make up a meteor freak, its power and how it deals with clark

[kal-el1513]

make up a meteor freak, its power and how it deals with clark!
Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1.21 gigawatts]

Robby McRobberson

His power is invulnerability to Clark's super-toss.

[kal-el1513]

Bobby Drake. Meteor Rocks made his cells 1,000 times denser than they were. under the yellow sun has all the same abilities as clark and no weakness to kryptonite. Only weakness and cath is that like a battery he drains and charges. in a confrentation with clark, his powers temporarily drain and ends up in bell reve in a room where no solar energy is present.

[xrayvision]

Merv McPervson: He would have the ability to control gravity and reverse it to make Clark stick to ceilings. He would mainly use this power on girls so that their clothes fall off. This would also be his main weakness as he would get too caught up in girls while Clark would like a typical BDA fall over himself while trying to catch a glimpse of them and would fall on Merv and break his back.

[Watching Smallville]

Cool idea for a thread. :cool:

Albert Bell. He was caught in the meteor shower while cleaning his stopwatch. He can freeze time for a limited period within a limited distance of where he stands -- like in the same room. He can move objects, steal, or create dangerous situations while time is frozen. After several seconds, people unfreeze. People outside the perimeter do not freeze.

Even Clark is affected, so is faster than superspeed. Clark seems to move in slow motion within the perimeter.

Cllark needs to figure out how to capture from a safe distance. Or maybe he needs to team up with the Flash.

[xrayvision]

Rob Foreman: His power would be blowing high speed wind from his mouth, much like superbreath. His MO would be destroying various property (houses & buildings) by getting paid off by people who would want their not-so-valuable property destroyed for the insurance money (fraud). He could be the villian in the episode where Clark gets superbreath, and he could fight wind with wind. The episode would "blow". :p

[xrayvision]

Ted Umbra: His power is turning himself into a shadow and having the power to manipulate (hurt, kill, or take advantage of) people by attacking their shadows, including Clark. His weakness would be that he can only use his power in daylight, or at night under powerful strobe lights that would allow shadows to exist. The cool thing is his that last name, Umbra, translates to shadow in Latin. Would definitely be one of the creepiest freaks out there.

[Nospam]

Name: Lana Lang

Powers: Hyperb1tch, Ultrawhine, Super-Obsessive Power, Inflatable SquirrelCheeks (TM), VacantStare Vision, GuiltReversal Power, and Superficial Love Ray.

Effect on Clark: Long term exposure to subject Lang has resulted in severe damage to the frontal lobe and reasoning centers of the brain. Manifested symptoms in subject Kent include abortive marriage proposal to subject Lang, avoidance of reality, self destructive behaviors, self denial, damage to interpersonal relations, depression, nausea, vertigo, skin rash, hypertension, and constricted an@l sphincter. Continued exposure to subject Lang will result in coma and ultimately death.

End of report.

[1.21 gigawatts]

Al Gough. He has the power to make up any power he wants at any time. Also has the power to create new types of kryptonite and butcher a storyline.

His effect on Clark is that he will perpetually be in love with Lana Lang and never realize his destiny-- therefore, sending the entire world plummetting into a new world war.

[Shadowknight]

Originally posted by Nospam
Name: Lana Lang

Powers: Hyperb1tch, Ultrawhine, Super-Obsessive Power, Inflatable SquirrelCheeks (TM), VacantStare Vision, GuiltReversal Power, and Superficial Love Ray.

Effect on Clark: Long term exposure to subject Lang has resulted in severe damage to the frontal lobe and reasoning centers of the brain. Manifested symptoms in subject Kent include abortive marriage proposal to subject Lang, avoidance of reality, self destructive behaviors, self denial, damage to interpersonal relations, depression, nausea, vertigo, skin rash, hypertension, and constricted an@l sphincter. Continued exposure to subject Lang will result in coma and ultimately death.

End of report.

L.O.L.


Name: John John

Power: The ability to make any pie at any time.

Weakness to Clark: Too many to list, Clark loves pie!

[Keldaz]

Power: Gives you the rush of love.

Uses it for everything in his life.

The fotw uses it on Lana, she falls in love with Clark. The fotw uses it on Clark, it becomes the opposite effect, he hates everybody he sees. He kills the fotw in one punch and comes after Lana, Lana dies.

COULD IT BECOME ANY BETTER!??!?!?!? MUHAHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHHWAHWAHWAHHWAHWAHWAHHWAHWAHEHEH EHEOEHIWHIHIHIIHHUHUHUH

DIIIEE!

[Eckyboy]

Continuity boy. everytime someone ignores or pretends that something in a previous episode never happened Continuity Boy will appear with his enormous stick and proceed to batter people over the head whilst saying powerful statements such as"Lana Clark saved your life last week and dont you forget it." or "are you forgetting that he treated you like dirt last week and tried to kill you? even if he was possessed for the upteenth time." Continuity Boy is really Dr Black Bob McGonagal a member of Lexs top Medical team who got sick and tired of standing by in Metropolis. Oh and Xrayvision, Merv McPervson is a work of total genius! Also loved Nospam and Gigawatts ideas. Brilliant Thread!

[InAFlash]

Bobby Oats or Mr. B.O. He was engaged in strenuous excercise and was sweating profusely during the day of the second meteor shower. A nearby meteor hit and his armpits now give off the most disgusting odor you can imagine. But the only person who can smell this obnoxious body odor is Clark and any other Kryptonian. Humans do not smell this foul odor. Whenever Clark gets within 20 feet of him he becomes faint and dizzy and if exposed for too long will collapse or even vomit. The problem is that he's a real ladies man and he's putting the moves on Chloe and Lois and even Lana. He tries to warn them of Bobby's true intentions but they just think he's jealous. They all find Bobby so attractive they refused to listen to him and he can't get close enough to Mr. B.O. to stop him.

So how does he stop Mr. B.O.? He comes up with a deoderant that has just enough lead in it to suppress the odor coming from Bobby's armpits. He plants this deoderant stick in Bobby's locker at the fitness club where he is a member. After Bobby uses the deoderant Clark is now immune to Mr. B.O. He can now get close enough to rough him up a little and warn him to stay away from his friends.

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by InAFlash
Bobby Oats or Mr. B.O. He was engaged in strenuous excercise and was sweating profusely during the day of the second meteor shower. A nearby meteor hit and his armpits now give off the most disgusting odor you can imagine. But the only person who can smell this obnoxious body odor is Clark and any other Kryptonian. Humans do not smell this foul odor. Whenever Clark gets within 20 feet of him he becomes faint and dizzy and if exposed for too long will collapse or even vomit. The problem is that he's a real ladies man and he's putting the moves on Chloe and Lois and even Lana. He tries to warn them of Bobby's true intentions but they just think he's jealous. They all find Bobby so attractive they refused to listen to him and he can't get close enough to Mr. B.O. to stop him.

So how does he stop Mr. B.O.? He comes up with a deoderant that has just enough lead in it to suppress the odor coming from Bobby's armpits. He plants this deoderant stick in Bobby's locker at the fitness club where he is a member. After Bobby uses the deoderant Clark is now immune to Mr. B.O. He can now get close enough to rough him up a little and warn him to stay away from his friends.

Ah, what creative minds we have here. This was hilarious. Mr. BO. How funny would it be seeing Clark pass out from that smell. It would be funny if Lex was to see that happen and think that sweaty gym socks and shirts were like kryptonite to Clark. "The world under the arm is their poison!!!".


Originally posted by Eckyboy
Continuity boy. everytime someone ignores or pretends that something in a previous episode never happened Continuity Boy will appear with his enormous stick and proceed to batter people over the head whilst saying powerful statements such as"Lana Clark saved your life last week and dont you forget it." or "are you forgetting that he treated you like dirt last week and tried to kill you? even if he was possessed for the upteenth time." Continuity Boy is really Dr Black Bob McGonagal a member of Lexs top Medical team who got sick and tired of standing by in Metropolis. Oh and Xrayvision, Merv McPervson is a work of total genius! Also loved Nospam and Gigawatts ideas. Brilliant Thread!

Thanks. Someone recently told me that SNL has a character called Merv the Perv. Talk about minds thinking somewhat alike. I like Ted Umbra better, since he has powers that would be very creepy and it would be hard to find out his identity.

But the residents of Smallville would be doomed if Continuity Boy were to ever show up. Martha Kent would get her ass kicked for even talking to Lionel. Same with Clark for never visiting Pete and Lana with Henry Small and Chloe with her Gabe. :)

[xrayvision]

Luciano Luthor:

He would have opera powers that would cause Lionel to do magnificently bastardtastic things whenever he sings. His influence over Lionel would cause multiple electroshock therapies for Lex and would have Lana placed forever in the Clark Room so she can be tormented by secrets & lies forever. When she finally puts the pieces together and finds out Clark's secret, he will sing and cause Lionel to also give her electroshock therapy to make her forget and put her back to square 1.

[Spirit Detective]

Name: Chloe Sullivan

Abilities: Deus Ex Machina, Brain Inter-Active-Construct, Chloevage

Description: During the first Meteor Shower, Chloe Sullivan landed in Smallville in a black ship the size of a Kal-El's craft. Her body spewed out of the base of the black ship and assumed the form of a blond Lois Lane. Chloe has the ability to solve any problem and hack any computer system.

Effect: Ms. Sullivan uses her "Chloevage" to keep Clark in BDA trance making him resort to using her to solve all of his problems. Prolonged exposure will prevent Clark from fufilling his destiny.

[Shadowlord367]

Nightmare.

He was being experimented on at luthorcorp, they were working on something with dreams. He was sleeping during the meteor shower and undergoing the experiment. His body dies, but the kryptonite infused dreaming method made him invincible to the meteors, so now at night hes just kind of like a whispy bit of purple cloudy air (for lack of better terms), and he can get in peoples heads and control them, his weakness is light. He feeds of peoples dreams, even more so, their nightmares. Among his targets? Pete Ross, clark Kent.

I know thats lame, but whatever lol.

[Nospam]

Originally posted by Spirit Detective
Name: Chloe Sullivan

Abilities: Deus Ex Machina, Brain Inter-Active-Construct, Chloevage

Description: During the first Meteor Shower, Chloe Sullvan landed in Smallville in a black ship the size of a Kal-El's craft. Her body spewed out of the base of the black ship and assumed the form of a blond Lois Lane. Chloe has the ability to solve any problem and hack any computer system.

Effect: Ms. Sullivan uses her "Chloevage" to keep Clark in BDA trance making him resort to using her to solve all of his problems. Prolonged exposure will prevent Clark from fufilling his destiny.

:lol: Nice. The Chloevage could have that effect.

[Chris1]

I think they should introduce a meteor infected person with wings so it would encourage Clark to get over his fear of heights so he could help that person with their problem of flying.

If it sounds similar to the Smallville book 'Flight'...it is!
But i just think it would make a cool story on Smallville & actually provide development for Clarks character.

[sithius]

Luke Nitro

His power adapts to who is around him. So if Clark confronts him he will then have Clarks abilities. Same goes for MM or even an old woman. He mimics the strongest power source near by within around 100 feet. :S

[Shadowlord367]

Someone who can control life and manipulate it, a geologist, a "REAPER OF THE EARTH"

A botanist, was hit during the meteor shower. Convinced Metroplis is too industrialized, he sets out to change that. Changing the city lights into lakes and mountains and plains of grass. Among his targest? Luthorcorp and the Dialy Planet.

[Balauru]

MIster Gigolo:

has the power of having sex 10 hours withotu stoping!

[Bizzaro1975]

This meteor freak is the opposite of Clark...So he runs super slow, is a super weakling, gets easily sick. etc etc. And clark has to find a way to get him back to being a normal human.

[xrayvision]

Birdturdman:

He has the power of turning whatever he touches into bird sh-t. He would wreak havoc on the Luthor mansion, Lex's cars, and the Luthorcorp building. Clark would end his days by having him touch his face, turning himself into a bird turd, and then super pissing on him to dissolve him away.

Gnal anaL:

She would be the reverse Lana Lang--a girl who never had a boyfriend, who has her life together and is content, even when her friends tell her secrets & lies. Lex & Clark would kill her because none of them could sway her from her ways to go out with them.

Jimmy Testosterone:

He could turn himself into liquid roids and jump into bodies of sports stars after cutting their skin open. He would cause them to fail drug tests and ruin their careers. He would also cut Clark with kryptonite and enter Clark to cause massive rages and make Clark screw Lana, Lois & Chloe into a coma. Lionel would ultimately have to extract him with a kryptonite filled needle/catheter while opera music plays and then inject him into Lex to create the evil Lex Luthor we are all waiting to see.

[Spirit Detective]

Name: Veronica Mars

Abilities: "Free To Be Fearless", Private Investigating, Ipso-Facto

Description: Back in 2004, when Jor-El release Kal-El from his pocket dimension, he also released Veronica Mars. Veronica landed in the seaside town of Neptune, California. There, Veronica quickly assimilated the data in the region in order to find "Kal-El". Veronica Mars is actually an innocent girl named Lindsey Harrison who had been kidnapped, brainwashed, and given superpowers by an artificial intelligence.

Effect: Chloe Sullivan

Approach With Caution

[TKFlash]

Power: control molecules.

Can effectively take away Clarks powers or give himself powers.

[xrayvision]

Angus McLuthor:

He is the long lost Luthor cousin who appears. His powers include materializing specialists when those in need are sick/dying. He becomes Clark's friend, but is horrifically killed by Lex soon after because his initials aren't LL.

[xrayvision]

Alexander Luthor Jr.:

His first words will be "secrets & lies". He will have the power to summon specialists and talk about blondes playing dangerous games. He will get his ass kicked very badly in school and every meteor freak and their mother will be out to kill him. He also has the power of going to the hospital almost 365 days a year. His death will come when his granddaddy puts him through the Luthor passage to manhood---Radical Electroshock Therapy.

[xrayvision]

Patricia Maddy Scott:

Her powers are those of her initials. She was the first recipient of Lex's diamond earrings. She has secretly been tailing Lana off & on for the last year & a half and is using her powers on her. Lois is on a mission to find her & kill her.

[defga]

Name: Jack Burke
Power: weight/density manipulation


He can alter the weight of anything as well as the hardness of it which allows him to lift almost anything he can grip. As long as he is in contact with the object, he can manipulate it. All he has to do is pick up a car and throw it hard; after it leaves his hands it will return to its original weight after a second and hit pretty darn hard. (he cannot harden things or make them weigh more than they already do)

He can also use this on himself to fly and if he carries a car into the atmosphere and bring it down as fast as he can and then hurl it, I think that could even dent the Man of Steel.

Lastly, if he wants to he can corrupt the properties of objects that he touches and deteriorate them. All he has to do is touch Clark and it will do some serious damage no matter how hard his skin is.

Despite all this, he would still be human and frail to Clark and could be hurt knocked out easily. But since Clark cannot fly yet, it would be hard to reach Jack if he were in the air. (Heat vision would work but it would be possibly lethal)

[xrayvision]

^^I like that idea very much. If he could manipulate his own density and make himself dense enough, perhaps Clark won't be able to hurt him, or not as much as a normal human. I think if someone like that would exist & that if they increase their density so much that there is no more space between their atoms, they would fall through the Earth since they would weigh so much (considering that they would be able to keep their mass constant which would violate the conservation of mass, but that's another topic).

Nonetheless, it would be a great idea and one that they have never used before.

[Trooper Max]

Stu Price:

Power: Summon the dead

Story: Stu Price works night shift at a graveyard. In the second metor shower he was trapped in the graveyard. After he was rescued he felt ok. But after a week he saw a body being shipped into the yard for buiral in the morning the next day. The body was left in there and Stu was locking up. He walked near the body and happed to yawn deeply then exhale. As he exhaled some of the breath enterd the body. First the eyes opened to a light green aura. and then the body sat up. And the rest is up to writers.

Eugene Sharp:

Power: Gravity change, in certain radius

Story: Eugene was in a space mission in space orbiting the earth. His ship is dirrectly above Smallville. Has the metor shower came his station was hit so he jumped into an escape pod and headed for earth. He was nearing the ground, he was passed teh clouds now he thought he would make it, when suddently the pod was struck and he came crashing down.

Jacop Bell:

Power: REM Sleep Walker

Story: Jacop was working in a sleep clinic at the time of the shower. He was hooked up a device to patient that could monitor brain signals in time of sleep. At the time, the patient was in REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep. REM sleep dostn last very long, but long enough to make somethign intresting. Well, Bell was standing beside the machine and as the meteors came down the machine was struck, giving him th epower to control any person in REM sleep by only focusing on the and closing his eyes..

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This is a something that isnt too useful but can make some episods interesting, he can be a guy that no one really knows about for a few epiosdes, if it was good enough.

Frank Swan

Power: Change Meteor rocks into differnt types

Story: Was the was of the swan family, also interesting in Smallville. When virgil died he inharited all his property. On the day of the shower he was in Smallville searching for a secret warehouse Virgil had in smallville. He was going to show Clark the warehouse but died before he could. Virgil had been storing all the information he had about kryptonite, and Clark. He had colected each type of meteor rock and had them all in the same room. When Frank discoverd this he feared that Clark could destory the world, he didnt believe anyone could control so much power (like Lex does). He found out Clark's weaknesses and the effects the rocks have on Clark. As the meteor shower hit he was impaled with scapres from all the rocks. He survived. after his power is that he can cahnge any type of meteor rock into any color, thus chaing the power. This could be creative if you mess around with it

[TheoristMaximus]

Charlie McMemory

Has the power to force everyone in the immediate area to distinctly remember key events and scrutinize them, as well as causing all nearby people to become extremely resistant to concussions.

Clark can't figure out a way to save Lex and Lana from him and the story eventually comes down to him telling Chloe to go stop Charlie while Charlie has got a gun to Lana's head and Lex is tied up or something. Chloe gets lucky and narrowly survives along with Lex and Charlie.
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Whitney Fordman

Back from the dead, it turns out the shell which struck Whitney happened to be made out of kryptonite for some stupid reason. Whitney is back from the dead, back in smallville, and has the power to ressurect both Adam and Jason from the dead, and they form the main romantic triangles of season 7, namely
Whitney-Adam-Lana,
Whitney-Jason-Lana,
Whitney-Clark-Lana,
Whitney-Lex-Lana,
Adam-Jason-Lana,
Adam-Lex-Lana,
Adam-Clark-Lana,
Jason-Lex-Lana,
Jason-Clark-Lana,
and Clark-Lex-Lana of course.
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Mr. Myzaplotholik

An amazing meteor freak reveals himself to Clark as the indivudual who helps clark in bizarre, indirect ways through his powers of manipulating reality. Mr. Myzaplotholik reveals that he was the one who allowed Clark and his parents to get to the hospital while being stared down by an evil version of Lex in Onyx, as well as allowing Clark to get Chloe to leave his barn in Devoted. Mr. Myzaplotholik then reveals he was the reason Lana gave Clark the elemental stone in Commencement. When questioned by Clark as to why he did this, Mr. Myzaplotholik responds with, "I was bored."
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Mr. Awkward

A meteor freak who has the power to make everyone say the exact opposite of what they meant to say in the most hurtful manner possible to everyone hearing them. Halfway through this episode, everyone is in tears and hates everyone, except for Lois who suspects the truth about Mr. Awkward, she reveals him and the rest of the episode is spent by everyone apologizing to everyone else about being such a bastard to everyone.

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by Trooper Max
Stu Price:

Power: Summon the dead

Story: Stu Price works night shift at a graveyard. In the second metor shower he was trapped in the graveyard. After he was rescued he felt ok. But after a week he saw a body being shipped into the yard for buiral in the morning the next day. The body was left in there and Stu was locking up. He walked near the body and happed to yawn deeply then exhale. As he exhaled some of the breath enterd the body. First the eyes opened to a light green aura. and then the body sat up. And the rest is up to writers.

Eugene Sharp:

Power: Gravity change, in certain radius

Story: Eugene was in a space mission in space orbiting the earth. His ship is dirrectly above Smallville. Has the metor shower came his station was hit so he jumped into an escape pod and headed for earth. He was nearing the ground, he was passed teh clouds now he thought he would make it, when suddently the pod was struck and he came crashing down.

Jacop Bell:

Power: REM Sleep Walker

Story: Jacop was working in a sleep clinic at the time of the shower. He was hooked up a device to patient that could monitor brain signals in time of sleep. At the time, the patient was in REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep. REM sleep dostn last very long, but long enough to make somethign intresting. Well, Bell was standing beside the machine and as the meteors came down the machine was struck, giving him th epower to control any person in REM sleep by only focusing on the and closing his eyes..

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This is a something that isnt too useful but can make some episods interesting, he can be a guy that no one really knows about for a few epiosdes, if it was good enough.

Frank Swan

Power: Change Meteor rocks into differnt types

Story: Was the was of the swan family, also interesting in Smallville. When virgil died he inharited all his property. On the day of the shower he was in Smallville searching for a secret warehouse Virgil had in smallville. He was going to show Clark the warehouse but died before he could. Virgil had been storing all the information he had about kryptonite, and Clark. He had colected each type of meteor rock and had them all in the same room. When Frank discoverd this he feared that Clark could destory the world, he didnt believe anyone could control so much power (like Lex does). He found out Clark's weaknesses and the effects the rocks have on Clark. As the meteor shower hit he was impaled with scapres from all the rocks. He survived. after his power is that he can cahnge any type of meteor rock into any color, thus chaing the power. This could be creative if you mess around with it

Keep them wheels turnin'!! Wow, you have some good stuff. The Eugene Sharp one is a little far out for them to do in this show, but the others are cool. I love the one with the Swann heir. The Stu Price summoning the dead guy is also cool. Instead of explaining all of them as meteor shower freaks, they could maybe explain them as comatose patients that Lex kidnapped as guinea pigs for his 33.1 experiments.

[defga]

Name: Paul Microbe
Power: Size alteration

Origin: During the second meteor shower in Smallville, Paul was bringing his size changing machine to Lex to add to 33.1 as a weapon. The machine was based upon kryptonite (what isn't) and his car was bombarded by small fragments of the meteor rocks. When he became conscious, he realized that he could change both his size easily and the size of anything that he touches.

He could be a challenge for Clark if he sneaks up on him as many people do andgrab him and shrink him down to a bug size. His strength would be questionable but it would be difficult for Clark to get around in that world. Another thing that Paul could do is shrink himself down to whatever size necessary to enter Clarks body through an ear or mouth or something. Then he could create havoc inside of Clark's body. Lastly, he could grow himself to enormous proportions (as long as he is still able to defy gravity) and fight Clark muscle for muscle. Clark would probably be better and stronger, but how would Paul know what Clark's limits are.

[kal-el1513]

Admirial Voz- is kryptonian and like zod was imprisoned into the zone but with his body and when he escaped he sought out kal el for revenge but when on his journey he came upon yellow kryptonite which mutated him like green k does to humans. so he has yellow sun abilities and some extra powers of his own. so in the end you get a mutated kryptonian.

[xrayvision]

Jerry Douglas:

He conducted an experiment trying to manipulate light rays using energized kryptonite that went wrong. The light particles were altered and when a wave struck his body, they gave him the power to slow or stop even light. His ability would be to control (stop, speed up, slow down) time (including Clark). He would start using his powers to rob banks/stores/other billionaires for Lex. He would be very tough for Clark to stop since Clark would have to catch him just before he manipulates time.

Nick Sage:

He is Lex's plant safety officer who was at the wrong place at the wrong time. His body was bombarded with radiation that allows him to make himself intangible by turning his body into a portal in a way that is somewhat similar to the Spider-Man villian The Spot:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spot_%28comics%29

This would happen if someone like Clark were to lunge at him and go through his body. He could then transport any who go through him to wherever he wants, including the phantom zone (which he would have to learn about before sending anyone there).

[xrayvision]

Lexvis: He is a freak who loved Elvis and patterned his life after Lex. The 2nd meteor shower caused him & his DNA to become a clone of Lex's but with Elvis hair and a jumpsuit. He would use his pink cadillac to run over his victims until Lana crashes into it and totals it. He would cause all kinds of problems for Clark, like showing Shelby he's nothing but a hound dog. He freaks out when Clark steps on his blue suede shoes---his secret weapon. Every time he exits any place he's in, a voice on the PA says "Lexvis has left the building".

[meteor_phreak]

Originally posted by xrayvision
He would cause all kinds of problems for Clark, like showing Shelby he's nothing but a hound dog. i lolled.

[xrayvision]

Lex Trebek: He is a failed meteor induced clone of Lex. He tries to be evil but can't. Instead, he acts like a gameshow host and his primary weapon is annoying the citizens of Smallville by giving them answers & asking for the questions.

[Crusader]

Jelly man

A man was eating a bowl of jelly while the meteor shower struck, leaving his body in the form of a blob of purple jelly.

[xrayvision]

Chloe Sullivan:

One night in the summer after her freshman year, she and Jimmy Olsen were interns working at the Daily Planet and had sex at Jimmy's house while his parents were away. Jimmy prepped up for the evening by putting on a Marvin Gaye record on his parents' turntable. Not knowing the needle was made of kryptonite, he put on "Sexual Healing" only for Chloe to acquire that power upon hearing the song with the kryptonite needle. Chloe finds out the pinnacle of her abilities the next time she has sex with Jimmy (6 years later) and heals him of his little problem.

After finding this out, she hits Clark from behind with a piece of kryptonite and proceeds to "heal" him. Al/Miles notice that this would be the ultimate fantasy of many fans, and rip up the script and throw it in the garbage. A retcon of Chloe's powers is then done. The end.

[xrayvision]

Bill Doug Atkins:

He is a Kryptonian who permanently lost his powers and then became a meteor freak who can make anything turn into pie by just looking at it. Clark truly envies him and wonders how to lose his powers so the same thing happens to him.

[berniepooh]

Zoe White

She was examining various specimens under a microscope during the last meteor shower. Zoe has the ability to see the genetic structure of anything, except lead. She has been advising people to go in for routine medical exams when she detects cancerous tumors and the like. Zoe is a kind person and is fearful of being found out and labeled a freak.
When she encounters Kara and Clark, she immediately realizes they are not human. Zoe's microscopic sight has the effect of tickling Clark and Kara. They giggle uncontrolably.

[xrayvision]

Stan Darsh:

He is a freak who has powers of being opinionated and relentless when he finds fault with someone. He sees Clark wearing red & blue and makes fun of him every day. He challenges Clark to a fashion competition while Martha is trapped in Time-Share Hell.

[xrayvision]

Luke Atter:

He is a freak with a spectrum of visions (x-ray, infra-red, ultraviolet, microwave, etc) who uses his powers to spy & perform other voyeuristic acts. Similar to Linda Lake, he cashes in on his abilities by writing for tabloids and giving info on celebrities and what they do behind closed doors. Lex hires him and gets him a device that taps into his brain & records all the sights he can see to make him the ultimate spy man. Clark eventually stops him when Luke starts his own porno ring.

[wickedwango]

Douglas Porter

Power: Has the ability to control machines

Can be introduced as a tech guy for the DP, Douglas was passing through Smallville carrying high tech computer equipment when he suffered a direct hit from the 2nd meteor shower. As a result he gained the power to control machines and takes on a job at the DP from showing off his good tech 'skills'. His mind soon becomes corrupted and he becomes crazy. The rest can be up to the writers I suppose.

[MBrittan]

Chloe Sullivan

Abilities: Has the ability to control Clark Kent. Has unparrallelled computer hacking abilities. Can teach people from Krypton how to read the english language.

Disadvantages: unsuccessful in relationships with members of the opposite sex. Suffers from "I think of you as a friend Syndrome".

[xrayvision]

Dawg Diddyt: This is a freak who was once a rapper and was infected by kryptonite. His powers cause him to leave the music industry. He has the power to fart through other people's butts and blame it on them, including dogs. He shows up in Smallville clubs & restaurants trying to get a gig but ruins everyone's dates after the as he passes through and they blame each other for the horrible smells. He takes control of Clark's ass and superfarts Lana to the Luthor Mansion, thus finally ending Clana.

[xrayvision]

Dawn Ostroff: She is a freak with the power of sucking people into their TV's and into the world of crappy shows. She sucks Lana in for roles on Gossip Girl & 90210 and keeps her prisoner. Clark no longer having a reason to live with a "Why Me" mentality becomes Superman. Dawn then tries to suck Superman/Clark into Gossip Girl & 90210, but as usual because he's Kryptonian, her powers get messed up and cause the shows to be cancelled, releasing Lana and ending Dawn's life by trapping her in crappy forgotten DVD sets sold in the 10 for a dollar bin at Wal-Mart & Best Buy.

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Scrooge McLuthor: He is a long lost cousin of Lex's who shows up and takes over the mansion while Lex is gone. He becomes a freak who gets the power to swim super fast----in money. He builds a tall, hollow skyscraper that he fills with golden coins and takes daily swims in it. He befriends Clark and has his eyes on Clark's wallet. He even starts a Clark's Wallet Obsession Room & comes up with a master plan to add Clark's loose change to his collection.

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Dawg The Ostroff Hunter: The most loved meteor freak of all of Smallville's history. This freak has all the powers necessary to kill the evil Ostroff & counteract all the trashy, prostitute-infested entourage that hangs out with her. Has anti-Paris Hilton breath and most importantly has powers to open portals to the CW's "Phree-to-be-Phired" Zone.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl:

[SmallvilleStud]

I posted a guy like this in a similar thread:

Adam Parkers

Power:Has the powers to make people see, here,smell, and feel things that aren't there (kind of like silver kryptonite) his illusions would be so real that they can even affect Clark. He is so powerful you could die from his illusions.

Back-story:
He was a famous illusionist in the middle of a show in Smallville when the second meteor shower hit.

[xrayvision]

I posted a guy like this in a similar thread:

Adam Parkers

Power:Has the powers to make people see, here,smell, and feel things that aren't there (kind of like silver kryptonite) his illusions would be so real that they can even affect Clark. He is so powerful you could die from his illusions.

Back-story:
He was a famous illusionist in the middle of a in Smallville when the second meteor shower hit.



Sounds cool, I'd like to see someone like this on the show. I made a freak named Ted Umbra whose powers included turning himself into a shadow and entering a shadow realm where he could kill people by attacking their shadows. I liked it so much that I added him in one of my fanfics.

[SmallvilleStud]

Sounds cool, I'd like to see someone like this on the show. I made a freak named Ted Umbra whose powers included turning himself into a shadow and entering a shadow realm where he could kill people by attacking their shadows. I liked it so much that I added him in one of my fanfics.

Your guy sounds awesome! Maybe our to villians could team up? lol

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That would be cool. :)

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Dr. Agile: He is a costumed contortionist freak. He uses his ability to fold himself into a box and hide from Clark. As Clark charges towards him, he does cartwheels to get out of the way & jumping jacks to mock Clark. He then does somersaults and slaps Clark around in the face. Clark finally gets so pissed that he takes Dr. Agile, bends him around, and shoves his head up his ass & into his sphincter. Dr. Agile is forced to buy Lexative, Luthorcorp's leading brand of laxative, to crap his own head out his ass.

Dr. Agile is seen in the episode Dr. Agile:

http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4505739&postcount=225

[Who]

Tate Taylor:

Has the ability to make people dress up in silly outfits. Zaps Clark and forces him to wear a blue suit with a giant S on the front with a red cape at the back.

[shadoo]

Ted Umbra: His power is turning himself into a shadow and having the power to manipulate (hurt, kill, or take advantage of) people by attacking their shadows, including Clark. His weakness would be that he can only use his power in daylight, or at night under powerful strobe lights that would allow shadows to exist. The cool thing is his that last name, Umbra, translates to shadow in Latin. Would definitely be one of the creepiest freaks out there.



O GrEaT ProPHEt, prediCt AnOther!!!!!


Mr Shadow
http://smallville.wikia.com/wiki/Randy_Klein

[Syn]

Sammy Thompson:
Ability to raise the dead as phantoms, but only within a certain distance of himself; the further the phantom gets the weaker they get until they ultimately fade. Naturally they do whatever he wants them to because without him keeping them "alive", they'd just die again. Maybe one day he screws up and resurrects the phantom copy of Clark, who possesses Sammy to solve the him having to listen to him problem, who then finds Lana and they live happily ever after. 0_o

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Joe Cam-El: A chain-smoking meteor freak who shows up claiming to be Clark's long lost cousin & son of Nim-El (Jor-El's twin brother from the comics). Unfortunately, the cigarettes that give him his powers are green-k based and he's at a bar one night when Clark is out on his first date with Lois. He smokes so much that Clark passes out at the table & falls face-first in the pee soup Joe Cam-El peed in. Joe nicknames Clark "Captain Pee-pee".

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Justin Capab-El: This meteor freak thinks he's Kryptonian and is an utter screwup. He has powers that are between those of a normal person & those of a superbeing like Clark. He has mediocre-speed where he can outrun a bus but not a bullet. He also doesn't have the coordination that those who run fast need, which leads to him tripping over things and causing all sorts of traffic accidents due to his average grade invulnerability that is stronger than a Hummer but weaker than a semi. This guy is just bad news for everyone---heroes & villains.