If you're just joining us...

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lionel will be on a metal table tonight with Lana hovering over him. Long live Liona!!

[zook]

i hope this isn;t a lexana one or i will be pissed

[Smokethatkryptonite]

If your just joining us where in a Saw rip-off!

[Lexgirl33]

ha i thought the same there

If you're just joing us its wed. and Smallville isnt on till tomorrow.

[FallenStar]

If you're just joining us, you're a bit early, come back later

[Kalel x2x2]

If you're just joining us...then u weren't here before, Now Back to Smallville..

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...this is a record for the 1st time K-site opened up a eppy thread...BAH...now back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Chloe is laughing at Lex Jr. as he gets some afternoon delight in the dormroom.

[boogalou86]

If you're just joining us...pull up a chair and have a seat. We have 21 and a-half hours to go until the show starts...

(Freaky fanatics...we are all freaky fanatics) :)

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us....it's WET T-SHIRT NIGHT....(and the crowd chants....MILF! MILF! MILF!)...now back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...tonight's match-up, Chlark vs. Lexana in the Sullivan-Lang dormroom.

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us then have a Saw marathon to get prepared for tonights ep. Now back to Smallvillle.

[monpoirier]

If you just joined us please make my day past faster so I can watch smallville tonight!

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us you have been inhaling deadly rays from your tv set and only have 1 hour to live in order to survive you must support lionel and martha's love and you must also support lex and lana. if you do not you will be blown to pieces the second you turn of your tv GAME OVER

[nightshadz]

If you're just joining us...

Angry it is his last credited episode despite having written the scripts for the remainder of the season, Steve DeKnight kidnaps Martha and Lionel. Using his Kryponite laced erasable pen, he toys with Martha and Lionel erasing body parts and swaping them with barnyard animals, ala looney toons. Will Clark arrive in time to stop this insanity?

Now back to Smallville!

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us, Martha brings the hotness, the FMB brings the badness, and Steve-o brings us lots to talk about in the forum. And just as this season starts getting really good, there are now only 3 episodes left to enjoy. Such is the life of a Smallville fan. And now, back to Smallville.

[8SMALLFAN8]

If you're just joining us, you've missed half the episode. But there is still hope...the remaining 20 minutes of actual show time hold some good parts.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, Lionel and Chloe have had enough of the silly white people in Smallville. They've moved to Compton, Lionel's become CEO of DeathRow Records and Chloe's recently been crowned Ms New Booty. Now, back to Smallville.

[warriorrenegade]

(squeaky tricycle rolls into view Jigsaw sits atop) If you're just joining us, "Want to play--er Hey! This isn't the set of Saw III I am so going to get you Deknight". Now back to SV.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, Tom has just walked off the set screaming "I can't take this s*** anymore!" after having to play "Big, Dumb Alien".....again. Now, back to Smallville.

[myankskent]

If you're just joining us...This episode does not have any lexana in it so please watch so we can pick the ratings up for this show again..and now back to smallville.

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us, we've finally decided to give a full episode to the most interesting character in the show at this point. Yes, it's a "Saw" ripoff, and completely unrelated to the actually series-story-arc, but knowing John Glover, he just might make it one of the best eps in the series.

And once again for the record, AOT is hot.

Now, back to Lionel-owns-us-ville.

[attitudejc]

if your just joining us....why are you, get ready for smallville!

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us why is lionel and not martha in the white tank top

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, we've learned that the fans of Smallville are pervalicious. Now, back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

^^ LOL

[beefywellingtom]

Also, If you're just joining us there's been 12,872,399 product placements and the show doesn't even start for another 2 hours and 20 minutes. Now, back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us clark walks in on lionel and martha kissing only to find out martha is possesed by zod.

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us my Mother is so excited she can hardly wait for Smallville and she is like 50 See anyone and everyone likes SV.....Now back to Smallville

[crzyeyez1345]

If you are just joining us the man in the metal mask is revealed to be the evil alien dog Shelby before killing everyone, now back to Smallville

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us the tin foil face and lex are having a ciontest to see who can start a fire using sun glare

[Silent Kal]

FoilFace: You cannot defeat me, Luthor! Cower before my shiny aluminum reflectiveness!

Lexy: Not a chance, FoilFace! Your aluminum mask is too crinkly, deflecting the light into thousands of directions. My shiny dome is genetically engineered to focus the sun's energy into one diabolical Laser of Luthor Evil!!!! GWAHAHAHA!

FoilFace: Curses! ...So, wanna go back to my place?

Lexy: I thought you'd never ask.

*Monty Python music*

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, TPTB, in order to raise ratings, have decided to outlaw clothing on the show. And now, back to Smallville.

[k18]

If you're just joining us, Lionel, the PIMP master of Smallville, has decided to put the moves on Martha, and now back to Smallville.

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, TPTB may have just redeemed themselves with this episode. And now back to Small--uh, oh..it's over.

[flcn6]

If your just joining us, This guy in a really cool mask...How come i cant have a really cool mask? I never get anything from this show! I only get flak from these stupid people on the site, making fun of me the entire time! I want some benefits d*!@ it!

[beefywellingtom]

Rosenbaum? Is that you?

In case you're just joining us, The Kraft Services people had to used the aluminum foil mask to cover the leftover barbeque ribs. And now back to Smallville.

[FallenStar]

If you're just joining is you missed the best episode in a LOOONG time!

[myankskent]

If you're just joining us, Lionel finally got his own episode...and now back to smallville!

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, you must be on MST and you're gonna LOVE this freaking episode!! Now, back to one of the best episodes of Smallville this season.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Hangman anyone?

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...next week's episode will be a rip-off of Rocky III where Clark "the Mammalian Alien" Kent will face off against Clubber Lana Lang.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lex got Lana a parrot as a gift.

<following week>

If you're just joining us, aaaaaaackk!.....somebody shoot me, aaaaaacckkk!, wee-hoo!!!