If You're Just Joing Us.. ''....''

[Kalel x2x2]

'If You're Just Joining us you missed half of this years finale' ... now back to smallville

[FallenStar]

If your just joining us, go try to sleep for the next day and a half , cuz your a bit early

[Pal-El]

Damn! I was sure it was on tonight:mad:

[Donnie Brasco]

I know :lol:

[Jason_Bourne]

If you're just joining us, Chloe gave clark a tongue sandwich and he loved it, now back to the show! :D

[Kryptonian_unforgiven]

If your just joining us, Jonathan has been revived in The Fortress Of Solitude in exchange for Lana.Now,back to Smallville

[photogirl]

If you're just joining us Clark and Lois are now married! Now back to smallville.

[*And he shall fly*]

if youre just joining us, go grab me a soda all this talking makes me thirsty! :rolleyes:

[Krypton935]

If you are just joinig us this thread is way to early and so are you. Now back to Smallville

[FallenStar]

If your just joining us, Lex has decided to use his newfound powers to become the next David Blaine and trap himself in a bowl of Lava for the next 7 days

[Pal-El]

Lava??:eek: :eek:

[Krypton935]

^^cool maybe the powers will wear off half way through ;)

If you are just joining us Lana dives in after Lex :D Now back to Smallville

[FallenStar]

Originally posted by pal-el
Lava??:eek: :eek:

lava. . .:lol:


Originally posted by Krypton935
^^cool maybe the powers will wear off half way through ;)

If you are just joining us Lana dives in after Lex :D Now back to Smallville

:rotfl:sicko. But in a good way. LMFAO.:rotfl:

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...may your power never go out on your TV...now back to Smallville

[photogirl]

If you're just joining us smallville has been blown up and this is actually the series finale!! Now, back to smallville!!

[RedPhoenix23]

Blasphemy! Smallville will NEVER end!!! Now back to Smallville. :D

[PKII]

If you're just joining us.... shame on you. You missed the good part. :p

[RedPhoenix23]

If you're just joining us....we will NEVER let this joke die! Now back to Smallville.

[Kidd]

If you're just joining us.... Why the fudge are you joining us so late? Now back to Smallville!

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us then pull up a chair and watch the whole season of SV before you see the Finale. I started last night;)

Now back to Smallville

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us ZOD IS COMMING ZOD IS COMMING run for your lives.

[Krypton935]

^^^No I can take on Zod;)
If you are just joining us I am more excited for this eppy then I was fo rany other one (besides maybe Arrival) in season 5

Now back to Smallville.

[Rosey]

If you're just joining us get ready for Lex's memory wipe. Maybe two. :rolleyes:

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us Brainiac has sent out a computer virus and spammers have been destroyed.

If you are just Joining us Lex now knows how it feels to be shirtless tied down to a metal table.

If you are just joining us Lex was told by Lana to go and get some hot dogs for a cook out and lex goes to the kent farm uses heat vision on shelby. (get it hot dog...lol...ok its stupid)

If you are just joining us season 5 is over and season 6 hasnt started filming yet cause if they did MR wouldnt have a crewcut on american idol.


If you are just joining us Lana has been killed off and is the one possesing lex.

if you are just joining us Zod had said Kneel before zod and lex tells him he only does that for clark.

if you are just joining us lex found out he can time travel and went back in time to when he was on the island and stoped the "others".

[myankskent]

Originally posted by Rosey
If you're just joining us get ready for Lex's memory wipe. Maybe two. :rolleyes:

My patience is running out with these memory wipes and time reversals. This is not something that should happen in a season finale. It's so cheap.

[Rosey]

Originally posted by FallenStar
If your just joining us, Lex has decided to use his newfound powers to become the next David Blaine and trap himself in a bowl of Lava for the next 7 days Did you maybe mean to say a "bowl of Lana" instead? Now that would really be something! :lol:

[SVfan26]

If you're just joining us, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST xx MINUTES!!??

;)



(I will actually be working, but God loves me and created the most wonderful creation known to man, the TIVO!)

[xrayvision]

Lana brains. Mmmm, tasty.

If you're just joining us...Lex got a disease from Zod---now that just sounds sick!!

[superhippie2000]

If you are just Joining us Lana will no longer be on the show, Lois dies, chloe gets hit hard and loses her memory and is told she is really lois, martha falls inlove with lionel, lionel learns to shape shift, zod has a zit that if its poped it will cover an area larger the austriala, and shelby has learned to use the newspaper.

[Silent Kal]

dang, superhippie. you sure that's not a 90-minute episode???



If you're just joining us, the part of Zod will be played by AlMiles, who will keep switching places throughout the rest of the episode. Finally, a villain worth fighting! And now, back to Smallville.


If you're just joining us, Clark has been incapacitated and Chloe has single-handedly saved the world by the power of the mighty Chloevage. Hypnotized, Zod himself has kneeled before her... And for some reason, now I'm having trouble remembering what my last line was...wowza. Oh, right, something about "Smallville."

[tygershot]

If you're just joining us...Lana had super sex with Lex...now back to Lanaville!

[Rosey]

Originally posted by Silent Kal
If you're just joining us, the part of Zod will be played by AlMiles, who will keep switching places throughout the rest of the episode. Finally, a villain worth fighting! And now, back to Smallville. :rotfl:


If you're just joining us, Clark has been incapacitated and Chloe has single-handedly saved the world by the power of the mighty Chloevage. Hypnotized, Zod himself has kneeled before her... All hail the mighty Chloevage! :eek:

[RedPhoenix23]

If you're just joining us... Zod's evil plan was just revealed! It wasn't world domination, he wanted to be implanted into the body of a Lex clone so that he could be the one to tap Lana!! :eek::eek: Now back to Smallville.

[mortalreckoning]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
If you are just joining us Brainiac has sent out a computer virus and spammers have been destroyed.

If you are just Joining us Lex now knows how it feels to be shirtless tied down to a metal table.

If you are just joining us Lex was told by Lana to go and get some hot dogs for a cook out and lex goes to the kent farm uses heat vision on shelby. (get it hot dog...lol...ok its stupid)

If you are just joining us season 5 is over and season 6 hasnt started filming yet cause if they did MR wouldnt have a crewcut on american idol.


If you are just joining us Lana has been killed off and is the one possesing lex.

if you are just joining us Zod had said Kneel before zod and lex tells him he only does that for clark.

if you are just joining us lex found out he can time travel and went back in time to when he was on the island and stoped the "others".


dang...I needed that laugh after the day I just had at work :lol:
ROFLMFAO :rotfl:

[superhippie2000]

no prob.

[jimmyolsenblues]

If you just joining us, then you missed both Brianiac and Zod , spanking the snot out of Clark. (The last 30 minutes Clark turns it around with, "You want to step outside Zod?")

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us lexod just joined brainiac and clark in a round of the hokey pokey. zod left lex's body when he realised how stupid this game really is.

[Silent Kal]

Lexod: So you put your right foot in, just to take it out again? And you don't get to kill anyone or beat anyone into submission? This is totally BOGUS. I'm outta here. *whoosh*

Lex: *dazed* Wha-happen? And why am I naked?

Brainiac: That's what it's all about.

[superhippie2000]

^^:rotfl:

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, I'm gonna miss all this while waiting for Season 6. Now back to Smallville.

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us than you missed a lot so I suggest you leave and just wait for the dvd to come out. Now back to Smallville

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us the person who made this thread spelled joining wrong and has been stabbed with a krypto virus and now has super powers but will soon be killed by kal el

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us Clark has decided to kill Lexbut Lana leeps in front of Lex as the Knife goes towards him and they both get stabbed and fall into comas(I am not a Lexana fan and at least I didn't kill them).;)

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us, Lexana awakened from their coma and are off to "tap" eachother...Now back to Smallville. :D

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, this episode has been brought to you by Homeland Security...Now back the war on Smallville terror.

[myankskent]

If you're just joining us...don't forget to use accuview contact lenses so you can have as good of vision as Clark Kent...And now back to Smallville.

[RedPhoenix23]

And be sure to go to the store in your Ford Fusion to pick up some Lifehouse and Remy Zero - yeah! And don't forget to sure the net using AOL on your Dell Laptop...Now back to Smallville.

[Krypton935]

Oh and you have to listen to your Talon mix cd in your Ford Fusion Now back to Smallville

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, we may actually have a Season Finale where we're not left wondering if one of the main characters is dead. Now ba-.. what's that? Lois and Martha in a plane? Clark has to kill Lex?..oh..same stuff, different season. Now back to Season 4's finale with a twist of Zod.

[myankskent]

If you're just joining us, the jokes on you because there will be no superman returns trailer...and now back to Smallville presented by Accuview Contact lenses, the all new Ford Fusion, Skippy peanut butter and Bounty Paper towels.

[F-Stop Blues]

If you're just joining us Clark happily knealed before Lex (cough,cough).

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, Lana has stumbled upon Lex's panty drawer. Now back to a very "special" Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

previously on smallville lex and lana made kissy face and clark can run really fast and someone said something regarding zod commingand some people died and chloe works at the planet and there was a robot and some vampires and some superjumping people thought was flight but thats just stupid and the fortress and 2 aleins that went into a mirror wich is just a dropped story line and stuff happened with this old guy and he died or something. well anyway the season finale of Smallville

[The_Promise]

If you're just joining us...the ultimate battle between light and dark is about to begin, now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us...A virus is spreading threatening our planet, can Clark stop it and what will be the price?...now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining ...To save the planet and those he loves, Clark has made the ultimate decision, and has made the ultimate sacrifice, himself...now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us death haunts at every turn what can Clark do to save his friend, now back to Smallville

If you're just joining us...Everybody is cheating on everybody and Lana just found Lex and Clark kissing in the Clark Shrine, now back to Smallville.

[redraven]

If you're just joining us Lana was sleeping on Lex and is officially a rebound ****.

[bobser]

If you're just joining us, Chloevage just distracted General Zod from achieving world domination...

If you're just joining us, drunken goats that ate too much Lois' rumcake mistook meteor rocks for grass and now are taking over the world...

If you're just joining us, Lex takes a sip of fancy blue water, opens the file "Uber-evil plan" on his laptop, and is amazed that his fingers are so fast he can X out popops before they pop...

If you're just joining us, Clark superspeeds just in time to!!!...catch the sale on 3-packs of blue-tshirts...

If you're just joining us, the MB finally reveals that Smallville and everyone on it is just a computer program in Level 3 and he's the programmer. He smacks his lips, taunts everyone from Clark to Lex, then deletes the file.


...now back to Smallville.

[TW1977]

If you're just joining us...The S*** just hit the fan!

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

If you are just joining us....where the *ell have you been! You Miss some good *hit! and now back to smallville