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Kreukie
04-27-2006, 08:15 PM
If he can't have a real relationship with Lana, who else can he have a relationship with if he's unwilling to open up about himself because he's scared the girl he's with will get hurt because of him?

So I don't get Chloe's comment, she should know better.

Only if she meant for Clark to move on to her. :rolleyes:

AnimeJoe
04-27-2006, 08:16 PM
HE could always ask Jor-El to bring Kara back ;)

LastingChlarker
04-27-2006, 08:20 PM
Um....I think she just meant move on. Period. Not to someone else per se. It IS possible to stop pining for someone without automatically jumping on someone else.

IVODARK
04-27-2006, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by LastingChlarker
Um....I think she just meant move on. Period. Not to someone else per se. It IS possible to stop pining for someone without automatically jumping on someone else.

Yeah, and how about... he's freakin' destiny as the world greatest hero! Geez, this BDA wants to become Spiderman so bad.

Thil_EL
04-27-2006, 08:22 PM
i really want chlark to happen!
they look so good together and there isnt any tension and all the awkward stuff like clana
they are both relaxed and fun so come on!!!!!!

bluegayle
04-27-2006, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Kreukie

Only if she meant for Clark to move on to her. :rolleyes:

I think the writers wrote Chloe's comment smartly. It just meant, move on to someone else, something else, to get his mind off Lana. Not necessarily to Chloe.

She gives the glances that she knows the pain he's going through, (and possibly some romantic interest) but at the same time, she doesnt drop the verbal hints anymore that he should consider her.

liana
04-27-2006, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Thil_EL
i really want chlark to happen!
they look so good together and there isnt any tension and all the awkward stuff like clana
they are both relaxed and fun so come on!!!!!!

Unless some people are right and Chlois is true (which I think not) I wouldn't like that to happen. It would be too akward, considering Lois is going to marry Clark. Can you imagine they talking about him afterwards? IRK...

clarksmuse
04-27-2006, 08:28 PM
I think Chloe is just telling Clark that he needs to let Lana go, close that chapter in his life, and move on to the next chapter... whatever that entails. He doesn't need to jump into another relationship: I'd like to see him learning how to use his powers more for good (which I did see a little in tonight's episode) and stop being all broody and mopey over a love interest. It'd be interesting to see Chlark -- because Chloe obviously after tonight isn't really over Clark -- but only if the writers present it in the proper fashion. Clark needs to get over Lana first, and in order to do that, he needs to be single for awhile.

Deana
04-27-2006, 08:28 PM
I don't think it's smart to have him moving on the anyone at this point.

He needs to learn to love himself and the powers he has, before getting into a relationship.

I hope Chloe wasn't pimping herself because that's pathetic. Let it go sister...

shaula luthor
04-27-2006, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Deana
I don't think it's smart to have him moving on the anyone at this point.

He needs to learn to love himself and the powers he has, before getting into a relationship.

I hope Chloe wasn't pimping herself because that's pathetic. Let it go sister...
I totally agree!!!
I want Clark stronger..... and, of course..... after thar... Clois! ;)

LastingChlarker
04-27-2006, 08:31 PM
I didn't see any pimping of herself in that scene. She just said what we've all been wanting to say. Move on. Let go. As simple as that. I don't think she implied anyone - not even herself.

8SMALLFAN8
04-27-2006, 08:35 PM
Okay...I don't think he should be with anyone just yet...but I am an avid Chlarker....Now, stating that, I would want it to be for REAL...not just because Lana is out and Chloe is "second best."

Personally, just anything but Lana and that whole situation. And her comment seems to push him towards a "new" life. Which is always needed after break ups such as the Clana. Chloe was just being a friend in that moment and she did a great job at it.

SmallvilleMan
04-27-2006, 08:36 PM
Chloe's a huge hypocrite! Move on? Geez Chloe, you think you could take your own advice?

AnimeJoe
04-27-2006, 08:38 PM
If the writers are planning to kill Chloe in the future then Chlark should DEFINITELY happen..

Although, how Clark plans on solving his "sex with a human while he has his powers" issue will be interesting.. Maybe he can wear a special kryptonite necklace that flickers green K off and on ;)

lookingformylois
04-27-2006, 08:40 PM
kara is his cousin for the most part and been dead for 14 years or atleast stuck in a cave

Iowa_Gent
04-27-2006, 08:43 PM
I know Martha was sure hinting to Lois she should look right in front of her nose. Near the end of their talk I kept thinking okay walk in now Clark.

PaleBlueDot
04-27-2006, 08:43 PM
While I'd love to see Chlark...it would be bitter sweet knowing it would come to an end. Maybe in S6 a kryptonite-ridden FOTW will posess powers to raise Alicia from the dead....wouldn't put it past them. BUT DON'T DO IT TPTB!

SmallvilleMan
04-27-2006, 08:44 PM
I know Martha was sure hinting to Lois she should look right in front of her nose. Near the end of their talk I kept thinking okay walk in now Clark.

Yes, Martha the newest clois fan. Why doesn't she just come out and said she knows they end up together?:rolleyes:

myankskent
04-27-2006, 08:46 PM
Can Lois move out of the Kent farm before we see Clois? I mean, how long is Lois going to live there?

janedoe
04-27-2006, 08:47 PM
i was all about Clana but now I'm all bout the Clois, I don't like Lana she seems really dumb

liana
04-27-2006, 08:56 PM
Well, the only thing I do know is that Clark made a decision. Wether it was the best decision (questionable at least) or not, doesn't matter. The point is that HE decided to let Lana go. He has to be consistent with this decision. It really doesn't matter if she is with Lex or with anyone else. Lana knows Lex. She knows what he is capable of, because she has seen it more than once. That is one of the reasons I think Lexana is bad writing: there is no way Lana would go to be with Lex, knowing him as she does. But she did, and Clark has to deal with it.

I don't know if Chloe meant to hint something about her or not, but the fact is that Clark has to move on with his life, and moving on doesn't mean getting another girlfriend. In his case, moving on should be towards his destiny: become Superman. Ultimately, if Lana is with Lex now, is because Clark didn't want to be with her. The least he could do is respect her.


Originally posted by myankskent
Can Lois move out of the Kent farm before we see Clois? I mean, how long is Lois going to live there?

I thought she was living at the Talon??? When did she move back to the farm???

bluegayle
04-27-2006, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by SmallvilleMan
Chloe's a huge hypocrite! Move on? Geez Chloe, you think you could take your own advice?

Like others said, moving on doesn't mean, go find another boyfriend/girlfriend. Since early Season 4, Chloe has moved on very well. They gave us angsty glances in Season 5, starting with Clark's announcement of his wedding to Lana, but as a whole, that doesn't mean she constantly pines after Clark any more the way he still does about Lana.

Actually it was more like early Season 3 where she doesn't deal much more with romantic feelings for Clark anymore, and it was only that meteorite Gatorade in S4 which let us know once more that she's still interested.

After that, there were no more angsty glances until Reckoning when they decide, aha, let's show the viewers Chloe still has some kind of emotional attachment to Clark. Since that time, she has given a few more glances whenever Clark says something related to Lana.

Kreukie
04-28-2006, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by janedoe
i was all about Clana but now I'm all bout the Clois, I don't like Lana she seems really dumb

Not cool to call someone who can manage to stay in school dumb. ;)

shy175223
04-28-2006, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by liana
Clark has to move on with his life, and moving on doesn't mean getting another girlfriend. In his case, moving on should be towards his destiny: become Superman.

Actually I would really like to see him in a happy relationship before moves on to his destiny and to Lois.

CK&CK
04-28-2006, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by SmallvilleMan
Chloe's a huge hypocrite! Move on? Geez Chloe, you think you could take your own advice?

She spends most of the season pushing him toward Lana....urging the idiot to tell her the truth so those two can get together.....and then you say this......Geez.....someone has issues. Move On?.....maybe someone else besides Clark should take Chloe's advice.

rumpuso
04-28-2006, 04:27 AM
Originally posted by liana
Well, the only thing I do know is that Clark made a decision. Wether it was the best decision (questionable at least) or not, doesn't matter. The point is that HE decided to let Lana go. He has to be consistent with this decision. It really doesn't matter if she is with Lex or with anyone else. Lana knows Lex. She knows what he is capable of, because she has seen it more than once. That is one of the reasons I think Lexana is bad writing: there is no way Lana would go to be with Lex, knowing him as she does. But she did, and Clark has to deal with it.

I don't know if Chloe meant to hint something about her or not, but the fact is that Clark has to move on with his life, and moving on doesn't mean getting another girlfriend. In his case, moving on should be towards his destiny: become Superman....
I completely agree with this. However, I did not see Clark second guessing his decision to let Lana go. I think he still believes that was the best decision for her in the long wrong. His issue in Fade was *who* she ended up with. He knows Lex is cunning and has done some questionable things. I believe Clark is just concerned for Lana's safety again.

photogirl
04-28-2006, 04:47 AM
Chloe was right...he needs to move on...not necassarily to anyone, just move on...Clark has been pining over Lana for way too long!!!

Of course if he had to move on to someone I'd want it to be Chloe because I'm all for the Chlark...

SadaBeem
04-28-2006, 05:30 AM
I pretty much think he should get back with Lana :)

*sigh* I'm a helpless Clana fan for life.

MarkAllan22
04-28-2006, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by Iowa_Gent
I know Martha was sure hinting to Lois she should look right in front of her nose. Near the end of their talk I kept thinking okay walk in now Clark.

You're not the only one. I was expecting a 'The right man might just be right under your nose and you don't even know it.' from Martha, followed by Clark walking in and standing there with that goofy grin.

demongene
04-28-2006, 04:22 PM
He should move on to Lois if he was smart,and oh yea if they got along.

shy175223
04-28-2006, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by photogirl
Chloe was right...he needs to move on...not necassarily to anyone, just move on...Clark has been pining over Lana for way too long!!!

Of course if he had to move on to someone I'd want it to be Chloe because I'm all for the Chlark...

nah.. they are just fine as friends. However, he does need to move on to someone new.

cmm
04-28-2006, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by shy175223
nah.. they are just fine as friends. However, he does need to move on to someone new.

even more reason for them to date. If they can do lexana and their friends why not chlark? I agree they shouldn't be long term but if only for a short while i think that will do most shippers.

Lobby4Chloe
04-28-2006, 06:16 PM
Chloe does alright. She does 'move on'. She has her own life and her own interests. And is very busy at that and enjoying herself. Just because she isn't dating anybody doesn't mean she hasn't let it go. She hasn't brought up the whole relationship thing with Clark in over a year. And she has a healthy relationship with him without any romantic strings. She doesn't sit around and wait for him or anything and I don't think that's what she is even doing now. If somebody asked her out, I think she would go.

xrayvision
04-28-2006, 06:25 PM
As I've said before, Clark and anyone else except for Chloe on this show will be Clana in a different package unless he tells them the truth. Eventually whoever he's with will get suspicious and turn into the next girl Lex will be giving diamond earrings to after Lana.

I think he should just move on with his life and start getting into journalism. And I hope & pray that Pete returns as his friend (he needs one with the betrayal he's gotten from 2 of his former friends).

shy175223
04-28-2006, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by cmm
even more reason for them to date. If they can do lexana and their friends why not chlark? I agree they shouldn't be long term but if only for a short while i think that will do most shippers.

1. first alll, unlike Lexana , Clark and Chloe ARE just fine as friends because of there is no romantic entanglements here.

2. It WOULD be really wierd that IF Chlark should happen, which I hope not, that after it would end that Clark should end up with Lois. It just wouldn't make sense.


Originally posted by xrayvision
As I've said before, Clark and anyone else except for Chloe on this show will be Clana in a different package unless he tells them the truth. Eventually whoever he's with will get suspicious and turn into the next girl Lex will be giving diamond earrings to after Lana.

I disagree. If some found out almost the sameway as Chloe it would definitly work out.

Miss L
04-28-2006, 08:03 PM
My 2 cents about Chloe: I also think she has moved on. You can accept something is never going to happen and move on and still sometimes wish things were different (hence the occasional angsty look). She is independent, has goals and is going after what is important to her. I think she really values her friendship with Clark--and at this point why complicate that with Chlark?

My 2 cents about Clark moving on: I also think he should move on in life and not in 'ships. I think he should figure out what he wants and where he is going and go after it (Chloe is a good model here). If he gets into another relationship, then his progress toward becoming Superman will again be derailed. He needs some focus. He needs to learn things about himself and not be distracted with someone else on top of Brainiac, Lionel, Lion-El, Lex and possibly Zod.

clarksmuse
04-28-2006, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by Miss L
My 2 cents about Chloe: I also think she has moved on. You can accept something is never going to happen and move on and still sometimes wish things were different (hence the occasional angsty look). She is independent, has goals and is going after what is important to her. I think she really values her friendship with Clark--and at this point why complicate that with Chlark?

My 2 cents about Clark moving on: I also think he should move on in life and not in 'ships. I think he should figure out what he wants and where he is going and go after it (Chloe is a good model here). If he gets into another relationship, then his progress toward becoming Superman will again be derailed. He needs some focus. He needs to learn things about himself and not be distracted with someone else on top of Brainiac, Lionel, Lion-El, Lex and possibly Zod.

You bring up two very valid points here. I see in Chloe a true friend to Clark: she keeps his secret, though she knows it can get her into serious trouble, she's brutally honest with him when he needs to hear the truth (whether he wants the truth or not), and she's loyal. I think a romantic relationship between them at this point is moot. Chloe may cast longing glances at Clark sometimes, but that's normal when your best friend was once someone you loved.

Additionally, I'd like to see Clark single for awhile and completely focused on honing/sharpening his powers, developing the freeze breath, etc, and dealing with potential big bads for season 6 -- whatever they end up being. I see the beginnings of a deepening relationship between Clark and Lois, but I hope that doesn't move too quickly. The last thing Clark needs right now is another romantic relationship!

Miss L
04-28-2006, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by clarksmuse
... I see the beginnings of a deepening relationship between Clark and Lois, but I hope that doesn't move too quickly. The last thing Clark needs right now is another romantic relationship!

Lois can be annoying, but many a good relationship starts that way. I do think it's waaaaay too early for Clois. I don't even think Clois should happen in this series' run at all. I see the beginnings of that relationship, too. I am enjoying that their friendship is moving forward in little ways so that the potential is there.

And I'm with you on seeing other powers. I hope that does happen soon!

shy175223
04-28-2006, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by clarksmuse
I'd like to see Clark single for awhile and completely focused on honing/sharpening his powers, developing the freeze breath, etc, and dealing with potential big bads for season 6 -- whatever they end up being. I see the beginnings of a deepening relationship between Clark and Lois, but I hope that doesn't move too quickly. The last thing Clark needs right now is another romantic relationship!

Actually I would like to see Clark as least in a happy relationship for awhile just see him in one without all the agnst and lies and maybe if there is one, this could help much the same way Chloe's friendship has helped him.

TalkinMac
04-28-2006, 09:49 PM
I dont think the writers want Chlark to happen. Something big would have to happen and I think the only way they could be together is if she died.

clarksmuse
04-28-2006, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by shy175223
Actually I would like to see Clark as least in a happy relationship for awhile just see him in one without all the agnst and lies and maybe if there is one, this could help much the same way Chloe's friendship has helped him.

Yeah, that would be nice! :D However, I don't know that it's going to happen... honestly. :(

shy175223
04-28-2006, 09:54 PM
well, I' m crossing my fingers .

Zungas
04-28-2006, 10:25 PM
If only Alicia was still around.

shy175223
04-29-2006, 06:02 AM
uhh, anyone BUt Alicia, please.

Incus
04-29-2006, 03:11 PM
He should be with Chloe!

myankskent
04-29-2006, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Zungas
If only Alicia was still around.

Alicia could come back. Brainiac could clone her to make Clark weak. Brainiac can even get Chloe to do all of the computer work to set up the cloning process.

AnimeJoe
04-29-2006, 03:19 PM
The only way for him to be with Chloe is if she dies later on down the line.. Clark and Lois could help each other through such a tough period and then eventually turn to each other down the line.

shy175223
04-29-2006, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Incus
He should be with Chloe!

well, he is with Chloe sort of, and its best exactly the way it is.


Originally posted by AnimeJoe
The only way for him to be with Chloe is if she dies later on down the line.. Clark and Lois could help each other through such a tough period and then eventually turn to each other down the line.

I hope it doesn't go either way. I may not Clark and Chloe as a romantic couple but I sure is heck do not want to see her killed off.


Originally posted by myankskent
Alicia could come back. Brainiac could clone her to make Clark weak. Brainiac can even get Chloe to do all of the computer work to set up the cloning process.

Hopefully, NONE of that WILL happen. The only she COULD come back is through a flashback just like Whitney.

clarksmuse
04-29-2006, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Zungas
If only Alicia was still around.

No... no Alicia... I wanna see Clark alone and not angsty over some girl for a change. :lol:

shy175223
04-29-2006, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by clarksmuse
No... no Alicia... I wanna see Clark alone and not angsty over some girl for a change. :lol:

yeah , with Almiles thats probably not going to happen. I wouldn't mind seeing Clark happy for once an agnst less relationship

AnimeJoe
04-29-2006, 03:38 PM
You know who they should pair Clark with for a little while? HELEN!! Lex's ex-wife ;)

And then air an episode where all four of them have dinner together. The ackwardness at the dinner table would be awesome!

clarksmuse
04-29-2006, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by shy175223
yeah , with Almiles thats probably not going to happen. I wouldn't mind seeing Clark happy for once an agnst less relationship

I know... *sighing*... but a girl can wish, right? :D


Originally posted by AnimeJoe
You know who they should pair Clark with for a little while? HELEN!! Lex's ex-wife ;)

And then air an episode where all four of them have dinner together. The ackwardness at the dinner table would be awesome!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I can see it now... Clark and Helen on one side of the table... Lex and Lana on the other... each shooting daggers at their ex's.... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

shy175223
04-29-2006, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by clarksmuse
I know... *sighing*... but a girl can wish, right? :D

yes, But I am crossing my finger, here;)

smchic92
04-29-2006, 06:34 PM
I really want Chlark to happen. Maybe not now, with all the Brainic and Zod stuff happening, but possibly in season 6. I just want to see Clark in a happy relationship for once and I think Chloe is the perfect girl for Clark. (at least for now) But it won't happen, knowing AlMiles. :( And I would perfer for them to get together before Clark embraces his destiny because then Chloe could push him to it, just like she sorta is now. And yes, I know that this is a show about Superman so it really shouldn't be all about ships. So that is part of the reason why I know all of this won't happen......but i'm still hoping. :)

jimmyolsenblues
04-29-2006, 07:15 PM
Anyone but Lana.
I am open to Chloe.
But what about Clark just going out on some dates with someone.
Why does have to be serious relationships.
Variety is the spice of life.

AnimeJoe
04-29-2006, 07:25 PM
I can see it now... Clark and Helen on one side of the table... Lex and Lana on the other... each shooting daggers at their ex's....

LOL... Then Helen tries to play footsie with Clark and Clark tries to do the same back but it winds up being Lex's leg that Clark's foot rubs up against, and Lex enjoys it thinking that it's Lana.. Meanwhile Helen's foot has been rubbing Lana's leg, with Lana smiling thinking that it's Lex. ;) ;)



But what about Clark just going out on some dates with someone.
Why does have to be serious relationships.
Variety is the spice of life.

The problem with Clark is that he's looking for a potential life partner. He hasn't learned a thing from Pete. Pete was a serious playboy who lived life and made out with a new girl every day of the week, anything that moved and had a skirt on, Pete wanted a make out session with. Clark on his first dates is always wondering, "Is she the one?"

And his dates would probably look at him and think to themselves, "Oh god, he's giving me the *Is she the one?* stare!"

clarksmuse
04-29-2006, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by AnimeJoe
LOL... Then Helen tries to play footsie with Clark and Clark tries to do the same back but it winds up being Lex's leg that Clark's foot rubs up against, and Lex enjoys it thinking that it's Lana.. Meanwhile Helen's foot has been rubbing Lana's leg, with Lana smiling thinking that it's Lex. ;) ;)



:lol: :lol: :lol: And once they all find out what they've been doing under the table, they start a foodfight!


Originally posted by smchic92
I really want Chlark to happen. Maybe not now, with all the Brainic and Zod stuff happening, but possibly in season 6. I just want to see Clark in a happy relationship for once and I think Chloe is the perfect girl for Clark. (at least for now) But it won't happen, knowing AlMiles. :( And I would perfer for them to get together before Clark embraces his destiny because then Chloe could push him to it, just like she sorta is now. And yes, I know that this is a show about Superman so it really shouldn't be all about ships. So that is part of the reason why I know all of this won't happen......but i'm still hoping. :)

I know there are many people who want to see Chlark, but I'm one of them who doesn't. They have such a great friendship now, and even though it appears that Chloe still has some residual feelings for Clark, I doubt that he'll ever notice them, much less return them. Chloe deserves better than that. However, I do see her helping him into becoming the journalist he'll become and maybe even into the hero he will also be. Besides, I don't know that the writers could craft their relationship into something romantic without shredding it to pieces.

And there's nothing wrong with Clark not dating ;).... I just would like to see him without the angst for a little while.

xrayvision
04-29-2006, 09:34 PM
I think in order to avoid S6 from becoming like S4, Clark's moving on should involve solely his Superman destiny. S4 was mainly a 'ship season (Clark & Lois with their antics and Lana & Jason, post-Clana angst, etc), and we all saw how badly that went. S5 wasn't as bad as S4, but still involved too much with 'ships (instead of THE SHIP/Fine). I say lets see much more action, more evil Lex, more Lionel, and more character destinies. If Clark is put with another girl, it will kill his Superman progression like having Lois around him all the time in S4 did. The only girl that this would possibly not happen with is Chloe, but I'm afraid if they pursue that route, Chloe will die (unless Chlois happens).

So the most important thing for Clark to do is help Lana only when she is in dire circumstances and keep it a secret while mainly sticking to his mission (like he did in Void when he ran to Honduras and let Lana do what she wanted). I'm very sure she will learn the secret in S6, which will make things interesting.


Originally posted by AnimeJoe
You know who they should pair Clark with for a little while? HELEN!! Lex's ex-wife ;)

And then air an episode where all four of them have dinner together. The ackwardness at the dinner table would be awesome!

Hahahaha!!!!! That would be a great scene. Clark while excusing himself to go to the bathroom can run and get her a set of roses while Lana smacks Lex and asks why he didn't do the same. Such a scene would remind me of an episode of Married With Children called Enemies (set up as a spin-off) where Kelly Bundy dates a guy whose ex-girlfriend is dating Alan Thicke and wind up at the same burger joint. It was freakin' hilarious.

I can just imagine Clark using superbreath to cool down Lex & Lana's dinners while using heatvision to make their steaks overly well-done.


Originally posted by Deana
I don't think it's smart to have him moving on the anyone at this point.

He needs to learn to love himself and the powers he has, before getting into a relationship.

I hope Chloe wasn't pimping herself because that's pathetic. Let it go sister...

I seriously hope Clark doesn't learn to love himself, otherwise the cows will have to hit the deck. :cool:

clarksmuse
04-29-2006, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by xrayvision
I serious hope Clark doesn't learn to love himself, otherwise the cows will have to hit the deck. :cool:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

xrayvision
04-30-2006, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by AnimeJoe
LOL... Then Helen tries to play footsie with Clark and Clark tries to do the same back but it winds up being Lex's leg that Clark's foot rubs up against, and Lex enjoys it thinking that it's Lana.. Meanwhile Helen's foot has been rubbing Lana's leg, with Lana smiling thinking that it's Lex. ;) ;)




The problem with Clark is that he's looking for a potential life partner. He hasn't learned a thing from Pete. Pete was a serious playboy who lived life and made out with a new girl every day of the week, anything that moved and had a skirt on, Pete wanted a make out session with. Clark on his first dates is always wondering, "Is she the one?"

And his dates would probably look at him and think to themselves, "Oh god, he's giving me the *Is she the one?* stare!"

The only other thing that would make this even funnier is if the dinner was a Halloween costume dinner where Clark and Helen would dress up as Lex & Lana respectively and Lex & Lana get dressed up as Clark and Helen. Lex could sport a bad rug and act like the typical BDA while Clark shaves his head or wears a bald cap and wears a shirt saying "I'm a tool". Helen would be all dressed up in pink and whenever the waiter comes up to her, she can accuse him of secrets & lies regarding to the dishes being served. It would be so hilarious if Helen pretends to choke on her food and then Clark "saves" her with Heimlich/CPR and then she starts complaining about him keeping secrets. Lana on the other hand could be dressed up like a gold digger and spike Clark's drink (since he's dressed up as Lex) while wearing a parachute on her back.

What a hoot man. I would love to see one scene like this. It would be so damn funny that I'm sure most of us would be in tears laughing.

EDIT: HAHA, just imagine how much funnier it would be if Clark while dressing up as Lex would have that gag device covering his mouth that the doctor in Belle Reve put on him at the end of Asylum when he fried Lex's brain. And Clark could have Lionel stop by and rip Lex further by saying "You are weak Lex, Clark is a much better son than you". LMAO!!! Lex in plaid w/ that bad rug he would be sporting would be hilarious.