If you're just joining us....

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...Tonight's Eppy will not SUCK!...now back to Smallville.

[MidgardDragon]

If you're just joining us...Tonight's episode will rock, and so will Supernatural. THURSDAY IS STILL THE BEST NIGHT OF TELEVISION!

[bunkmania]

If your just joining us........ we still dont know wtf that plastic thing is from the preview

[Shadow116]

If your just joining us...I hope Clark doesn't do anything stupid.
And Now Back To Smallville.

[Krypton935]

if you are just joining us lionel is going to get pummeled by clark (OH YEAH!! :D) now back to SMALLVILLE*voices from above 'ahhh'*

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us lana leaves Lex for brainiac

[Krypton935]

If your are just joining us lana walks into her dorm and sees clark and chloe making out.(LONG LIVE THE CHLARK)

Now back to Smallville without the Chlark :(

[kismet]

if your just joining us lex and clark fight over lana.... sheesh now back to smallville

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us brainiac comes back and tells us all the meaning of the tablets.

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...I get to tag Lois....:) now back to Smallville

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, I have wet my pants in anticipation. Now... Back to Smallville.

[Kal-El1138]

If you're just joining us, have you noticed sometimes we do a mid-show recap, and sometimes we don't? Strange. Now, back to Smallville.

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us then welcome sit back and relax because we still have a long time to go untill Oracle or you can join me and have a Smallville s5 marathon if you recorded it;) Now back to Smallville

[bobser]

If you're just joining us...season five was just Braniacs plot to bring the season of Miltlana. Now back to Smallville.

[KEakaCK]

If you're just joining us...Lana is prego with big foots baby. Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us clark b!tch slaps lionel and lionel becomes jor el and b!tch slaps clark and they a hge catfight breaks out.

[StealthyMakoto]

If you're just joining us, Brainiac has just given Lex his next fix.

[tsebehtsiellivllams]

if you're just joining us, clark has suddenly come to his senses and put on a pair of tights and a red cape and a big blue shirt with a yellow "s" in a diamond. strange.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lionel is going to give Lex the finger since the hand of Dr. Walden is useless to him now.

[KEakaCK]

If your're just joining us...Clark discovered that he's really not an alien. It was all just a dream. He's really just a normal 28 y/o college kid attending University of Kansas.

[Shadow116]

If your just joining us...Lex has hair,SIKE!
NOW BACK TO SMALLVILLE

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us lex goes undercover dressed like a women to see why girls go to the bathroom in groups only to find out all women are aleins and need help adjusting there face masks.

[PKII]

If your just joining us..we will now be seeing the results of Lana's EPT test....

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Cueball will be introducing Lana to Cuestick.

[beefywellingtom]

Originally posted by xrayvision
If you're just joining us...Cueball will be introducing Lana to Cuestick.

OMG that was hilarious!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lana will also be racking the balls.


Originally posted by bunkmania
If your just joining us........ we still dont know wtf that plastic thing is from the preview

Probably Trojans for Lex since like AC said, he's such a tool.

[KEakaCK]

Looked like someone wrapped in a rubberish looking cacoon...:D

[xrayvision]

Or some sort of bubble to protect himself from getting the disease. I just hope that Lana doesn't get defensive and think that he's insinuating her of having a disease, but then again she has no idea of what he's doing with Fine and the virus.

It will be a very interesting episode IMO.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, TPTB have decided to make this entire season a dream. When Martha wakes, Pa Kent will be in the shower. Now, back to Smallville.

[k18]

Originally posted by Krypton935
If your are just joining us lana walks into her dorm and sees clark and chloe making out.(LONG LIVE THE CHLARK)

Now back to Smallville without the Chlark :(

If you're just joining us, lana looks intrigued and joins in the makeout session with Chloe and Clark but Clark sneaks out to get the video camera while Lana and Chloe are steaming up the room, now back to Smallville

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lois will be popping out of Clark's birthday cake.

[Krypton935]

if you are just joining us Clark climbs up a beanstock with a big house at the top. He uses his superhearing and hears a big loud voice saying"Fe Fi Fo Fum I like to suck my thumb"
Now back to Smallville

[Erok-El]

If you are just joining us Lois will be naked at somepoint in the episode. Now back to Loisville.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, the Lexana problem is solved as Rosenbaum has declared his love for me. There's a new 'ship in town. Now back to Smallville.

[smallvillerocks45]

If you're just joining us, you may be confused. Now, back to Smallville!

[sprman808]

Originally posted by PKII
If your just joining us..we will now be seeing the results of Lana's EPT test....

...and then the announcer comes back

If you're just joining us...the results of Lana's EPT test is that we now have WhitdamJasClex....oooo....now back to Smallville

[beefywellingtom]

Originally posted by sprman808
...and then the announcer comes back

If you're just joining us...the results of Lana's EPT test is that we now have WhitdamJasClex....oooo....now back to Smallville

If you're just joining us, Maury Povich has just announced "LEX! You are NOT the father!!" Now back to Smallville.

[Kal-El1138]

Originally posted by beefywellingtom
If you're just joining us, Maury Povich has just announced "LEX! You are NOT the father!!" Now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us, Maury has just announced that "Lionel, you ARE the father!". Now, back to Smallville.

[Kryptonian_unforgiven]

If you're just joing us,Jor-El inhabits Lionels body & announces HE is the father! Now,back to Smallville

[beefywellingtom]

Originally posted by Kal-El1138
If you're just joining us, Maury has just announced that "Lionel, you ARE the father!". Now, back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us, Clark, after hearing the annoucement, moonwalked across the stage with glee shouting "oooh.. I knew it! not tha daddy. it's my birthday. not tha daddy." Maury has asked him to stop dancing. And now, Back to Smallville.

[Krypton935]

If youre just joining us Chlark is still going on in the dorm they is going for a home run if you know what I'm saying;) GO CHLARK now back to Smallville

[Remus]

If you are just joining us, Clark sees dead people. :3

Now, back to Smallville.

[Krypton935]

IfYouAreJustJoiningUsMySpacebarDoesn'tWorkAnymoreN owBackToSmallville

[Happy Random]

If you are just joining us, we get Clois this episode!! Yay!! Let's all dance with Martha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

*Later, after several funky dance moves have been busted* That was great! Now back to Smallville

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us Chlark come out of the dorm all sweaty and happy YAY FOR CHLARK

Now back to Smallville

[TrevorH]

If you're just joining us...Pa kent told Clark he has to kill Lionel

[redraven]

If you're just joining us Clark is wearing that horrid red jacket for the 89th episode!!!

Now back to smallville!!!

[clanais4ever]

if your just joining us... lois and chloes gift to clark? a threesome. now back to the show