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RedPhoenix23
09-25-2006, 02:56 PM
Lexod: "Kneel Before Zod!!"

Lana: "Maybe you underestimated me."

superhippie2000
09-25-2006, 03:21 PM
Jimmy: whoa they grow them big in kansas.

RedPhoenix23
09-26-2006, 04:19 AM
Opps, I forgot about that one. Meh, it's only Jimmy. ;)

Lexgirl33
09-26-2006, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
Lexod: "Kneel Before Zod!!"

Probably the Line of the episode

PKII
09-27-2006, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Lexgirl33
Probably the Line of the episode I bet Clark has a great quote for Zod right before he sends him back to the PZ Muhahahaha :)

superhippie2000
09-27-2006, 02:57 PM
according to that new review for ZOD.


Jimmy: My first official day at the Planet and the world decides to end!

RedPhoenix23
09-27-2006, 03:49 PM
Damn, I was going to post that one....

Oh well...

Clark: "Everything's changing, I don't know where to go from here."

Martha: "Every world needs its heroes. They inspire us to be who we are."

Lexgirl33
09-27-2006, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
Damn, I was going to post that one....

Oh well...

Clark: "Everything's changing, I don't know where to go from here."

Martha: "Every world needs its heroes. They inspire us to be who we are."

Oh I like that one! Very iconic

smallville-29
09-27-2006, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
Damn, I was going to post that one....

Oh well...

Clark: "Everything's changing, I don't know where to go from here."

Martha: "Every world needs its heroes. They inspire us to be who we are."

Looks Like that parts right after Clark Kicks Zods Butt

RedPhoenix23
09-28-2006, 02:20 AM
Probably. Or else it's a really inappropriate moment for Clark to stand around emo-ing with Martha. :lol:

Lexgirl33
09-28-2006, 10:43 AM
lol yup theres always a little chat

kismet
09-28-2006, 06:12 PM
any new quotes yet?

get the dagger and stop zod

no get it and kill lex or something like that

AndyBear1980
09-28-2006, 06:36 PM
"This isn't because I didn't call you is it?"
"Jimmy Olsen..."

Scooby
09-28-2006, 06:44 PM
Lana: Where are we going?

Zod: Zod doesn't take orders. Zod gives them.

i luv tom welling
09-28-2006, 06:44 PM
FINALLY we get "Kneel before Zod!"

TrevorH
09-28-2006, 06:49 PM
"My father sends his regards.."

AndyBear1980
09-28-2006, 07:01 PM
"You mean, when I laid one on you?" LOL

Ticket2theMoon
09-28-2006, 07:21 PM
"We'll discuss it when I return from your Pentagon." --Lexod

FiveForFighting09
09-28-2006, 07:57 PM
"My father sacrificed himself for Krypton, but he ended up dieing to save me.." or something along those lines...i thought that was a kul line.


this one too....

Lana:"Lex, i almost killed you."

Lex:"Don't worry, i would have done the same thing."

now that one made me laugh

i also thought it was funny every time Lex/Zod spoke in the third person.......

RedKalEL
09-28-2006, 08:18 PM
"You are your fathers son."

"My father sends his regards."

kismet
09-28-2006, 08:20 PM
awesome quote!

Last Hope
09-28-2006, 08:58 PM
What did Jor-El say to Martha when her and Lois were in the Fortress of Solitude?

JTKB44
09-28-2006, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Last Hope
What did Jor-El say to Martha when her and Lois were in the Fortress of Solitude?

YOU ARE THE LIGHT THAT GUIDES KAL-EL SOMETHING LIKE THAT. :p

chole_fan
09-28-2006, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by FiveForFighting09
"My father sacrificed himself for Krypton, but he ended up dieing to save me.." or something along those lines...i thought that was a kul line.


this one too....

Lana:"Lex, i almost killed you."

Lex:"Don't worry, i would have done the same thing."

now that one made me laugh

i also thought it was funny every time Lex/Zod spoke in the third person.......

Yeah, I really laughed at that one too! That's true love for ya, isn't it. :lol:

Oh, and I also liked Jimmy's line when Chloe shot at him "That's not because I never called you back is it?" or something like that.

PKII
09-28-2006, 09:58 PM
Lana: Where is Clark?

KKrazy
09-28-2006, 10:12 PM
It's not a quote, but funny moment when Clark was holding Lois' hand when she was in the hospital, then later just immediately Clark let go. It was hilarous!! I cracked up, lol!!

SSX
09-28-2006, 10:26 PM
Lois: "I think I died and went to heaven."
Clark: "Well I'm glad you're back"

Lastsunofkrypton
09-29-2006, 12:27 AM
"I could not have asked for a brighter light to help guide my son . . ."
Jor-El

Thil_EL
09-29-2006, 01:27 AM
ck-"If there is a way to save everyone you love, wouldn't you risk dying"

now THAT is superman!

metropolis
09-29-2006, 02:33 AM
Chloe: "Don't you have some kind of Kryptonian-English dictionary?"

CallMeClark
09-29-2006, 05:20 AM
Jor-El to Martha: "I could have not asked for a better light to guide my son." *tear*

Chlark Kent
09-29-2006, 05:23 AM
Raya kicks Clark: "Welcome to the Phantom Zone......B!tch"

I may have embellished that a little;)

Lightning Flash
09-29-2006, 07:00 AM
Nam-Ek: "Trust is for the Weak."

Coming from an evil Kryptonian, but so sweet nonetheless.

chlarkfan333
09-29-2006, 09:10 AM
Lexod to Lana. "When I consumed his essence it left an unpleasant taste" (or something to that effect). I loved that line!

jaminer1
09-29-2006, 09:33 AM
"Kneel before Zod" was the best line of the episode.

krpto
09-29-2006, 09:59 AM
Clark: I trusted you.
Nam-ek:Trust is for the weak.
Raya: Your Right (stabs Nam-ek)

Daspoo
09-29-2006, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by krpto
Nam-ek:Trust is for the weak. Wasn't that from Mortal Kombat? LOL... wait, "Pity" is for the weak... my bad. :D

thmallville
09-29-2006, 01:04 PM
Well, seeing as me and smallvilleobsessor17 and wentzcake spent our entire lunch cracking up over a billion lines, it's weird that I can't remember any that haven't been said.

Lexod: *whining* "I want an heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!"

Jor-El: "I could not have wished for a brighter light to guide my son" or something like that... I was laughing. Is that bad? Whoops, already been said. My bad.

Raya+ Everyone else in the PZ: "The house of Ellllllllll!!!!!"

Lana: "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! !!!!!" when she gets her hand stabbed. It sounded like she was practicing her vowels. :p

Lex: "Is that why you're afraid of me?"
Lana: *thinking* No, I'm afraid of you because you're a freakish bald b***ard who controlls everything and is incapable of true love and you stole me away from Clark which wasn't really my fault because you were the one who hired that professional slut to tear us apart and also I dont' love you either, I just think the spaceship is pretty and I want to see it again and take a picture using my camera phone and I couldn't do that unless if I made out with you which was really disgusting, btw, I just want to see the pretty spaceship. Preeeeeeeetty.
OK, so that wasn't a real line. But it should have been!

tk_ravenprime
09-29-2006, 01:20 PM
hi there...

my favorite quote was after clark kneeled and got up and said
"my father says hello"

thmallville
09-29-2006, 01:48 PM
Actually, it was "My father sends his regards" but TW said it in such an undiscernable beast-ish growl, it could be easy to get the words mixed up. hehe.

~Chloe&Clark~
09-29-2006, 02:41 PM
I liked:

Clark: If there was a way to save the people you love, wouldn't you risk dying?

Raya: You really are your Father's son...

Ireallylikethisshow
09-29-2006, 04:47 PM
The quotes are something along these lines:

Lois: If it hurt when I was unconscious, it really hurts now!
***
Jimmy: James Olsen...
Chloe: Since when do you call yourself James?
Jimmy: Uh.... about... around... now?
***
Jimmy: Grow 'em big in Kansas!
***
Lionel: I'm going to have to kill Zod.
Martha: No. I am.

^ I had to laugh when Martha was like "NO I'M KILLING ZOD!"

JTKB44
09-29-2006, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Ireallylikethisshow
The quotes are something along these lines:

Lois: If it hurt when I was unconscious, it really hurts now!
***
Jimmy: James Olsen...
Chloe: Since when do you call yourself James?
Jimmy: Uh.... about... around... now?
***
Jimmy: Grow 'em big in Kansas!
***
Lionel: I'm going to have to kill Zod.
Martha: No. I am.

^ I had to laugh when Martha was like "NO I'M KILLING ZOD!"

I DONT REMEMBER MARTHA SAYING THAT. PROBABLY SHE DID OR DIDNT NO BIG DEAL.

Spirit Detective
09-29-2006, 08:17 PM
Zod: "Zod doesn't take orders, he gives them"

Shadowlord367
09-29-2006, 10:03 PM
"No it was real. I think I'd died and gone to heaven"

"I realized there was nowhere to run. Sometimes you have to stop running and give into your fate"

Or something like that =]

love_smallville
09-29-2006, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by chlarkfan333
Lexod to Lana. "When I consumed his essence it left an unpleasant taste" (or something to that effect). I loved that line!

Me too! I thought it was hilarious

:rotfl:

Smeghead
09-30-2006, 04:01 AM
Funniest line of the evening..

Lana: "Where are you taking me?"

Lex/Zod: "Zod doesnt take orders he gives them"

I just started laughing at that point:rotfl:

Welling_is_pretty
09-30-2006, 08:25 PM
"My Father Sends his Regards" was one of the best lines. TW's delivery was brilliant on that one, I thought. So conifident and snarky at the same time. It seemed very "Supermanish" if you will. I could almost here the snap of a cape in the breeze. :D

MidgardDragon
09-30-2006, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by TrevorH
"My father sends his regards.."

As much as I loved the "Kneel before Zod!" line, *this* has to be the best line of the episode. That entire scene made the episode:

"Kneel before Zod! Kneel!"

*Clark kneels, Zod gives him a hand to get up, Clark plants the \S/ on him, Zod looks shocked*

"My Father sends his regards."

Some of Tom Welling's best acting to date.

Welling_is_pretty
09-30-2006, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by MidgardDragon
As much as I loved the "Kneel before Zod!" line, *this* has to be the best line of the episode. That entire scene made the episode:

"Kneel before Zod! Kneel!"

*Clark kneels, Zod gives him a hand to get up, Clark plants the \S/ on him, Zod looks shocked*

"My Father sends his regards."

Some of Tom Welling's best acting to date.
agreed to all points, Midgard.

metropolis
10-01-2006, 04:07 PM
Wouldn't this have been funny?


"Kneel before Zod!"

Clark looks left, then right.

"Why?"

Duncan
10-01-2006, 05:39 PM
The line was good, but stop blowing it out of proportions... "My father sends his regards" wasn't that 'powerful' and it certainly wasn't the best piece of acting TW ever performed... he has done so much better throughout the years, I'd almost think you're trying to insult him with this :p

"For everything you have done for Kal-El, you have my deepest gratitude... I could not have wished for a brighter light to guide my son. Farewell, Martha Kent" was the best line of the episode for me, btw ;)

MidgardDragon
10-01-2006, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Duncan
The line was good, but stop blowing it out of proportions... "My father sends his regards" wasn't that 'powerful' and it certainly wasn't the best piece of acting TW ever performed... he has done so much better throughout the years, I'd almost think you're trying to insult him with this :p

"For everything you have done for Kal-El, you have my deepest gratitude... I could not have wished for a brighter light to guide my son. Farewell, Martha Kent" was the best line of the episode for me, btw ;)

Obviously that's what you think, I think differently.

PKII
10-01-2006, 07:23 PM
Lana, "Arrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh!"

Spirit Detective
10-01-2006, 07:59 PM
Lana: "Lex, I almost killed you"

(Even though Lana was nowhere close to taking down Zod with the dagger, she says this.) Silly Lana

chlarkfan333
10-02-2006, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by Spirit Detective
Lana: "Lex, I almost killed you"

(Even though Lana was nowhere close to taking down Zod with the dagger, she says this.) Silly Lana

Lex's response was even funnier. "I would have done the same thing."
:lol:

kalelwillfly
10-02-2006, 08:57 AM
"Jor-el sends his regards."

PKII
10-02-2006, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by Spirit Detective
Lana: "Lex, I almost killed you"

(Even though Lana was nowhere close to taking down Zod with the dagger, she says this.) Silly Lana I was trying to figure out when she almost killed Zod after she said that. lol. She never came close...should have said, "I tried to kill you but I failed"

:lol:

last man of krypton
10-02-2006, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by PKII
Lana, "Arrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh!"

Best line! After pausing the video & laughing uncontrollably for about a minute, I rewound & watched it again! No exaggeration: if that scene was simply put into the worst Season 4 episode, totally out of context, it would've turned it into one of the best episodes. It's just brilliant in so many ways:

Instead of simply asking Clark why he had to kill Lex, she quickly hastens to Lex's mansion. Only to be brought back there later to be skewered.

Lex had proven his body was bullet-proof, but a sword swung by teenage girl was going to hurt him? She may as well have tried to hit him with a napkin (would've hurt less too, when napkin-whipped by Zod).

Lana got a freakin' sword shoved through her hand. Not knocked unconcious, not cut, but made into a kebab. That's a golden moment, right up there with being trampled by a horse. :)

love_smallville
10-02-2006, 02:09 PM
Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard when Lana screamed...the look on her face was priceless...

:)


Originally posted by MidgardDragon
As much as I loved the "Kneel before Zod!" line, *this* has to be the best line of the episode. That entire scene made the episode:

"Kneel before Zod! Kneel!"

*Clark kneels, Zod gives him a hand to get up, Clark plants the \S/ on him, Zod looks shocked*

"My Father sends his regards."

Some of Tom Welling's best acting to date.

When "Zod" put his hand out, I was like what does he want Clark to do with it? Kiss it?

I loved the look in Clarks eyes right before he took his hand. Great job on TW's part.

Kryptonian-Ronin
10-02-2006, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by chlarkfan333
Lex's response was even funnier. "I would have done the same thing."
:lol:

the foundation of any healthy relationship, mutual self-destruction.

thmallville
10-02-2006, 02:37 PM
Come on, you guys, let's STOP blowing the Lana scream out of proportion. She OBVIOUSLY had a packet of fake blood taped to her hand, and was just preparing for her acting classes, because Lana secretly wants to be an actress so she can buy every item of clothing that is pink. And she knew that Zod was going to stab her because he passed her a note that said "I am going to stab you soon!" when he was dragging her around town. Anyways, she was practicing her "I'm in pain!" look, as well as practicing her vowels.

Lana: "Aaaaaaeeeeiiiiiooooouuuuu!!!!! *cringes once... twice.... three times*"

hehe.... at least that's how I interpreted it. Maybe y'all think differently, but hey, each to his own.

MyOwnSuperhero
10-02-2006, 03:12 PM
"It left an unpleasant taste when I consumed his essence."

I tell ya, if there's ever a line I didn't ever expect to hear...

smallvillecrazygurl04
10-02-2006, 03:45 PM
My favorite quote has to be

Lex/zod:Kneel Before Zod!

Ticket2theMoon
10-03-2006, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by last man of krypton
Lana got a freakin' sword shoved through her hand. Not knocked unconcious, not cut, but made into a kebab. That's a golden moment, right up there with being trampled by a horse. :)

Both of which were Lex's fault (or the evil presence inhabiting him, at least). So we can count on Lex to be more creative than just knocking Lana unconscious like everybody else does. Even when she actually went unconscious, it was because he was strangling her.

bad3appels
10-03-2006, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by chlarkfan333
Lex's response was even funnier. "I would have done the same thing."
:lol:
i have to admit it,i laughted soo much on this one :rotfl:
i couldn`t believe that he said that to her :lol: ...if that is not love then i don`t know what is :rotfl:

Lobo007
10-03-2006, 11:25 AM
Clark: "Everything's changing, I don't know where to go from here."

Martha: "Every world needs its heroes. They inspire us to be who we are."

The more I thought about this line, the more I realized it seemed reminiscent of the scene from Spider-Man 2 between Peter Parker & his Aunt May when she is packing to move. Weren't AlMiles Producers on both of the Spider-Man Movies?

bobser
10-03-2006, 11:19 PM
Lana to Lex: "You weren't yourself..." :D

Other than that, I enjoyed Clark's line as already mentioned...
"If you could save everyone you love..." and Martha's "heroes" comment.

Jimmy Olsen's use of "CK" was a nice throwback of nostalgia for the Lois and Clark tv series, so I liked that.

Ticket2theMoon
10-04-2006, 08:21 AM
I had been wondering if that was indeed a 'Lois and Clark' -ism, or if they were both throwbacks to something else. Nice touch.

darkraya
12-03-2006, 07:26 PM
kneel before zod! is the greatest quote of this episode .

freefall
12-20-2006, 01:48 PM
The whole exchange between Jor-El and Martha "I could not have asked for a brighter light to help guide my son..." That's just so beautiful. "

And "My father sends his regards" of course! Just plain awesome. Remember Jor-El's words in Hidden? "I hope one day you'll call me father" or something to that effect.

Lois' comment on FOS being heaven - I'd never thought she'd describe it like that. That makes Clark her angel then :)

tibbit78
02-08-2007, 04:23 PM
1) Clark (to Raya): If there is a way to save everyone you loved, wouldn't you risk dying?

Raya (to Clark): You truly are your father's son.

2) Clark and ZOD/LEX

Clark (to Zod/Lex): I won't let you destroy earth, like you did Krypton.

Zod/Lex: Jor-El couldn't stop me, and neither will his son.

Clark: Then I'll die trying.

Zod: But you won't be the only one. These humans you care so much about...Swear your allegiance to me, and I'll allow the ones you love the most to live. Kneel before Zod. Kneel.

Clark: My father sends his regards.

Zod: Jor-El. Aah! (Zod came out of Lex. Lex is once again, Lex, and no longer is Zod).

3) Lois quotes

Lois: Hey, Smallville.

Clark: Hey, how are you feeling?

Lois: Bad enough to know I'm still alive. I guess I have your mother to thank for that. You know, honestly... I don't even remember the plane going down. The cabin lost pressure and I was gasping for breath and then I was at this palace of ice. It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. I was bathed in this warm light and I knew everything was going to be okay. I think I died and went to heaven (Lois Lane was talking about the Fortress of Solitude).

4) Clark and Martha

Clark: I took Raya's crystal to the Fortress for safe keeping. I tried to talk to Jor-El, but he wouldn't---he wouldn't answer. The Fortress is dead. Everything's changing. Dad's gone. I can't talk to Lex. Lana's...I don't know where to go from here.

Martha: I didn't either when I was your age. Just follow your heart...and you'll always do the right thing.

Clark: Maybe some Kryptonians believed the same thing. Jor-El sacrificed himself trying to save Krypton. Raya died saving me.

Martha: Every world needs its heroes, Clark. They inspire us to be better than we are. And they protect us from the darkness that's around the corner.

ck123
01-07-2011, 02:13 PM
Raya:"Welcome to the Phantom Zone"
Lex/zod:so easily beat you , disappinting"

Ck.