View Full Version : Where was Lois and/or Shelby? Contest Of The Week!
Lana_Lang #1
02-16-2006, 07:57 PM
The best explanations win a Lana doll that when you destroy her she magically puts herself back together again!
Destroy Lana over and over again!
Batteries not included...
For those non Lana haters first prize are your choice of a Clark, Lana, Chloe, Lex or Lois poseable doll with a range of clothes. Dress up your favourite man, women or Scooby however you want!
Come On Everyone! :D
OutlawAngel
02-16-2006, 07:59 PM
She was helping Shelby do the farm work.
Someone has to do it!
Happy Random
02-16-2006, 08:29 PM
Lois was out buying more Ding-Dongs, and switching to Geico. (hey, Smallville roads are dangerous to it's civilans, and you run a higher risk of hitting a super-powered person or other obstacle if you have ever lived there and/or live there now! :D)
amberdawn
02-16-2006, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by Happy Random
Lois was out buying more Ding-Dongs, and switching to Geico. (hey, Smallville roads are dangerous to it's civilans, and you run a higher risk of hitting a super-powered person or other obstacle if you have ever lived there and/or live there now! :D)
:lol:
farmboy20
02-16-2006, 08:35 PM
she came home but thought it was the wrong place because clark was sitting there wearing glasses.
JB5150
02-16-2006, 08:36 PM
(Think I'll run with this one)
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Originally posted by Happy Random
Lois was out buying more Ding-Dongs, and switching to Geico. (hey, Smallville roads are dangerous to it's civilans, and you run a higher risk of hitting a super-powered person or other obstacle if you have ever lived there and/or live there now! )
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Lois was GOING to change to geico, but then Shelby ate the gecko. Unfortunately, the gecko from geico was infected by meteor rocks giving it the ability to speak in an odd english accent and do the robot. By eating this, Shelby now has the ability to blend into his surroundings, meaning he was in EVERY scene, you just couldn't see him while he blended into the walls...
Happy Random
02-16-2006, 08:38 PM
So is she with State Farm or American Family Insurance?? :confused:
Hey, if Shelby can speak, maybe he will get Clark to fess up to Lana now!! I LOVE THAT DOGGY!! :D
farmboy20
02-16-2006, 08:38 PM
now we know where the Ding-Dongs went
rogueX
02-16-2006, 09:12 PM
I think shelby was trying to sell the super secret beans recepie while lois was having a slow-mo walk on the beach with the gecko.
OutlawAngel
02-16-2006, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by JB5150
(Think I'll run with this one)
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Originally posted by Happy Random
Lois was out buying more Ding-Dongs, and switching to Geico. (hey, Smallville roads are dangerous to it's civilans, and you run a higher risk of hitting a super-powered person or other obstacle if you have ever lived there and/or live there now! )
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Lois was GOING to change to geico, but then Shelby ate the gecko. Unfortunately, the gecko from geico was infected by meteor rocks giving it the ability to speak in an odd english accent and do the robot. By eating this, Shelby now has the ability to blend into his surroundings, meaning he was in EVERY scene, you just couldn't see him while he blended into the walls...
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Shalamarke
02-16-2006, 10:06 PM
Shelby is currently filming "Poochie and the Freak," a spinoff mix of Smallville and Beauty and the Geek where dogs are paired up with former FOTWs in a reality TV series to win big money.
The object is for the poochies to learn how to creatively incorporate meteor rocks into everyday life, while the freaks use the dogs for pet therapy in an effort to learn to cope with their various meteor-induced abnormalities.
The winner is the team who has made the biggest change and they will be awarded $250,000 and a year's supply of kibble.
Lois co-produces the show with Ashton Kutcher. Rumors of problems with Demi are pure speculation at this time...
~ OR ~
Shelby is clamped to the seat of Lionel's pants by her teeth - you can almost see her in the scene where Lionel gets out of the car.
Lois can be seen in Ford Fusion crossover ads, featuring her driving the red car on a closed course outside her father's military station.
Happy Random
02-17-2006, 05:03 PM
Lois was taking her Ford Fusion off of jumps. In honor of Jonathon Kents memory of course, it had nothing to do with the fact that she was high on Ding-Dongs..... Shelby was in the back seat with his head out the window. :D
bobser
02-17-2006, 05:05 PM
Lois was visiting Pete Ross in the phantom zone of forgotten friends.
cxianet
02-17-2006, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by JB5150
(Think I'll run with this one)
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Originally posted by Happy Random
Lois was out buying more Ding-Dongs, and switching to Geico. (hey, Smallville roads are dangerous to it's civilans, and you run a higher risk of hitting a super-powered person or other obstacle if you have ever lived there and/or live there now! )
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Lois was GOING to change to geico, but then Shelby ate the gecko. Unfortunately, the gecko from geico was infected by meteor rocks giving it the ability to speak in an odd english accent and do the robot. By eating this, Shelby now has the ability to blend into his surroundings, meaning he was in EVERY scene, you just couldn't see him while he blended into the walls...
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
So she's with State Farm now?
Originally posted by Shalamarke
Shelby is currently filming "Poochie and the Freak," a spinoff mix of Smallville and Beauty and the Geek where dogs are paired up with former FOTWs in a reality TV series to win big money.
The object is for the poochies to learn how to creatively incorporate meteor rocks into everyday life, while the freaks use the dogs for pet therapy in an effort to learn to cope with their various meteor-induced abnormalities.
The winner is the team who has made the biggest change and they will be awarded $250,000 and a year's supply of kibble.
Lois co-produces the show with Ashton Kutcher. Rumors of problems with Demi are pure speculation at this time...
:rotfl:
Poochie and the Freak...that's brilliant.
Happy Random
02-17-2006, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by cxianet
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
So she's with State Farm now?
No, she's with Kent Farm insurance now. (see my first post in the 'If you are just joining us' thread ;))
cxianet
02-17-2006, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Happy Random
No, she's with Kent Farm insurance now. (see my first post in the 'If you are just joining us' thread ;))
Erm, sorry? I don't know where this thread is...a url please?
Mrs.Bizzaro
02-17-2006, 05:15 PM
lois was in metropolis at an obgyn appointment...shelby was holding her ....ummm....HAND!!
Happy Random
02-17-2006, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by cxianet
Erm, sorry? I don't know where this thread is...a url please?
It is on pg. 3 of the Cyborg discussions thread. I have a confession to make. I don't know how to put a URL in a post. :o
Lois was helping Martha make up a new IluvClois dance. (see my avatar) Shelby was running the music. :D
Edit: I just posted on it, my post is on pg. 1, post 2 of that thread, and the thread is now on pg. one of Cyborg discussion. :)
superhippie2000
02-18-2006, 08:58 AM
biting you in the butt for stealing the thread i made. grrrrrrrrrr woof woof bite bite errrrrrrrrr
Lobby4Chloe
02-18-2006, 09:03 AM
Wow. And here, I was just being simple assuming Shelby was taking a holiday on the 'back 40'.
Lois is probably taking a cruise in her new car since all of her friends have seemed to forgotten about her. Maybe she's looking for a new apartment after the 'corpse in my bathroom wall' incident. I don't know if you could burn enough incense sticks....
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