joining us clark goes to lionels apartment and tells him to open up and let him in or hell huff and hell puff and blow the building down and lionel says not by the hair of my chiny chin chin. clark blows but nothing and finds out lionel laced the inner walls of the building with kryptonite.

[nightshadz]

If you're just joining us, Clark tried to hold back a sneeze and his head exploded. Now back to Smallville.

[thehenry89]

if your just joining us ( insert tylenol cold and flu commercial here) now back to smallville, sponsered by coke, pepsi, kfc ,acuvue ,nutrgena, aol, verizon wireless, ford, wb records, hersheys, jim bob's chicken and waffle hut and, alpo dog foods,

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us lex dresses lana up as the little mermaid.

[GatorTex]

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If you are just joining us, K-Siters still refuse to let this joke die! :lol: Now back to Smallville.

seriously

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...whatever you do, don't pull Clark's finger.

If you're just joining us...the strapper has just become the strapped.

[Cinemastique]

If you're just joining us, this has been the best episode ever.

Clark really flew, the ENTIRE Justice League showed up and murdered Lana, Martha designed the Superman suit, and Lex discovered the secret and went evil once and for all. And you missed it. Sure does suck to be you.

And now, back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Ice Man/Eric Summers/Supernerd/Jimmy Olsen from X-Men joined the Justice League and killed all the other members to rename it the Just Ice League.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...I'll trade you my "Lana undressing" tape for your "Lana showering" tape.

[Spirit Detective]

If you're just joining us, Clark has finally learned to fly by trapping Lana in the FOS

[HotStudsSuccess]

If you're just joning us, Lana has surpassed Kelly Bundy, becaming the very first raven woman to be welcomed to stupid land... now back to Smallville :lol:

[Katarite]

If you're just joining us, THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lana Gone Wild on sale at the Luthor Mansion while supplies last.

[lilkoolmaria]

Originally posted by xrayvision
If you're just joining us...Lana Gone Wild on sale at the Luthor Mansion while supplies last.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


If you're just joining us.... Lex has programmed multiple video cameras in Clark's bedroom, as well as Martha's.... now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us lionel and martha are expecting a baby...........9 months later................the doctor tells martha she is the proud mother and a baby kryptonian no back to smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Zod kneels before undressing primitives.

[Spirit Detective]

If you're just joining us, undercover stripper Lois has managed to seduce Jabba the Hutt. Now back to Smallville.