If you're just joining us....

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us....I'm waiting in line to kiss dat' ho'...oops..I mean Lana....now back to Smallville.

[RedPhoenix23]

*smack*

If you're just joining us..sprman just got smacked for calling Lana a ho'...Now back to Smallville. :D

[IVODARK]

If you're just joining us... Clark just walked in on Lana making out with...

(Thinking) Lana is such a ho...

*smack*

(In pain) Hey, who did that?!

...Now back to Smallville.

[Kal-El1138]

If you're just joining us...it's still just another filler episode before we get to "Oracle" and "Vessel". Now, back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us:

Pete (walking in on Lana & Lex): You 2 seriously need some Motel 6.

Pete (seeing Lionel's convulsions): Dude, you really need some Tylenol.

Pete (stumbling on Lex in his Clark obsession room): Lex, you really need some Vaseline.

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us the invisible man is really the headless manhor...I mean horseman

[xrayvision]

Haha, manhor. I always thought that was Clark since he's been around so many women on the show.

[RedPhoenix23]

Originally posted by IVODARK
If you're just joining us... Clark just walked in on Lana making out with...

(Thinking) Lana is such a ho...

*smack*

(In pain) Hey, who did that?!

...Now back to Smallville.

:lol: :lol:

If you're just joining us...

That was me! Got a problem with it?

*smack*

*drops GreenK and makes a break for it*

Now back to Smallville.

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us IVODARK is lying in pain next to Green K and then fallls unconcous(sp?) But wait when we return from commercial he is up crawling around!!!

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us, this episode may be less interesting to most of you than the ESP/PM madness, but here at SV, we like to go through the motions anyway.

And now, back to Smallville.

[Krypton935]

If YOU are just now joining us then Welcome and you lose because you went way past fashionably late

Now back to Smallville *ahhh(singing from above)*

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us clark yells at lana for being with lex and he tells her to bite him so she does and breaks all of her teeth. crying to lex about what has happened he goes to find clark to see the teeth marks and when clark cant show proof of teeth marks lex gets highly suspicious and assumes clark is an alien.

[IVODARK]

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
:lol: :lol:

If you're just joining us...

That was me! Got a problem with it?

*smack*

*drops GreenK and makes a break for it*

Now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us...

(Picks up chunk of green k) WTF?!

Oh, I remember now, I think I just got smacked... twice!!!

(Looks up to the the top of the post) RP23? You fool! Green K doesn't kill me. It gives me the power to be whoever I want. AHHH!!!!!

(Turns bald and looks like Lex) So, Lana, where were we?

Lana: Um, we were making out...

IVODARK: Oh, Lana you're such a hor...

*smack*

IVODARK: Oh, man that's gonna leave a mark.

[k18]

If you're just joining us, we don't do these stupid mid episode intros anymore, sorry, anyway back to smallville.

[LionelLuthor1029]

If you're just joining us, the ratings for this episode are going to suck because no one likes lexana, and now back to Smutville.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, Lex has just found a lone strand of hair on his head. He's looking forward to sporting "The Trump" at the next Luthorcorp holiday party. And now, back to Smallville.

[RedPhoenix23]

Originally posted by IVODARK
If you're just joining us...

(Picks up chunk of green k) WTF?!

Oh, I remember now, I think I just got smacked... twice!!!

(Looks up to the the top of the post) RP23? You fool! Green K doesn't kill me. It gives me the power to be whoever I want. AHHH!!!!!

(Turns bald and looks like Lex) So, Lana, where were we?

Lana: Um, we were making out...

IVODARK: Oh, Lana you're such a hor...

*smack*

IVODARK: Oh, man that's gonna leave a mark.

*smack*

If you are just joining us...

Wait! You're Lex? Hmmmm... Lets see what happens when I dress up like Lana and drop some RedK...... ;)

Now back to Smallville.

[warriorrenegade]

If you're just joining us

Miles & Gough here.

Miles- Sorry for the Reckoning cop-out. We chickened out and threw the Time Crystal in at the last minute

Gough - Yeah sorry. We're also sorry for dragging out the end of Clark and Lana.

Miles - I also want to say I hope CW picks us up after our ratings decline.

Gough - Now back to Smallville ???

[LionelLuthor]

If you're just joining us...

Clark: "What do you think Lexy? Should I get my hair cut? *Runs fingers through hair, emphasing the fact that Lex is as bald as a plucked chicken*

Lex: "Absolutely!" *Clark cuts his hair, and Lex scrambles to the floor, picking up the loose strands and tapes them to his head*

And now, back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us jor el has made his one and only physical appereance and we will never see it agian cause the reruns and dvds will be edited cause the image of jor-el would start an intergalatic war.

[Kriminal]

if your just joining us lana has had a threesome with the luthors now back to smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...meet the newest member of the Superman family...Clark's dorky cousin, Urk-El.

Urk-El: Hee hee hee <snort>, did I do that?

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us Urk-El just found the GreenK Clark keeps in a box and opens it then Urk-El and 'Kal-El' both fall over

[superhippie2000]

damn that was really funny. Urk-El :rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[TrevorH]

If you're just joining u One hour countdown starting now :D

[RedPhoenix23]

:rotfl: Urk-El!!!! :rotfl:

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us Urk-El just saved the day by accidentily lighting Zod on fire when he realized Lana was wearing a bra.

(incase u didnt get it it was from the episode carl hooked luara up on a date with steve and he got excited at the fact she was wearing a bra)

[xrayvision]

Haha, just think of how hilarious it would be if such a character existed. He would blow Lex out his office window as Lex is firing or trying to kill one of his employees. He would be the inspiration to make Clark wear the glasses (though I don't think Clark's would be as thick).

[Rosey]

If you're just joining us you're a real fan to catch a FoTW filler. ;)

[redraven]

If you're just joining us an ugly woman is hitting on Clark!!

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, Clark just ran away from yet ANOTHER woman. And now back to Smallville.

[scoff]

If you're just joining us, Clark wants Lana back...again

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, you've got sucky timing. Smallville was yesterday. Now back to the real world.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lois, like Victor Cyborg Stone, is at Luthorcorp to get the twins rebuilt better, stronger, and faster after Urk-El fried them when she opened the shower door.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...

Lex: Who are you?

Urk-El: You can call me Urk.

Lex: Well Urk, why is it every time you visit me there are holes in the walls of my Playboy room as if a cannon went off?

Urk-El: Whoops, heeheeheehee, did I do that?

Urk-El (xraying Lex's pants): I'm starting to understand why you need a Playboy room. Gotta run.

Lex (to his security): I want that bastard on a metal table!!!

Security: Mr. Luthor, I wouldn't do that. He goes off like a cannon whenever he is touched by anyone while shirtless.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lex went to pick up a bottle of cK's Obsession...for CK!!

[Zathraz]

If you're just joining us ... Clark got mad enough to break his steel telescope