If you are just joining us....

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us Clark just agreed to marry Zod but soon after got hit by a bus filled with kryptonite and died.

[myankskent]

If you're just joining us...if The CW doesn't continue the "If you're just joining us" tradition, I will not be happy, and now back to smallville, sponsored by the New Ford Fusion, Accuview contact lenses and Bounty Paper Towels, Bounty, the quicker picker upper.

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us welcome to the new CW Network unless you are in those 40 states that dont get us then your screwed and cant watch smallville so here is a quick recap......people fight people die people do some other stuff and thats about it.

[myankskent]

If you're just joining us, when asked about that green background color to the CW promos, 98.7 percent of the cast and crew from The CW shows have voted, "I can't stand that sick green background to The CW promos and I will hunt down the person who came up with that color". The remaining cast and crew voted, "I like it because it reminds me of Slimer from the Ghostbusters", and now, Back to Smallville...

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us Zod had Shelby killed for giving out the secrets of Zod's Baked Beans.


Originally posted by myankskent
If you're just joining us, when asked about that green background color to the CW promos, 98.7 percent of the cast and crew from The CW shows have voted, "I can't stand that sick green background to The CW promos and I will hunt down the person who came up with that color". The remaining cast and crew voted, "I like it because it reminds me of Slimer from the Ghostbusters", and now, Back to Smallville...


:rotfl: :rotfl: lol ghostbusters

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us superhippie has snatched up sprman808's thread. Poor guy. I wonder if he's even still around? :lol: HELLO! sprman808!!! Can you hear me?!!!

[Pal-El]

Originally posted by myankskent
If you're just joining us...if The CW doesn't continue the "If you're just joining us" tradition, I will not be happy, and now back to smallville, sponsored by the New Ford Fusion, Accuview contact lenses and Bounty Paper Towels, Bounty, the quicker picker upper.

Not to mention Old Spice

[jimmyolsenblues]

If you just joining us you missed Zod beating the snot out of BDA.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us Lana has learned that Lex is really Zod and Lana decides Zod is the man for her.

[GatorTex]

Originally posted by myankskent
If you're just joining us...if The CW doesn't continue the "If you're just joining us" tradition, I will not be happy, and now back to smallville, sponsored by the New Ford Fusion, Accuview contact lenses and Bounty Paper Towels, Bounty, the quicker picker upper.

You call doing this for a season a tradition? Here's hoping they do away with this overused thread topic... :rolleyes:

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us zod flys towards clark but crashes into the window cause clark used non streak windex.

[StealthyMakoto]

If you're just joining us, the Smallville Season 6 premiere has been cancelled. And now back to '7th Heaven.'

[Lexgirl33]

:lol:

Oh I love these threads.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us... who wears short shorts? Zod wears short shorts. now back to smallville

[warriorrenegade]

If you're just joining us...Zod asks Clark is that a PZ crystal in his pocket or is he just happy to see him. Now back to SV.

[SVfan26]

If you are just joining us, Zod has just asked Lana to kneel before him, and Lana told him she isn't that kind of girl! Zod smacks her around and tells her that she will acquiesce & bear him some Zoddlers. Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

lol zoddlers lol


if you are just joining us clark gets mad that people on the new show heroes can fly and he cant.


if you are just joining us brainiac and martha make out while lois films it.

[RedPhoenix23]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
if you are just joining us clark gets mad that people on the new show heroes can fly and he cant.

If you are just joining us, "Heroes" was hella boring - as AlMiles would say too comic booky, now back to Smallville. :p

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us lex throws out his comic book collection cause they are too comic booky.


if you are just joining us jor el has revealed his tru image which is a giant turtle with a mustache.

[Krypton935]

If by chance you are just joining us Clark and Zod had a gay wedding and apparantly gay Kryptonians can (and did) have 4 kids! By the way they are all bald!
Now back to Smallville

[ColdKryptonite]

if you're just joining us then you're late :(

[Lightning Flash]

If you are just joining us... Lana is having super-baby, and Lexod is the baby daddy.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us clark is trapped in the phantom zone where he meets saddam hussien who helps clark escape the phantom zone with a weapon of mass destruction.

if you are just joining us Zod kills Osama cause Zod feels he is the only terrorist allowed to be six foot five and have a beard.

[MachiavellianLex]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
if you are just joining us... who wears short shorts? Zod wears short shorts. now back to smallville

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

*just sprayed her iced carmel macciato all over her computer screen*

If you had the image of MR dancing around in cut-off blue jean shorts stuck in your head, you would be laughing too.



if your just joining us
Zod has raided Spikes wardrobe and is wishing he had hair to dye bleach blonde
and now back to Smallville

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by MachiavellianLex
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

*just sprayed her iced carmel macciato all over her computer screen*

If you had the image of MR dancing around in cut-off blue jean shorts stuck in your head, you would be laughing too.




now that you mention that i cant get the image out of my head. creepy. which is worse MR in short shorts or MR in a dress.






if you are just joining us shelby found clarks cave key and was teleported to the fortress where he turned into a pupcicle now back to smallville.

if you are just joining us clark has meet pete in the phantom zone where he tells clark about the new collect call feature from verizon. Dial 1-800-krypto-collect and connect with anyone who is not in your dimension. jewel kryptonite required. Now back to smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Zod would like to buy a vowel.

If you're just joining us...we can't actually find a record of Zod being a current employee here. I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck. So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally. We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.

[Red K 5]

If you're just joining us... Clark amitted to Lana that he was pregnant with triples and that they were Chloe's but he loves Lana and wants to marry her, move in with her, and raise the baby together

[warriorrenegade]

If you're just joining us Clark rifles through his closet deciding what to wear. "red-jacket, red-jacket ,red-jacket....What to wear?" . Now back to SV.

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us, xrayvision gets the prize for best reference in a thread post. Also, looks like Clark has a case of the Mondays. And Lana tells Lexod that she *loves* "Kung-Fu."

If you're just joining us, welcome to the CW, home of the groovalicious logo that's straight up 1975! Outta SIGHT!

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Clark forgot to use the new cover page on his TPS report.

If you're just joining us...I believe you have Zod's stapler.

If you're just joining us...what would Clark do for a Klondike bar?
<Clark is superbreakdancing on his head>

If you're just joining us...oh no, even Clark bar's wear red & blue:

http://www.candywrappermuseum.com/cx_clark.jpg

If you're just joining us...Oh no, Clark Jr. has been cut up into 100 pieces and bagged!!!:

http://www.necco.com/OurProducts/ProductDetails.asp?ProductID=26&ProductSubCategoryID=3

[MachiavellianLex]

if your just joining us...........................

The president has announced he will give a state of the union address September 28th, 2006 at 7pm CST and the CW announced the Smallville premire will not be shown; resulting in protests outside of The Whitehouse by an group of people who claim to be part of some orginization called K-Site who keep trying to convince the secret service to deliver bags of pretzels to the president.

and now back to Smallville

[SVfan26]

If you are just joining us, Smallville is imitating the Star Wars universe for the milliionth+1 time and we take you to Tatooine & its native Jawas, err... I meant the Phantom Zone and Clark being surrounded by its inhabitant criminals. Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us brainiac has followed clark into the fortress of solitude and sees datelines chris hansen waiting for him. When asked what he was doing there brainiac replied "I am here cause a young boy needed my help and i wasn't going to do anything wrong i just wanted to make a friend".

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Clark is trapped in the Phantom Zone without any cigarettes or pie!!

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joinging us.........http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/sstray72/ChlavorFlav.gif



i thought it was funny someone on deknights blog posted it. just let it load.

[myankskent]

If you're just joining us, Lana wants Clark back but settles for Lex, Chloe wants Clark but ends up with Jimmy, Clark doesn't know what he wants and has now developed gay feelings for Lex, Martha wants to be with Jonathan's dead body, but Lionel wants Martha which confuses her...and Shelby wants every single person on this show bad...and now back to Smallville.

[thehenry89]

if your just joining us Bootz Somthin and New york have ganged up against chloe lana and lois in the worlds most bizzare cat fight over clark and the last bag of cheesy puffs now back to Flavor of Love:Smallville

[SVfan26]

If you are just joining us, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL WHAT JUST HAPPENED IF YOU GOT A DVR AND RECORDED THE WHOLE THING TO WATCH AT A MORE CONVENIENT TIME FOR YOU!!!! Ahem. Now back to Smallville.


Wouldn't it kinda be funny if they recorded that live and the voice-dude just decided to flip out. Maybe not. Would definitely get people talking though.

[StealthyMakoto]

If you're just joining us, you're not alone. Lois has been out this entire time as well.

[Lexgirl33]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
if you are just joinging us.........http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/sstray72/ChlavorFlav.gif



i thought it was funny someone on deknights blog posted it. just let it load.

That was Sstray! :lol: you can check it out in the season 6 spoiler art thread, in the fan art section.


Originally posted by xrayvision
If you're just joining us...Zod would like to buy a vowel.

If you're just joining us...we can't actually find a record of Zod being a current employee here. I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck. So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally. We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Office Space!

[myankskent]

If you're just joining us....Shame on you. You just missed something truly incredible that has never been done before, Lex got his mind wiped after Zod left his body, and now, back to the 111th episode of Smallville followed by a fresh Supernatural.

[Red K 5]

If you're just joining us... Clark just blew up from overeating pies and now he is dead... end of Smallville

[PKII]

If you are just joining us.... please stand by we are experiencing technical difficulties. :\

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us martha and lionel are make sweet love down by the fire while jimmy and clark are fighting over chloe and zod is sitting back laughing at them all cause they are about to die in 5 minutes.

[superspider02]

i hope they keep if you just joining us thing i thought it was cool when they did it with most episodes during the season and would be nice to see still happening.

[Krypton935]

i love this thread :lol:

If youre just joining us Clark got Zod back into the Phantom Zone but realizing what he did jumped in after him knowing they were meant to be. Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us... Zod and lana sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes rape then comes fights then comes Lana wanting her abortion rights. now back to smallville

[Pal-El]

Ouch:eek:

[Krypton935]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
if you are just joining us... Zod and lana sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes rape then comes fights then comes Lana wanting her abortion rights. now back to smallville

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: *spits out pepsi all over* OMG!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious! How did you ever come up with that!:rotfl: :rotfl:

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us...Clark feels the "Superman- thing" is a little too much pressure. He's traded in the red jacket for a half shell and turtle power. Now back to Smallville.

[Krypton935]

If you're just joining us, Martha and Lois died on the plane. Now back to Smallville.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, Clark has discovered his new winterfresh breath. From now on he'll be known as Clark "Sub-Zero" Kent. FINISH HIM!!!! Now back to Mortalville Kombat.

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by Krypton935
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: *spits out pepsi all over* OMG!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious! How did you ever come up with that!:rotfl: :rotfl:


thanks :cool:





if you are just joining us clark goes to spencer gifts at the mall buys fake dog poo puts it in the kitchen and martha gets so mad she has Shelby put to sleep.

ok ok thats mean and i dont want shelby kuilled but anyway.

[TheOriginalKal-el]

If you're just joining us, we hope you realize you're late and have missed half the show. Now back to Smallvile...

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

If you are just joinig us, Zod has taken over the world and you missed it, how do you feel now? Now back to Smallville.................

[boogalou86]

Originally posted by warriorrenegade
If you're just joining us Clark rifles through his closet deciding what to wear. "red-jacket, red-jacket ,red-jacket....What to wear?" . Now back to SV.



If you're just joining us Clark rifles through his closet deciding what to wear. "red-jacket, red-jacket ,red-jacket....What to wear?...Oh, wait...blue jacket..." Now back to SV

[thehenry89]

if your just joining us clark and zod have decided to settle the fate of humanity with the ancient art of team dance fighting. in one corner zod lana and lionel in the other clark chloe and PETE!!!!!!! WTF.... uh i mean and now back to smallville.

[boogalou86]

If your just joining us...Clark has returned to Smallville with another L...Luke Skywalker, they both have rings and are yelling, "Wonder Twins, UNITE" and now back to Starville uh Star War...no SMALLVILLE

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, Chloe and Jimmy were caught "makin copies". Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us chloe gets out of the mob and goes into the daily planet where she sees jimmy photo copying his butt.


if you are just joining us Zod goes to the fortress and asks Jor El to play him if a movie is ever made.

[thehenry89]

countinued from above

if your just joining us jor-el has agreed on the condition that lexzod stop lusting after his son now back to smallville

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us Zod asks lana if she has the notion. lana asks what notion. . Zod replies Do you have the notion to......rock the boat.. to rock the boat baby.

if you are just joining us lex tries out the effects of kryptonite on M&M's and when they come to life he says "wow they do exsist".

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...jackets are red, jackets are blue, if you think Lana knows anything, then shame on you.

[chlarkfan333]

If you're just joining us, Lois Lane is still is still unconcious.

If you're just joining us, Lexod just pulled a Mary Poppins.

If you're just joining us, don't worry you haven't missed it all: the 'gratuitous violence' continues.

If you're just joining us, Lana Lang has just been impaled by her boyfriend. (sorry, couldn't resist posting that one.:lol: )

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us the "ZOD" has been replaced with the Jimmy and Green Arrow comedy hour.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lana has finally found out where Fez is from you son of a beech. Now good day!!

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us Jimmy looks a lot like eric summers now back to smallville.

if you are just joining us Lana has been impregnant by an Alien and it hatches inside her and rips thru her stomach.

[SVfan26]

If you are just joining us, Martha has entered the FOS and Jor-El has asked her to marry him since JK is out of the picture, and he is Kal-El's bio-daddy afterall. And when Martha questions him; "But you're just a "memory", a "voice"... how would we prove our love to each other physically." To which Jor-El quickly replies; "Oh cmon babe, haven't you seen Howard Stern's 'Private Parts'? You, me(voice) & a microphone, which are connected to a big speakers/amp... you won't regret it. You'll be calling me 'Hummer' ever after."

Now back to the season premiere of Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

^^^ lol thats messsed up lol

[chlarkfan333]

Originally posted by SVfan26
If you are just joining us, Martha has entered the FOS and Jor-El has asked her to marry him since JK is out of the picture, and he is Kal-El's bio-daddy afterall. And when Martha questions him; "But you're just a "memory", a "voice"... how would we prove our love to each other physically." To which Jor-El quickly replies; "Oh cmon babe, haven't you seen Howard Stern's 'Private Parts'? You, me(voice) & a microphone, which are connected to a big speakers/amp... you won't regret it. You'll be calling me 'Hummer' ever after."

Now back to the season premiere of Smallville.

Or, *Enter the Oracle aka Lion-El*

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...you, me, and pie makes 3.

[thehenry89]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
if you are just joining us Zod asks lana if she has the notion. lana asks what notion. . Zod replies Do you have the notion to......rock the boat.. to rock the boat baby.



lol i was just listening to that song:rotfl: :rotfl:

[TomFanSpace]

if you are just joining us.. Lana has just received her 2,968,365th small concussion,but she will be fine and now back to Smallville.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us... the character of Lana will now be played by Rosie O'Donnell. Now ba- uh... uh oh...Unfortunately, it seems Zod doesn't like being called "cutie patootie". Guys? *sniff* Can we do something about the burning flesh smell in here? Wow.. *sniff*... suddenly I'm craving bacon... back to Smallville.

[TomFanSpace]

If your just joining us..then why didn't you bring us something to eat and lots of drama on the show to and now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us Zod has a crush on that strawberry blonde chick from sorority boys and he doesnt mind the big booty.

[thehenry89]

if your just joining us clark has sobbed himself to sleep over a pile of empty pie plates and 5 gallons of milk now back to smallville

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...kneel before Zod. I didn't say Simon says!!!

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us im going to kryptonsite where people actually give a damn about what i have to say.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us this episode is gonna go by fast. Should've been 2 hours long. Now back to whatever is on 3 hours before Smallville.

[TomFanSpace]

If your just joining us..Clark is wearing white flannel after Labor Day and people are shocked and now back to Smallville. hehe

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...eenie meenie minie mo, freakin' Lana's such a ho', if she hollers give her a throw, eenie meenie minie mo...

[thehenry89]

lol yeah she is

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us clark meets a chick in the phantom zone that just wont shut up.


if you are just joining us jor el connects to lionel and flys to the fortress but half way there jor el loses the connection and lionel falls to his doom. kind of makes you think that you should have payed the extra 2 bucks for broadband. now back to smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Clark and Lana are both related to Billy Jo-El, hence the bad driving....Ewwww!!!!!!!

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by xrayvision
If you're just joining us...Clark and Lana are both related to Billy Jo-El, hence the bad driving....Ewwww!!!!!!!



lol:rotfl: :rotfl:

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...sorry to disappoint you, but after the first 5 minutes, there is no more Zod to kneel before. Now back to a Zod-less, pie-ful Angstville.

[TomFanSpace]

If your just joining us..we decided to combine all of our shows into one,so stay tuned for America's Next 7th Small Gilmore Supernatural Tree..and now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us i forgot to eat dinner so ill be back to smallville.

[myankskent]

If you're just joining us, you will likely help to get this show cancelled for next year because of a lack of ratings in the 8pm-8:30pm hour, and now back to the 6th(final?) season of Smallville.

[Silent Kal]

Originally posted by xrayvision
If you're just joining us...Clark and Lana are both related to Billy Jo-El, hence the bad driving....Ewwww!!!!!!!

If you're just joining us, Zod's been looking for an Uptown Girl, who's been living in her whitebread world... meanwhile, Clark is has been pining for Lana for the longest time--whoa-OH-oh--for the longest time--whoa-OH-oh--for the longest time... and Brainiac just claimed he didn't start the fire--yeah, the fire's been burnin since the world's been turnin...

Okay, I think I've successfully run this joke into the ground.

Now, back to Smallville.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us I'm turning cartwheels seeing Silent Kal again!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigville]

If you're just joining us, you must have:

a.) finished house chores
b.) got home from work
c.) woke up
d.) took a #2

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us tom welling just quit the show cause they wont let him wear tights and they are replacing him with carrot top.

[beefywellingtom]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
if you are just joining us tom welling just quit the show cause they wont let him wear tights and they are replacing him with carrot top.

:rotfl: :rotfl: you beat me to the carrot top reference. :lol: but have you guys seen carrot top's arms? they're huge!!!!!

back to the 'ville

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by beefywellingtom
:rotfl: :rotfl: you beat me to the carrot top reference. :lol: but have you guys seen carrot top's arms? they're huge!!!!!

back to the 'ville


wow someone else thought of carrot top too lol cool.

ya he does have huge arms. maybe he should be on smallville as some comic with superpowers. that would be a good episode




if you are just joining us Pete returns but is being recasted with Stan Lee.

if you are just joining us jimmy olsen tells chloe he loves her and wants to be together but she has to send him 25,000 dollars to nigeria so he can get home dr. phil finds it highly suspicious.

[thehenry89]

if your just joning us we have breaking news lana i repeat lana has actually said something interesting and intellegent. in a related story lexzod having heard said statement impales lana on large spike, but of course this being smallville she's up and walking again in under 2 minutes.back to smallvile.

[SVfan26]

If you are just joining us, you're early. Now back to the (now very short) wait for the season premiere of Smallville.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, Zod has discovered Clark's porn stash. Nothing like a little north by northwest action. Now back to Smallville.

[PKII]

If you are just joining us.... the Kryponsite message boards are starting to overload.... now back to the show.

If you are just joining us..... Lana didn't get knocked out and seen Clark use his super powers....

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us clark flew wait no it was a super jump no he flew no it was a jump no he flew.

[djpnutz]

if you're just joining us... I don't know wtf is happenng because Time Warner kinda forgot to replace the WB in time for all the season premieres. Good Job!

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, I'm weeping inside for djpnutz...

[PKII]

If you are just joining us.... someone was playing with a magnet too close to the DVR and erased our copy of Smallville. This episode will air tonight at midnight.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us lana and zod are in a boat and a krypto frog whispers in zods ear "you got to kiss the girl na na na na"

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...I CLAIM FAME TO THIS "If you're just joining us" Thread :)

Arghh....but really...here is my offering...

If you're just joining us...The CW SCREWS HAWAII....

We cannot even say "Now back to Smallville", because it is NOT BEING AIRED!!! >:(

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...don't tell Zod to talk to the hand.

[Spirit Detective]

If you're just joing us, then kneel before the cw!

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us that episode was totally rocking dudes.

[TomWellingLover122]

I missed the premiere, can comeone tell me what happened!!!!!!!!:(

[Kryptonian-Ronin]

Clark is back.
Zod is gone, maybe.
Jor-el is gone, maybe.

That is all

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Hi you've reached the Geek Squad voicemail of Jimmy Olsen...I will be at the Daily Planet for 30 more minutes so leave your name, number and problem and I will get back to you at 9PM. <BEEP!>

[Thesis]

If you are just joining us, Chuck Norris took over the CW

[Kryptonian-Ronin]

Originally posted by Thesis
If you are just joining us, Chuck Norris took over the CW

[Fly by guy]

If your just joining us, you'll love that look on Clark's face when he digs his head out of the dirt after Zod tossed his butt. Just call him Norris, Zod Norris.:lol:

[Thesis]

Originally posted by Thesis
If you are just joining us, Chuck Norris took over the CW


lol...more Zod/Norris collabos

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...THIS SEASON, Clark Kent is Stalker...Lex's Stranger

[Spirit Detective]

If you're just joining us, a truck has just plowed into the impala...oh wait wrong show.

[chole_fan]

Originally posted by Spirit Detective
If you're just joining us, a truck has just plowed into the impala...oh wait wrong show.

:rotfl:

Oh, and if you're just joining us, the premiere aired over 24 hours ago, a little slow on the uptake aren't ya?

[lilkoolmaria]

I you're just joining us... Clark turned out to only be a semi-dumbass in this episode. His contrats party will premire next week... now back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Jimmy...you're mommy called and said it's time for the 2 of you to go shopping for sweaters and bow-ties.

[lilkoolmaria]

Lol ^^

If you're just joining us... Zod and Clark had a staring contest and Zod lost because his heat vision went into action when he saw Lois walking by in a tanktop... now back to Smallville.

[lastdaughterofkrypton]

If you are joining us Lana got half crucified because she wasn't tall enough to get the whole deal, now just half of the humanity can be forgiven....the pink half... Now back to our show.

[lilkoolmaria]

If you're just joining us.... Lana got stabbed in the hand. 'Nuff said..... now back to Smallville.

[lastdaughterofkrypton]

If you are just joining us the horrid red jacket survived...what? did you expected something different... now back to Smallville.

[Doomsday04]

if your're just joining us... lana got stabbed in the hand and almost all the smallvile fans erupted with cheers. Now back to smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lana's manly screams are scaring me.

[Spirit Detective]

If you're just joining us, Lana has undergone radical electroshock therapy.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...TPTB have just undergone radical electroshock therapy....what hole through whose hand???

[Spirit Detective]

Originally posted by xrayvision
If you're just joining us...TPTB have just undergone radical electroshock therapy....what hole through whose hand???

If you're just joing us, TPTB have gotten their cuesticks amputated. Now back to Supernatural, I mean Smallville.

[jimmyolsenblues]

how come no "if you're just joining us?"

[Ares]

You should turn the channel to NBC the office - cuz this episode is stupid.