Funniest SV Moments

[Karafan1]

"We don't have time to wait for ancient technology" Kara in "Kara" after Clark said the elevator doors would have opened if she had just waited

[stenochick]

"Premature combustion, that's one I didn't need to know about." Chloe to amnesiac Clark after he shot fire out of his eyes upon seeing Lana.

The whole conversation at the DP between Chloe and Clark about Clark's sex life (or lack thereof) with Lana, but especially the line, "Well, I guess this officially makes me your Krypto-hag."

Again, Chloe to Clark, "You mean this guy can fly!!? Clark you've got to get on that one!"

[Mar-El]

Chloe to Clark in Mortal: "I didn't know super-whining was one of your abilities."

Clark to Lex in Wither (?): "So now even your plants have hidden agendas, too."


Then we have that entire exchange between Jason and Lana in Crusade...
Jason: Okay, my girlfriend invites me to some old crypt for some brass rubbing. I thought it was code for something else.
Lana: Mr. Teague, you have a dirty mind.
Jason: But I have a pure heart.

[stenochick]

Chloe, Lex, and Lionel get the best one-liners.

[Thrill_Seeker]

in promise (lionel to lex) "of course it was, you dont have the guts to plan a succesful murder!" - HAHAHA that was hilarious....seriously who apart from the MB can nail that line.

again lionel to lex in commencement. "for a woman without a heart, genevieve teague certainly had alot of blood"

chloe "gesundheit-ing" clark in sneeze, I thought that was funny.

in devoted (I dunno why I found this funny) clark and lois after seeing chloe come out in the cheerleader outfit.

Lois: oh my god, shes taken the fast train to stepford
Clark: I need you to keep her away from me
Lois: ah- with what? a tranqulizer gun?

and she says something like "my cousing goes martha stewart without doing the jail time, yeah suddenly the power of the press interests me"

hahaha, theres SO many more, smallville has the BEST dialogue !!!!!!!!

[stenochick]

again lionel to lex in commencement. "for a woman without a heart, genevieve teague certainly had alot of blood"

Classic...

May the Magnificent Bastard rest in peace. :)

[berniepooh]

If you enjoy this thread...try the one entitled "The Funniest Scene on Smallville". It's currently on page 11. Maybe the two threads could be combined.

[nenaj]

mine is in onyx.

Clark: real lex is still alive
Lex: I put him in place where I can keep an eye on him and maybe torture him a little when I'm feeling blue

[Karafan1]

From "Arrival"...Lois-"Oh Clark you shouldn't have" Clark-"Actually I didn't"

[dcmarriott]

Lois Lane has great lines in almsot every episode that she appears in, but my favourite is still from "Pariah", Season 4:

"Did she happen to be wearing something low-cut when she spun you that tale, Clark, becasue I'm not sure you're thinking with your BIG brain here."

My wife is a high school teacher, and she often accuses her male students of not thinking with their big brains.

[xrayvision]

(in no particular order)

"So trying to kill me is going to become a full time job?"

Yeah, I really liked that one. My favorite line of his was the ponytail line from Justice. I was laughing my ass off when I first heard that one.

----- Added 3 Minutes later -----

Lionel had many funny lines too. I loved his "The hand" line from Calling. I also like his "Noooooo!!!!!!!!" line after the kryptonite key was stolen in Exodus.

[MBrittan]

My kids cracked up when Jimmy said, "Lex is working with the Egyptians!" in Fallout.

And his "Ring that bell" line at the end of Subterranean was hilarious, partly because of Clark's expression.

Mrs. K,
There was another line I was going to include but didn't because you were still working on that "Crisis" clue in another thread. Now that you've solved it, I'll include a line from that episode. It's from the husband who eventually gets his cell phone and van taken by Adam Knight (upon hearing that Clark is there, asking questions about the cell phone). He says (thinking Clark is a telemarketer):
"They come in person now?" LOL!
:)
-M-

[MrsK]

That was a good line!

[AlwaysRight]

any lines between Clark and Lana post season 6 usually funny(for all the wrong reasons)

[LEXCLARK]

There are endless classics(especially from Lionel, and I need time to think of some of his finer lines) but here's a few....

Lex ( to Lionel) "And hey, why not do the whole thing on Oprah?"

Chloe (to Clark) "Well that one wasn't on the Doppler...not even a BLIP!"

Lex (to brainiac after brainy asks for a drink) "Help yourself....everyone else does"

CK (to thug in S2 Insurgance) "Where's my mom?" (just the way he says it, he sounds like a 5 year old brat)

CK (to cheerleader in S4) "I'll cook you dinner" (again, the delivery is great!)

Martha (possesed by Dawn Stiles to Clark in S4) "I'm just super-pumped about prom"

[lanahot]

Chloe: Clark i have freaked out every alycat in a three block radius.
Clark : Come on lets do it one more time, take it....take it!
Chloe: No Help Please. Please help....
Clark: You've got to give it some feeling, some passion!
Chloe: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Thats in Vengence in season 5. I always find that funny :)

[LEXCLARK]

Lois (season 4)
"I stopped by the coffee shop in town...The Falcon, or something?"

[baltazor]

"Premature combustion, that's one I didn't need to know about." Chloe to amnesiac Clark after he shot fire out of his eyes upon seeing Lana.

The whole conversation at the DP between Chloe and Clark about Clark's sex life (or lack thereof) with Lana, but especially the line, "Well, I guess this officially makes me your Krypto-hag."

Again, Chloe to Clark, "You mean this guy can fly!!? Clark you've got to get on that one!"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: for the first two. The last is not for laughs.... for tears only...

[skylar]

Season4 Lois in Spell:
I'm gorgeous!!!

[nenaj]

There are endless classics(especially from Lionel, and I need time to think of some of his finer lines) but here's a few....

Lex ( to Lionel) "And hey, why not do the whole thing on Oprah?"



I forgat for that one.So faunny line :lol:

[MBrittan]

Gonna need Mrs. K's (or Skully's) photographic memory for this one. Not just a single line, an entire conversation from "Stray". When Dr. Garner comes to pick up Ryan from the Kent Farm and Lex steps in. The delivery of the dialogue in that scene from Michael Rosenbaum is just hysterical. I can't recall the entire back-and-forth between the two but my favorite part was when Lex says,

"I have a counter suit waiting to be filed. The DA is interested in looking into your research practices, especially those involving minors held under duress. The ball's in your court doctor". Totally classic MR!
-M-

[Thrill_Seeker]

^^ that was in ryan, not stray, but yeah good ol' bad-ass lex !!!! hehehe

what about.

there was an interview with JG and MR a while back, it was funny.
JG was joking saying that lionel was really this nice guy and had a very good heart, then it cuts to a scene in tempest with lionel saying to lex.

"ill bury you in smallville and everyone else who takes your side!!!"

then it cuts back to JG and MR just laughing really hard. so funny

[Lex Dance]

I'd love to see that! Any links? The pairing of JG and MR was a masterstroke for the Smallville producers. Pretty much every great line (funny or not) has come from one of them.

[MBrittan]

^^ that was in ryan, not stray

I always get those two episodes mixed up.
-M-

[justice league]

clark: what are you saying dad that im from an other planet so you put my spaceship in the attic
jonathan: actully its in the storm cellar

[super_j_man]

Chloe: Jeez Clark! I didn't realize super-whining was one of your super powers!
Clark: Pete was much better at the pep talks in these situations.
Chloe: What? You told Pete your secret?!
Clark: I kinda had to. He saw my ship.
Chloe: Pete got to see you ship?!

[individuall]

Lois: ...We call him Clarkie-
Clark: We don't call him Clarkie.
Lois: Is it the "ie" part you don't like? Because we can always just make it 'Clark,' but then that would get really confusing. And hey, maybe you should consider changing your name. You could be skipper.

Lois: actually, I kind of... hit him-
Clark: You hit him...with your car!
Lois: No, with my fist..

[SGuthrie27]

There ARE a ton of funny quotes, yup, but... psst... there's a whole other lengthy thread all about Smallville quotes somewhere on this forum. I'll see if I can't bump it up to the first page again.

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[KalEltheBoyscout]

What do you think was the funniest moment in the history of the series? There have been many, but I'm gonna' have to go with Clark's first heat vision experience. :lol: Priceless.

[SmilerTyler]

Episode: Justice

Bart: I want a lawyer.
Lex: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds.

My vote for the funniest line in the series.

[Night_Hawk90]

the bart/lex scene is quite funny with the infamous i want a ponytail remark from lex.
bizarro squeezing lois lanes ass, evil lex(onyx) shooting jonathan in the kneecap i dont know why but the way lex did it was funny

[berniepooh]

Martha Kent dancing in the Kent kitchen after her body has been possessed by Dawn Stiles in the 4th season episode 'Spirit'.

[Mini Wolfsbane]

Clark dialing 911 in Hex.

Or his reaction to being trapped on the roof.

There's more, but a couple of my faves have already been listed.

Edit:
Oh yeah, there's also:

Chloe:I just knocked out Martha Kent!

Clark: Mom, you don't understand. It was magic!
Martha:I'm sure it was.

Lois: Another bubbly...*sees Clark beside her* And a Shirley Temple for the Lady...

Oh, and who can forget:

Lois: you know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants. Pants on everyone!

Best. Line. EVER!

[9-SOSIHTWB]

I like the scene in Leech when Clark and Lex are at the hospital-

Lex (http://smallville.wikia.com/wiki/Lex_Luthor): I wanted to make sure you were all right.
Clark (http://smallville.wikia.com/wiki/Clark_Kent): Yeah, never better. Maybe we can go out in the parking lot and you can hit me with your car.

I just love Clark's line!!!:D

[tyson08]

"Crown's mine b!tch."

"I'm just super pumped about prom!"

Spirit, Season 4. That had some great lines and moments. :lol:

[Clark/Lois-fan]

I still rank Chloe's debut as a Smallville High cheerleader, as one of the funniest things in Smallville :D

Also:

Martha being possessed by Dawn in S4 Spirit :D

Clark in S2 Nocturne. Clark, Byron & Lana are in the Talon, and when Byron quotes Shakespeare, the look on Clark's face is priceless and absolutely hilarious IMO :D

Just every scene with Clois from S4 :D

And there are alot more, but those are the ones I can come up with ATM :D

[Atomic girl]

Great moments everyone! They always bring a smile to my face.

Although mentioned before, Martha channeling her inner teenage self, too funny, and Lex wanting a ponytail........

[Queenrocks77]

I loved the Lois cake!!! :lol:

[LuthorKent90]

Red. Clex. Red. :lol:

And the commentary made it even better!! :lol: :lol:

*wants to rewatch*

[Glove]

Heat

The Lions and Turtles movie and Clark finding out about
his heat vision. Classic.

[Supsfan]

I think I never laughed more on Smallville then in Onyx when Lex told Lana, she is the most perfect person in the world and deserves better then Jason(I honestly burst out laughing). Sadly the writers were being serious

Of the scenes listed the Gone shower scene

[LoveHurts38]

Lois Lane and Clark Kent Shower Scene .

[Smallville Vamp]

The shower scene got my vote. The way AO made Ma Kent come to life was so funny at times, she didn't need any dialogue her expressions said it all. I absolutely loved her and miss her to this day, it would be so great if she makes a few guest appearances in season 9... :)

[Joe90]

The Shower Scene Clark/Clois were so Funny and then been cought by clarks parents...

Most of us have been in this situation with our parents.hehe

Agree:angie miss martha too:lol:

[xrayvision]

The funniest scene was the scarecrow burning in Heat. That had some great awkwardness with Jonathan looking on and that smile Clark had when he set fire to the scarecrow. Jonathan himself was laughing at that.

[HeroesUnlimited]

Desiree setting Lex's back on fire in Heat.

[costas22]

Two scenes come to mind. One is Clark calling 911 in Hex. The other is from Forever, when Lana hits that guy from behind with that crate. The transition from him laughing to getting slammed was priceless!

[xrayvision]

I laughed my ass off when I saw Lex on fire as did my brother. The flickering lights in the ambulance when Dr. Walden woke up in Calling was also funny. I also loved the Jorel soap and so much of Labyrinth.

[HeroesUnlimited]

I laughed my ass off when I saw Lex on fire as did my brother.

Good, glad it's not just me. I have a pretty sick sense of humor. Along those same lines, I also got a kick out of the scene at the end of Bound when Clark superspeeds and hits Shannon Bell out of his way to get to Lex. It's funny when "normal" time returns and we see her FLYING into the wall. I got a kick out of that. :)

[Storm45]

The other is from Forever, when Lana hits that guy from behind with that crate. The transition from him laughing to getting slammed was priceless!

OMG, I remember that scene! I also thought it was funny:lol: The guy for once was all relax while talking. The camera was close to his face when he started to chuckle then it ended so abruptly...

I voted for the scene between Clark and Chloe in Vengeance.

[terri7015]

The shower scene. hahahaha I love when Clark is like showerS... we took separate showerS. lol :D

[xrayvision]

Good, glad it's not just me. I have a pretty sick sense of humor. Along those same lines, I also got a kick out of the scene at the end of Bound when Clark superspeeds and hits Shannon Bell out of his way to get to Lex. It's funny when "normal" time returns and we see her FLYING into the wall. I got a kick out of that. :)

I also thought Clark going all cowboy with his jacket was hilariuous. I think someone referred to it as "Cowboy Jiggy" or something.

[costas22]

I voted for the scene between Clark and Chloe in Vengeance.

Oh yeah, that gets my vote too.

[xrayvision]

I loved the scene with Lionel & the coroner when he tells her to send "it" to him, referring to Dr. Walden's hand. And then when she asks him what, he looks at her like she's crazy & as if it wasn't obvious that he was referring to the hand.

[firefly2000]

I loved Blank. Clark was so funny trying to relearn his powers. When he jerked the screen door off the hinges, I cracked up. I also adored Chloe for protecting him and keeping his secret.

I also loved Transference. Tom Welling nailed that whole episode. He walked around with that same cocky, bemused expression Lionel always has on his face, I loved it.

[xrayvision]

I loved Blank. Clark was so funny trying to relearn his powers. When he jerked the screen door off the hinges, I cracked up. I also adored Chloe for protecting him and keeping his secret.

I also loved Transference. Tom Welling nailed that whole episode. He walked around with that same cocky, bemused expression Lionel always has on his face, I loved it.

That riot scene in Transference was hilarious. The people running this show have to understand that the funniest stuff is when they don't try to be funny or when it's natural to the scene (like most of Heat).

Clark also had a priceless eyeroll in Nocturne when Byron started reading some poetry lines to Lana.

[Sweetie]

Lois & Clark's shower scene :lol:

[e-µ-i]

Nothing, and I mean nothing, can beat the Clois shower scene. One of the best moments in Smallville history.

[xrayvision]

Nothing, and I mean nothing, can beat the Clois shower scene. One of the best moments in Smallville history.

I didn't think that scene was funny. In my opinion, they were trying too hard to make it funny and it ruined it for me.

I thought Lionel yelling after his kryptonite key was stolen in Exodus was much funnier. I also liked Dr. Walden's "The day is coming" in Calling, and everything in Labyrinth, especially the Jorel soap and the Lex wheelchair scene with the spit flying out his mouth.

[Super-ville]

anyone notice in Gemini (i think) when Chloe was walking and talking to Bizarro in the DP, and he was mocking her behind her back. I thought that was funny, but very subtle.

[HeroesUnlimited]

I thought Lionel yelling after his kryptonite key was stolen in Exodus was much funnier.

He wasn't very happen when Jeremiah took off with the Star Blade either, lol

[Lilah]

I loved the entire episode of Sneeze...

"Awwe does Clarkie have the sniffles?"

LOL! CLASSIC!

[costas22]

I don't know if this mentioned, but i think Clark speeding away from Lois in Crimson was pretty funny.Lol

[HeroesUnlimited]

Nothing, and I mean nothing, can beat the Clois shower scene. One of the best moments in Smallville history.


That scene was too "romantic comedy" for me. I'm more of a slapstick kind of guy.

[xrayvision]

He wasn't very happen when Jeremiah took off with the Star Blade either, lol

I loved Pete's comeback also. Right after Lionel told him people are at their weakest when they're angry, Pete threw his words right back in his face. Lionel's reaction where he was about to hit Pete & the expression on his face were priceless.

Yeah, Lionel was pissed about the Starblade too. Lionel getting pissed was a sign of funny things to come. I loved his line to the coroner about sending him Walden's hand. I was laughing my ass off when I first saw that.

[Night_Hawk90]

one of my favs is when lex confronts lionel about the symbols he carved in arrival and lionel responds i think with "wasnt i creative" or something like that. Lionel/lex banter was the best of the show always made me laugh

[lexrulz]

I really like Heat when Clark is trying to figure out how to do his heat vision and Jonathan sets up the scarcrow for Clark to concentrate. When Jonathan asks Clark what he was thinking of when it happened and Clark was too embarrased to tell his dad he was thinking about sex. I just thought that was a funny scene. I also like X-ray when he was staring in the girls locker room and was smiling. That was funny also.

[Canary]

I Really liked in Spell When Clark Was Danceing , Holy crap that made me laugh so hard, and i loved the clois caught in the shower scene, and in Krypto i kinda liked it when lois is argueing with clark about shelby's name and suggests that clark should change his name ;) and also at the end of spell when Johnathan finds a bra, and martha is like "Where did that come from?" :D

[costas22]

Guys, i think i have found the funniest scene in Smallville history:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2MlbDHqyzg

Tom must have loved that line,lol! Genius!

[music_man86]

The scene in Hex in which Chloe(as Lois) tries to convince Clark that he's an alien with superpowers. The 9-1-1 call, the rusty door handle, the "incredible acoustics", Chloe trying to hit him with a metal pipe... all hilarious. :D

[Mr. Clark Kent27]

Lois makes a cake, "from scratch."

I pictured a funny scene on SMallville that I wished they used in "Justice" when the JL team would make fun of Aquaman, I wish there could have been a scene such as...:

Oliver: Victor, start using everything you can with your cybernetic powers to locate Bart. And Clark, just do whatever you can if you're not going to join the team. And Arthur, why don't you go--

Victor/Cyborg interupurts:--talk to some fish!

(then Clark and the rest of the team crack up laughing) AC looks insulted.

As much as that would have been cheesey, I would have loved it if that happened.

[THEcrownsMINE]

Guys, i think i have found the funniest scene in Smallville history:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2MlbDHqyzg

Tom must have loved that line,lol! Genius!

i was trying to think of a funny moment (which is really hard considering i laugh at every lame, corny, cheesy joke/reference the show throws at us) and then i clicked the link and was likee ooohh yeah. maybe it didnt make me laugh the most, but just seeing clark kent say that line is like *o.m.g.*. can't believe i didnt think of it right off the bat, seeing as it is my username...:p

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

Its not the funniest, but in Justice, the conversation (below) between Bart and Lex is priceless.

Bart: I want a lawyer.
Lex: And I want ponytail. Dissapointment abounds.

[music_man86]

Its not the funniest, but in Justice, the conversation (below) between Bart and Lex is priceless.

Bart: I want a lawyer.
Lex: And I want ponytail. Dissapointment abounds.
LOL I forgot about that scene. :lol:

[Reporter]

I voted the Clark/Chloe pretend mugger scene in "Vengeance" LOL

This one isn't on the list, but one of the funniest lines, IMO, is in "Spell" When Jonathon holds up a bra he's found in the barn, and Martha's all "Where did that come from?" The way she says it is what makes it hilarious.

[tmchale1970]

i loved the scene when lois lana and chloe are possesed by the witches and putting the spell on every one in the barn and clark dancing like a complete dork.and also later when martha finds the panties in the kitchen and clark says "it was magic" and martha responds "i bet it was" also the scene in devoted when clark goes up to mandy at the pool party and says in the most pathetic voice"im devoted to you"also clark speeding away from perry white the look on clarks face when the shot slows down a bit is priclesss also perry`s expression to.

[Gonenk]

Lois: Clark, hurry, do something!
Clark : You are right Lois! Nine-one-one..
That was really great.

[Lazy Boy]

Its not the funniest, but in Justice, the conversation (below) between Bart and Lex is priceless.

Bart: I want a lawyer.
Lex: And I want ponytail. Dissapointment abounds.

That was a classic one! :lol:

[SGuthrie27]

^^^ Haha, that was a good one!

There are so many funny lines on this show, and hilarious scenes.

I liked it in "Stiletto" when Clark was confronting Lois about her masked persona, and she said "I have to get back to my cave."

All the "Hex" stuff was a hoot to watch. Clueless Clark was pretty hilarious.

Here's a few other scenes/lines that I also got a kick out of:

Chloe in Cool: Okay, wait! I'm not some crash test dummy you guys can use to try out your dating skills. You, if you like Lana so much, why don't you just ask her out and get it over with? And you, stop acting like a Vegas bookie picks your dates. And both of you, treat me better.

Chloe (also in Cool): I'm swearing off men.
Pete: Maybe you should just swear off heat-seeking horn dogs.
Chloe: The next time a guy asks me out, I am definitely doing an in-depth background check.

Chloe (in Shimmer when checking out the leaves with the make-you-invisible stuff on them): Uh... Clark?
Clark: What happened?
Chloe: I just touched it. Okay, I'm not officially weirded out. What is this?
Clark: I don't know, but if you rubbed that all over, you'd be --
Chloe: Naked?

Chloe (in Kinetic): Well, I am perturbed with you, Clark. I'm also mad that you didn't put out the Chicago fire of 1871, or prevent the fall of the Roman Empire, making you directly responsible for the Dark Ages.

Chloe (in Stray about Ryan James): The mystery deepens. I still can't figure out how he knew that Kaspar Hauser was murdered.
Clark: Well, you weren't exactly wearing a poker face. Ryan does say weird things. I mean, he even said that you wanted me to ask you to prom and that you'd already bought a dress. It's not pink, is it?
Chloe: Uh... okay, I-I, you know, I was just looking at it. It's not like I actually bought it.
Clark: How would Ryan know that?
Chloe: I don't know. Maybe he's an alien or maybe he called Miss Cleo. You know, I don't know.

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[tmchale1970]

the stupid english accent lois puts on when she says to clark she has to get back to her cave in stilleto.chloes quote i arrival when she is in the hospital with clark"loose lips sink and ive sunk a flowtilla

[SnowBird]

So many wonderful moments in Smallville but from the list I had to go with the Lois and Clark shower scene;)

[Chewbacca]

The end scene in Crimson with Clark and Lois, so funny.

[captaincrunch1199]

Lois has seen Clark naked, and she keeps calling him Smallville LMAO

[9-SOSIHTWB]

I like the scene from Vengeance!
The Chlois scene from Gone was also quite funny!!

[marcella]

The ring shop scene in Committed is very funny

[Farm_Girl]

What about the rooftop scene in Hex? It's absolutely hillarious. "I believe this door needs better maintenance" and "The accoustics up here are amazing" Tom Welling was just hillarious in that scene. I laugh every time I watch it.

[WickedSusi]

What about the rooftop scene in Hex? It's absolutely hillarious. "I believe this door needs better maintenance" and "The accoustics up here are amazing" Tom Welling was just hillarious in that scene. I laugh every time I watch it.

I loved that scene too.

The scene that always makes me laugh is the message Lois leaves on her and Chloe answering machine about Clark coming to her rescue and then she's like chalk that one up to alcohol poisoning. She's so mean to Clark some times, but i love it.

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Lois has seen Clark naked, and she keeps calling him Smallville LMAO

:rotfl:

[amalie]

My new favourite (after the famous Clark dance) is Clark under Zatanna's spell in Hex. From the "911" call to the rules of reporting to the rooftop scene.

[Nerwen Aldarion]

I say None of the above: my favorite funny scene was in committed with Lois and Clark posing as a couple at the Jewelers and Oliver runs into them. "Muffin," "Pumpkin," and the infamous, "He has performance anxiety" plus Oliver's face was priceless.

[rockyshadow]

The jewelry store scene in "Committed", the rooftop scene with Chloe-as-Lois with 'normal' Clark in "Hex", Clark running away from love potioned Lois in "Crimson."

[amandaa125]

My favorite is lois' fake accent she tries to pull off to make clark think it's not her in stiletto. Cracks me up everytime :D

[LuckyLois]

My all time favorite I think is when Lois tells Clark about the GA kiss with Chloe egging her on! Tom can even blush on cue!!:lol:

Also love the lap dance when he doesn't know where to stick the money.

Tom dancing in "Spell" is priceless!!

OH, I just remembered the scene where he has to zip her up, and then she tells the bad guy that Clark was still "wet behind the ears". Classic!

Also the "rules of reporting" , "Smallville you have a terrible poker face, gimme, gimme. I think we should hang it up!

[SnowBird]

All the best fun scenes are between Lois and Clark:) I'm looking forward to more.

[amidaladaae]

Clark dialing 911 in Hex.

Or his reaction to being trapped on the roof.

Lois: you know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants. Pants on everyone!

Best. Line. EVER!

Everything in Hex was hilarious! Except ED as Chloe during the roof scene when she closes the door (she does it in a very obnoxious and feminine way then plops her head up in the air) was too much like Lois. Funny but it really, really felt like Lois. Then she says "OPEN THE DAMN DOOR CLARK!"

Committed: "I take it I took a spin on the porcelain highway." "It was more like a cross-country trip." *Lois groans*

My favorites outside of S8:

-In Facade when Erica knocks out Abby's mom and says "biiiitch." Her delivery is so dry but awesome!
-In Sneeze when the door falls out of the sky right where Lois happens to be running.
-In Justice where Bart says he wants a lawyer and Lex throws his arms up to sarcastically say "And I want a pony tail. Disappointment abounds."
-Clark bailing out on Lois at superspeed in the beginning of Crimson.
-Bizarro hitting on Lois in the S7 premier.
-Clark and Lana's seismic sex in Wrath. The way they showed the earth quaking through a landscape then cutting to Chloe staring at her coffee like some outtake to a Godzilla movie--hilarious!!!!!

[wildcherryx-]

There are so many, but out of the poll i picked the clois shower scene :D

On of my fave funny moments would have to be Hydro: The morning after the 'green arrow' kiss! That scene between Clark, Lois and Chloe is hilarious!! Chloe's facial expressions are just amazing :D

[wellinglover66]

The rooftop scene in Hex was definitely hilarious.:lol:

Also, in Sneeze when Clark blows the barn door off its hinges and it almost hits Lois.:lol:

[Canary]

My all time favorite I think is when Lois tells Clark about the GA kiss with Chloe egging her on! Tom can even blush on cue!!:lol:

Also love the lap dance when he doesn't know where to stick the money.

Tom dancing in "Spell" is priceless!!

OH, I just remembered the scene where he has to zip her up, and then she tells the bad guy that Clark was still "wet behind the ears". Classic!

Also the "rules of reporting" , "Smallville you have a terrible poker face, gimme, gimme. I think we should hang it up!


Omg. Tom dancing in Spell is so Hilarious!:lol:

lap dance scene xD! priceless,

But the 911 Call seems to be on the top on my list right now xD!

[The Short One]

Crimson, by far! (At least for me.)

The look on Clark's face and the way he says "Welcome to the love fest." has me in stitches every time!

When Lois calls Abby's mom a ***** and knocks her over is pretty funny, too!

[chumchees]

The end of Justice, Lex tells Lionel that some guards described a man that looked like Clark Kent. Then Lionel covers for Clark. What he said was so detailed and he says it so convincingly. Something like: Clark, impossible, I was having dinner with him. Martha made pot roast with potatoes and tiny baby carrots, clark had 3 helpings. He gives such a detailed response and Lexs face is priceless.

[Livstevi21]

My favorite funniest moments in SV.

When Clark sneezes in Sneeze and blows the barn door that almost hits Lois.
Clark and Chloe in Sneeze, when Chloe tells Clark to ''huff puff and blow this door down.'' :lol:

Lois coming on to Clark in Crimson and the mixed CD. ''Wow. How did I never notice what big, strong hands you have?'' :lol: :p Oh, and Clark's quick exit.

Chloe affected by love potion in Devoted coming onto Clark.

In Transference - Edgar: ''Is that really you in there Lionel?''
Lionel (in Clark's body): ''No, it's the Easter bunny.'' :rotfl:

Spirit - Dawn in Martha's body, singing and dancing to ''La La'' and eating ice cream. :rotfl:

The rooftop scene in Hex. :rotfl: :rotfl:

Martha's face in Spell when Jonathan comes in, holding up the bra that was left in the barn after the party. Clark: ''It was magic.'' Martha: ''I'm sure it was.'' :lol:

Oh and the shower scene with Clark and Lois in Gone was pretty funny too. Martha's face when Lois says ''Hi Mrs Kent''. So funny.

Clark's dancing in Spell. H.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s. :rotfl:

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The end of Justice, Lex tells Lionel that some guards described a man that looked like Clark Kent. Then Lionel covers for Clark. What he said was so detailed and he says it so convincingly. Something like: Clark, impossible, I was having dinner with him. Martha made pot roast with potatoes and tiny baby carrots, clark had 3 helpings. He gives such a detailed response and Lexs face is priceless.

Ahhh that is classic. :lol:

[taquitotexano09]

Clark dancing in Spell. Hands down.

[VilleFan]

Martha's Dawn Stiles possession really did it for me. I love Annette O'Toole for fearlessly jamming out to "Lala." This song is now referred to in my household as the "Martha Kent Anthem."

Thank you Annette & SV writers! :) :D

[Kal-el 26]

What made just laugh all the way? the serious scene's that do really stupid things or just the plain and Stupid, but yet hillrious episodes.

[Mr. Clark Kent27]

Lex at that Welsh girl, "you call sleeping with me business? Tsk. I hate to think what that makes you." ****** slap*

[Supermania]

Out of the options you've given us, I think that the scene in Season Four where Lois and Clark are acught in the shower together is funny. The banter they give one another in that scene is hilarious too!

[nate-dog1701d]

Clark singing in the shower in Escape. "I can't tell you, Lois."

[urrutiap]

Funniest moment

Season 3's Truth
"Fitz."

[kaichen04]

When the Kents find a bra in the barn in "Spell" and Clark tells them "it was magic" and Mrs. Kent replies, with a sly tone, "I'm sure it was".

[inTWelligent]

^Like

[urrutiap]

Its funny that Johnathon and Martha can accept that when they catch Clark with a girl in the barn or find out about the stuff the next day they'll accept it as red krpytonite incident or some weird possession moment but when it comes to witches they scoff at it LOL

[smokedkill]

The funniest moment for me was in season 5 when Lana and Clark finally had sex and he was sneaking her out in the morning before his parents got up. When they got downstairs his parents were standing there. The expressions on their face was hilarious.

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[lex fan 10]

The shower scene with lois and clark hahahahhaha and the kents

[Starkiller]

None of these were options, but I always seemed to laugh at classic-villain Lionel of the first few seasons. He had some hilarious scenes. One that jumps to mind is Season 2's "Calling" where he encounters Helen in Lex's manor office.


Lionel: Oh my. Seems I've antagonized the lady of the house. Please, would you tell my son I dropped by to offer my best wishes? Oh, no. That would be difficult, wouldn't it? Because then we'd have to explain that we ran into each other when we were in here and I caught you snooping and, oh... Oh that could get really messy. Especially with your wedding day almost upon us.
Helen: Get out.
Lionel: Can I ask you a question, Helen? Why are you marrying Lex?
Helen: Because I love him.
Lionel: Hmm.

Lionel's "hmm" at the end is always what gets me bursting out laughing.

Then again another scene in Season 3's "Truth" where Chloe gets Lionel's confession that he killed his parents on her voicemail only to find this message left.


Lionel's voice: Hello, Miss Sullivan. It's only me. Um... oh, no need to look for that conversation we had earlier. It's gone, and, um... well, that's it. No need to call back.

Oh, Lionel, how you kept me young.

[jjgravitas]

Season 9, Escape, an unusual situation comedy for Smallville: Clark and Lois and Oliver and Chloe find themselves at the same bed-n-breakfast inn. Oliver and Clark make awkward conversation at the dinner table ("I just got a new compound bow." "I stopped a bank robbery"). Later, Chloe (possessed by the Silver Banshee) wearing only a towel, walks in on Clark who is in the shower, apparently wanting to join him under the spray. Clark is shocked that Chloe would interrupt him in so private a moment. Just as Chloe drops towel, who should walk in but Lois, dressed in an outlandish Scottish outfit complete with kilts, presumably planning some kinky fun with Clark. When Lois touches Chloe, the spirit of the Silver Banshee transfers to Lois, who leaves, and Chloe passes out into Clark's arms -- they're both naked. When Chloe comes to and realizes the situation they are in, she freaks and runs out the door, leaving Clark standing there with a confused look on his face, wondering what the hell just happened.

#%^0 (Ooooh nooo!)

[ReignoftheSupermen]

None of these choices are all that funny. My favorite is when Desiree sets Lex on fire in Heat. Classic!