The Quote Thread For "Sneeze" (spoilers)

[RedPhoenix23]

Random bad guy that no one cares about: "What is it that turns a weak, hairless punk into some super powered golaith?" Oh yeah, this guy is dead...

Lana: "You can't keep secrets when Lex's life is in danger." Preach it Lana!

Chloe: "Come on, let's see what you got! Huff, puff, and blow this door down!"

Chloe: "Good thing you didn't have garlic today."

Oliver Queen: "How's my old buddy Lex doing?"

Oliver Queen: "How about tahiti...."

Lois: "Ut oh, does Clarkie have the sniffles?"

Clark: "This could be dangerous.."

Chloe: "Grab a tissue and get over it!"

Clark: "ACCHOOOOOO"

Chloe: "Gesundtite" (lol, I can't spell it)

Lois: "Where did your barn door go? It's been ripped right off it's hinges! How in the world does that happen?" LOL, poor Clarkie has some 'splaining to do!

[krpto]

Lionel: If they put enough pressure on him he may tell the truth about you.

[spidymich]

Clark: Chloe I just can't force it..........it's a reflex, not a circus trick.

[clanaalltheway]

chloe - clark u can do anything
clark-except sneeze on command
chloe-then blow

[Silent Kal]

Red, I was totally going to post "ACHOOO."

[umario]

Chloe: "Take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can"
Clark: "That's a steel door not a birthday cake" :D

[HowardFilms]

ZOD: "Join me, kal-el"
CLARK: "Never, you killed my father"
ZOD: "No Clark, I am your father"
CLARK: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

...

Oh wait, that's from something else...

[Freezeia]

This thread is pointless to be made on the episode discussion forum before the episode is aired, complete with many of the quotable material from the episode. This belongs in the spoilers section until after the episode has been seen by all.

[superhippie2000]

well thats why the topic says spoilers in the title. plus its perfectly fine to have it up early no one seems to mind.

[Freezeia]

A thread for everyone to post quotes of the episode as they watch it, and the thread's creater covers it all pretty much in the first post?

Yeah.. seems pretty pointless. And yes, it does say spoiler in the title, contributing even more to the evidence pointing that it should be in a spoiler section.

[PaleBlueDot]

"And become a walking air canon!" - Chloe

"Hurricane Clark!"

:D. Hehe love it.

[HowardFilms]

LEX: "Well then I guess I should have kept a blog"

UNNAMED SOLDIER: "The bear is hibernating" (so lame!) :rotfl:

[Scareafobia]

Clark: I've got big news
Chloe: What?
Clark: I sneezed.


lmfao.

[Spyderwalk]

Clark - "I'm not a doctor or anything, but I think its a cold."

[thehenry89]

lex: elvis has left the building

[coasterprincess]

Clark: "Ach...." *covers face and stops "Just kidding"

The look on Chloe's face after diving on the papers was priceless

[Flash_85]

Lex "in case you forgot I had total memory loss!"

I was expecting him to end the line with "LIKE, HELLO!?"

[Doomsday04]

First off what was the line clark said after chloe said "i guess super heroes dont get sick days" then clark said something like "well they also dont cause a lot of damage" or something then he said something else, I didnt hear it cause my cable skipped at that point.

Also wasnt the funniest line in the whole episode when they puts lex unconscience and the guy comes down and says "the bear is hybernating" ha ha i mean come on that had to be the cheesiest thing ever. I loved it!

[Lightning Flash]

Chloe: "Looks like your battery running a little low here..."

[98chase]

Clark said something like "The also don't put the world in imminent danger every year. I'm no hero Chloe."

[Doomsday04]

oh ok thanks thats what i assumed he said but now it can stop bothering me ha ha

[Lexgirl33]

Chloe "Then blow"
Clark "Very funny"

:lol:

[Thil_EL]

lional's threat to oliver.. something about awhole new meannig or level to pain or struggle..
now that was the MB

[noyd]

at the end oliver says one down and then he says 4 to go or something...hinting at his intentions....

[LuthorRequiem2]

LIONEL: Let me help, Lex.
LEX: I've been on the receiving end of your "help" before, Dad. I'll pass.

LIONEL (To Oliver Queen): I know you've been through a lot of suffering in the course of your young life, but if you lay so much as a hand on my son, the word "suffering" will take on a whole new definition for you.
OLIVER: That sounds like a threat.
LIONEL (Smiles friendily): Enjoy your stay in Metropolis...however brief it may be.

[STFanatic]

When Chloe said "I guess super heroes dont get sick days".
I knew that would be the first post here under the "Quotes".

Until I rewatch the episode and watch for more, that so far is my favorite.

[The Tommy]

Oliver: My God.

[Liriel]

Clark: In my condition I can't guarantee your safety
Chloe: I don't want a guarantee, Clark, I want to help.

[PKII]

Lois: What the Hell... (barn door hits ground) :rotfl:

[MayaQT]

Clark: I'm no doctor but it seems like it's just the common cold.

Chloe(Pointing at a headline in The Daily Planet): How's this for a mega dose of guilt money?
Clark: I've got bigger news.
Chloe: What happened? Is everything alright?
Clark: I sneezed.
Chloe:...And?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Clark: Chloe I told you, I've come down with some kind of cold.
Chloe: And become some kind of air cannon.

Chloe: I'll take care of Lois. You just take care of that cold. We have enough natural disasters around here without having to worry about Hurricane Clark looning off the coast.
Clark breathes in and covers his mouth like he's about to sneeze.
Chloe: No!
Chloe sprawls herself onto her paperwork in preperation.
Clark: Just kidding.
:lol:

Lex: Elvis has left the building.

Lionel: I know you've been through a lot of suffering in the course of your young life, but if you lay so much as a hand on my son, the word "suffering" will take on a whole new definition for you.
Oliver: That sounds like a threat.
Lionel: Enjoy your stay in Metropolis. How ever brief it may be.

Chloe: Hey! I'd never thought I'd utter these words but you don't look so hot. :p

Chloe: I guess heroes don't get sick days.
Clark: They also don't put the world in jeapordy on an annual basis.


^^It's about time somone on SV realized that insanely almost apocalytic things seem to happen every summer.


Chloe: C'mon, let's see what you got! Huff, puff, and blow this door down!
:rotfl:

Clark: Chloe, that's a steel door not a birthday cake.

[metropolis]

Lois: I'm out there jogging along, minding my own business when, out of nowhere, a barn door comes falling from the clear, blue sky and almost crushes me. How does that happen?

Clark: Maybe it fell from an airplane.

Lois: Good guess, but the only thing up there was a severely traumatized sparrow


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


btw, that was a copy-paste job courtesy of TV.com

[bad3appels]

does anybody knows that oliver said at the end ..when he was trowing his arrow??

[SMG Pro]

at the end oliver said:

"how about...(smiles)Borneo."

that's the country he hits with the arrow on the dialy planet globe-statue thing.

[crisban]

That Borneo line was about the most rugged thing ever.

[Heilige]

Guy: Are you mocking me!!!


Lex: Now why would I be mocking someone who just shot me!!!


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Ireallylikethisshow]

*Servant man:* I had to- he would of killed me.
*Oliver:* Wouldn't want that, now would we?

(I may of messed it up)

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by Scareafobia
Clark: I've got big news
Chloe: What?
Clark: I sneezed.


lmfao.
oh yeah, that was a good one!
Chloe's non-plussed expression at his announcement was just more proof that Allison rocks!

[darkraya]

Originally posted by HowardFilms
ZOD: "Join me, kal-el"
CLARK: "Never, you killed my father"
ZOD: "No Clark, I am your father"
CLARK: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

...

Oh wait, that's from something else... lmao!!! thats a good one.:rotfl:

[tibbit78]

1) Martha and Clark and Lionel

Martha (to Clark): How you doing?

Clark (about colds and sneezing): This is one part of being human I don't envy.

Martha: It's not all that bad. You can lie on the couch all day and watch DVD'S while your mom makes some doctor-certified chicken soup.

Clark: Mom, I can watch DVD'S after I fix the irrigation ditch.

Martha: No, your health is a lot more important than the irrigation ditch. You're in unchartered waters now, Clark, and your Dad's not here to help us out, so....please, you have to trust my instincts and rest. Okay?

Lionel comes in.

Lionel: Lex has been kidnapped. You have to find him, Clark.

Clark: Why? Lex and I have nothing to do with each other, any more.

Lionel: But you and Zod do. Lex insists he can't remember anything that happened when he was possessed by Zod, but he might not be honest about it. He might remember it all. Whoever his captors are, if they put enough pressure on him, he could tell the truth...about you, Clark.

2) Clark and Chloe and Clark's Super-Breath

Chloe: What about a sneeze, Clark?

Clark: What about it?

Chloe: Clark, if your sneeze could blow a barn door 7 miles across Smallville, I''ll bet you anything, you could take that one out with no problem.

Clark: Chloe, I can't just force it.

Chloe: Why not? You can do anything.

Clark: Except sneeze on command. It's a reflex, not a circus trick.

Chloe: Then blow.

Clark: It's not funny.

Chloe: I'm not kidding. Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can.

Clark: That is a steel door, it's not a birthday cake.

Chloe: I don't see anything else working. Come on! Let's see what you got! Huff, puff, and blow this door down.
(Clark blew the door down with his super-breath).
Chloe: Good thing you didn't have garlic today.

[83kaL]

*Clark about to sneeze*
*Chloe drops on a desk*
*Clark doesn't sneeze* and says : just kidding!!

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Lois: What the hell...

Lois: Uh oh- does Clarkie have the sniffles?

:lol: