If you're just joining us....

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...RedPhoenix...got the best darn Hot Cookies :D ...now back to Smallville...

[Pal-El]

If your just joining us.....Lexana EEEWWWW!

[boogalou86]

If your just joining us...so how many languages does Lex speak?...now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us jesus christ this thread is up early and you people waste no time.

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...superman808...supersped in front of superhippie to rightly claim his own thread....:p now, back to Smallville.

[RedPhoenix23]

If you're just joining us..RedPhoenix supersped faster than all yall!! Now back to Smallville. :D

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us superhippie just used super breathe to freeze everyone now back to live with regis and kelly

[RedPhoenix23]

*breaks free* :D

If you're just joining us... *thud*, Lexana Kiss, lovely, can't speak...must rewatch....Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us Tom has directed this episode so he can teach micheal how to really kiss.

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us, its still too dang early in AZ, RedPhoenix is outta here! Now back to Smallville.

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us, we refuse to let this joke die, even if the producers refuse to continue the mid-episode recaps. We are the fans! Kneel before Kryptonsite!!!

And now, back to Smallville.

[MANOFSTEELKALEL]

If you're just joining us... dont worry about it, Chloe is just going to figure out everything on her computer anyway....

[boogalou86]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
If you are just joining us Tom has directed this episode so he can teach micheal how to really kiss.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Krypton935]

If you're just joining us.. when you watch Lexana have a barf bag ready

[nightshadz]

If you're just joining us...

Chloe, Lois, and Lana made out with each other.

Way to go Tom!

Now back to Smallville!

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us... well, actually, I haven't been paying much attention so far. No one really cares what's going on in the "A" plot, they're just waiting for "the Lexana." So, no reason to recap it for you. Something about a little girl... i don't know. whatever.

Now, back to Lexanaville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us shelby is still unseen on the Kent farm and the farm isnt that huge compared to the island on Lost and that dog vincent has more screen time. Guess your more likely to show up if you work in Hawaii. Now back to smallville.

[RedPhoenix23]

If you're just joining us..I'm too lazy again, watch this promo of the big three...Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us i have the best job ever because i get to see the episode a day in advance so they can record me saying if you are just joining us.

[flcn6]

IF your just joining us, Lana slapped Lex because he wouldnt stop stroking her hair...and now back to smallville

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us, Lex finally got to tap Lana. Now back to Smallville.

[Kalel x2x2]

If you're just joining us ... you weren't here before ... now back to Smallville.., or was it Metropolis:confused:, ah who cares :o

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us, Tom Welling is a much better director than Chris Rock! You traiters! Now back to Smallville.

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us then welcome and let Lexana die. Now on a lighter note back to Smallvillle.

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us you have missed alot more then you thought cause what you saw in the trailer has nothing to do with tonights episode

[ZoZo]

If you are just joining us we have just found out that Lex has a Obssesive compulsive disorder where he always believes that Lana's hair is out of place. Lana has just run over lex because he kept on, in his words "finding the perfect position for her hair"

[Shadow09]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
if you are just joining us jesus christ this thread is up early and you people waste no time.

Uh huh!!!!

[Krypton935]

if you're just joining us lexana are doing more than kissing they get a home run. Now back to Smallville

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us lex needs lana so he can feel sexy when he flips her hair onto his head

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us, Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo made a guest apparence. Clark saw him but lied about it. Lana didn't see him but knows Clark is lying. Lex didn't see him, but he has a team of peeps looking into it. Now back to Smallville.

[flcn6]

If your just joining us, Lex didnt get to a single base. He bought the whole park. If you know what i mean. :D *nudge nudge, wink wink* And now, back to Smallville

[Krypton935]

If YOU are just now joining us then you should get some windex for Lexana cuz they gonna be getting the whole screen dirty. Now back to Smallville. :eek:

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us the writers have chosen to poison Lex with Lana's breath instead of "the scotch". Now back to Smallville.

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us, don't worry, Lana is still the object of everyone's (including the writers') affection. I know you were worried there for a second. ahem.

And now, back to Smallville.

[FallenStar]

If you are just joining us Lana has morphed into a lampost due to Kryptonite exposure, and is much more tolerable than usual.

If you are just joining us, there is a 95% chance, based on previous instances, that you have missed the only part of the episode worth watching.

And now back to Smallville

[Happy Random]

If you are just joining us, this episode is called Fragile (pronounced Fra-g-lay). Hmmm, must be Italian. Now back to Smallville. :D

[superhippie2000]

dude i was so thinking of putting that here.

if you are just joining us im so high right now and remeber if you ever go to the beach dont forget to bring a towel

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

If you are just joining us, this thread is very entertaining, Hopefully the episode will be. Now back to Smallville!!!

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us dude did you just see that i cant believe it that is seriously a boob....... umm sorry my mistake it was just Lana's elbow

if you are just joining us there is actually a little girl in this whose foster mother died and all we care about is lexana and there love making you people discust me do you have no respect and no feelings for the little girl you all should be ashamed and appalled........o ya that lexana kiss was freaking hot

[FallenStar]

. . .sicko :lol:

If you are just joining us. . .you know what? Maybe this time I won't tell you! 5 LONG YEARS of telling you people, who are OBVIOUSLY deprived of a working timepiece, what's going on! NO MORE! I don't even get my own dressing room! Tom does! You just hate me because I'm an all knowing disembodied voice!

[Krypton935]

If you are just joining us then you are useless because you missed like all the good stuff! ha ha in your face :) :D Now back to Smallville

[FallenStar]

If your just joining us, Lionel is as magnificent a bastard as ever, and Clark, once again, is clueless. But you already knew that.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us you havent missed anything cause for the last 30 minutes they previously on smallville guy was telling u about all the stuff that has nothing to do with this episode

[Happy Random]

If you are just joining us, where have you been? What could have possible kept you away from watching the show? Even if this episode is just a bunch of Lexana? Now back to the half of Smallville you haven't missed yet...

:)

[FallenStar]

If your just joining us, those damn OC kids have just given the SV cast a run for their money as the oldest looking high school seniors on the planet

[attitudejc]

if your just joining us...chloe has been dissed...TWICE!

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

if you are just joining us...."the kiss" has not happened yet. Now back to Smallville

[TW1977]

Originally posted by nightshadz
If you're just joining us...

Chloe, Lois, and Lana made out with each other.

Way to go Tom!

Now back to Smallville!

:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

[redraven]

If you're just joining us...this epi sucked!

[TW1977]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
If you are just joining us Tom has directed this episode so he can teach micheal how to really kiss.

:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...get out your season 1 DVD & watch Stray instead, the ratings were much better.

If you're just joining us...Lana has just found out that "glass is forever".

If you're just joining us...Capone's treasures have been discovered in the Talon.

Seriously, this is the 2nd episode this season where something involved in a crime was buried in the Talon.

[Happy Random]

The Talon is cursed, what can they say? :D

If you are just joining us, Emma Watsons American twin was just on the show! :eek:

If you are just joining us, we just had some awesome Clois, so it really sucks that you missed it!! HA!! :D

If you are just joining us, THERE'S SHELBY!! YAY!!

If you are just joining us, Lex may be imagining things again. :eek:

If you are just joining us, next weeks episode looks like a rip-off of that 'Saw' show.


Now back to Smallville. :D

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

If you are just joining us, the Talon is cursed?!?!?! Run for your lives! Safe the women and the children!

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Hoffa was just found in the Talon movie theater.

[Laniidae]

If you're just joining us...
This epi is ALL ABOUT CLARK !!!
He's pulling out all the stops on his cuteness

And Lois is back...Run for your lives...Save the women and children

It's 8:15 PM in Los Angeles *HUGS*

Nachos anyone ???

Clark is pouring on the Cheese!

Sheesh --All about Clark today

Hey Clark, It's my universe, you're just living in it.
So there. hahaha
8:50 PM in LA

[FiveForFighting09]

If your just joining us....

Does anyone what nachos

Who really starts these threads??

and it is 10:05 in Denver....

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, it's the day after the epi and I feel cheated. Now back to Smallville Season 3 (when it was good).

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Clark has gone on Oprah to make an ass of himself for Lana, now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us...at least this episode didn't have "You're safe now".

[beefywellingtom]

Originally posted by xrayvision
If you're just joining us...Clark has gone on Oprah to make an ass of himself for Lana, now back to Smallville.

:rotfl: :rotfl: very funny * got an image of Clark jumping on Oprah's couch. Oprah's left wondering if Clark's on Red K or if he's been dipping in Lex's scotch*

[Lord_Balthaazar]

"If Youre Just Joining Us, Lex has Just Begun to Get an Inkling, Of Why Chloe Is Single! ... and now back to Smallville!"

[beefywellingtom]

If you're just joining us, Lex has decided Chloe IS the sexy one after all... Now back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...meet Lana's new friend, Whitney Houston.

Heck after Void, I'm convinced Lana was so stoned during the 1st 2 seasons that she was with the wrong Whitney.

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by Happy Random
If you are just joining us, next weeks episode looks like a rip-off of that 'Saw' show.


Now back to Smallville. :D

If you're just joining us, next week's episode is a Shaggy Dog rip-off where Lex turns into a dog and gets shagged by Shelby. Now back to Smallville.

[Silvershadow]

If you are just joining us, Clark didn't take off his shirt this week.:(
Now back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lana & Lex are going to commit another crime at the Talon.

If you're just joining us...Lex will be showing Lana Bugs Bunny cartoons by her parents' grave.