If you're just joining us....

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...Clark is gonna do a 3-way tap with Lana & the Hypnotic chick...now back to Smallville.


PS.. thanks to Red Phoenix, I get to own this thread..

Thanks Babe!!

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us... Clark is once again caught in a compromising situation with a hot woman. But don't worry, it's "not really his fault" (yeah, right).

And now, back to Dawson's Creek, er, Melrose Place, um, The OC, wait... what show is this again?

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If you're just joining us (again), Lex and Milton Fine are meeting in the Honduran jungle for an Evil Supervillain Barbeque! I'll bring the potato salad, guys!

And now, back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us lana has walked in on clark and crazy blonde girl bumping nasties and accuses the blonde girl of stealing her bra and panties.

if you are just joining us brainiac has returned a million years into the future when the world is ruled by apes.

if you are just joining us lex is still bald lana is still whiney clark is still dorky lois is still biotchy and lionel is still trying to get martha in bed.

[Pal-El]

If your just joining us Chloe has just baked Clark a nice pie, and Brainiac is bringing the wine.

Lex has gone to live in the Phantom Zone with Martha and Lionel has finally embraced his destiny and proposed to Lois.

Lana, who couldnt believe Lois had got there first, promptly had a heart attack and died.

[SmalliesMatt]

if im just joining all i can say is the rest of the season better be good or LOST is gonna look even more better,,,, :(

[UpandAtom]

If you're joining us... Clark once again refuses to get laid by a hot girl.

[StealthyMakoto]

He looks pretty willing until Lana walks in ;)
If you're just joining us, Clana is over!

[Pal-El]

Bout damn time.

[UpandAtom]

If you're just joining us... it's Clark and Alicia all over again.

[attitudejc]

i just want to subscribe to this thread :p

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us........Lexana has begun! Now back to Smallville.

[sprman808]

if you're just joining us....Clark will fly...TONIGHT!.. now back to Smallville...

"crack" goes my magic 8-ball.

[RedPhoenix23]

:lol: If you are just joining us sprman808 has just cracked his ball. Now back to Smallville.

[sprman808]

so my balls are cracked...
:(

anyway.. i reach in and pull this out....

if you're just joining us...Lex gets a stiffy when Lana says she wants to come with him...now back to Smallville.

Is that right? or was it go..not sure if we're coming or going with Lana.

[warriorrenegade]

If you're just joining us, Clark has to apologize again to Lana for not telling her his secret... Oh wait you didn't miss anything now back to SV.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joinging us feet smell now back to smallville.

if you are just joining us pete is back to tell us all to help the starving houndorian children. they need your help now more then ever.

[UpandAtom]

If you're just joining us... Everybody Hates Chris must be over.

[mandylilc14]

Originally posted by UpandAtom
If you're just joining us... Everybody Hates Chris must be over.

:rotfl: :rotfl:
this season better start picking up.. i dont' know how long i can be faithful.. but i'll give it my all...

[UpandAtom]

If you're just joining us... Clark has finally shown why he's called "Smallville"

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us brainiac turns into a gold fish and accidently gets flushed down the toilet.

[UpandAtom]

If you're just joining us... Clark has finally come out of the closet.

[Freemind]

If you're just joining us, we have ripped off the plotline from Heat. Now back to Smallville...

[UpandAtom]

If you're just joining us... we've lost all original ideas so we've just ripped off several episodes of our own show.

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us, Lex has just showed Spike the "banana" in his pocket, now back to Smallville.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/Proud2baGeek/hypnotic1.jpg

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us previously on supernatural meg sent shadow creatures after the boys and their dad. if your looking for smallville it seems like you changed you clock a bit to early.

i dont think that made sense but whatever.

[UpandAtom]

:lol: Made perfect sense to me.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us clark threw the PS2 controller at the TV when he found out the superpowers from Kingdom Hearts doesnt carry over to kingdom hearts 2 and he must relearn all his powers he worked so hard for.

if you are just joining us Lex tracked down Brainiac to see if he can create a kryptonian cure for baldness.

if you are just joining us clark did not fly it was a superjump so get over it.

[UpandAtom]

If you're just joining us... you haven't missed anything.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us... down in front i cant see the screen

[attitudejc]

if your just joining us......don't ask me whats going on cause im confused.

[michaelcox]

If you're just joining us... maybe you should turn off the TV. You haven't missed anything.



I don't remember a real "if you're just joining us" tonight... was there one?

If you're just joing us, Chloe just superspeed away from Lois.

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...I was worrying that I was going to miss out on the return of Smallville...now back to Smallville..

.....
and I sit in my corner murmuring...this sucks..

[GatorTex]

If you're just joining us .... there wasn't one tonight. Thank God because this thread sucked from the get go!

[flcn6]

If your just joining us, Martha finally got the shot gun. Go Martha!...and Now back to Smallville

[Mog-el]

If your just joining us, lex security still sucks. Now back to Smallville.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8574/20060204smallville8iw.gif

[Kriminal]

If your just joining us.....smallville has been canceled due to horrible writing.

....Now back to the series finale

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...welcome back to "Ageless"...now back to Smallville.

[MamaK]

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If you are just joining us, Lex has just showed Spike the "banana" in his pocket, now back to Smallville.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/Proud2baGeek/hypnotic1.jpg

Great catch RedPhoenix23! I was like, WTF...then I checked out your pic and you're right - it totally looks like a banana in his pocket. Or maybe he's just happy to see Brainiac! :) :lol: :;P:

[RedPhoenix23]

Thanks. :D Thats why I thought I better stick the official pic in there - I didn't know if everyone had seen it, and I don't remember how obvious the "banana" was during the actual broadcast of this ep, so even those who saw it probably needed a little reminding. :)

If you are just joining us..Ding Dong Clana is finally dead!! Let the Lexana revolution begin!! Now back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lana & Clark break up, Take 57...and ACTIONNN!!!!

If you're just joining us...you must have gotten KO'd by Chloe, now back to Smallville.

[RedPhoenix23]

Did they do a "If you're just joining us" this week? I don't remember...

[xrayvision]

Nope. I was waiting for it, but it never showed up.

If you're just joining us...

Lois: Chloe season.
Chloe: Lois season.
Lois: Chloe season.
Chloe: Lois season.
Lois: Chloe season.
Chloe: Chloe season.
Lois: Lois season.
Martha's gun (pointed at Lois): BLAMM!!!!

[flcn6]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Nope. I was waiting for it, but it never showed up.

If you're just joining us...

Lois: Chloe season.
Chloe: Lois season.
Lois: Chloe season.
Chloe: Lois season.
Lois: Chloe season.
Chloe: Chloe season.
Lois: Lois season.
Martha's gun (pointed at Lois): BLAMM!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rotfl:

[Cyborg]

If you're just joining us... Clark starts the episodes with 2 girls and ends up with none

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...there's been another murder in the tool's-shed.

[Violas]

If you're just joining us...Clark's real kryptonit is not Green, silver or red..it is one short dark haired girl with the most adorable face on earth, and the sweetest smile on earth (L)

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...those were tears of joy.

[flcn6]

If your just joining us, Lex's security team had a "reason" for not showing up this time, as if they needed one before. *mumbles*I wish i could get paid to not work*...and now back to SV

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...no HR's or RBI's for Clark again, just tagged out at 3rd.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...the S is for Simone!!

[OutlawAngel]

If your just joining us.... please spare yourself and return to watching re runs of Friends before it too late

[Happy Random]

Originally posted by OutlawAngel
If your just joining us.... please spare yourself and return to watching re runs of Friends before it too late

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I wish it really had a warning like this. ;) :D

If you are just joining us, Lois tried to take Clark down, Clark knocked his future woman out, Martha tried to shoot Lois, Chloe wacked Martha with a rolling pin and Lex was hypnotized and almost shot Chloe. My, what a unique way Smallville has of showing its love!!! Now back to Smallville. :D

[Pal-El]

Originally posted by Violas
one short dark haired girl with the most adorable face on earth, and the sweetest smile on earth (L)

Well THATS to be debated:p

[attitudejc]

yeah her hair is pretty long.:p

[Happy Random]

If you are just joining us, Clark has finally admitted that Lana might not be the one for him! :eek:Of course, he still doesn't feel anything for Lois but it will happen!! Now back to Smallville. :D

[jaime,oburg]

If your just joining us Lex just had his ass kicked once again by Clark this season. Wonder when Lex gets the better of him? Ohhh right, now it makes sense, Lexana is coming. Nah nah nah nah nah nah Clark!:p

[netlynn]

if your just joining us ....clark and lois IMO will never make it in Smallville. How does he have time to train and work at the Planet then get with Lois, there isn't enough time!

[BringBackSarah!!]

If you're just joining us... TW has officially assigned me as his double for sex scenes, cuz he's married and his wife is jealous of all the amazingly hot chicks he gets with... and b/c i'm jealous too.

Now back to Smallville.... starring me... the sex double.

[kal-el_Girl]

if you're just joining us.... lex's plan to finally break clark and lana up, has worked (good for you lex, take her away from clark) and now back to smallville.

[attitudejc]

if your just joining us......lex and chloe have just shot someone....again.

[Happy Random]

^^lol!!

If you are just joining us, someone hypnotized someone else into trying to kill Chloe AGAIN! Now back to Smallville. :D

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us, Lex has gotten away with murder again, now back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Simone just turned the bat-boy into the bat-man.

If you're just joining us...the Luthor Mansion is about to get a whole lot more pink.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lana just saved a bunch of money on her car insurance by switching to Lex's chaufeur.

[OutlawAngel]

Originally posted by kal-el_Girl
if you're just joining us.... lex's plan to finally break clark and lana up, has worked (good for you lex, take her away from clark) and now back to smallville.

At last the ankle bitter puppy villians plan has worked for the first time!!!

Break out the chocolate milk!!!

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...you just missed a Spike in Lex's interest in the ship.

If you're just joining us...Lana just got her diamond, err...kryptonite earrings!!