View Full Version : How can Lana afford insurance?
Steelegrave
02-17-2006, 12:12 PM
Lana is absolutely the most dangerous driver ever to get behind the wheel. How many accidents has this girl had. No insurance company on the planet would give an 18yr old with 30 accidents insurance. She flat ran into a guy with a coffee cup in her hand fumbling with CDs or something. She should be locked up!
smallville_fetish
02-17-2006, 12:24 PM
She probably got Lex to pull some strings.
Coyote
02-17-2006, 12:27 PM
She probably learned to drive from her old boyfriend, Whitney.
fugazzi
02-17-2006, 03:57 PM
can't be good for KK as a driver. double whammy, 1, she's female, 2, she's partly asian :)
tec611
02-17-2006, 04:00 PM
well Lana is caucasian in Smallville haha. and GIRLS get better car insurance than BOYS.
I dont know how anyone is smallville gets car insurance. The Kents wreck twice as many cars as Lana does.
muffinpeddler
02-18-2006, 09:35 AM
Maybe the car insurance is the REAL reason JK sold the back 40! LOL!
Steelegrave
02-18-2006, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by tec611
well Lana is caucasian in Smallville haha. and GIRLS get better car insurance than BOYS.
I dont know how anyone is smallville gets car insurance. The Kents wreck twice as many cars as Lana does.
Its never the Kents fault though (except when Clark tried to run over Chloe), usually something runs into them, but Lana is constantly running into ****, she's brutal.
RedPhoenix23
02-18-2006, 01:24 PM
LOL, I just don't get all the Lana wrecks all the time threads. Her car got totaled a tornado, big whoop, alot of cars got totaled then. She wrecks in Reckoning, but the day gets reset so it NEVER happens, car insurance can't go up for a wreck that never occured, LOL they might try it, but don't believe them! Then she wrecks in Cyborg, so one wrecked car in season one and an accident in season five, doesn't seem like a lot really.
Happy Random
02-18-2006, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by muffinpeddler
Maybe the car insurance is the REAL reason JK sold the back 40! LOL!
:lol: Maybe the reason that Martha wanted it back was because she was gonna open up a car insurance place on that back lot, to help the farm financially. :D
sari_chem
02-19-2006, 10:51 AM
Didn't Martha hit Ryan?
Didn't Lois hit Shelby?
Lana isn't the only one who crashes cars.
Perksy
02-19-2006, 01:24 PM
:lol: Smallville should set up their own destruction derby with the Kents, Lana, Lois, Lex, hell everybody in Smallville.
:lol:
LuckyKrypto
02-19-2006, 01:50 PM
Lana gets her car insurance where everyone else in Smallville does.
Hazzard County Car Insurance :)
Best deals around I hear
kaatiedid
02-19-2006, 01:59 PM
It doesn't matter though if an accident is not your fault. If you get into so many accidents that "aren't your fault" it starts highly indicating to the insurance people that you really are at fault.
Oh well though. It is Smallville. I will suspend my disbelief about this and pretend that insurance is free.
~Katie~
Originally posted by Steelegrave
Lana is absolutely the most dangerous driver ever to get behind the wheel. How many accidents has this girl had. No insurance company on the planet would give an 18yr old with 30 accidents insurance. She flat ran into a guy with a coffee cup in her hand fumbling with CDs or something. She should be locked up!
Everyones car in Smallville isn't safe. :lol:
Steelegrave
02-19-2006, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by sari_chem
Didn't Martha hit Ryan?
Didn't Lois hit Shelby?
Lana isn't the only one who crashes cars.
Wow relax the post is a joke don't get so upset. Everyone please leave poor Lana alone.
Happy Random
02-19-2006, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by LuckyKrypto
Lana gets her car insurance where everyone else in Smallville does.
Hazzard County Car Insurance :)
Best deals around I hear
:rotfl: :rotfl:
superman_115
02-20-2006, 09:35 AM
Well, at least Lana car hasn't exploded like the Kent's and Pete's car, including Whitney.
Lana is a fender bender queen, Kent's is an exploding nightmare.
Lobby4Chloe
02-21-2006, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by fugazzi
can't be good for KK as a driver. double whammy, 1, she's female, 2, she's partly asian :)
Ha, ha, I am Asian, and even my mother (who is Asian) hates female Asian drivers (she's quite the nascar queen in her minivan). I can't speak for the Dane part of KK though... funny...
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