If you are just joining us...

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us...

If you are just Joining us Lex has tied Cyborg to the table and, unlike Aquaman, threatens to drench him in water so he gets all rusty.


If you are just joining us Cyborg asks Lex if tieing him to the bed is how he ends all of his dates.

If you are just joining us Lana gets her drivers liscenes revoked due to her careless driving.

[Rosey]

If you're just joining us you better get your fill of this new episode because there won't be another one until April. :(

[RedPhoenix23]

I think I heard somewhere that the next new one is March 30th, but thats pretty much April anyways. :D

[Rosey]

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
I think I heard somewhere that the next new one is March 30th, but thats pretty much April anyways. :D I was going by what is on the Spoilers page. Still, it's a long time.

If you're just joining us Lex is going to show the 6-million dollar man what a billionaire can do.

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us Pete has come back to promote the new Cyborg action figure which is more powerful then your Clark Kent action figure.

If you are just joining us...no that is not Jax from Mortal Kombat.

[Happy Random]

If you are just joining us, fans are irritated that we have to wait for over a month for new episodes of Smallville. :mad:

If you are just joining us, Clark has discovered a way to save the farm! Introducing Kent Farm insurance!! Covering everything that can happen to your car (and we mean everything)
*to American Family Insurance jingle* Faster than a speeding bullet, Kent Farm is there!! :D
please note: replacment cars come only in red and blue ;)
Now back to Smallville :)

[Supercanuck]

If you're just joining us, I've been trapped here since the first episode of Season five. Some idiot locked the door and I can't get out. Call for help...oh yeah now back to Smallville.

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us...Lex bought Lana a pimped out Cadillac Escalade after that meanie Cyborg wrecked her old SUV...Now back to Smallville.


Originally posted by Supercanuck
If you're just joining us, I've been trapped here since the first episode of Season five. Some idiot locked the door and I can't get out. Call for help...oh yeah now back to Smallville.

:rotfl:

If you're just joining us, that was me and no I won't let you out. But if you're good i'll give you some cookies and turn the TV up so you can at least listen to the new Smallville eppy. Now back to Smallville.

[Supercanuck]

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23




:rotfl:

If you're just joining us, that was me and no I won't let you out. But if you're good i'll give you some cookies and turn the TV up so you can at least listen to the new Smallville eppy. Now back to Smallville.


DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH!

:lol: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us...Yes ladies Clark is naked under his clothes.

[LuckyKrypto]

If you are just joining us Smallville is bringing on another hero from the DC universe that ISN'T Batman....now back to Smallville :D

[Happy Random]

Originally posted by LuckyKrypto
If you are just joining us Smallville is bringing on another hero from the DC universe that ISN'T Batman....now back to Smallville :D

lol!! :lol: So true!!

[FallenStar]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
If you are just joining us...Yes ladies Clark is naked under his clothes.

I KNEW IT!!!:lol:


Originally posted by Happy Random
lol!! :lol: So true!!

:rotfl:

If you are just joining us, Lana has just realized that,

car+pedestrian=bad

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us Lana has just beat Clarks total of accidental murders.

[FallenStar]

If you are just joining us, Clark has discovered that he should stop telling people that he and kryptonite do not mix, as yet another superpowered "hero" has used it against him

(i can guess)

and LOL, superhippie!

[LuckyKrypto]

Originally posted by FallenStar

If you are just joining us, Lana has just realized that,

car+pedestrian=bad

I just about choked on my drink reading that!!! :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by FallenStar
If you are just joining us, Clark has discovered that he should stop telling people that he and kryptonite do not mix, as yet another superpowered "hero" has used it against him



i bet a million dollars clark will do something stupid like that agian lol.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

if you are just joining us over use of laughing smilies on this thread has caused Cyborg to malfunction.

[FallenStar]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

DIE CYBORG!!!

MWHAHAHAHAHA!

[spreedom]

If you're just joining us, Lana has somehow had her license since her freshman year of high school. And now, back to Smallville.

[FallenStar]

I have always wondered about that. . .

[Silent Kal]

Originally posted by spreedom
If you're just joining us, Lana has somehow had her license since her freshman year of high school. And now, back to Smallville.

Let's face it--she's amazing.

[Happy Random]

If you are just joining us, Cyborg has discovered Smallvilles greatest secret.... Its crappy drivers :eek:

Now back to Smallville. :D

[nightshadz]

If youre just joining us, Acuvue came to the rescue. Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us......forget it whats the point this never helps anyone catch up with the plot. im just doing this to put my kids thru college.

[flcn6]

Originally posted by Silent Kal
Let's face it--she's amazing.

Yes well, if she were that amaming, you would think she could watch where she was driving ;)

If your just joining us, Cyborg is has signed a contract to be a Sears spokemans. <Cyborg: my stomach doubles as a washer AND dryer! Get it at Sears!>....Now back to smallville

[FallenStar]

..........LOL all
If you are just joining us, dont bother, because the writers will just use another bad plot device to make everything OK by the next episode.

[superhippie2000]

Do Do Do......This just in from the WB news station. The vice president of the United States has an important message to make.

Dick Cheney: Serrif Ethan has been innocent all along. I shot Lionel Luthor.

Now back to Smallville which is already in progress.

[JB5150]

If you're just joining us, Bart is unhappy being the only DC Comic mainstay to have avoided being tied down. When reached for comment he said "Yeah the corn in SV was great and all, but I REALLY wanted one of those tables with the arm and leg restraints during my visit."

So, If you're just joining us, The Flash will make a reappearance in SV for the sole purpose of being strapped to a hunk of aluminum in a 2 minute guest shot....

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program...

[LuckyKrypto]

If you are just joining us Lana has come to the barn to speak with Clark about broken promises, relationships that don't always work out the way you'd like them to, When suddenly Ross from friends does his one and only cameo for the show yelling "WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!"

Now, back to Smallville....

[FallenStar]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
Do Do Do......This just in from the WB news station. The vice president of the United States has an important message to make.

Dick Cheney: Serrif Ethan has been innocent all along. I shot Lionel Luthor.

Now back to Smallville which is already in progress.

you dont know how many times ive heard that this week. . .sans the SV reference, but still :rotfl:

[Bumperjeep]

Originally posted by spreedom
If you're just joining us, Lana has somehow had her license since her freshman year of high school. And now, back to Smallville.

Maybe thats why she's so bad at Drivng! I bet her insurance rates are through the roof. I hope that she called Geico!


Originally posted by superhippie2000
Do Do Do......This just in from the WB news station. The vice president of the United States has an important message to make.

Dick Cheney: Serrif Ethan has been innocent all along. I shot Lionel Luthor.

Now back to Smallville which is already in progress.

:rotfl: :lol:

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us clark just found out all kryptonians go bald at 20 and must rush to the fortress for jor el to give him a life saving hair transplant. Lex forces clark to tell him about the magical apperance of hair and when clark denies Lex becomes evil and tells clark they are now mortal enemies.

[MBCorp]

If you are just joining us...there's nothing really worth recapping since this is yet another totally pointless filler episode. Enjoy!

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us...don't bother you already missed the evil Lex and the Mionel scenes, go back to Survivor...Now back to Smallville.

[FallenStar]

If you are just joining us, binding table sales have skyrocketed, thanks to the maniacle obsession of Lex Luthor with big, metal dissection tables.

[superhippie2000]

If you are just joining us Cyborg has done the terminator thing and cut up his arm removed his skin to reveal a machanical hand.

[MBCorp]

If you are just joining us, Lana is driving Lois' new Ford Fusion (with it's striking, bold design and stimulating driving dynamics, Ford Fusion breathes a fresh attitude into the American mid-size car. An athletic sedan with a sleek freshness, Fusion offers more driving passion from Ford and promises incredible agility and power - a light, nimble ride within the cool confines of an interior chock-full of features and leg-roomy flexibility.) to the drug store to pick up some Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant (The best dryness protection you can get!) for Clark, when suddenly her Acuvue contact pops out (Acuvue! The Global Leader in Vision Care!), causing her to almost wreck! Now, back to Smallville...

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us..MBCorp (AKA John Kerry :lol: ) amazes us with her knowledge of products previously pimped on Smallville. Psst..you forgot about Lifehouse and Remy Zero, yeah! Now Back to Smallville.

[Lana_Lang #1]

Good job superhippie I see you've taken over the forum just like I did last week. You beat me to it! :D

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by Lana_Lang #1
Good job superhippie I see you've taken over the forum just like I did last week. You beat me to it! :D

ya im kind of pathetic lol i refreshed the episode page like a million times until i saw Cyborg pop up then i went right in here and took all the main topics from the other episode threads and just replaced the names with cyborg. i really need a life dont i lol.:rotfl:

[Lana_Lang #1]

"If you're just joining us, Silverstone...erm...Jett Jackson...no wait...Cyborg...that's not right...Victor...I mean...Lee Thompson Young, aww screw it, GO WATCH SMALLVILLE!"

*He mumbles in the background "I definitely don't get paid enough for this! If it weren't for Kristin, Allison and Erica, I'd quit."

"Hi I'm the new announcer, the last one was fired for umm stuff. Now back to Smallville."

[MBCorp]

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If you are just joining us..MBCorp (AKA John Kerry :lol: )

:p:p:p :lol:

If you are just joining us, MBCorp is ignoring RedPhoenix for calling her "John Kerry" :p ;)

[Lana_Lang #1]

"If you're just joining us, there's all kinds of weirdness going on in my house! Seriously! Lights flickering, things moving by themselves, my normal calm cat acting freaky! Where's my Smallville Scoobies when you need them?"


Originally posted by superhippie2000
ya im kind of pathetic lol i refreshed the episode page like a million times until i saw Cyborg pop up then i went right in here and took all the main topics from the other episode threads and just replaced the names with cyborg. i really need a life dont i lol.:rotfl:

Nah! You don't need a life, I do, have you seen my obsessions list?

I did the same thing last week, but I was out today. When I return there it is and there you are!

*full applause to superhippie!

[Clex1115]

If you are just joining us clarks bright red and blue primary colors are clashing badly against the white backdrop

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us....My dog has been acting strange today too! :eek: She won't eat her treats, she spits them out like I tried to feed her poison or something and she barks at every little noise! She better not do that during Smallville...or she is in for a major spankin'! Oh. and um, back to Smallville!


Originally posted by MBCorp
:p:p:p :lol:

If you are just joining us, MBCorp is ignoring RedPhoenix for calling her "John Kerry" :p ;)

:rotfl: Well I did warn you, John! ;)

[Lana_Lang #1]

If you are just joining us, animals are acting freaky across the globe, my house is suddenly acting like it's posessed and I wore plaid today. Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us and you know it clap your hands if you are just joining us and know it clap your hands if you just joining us and you know it and you really want to show it if your just joinging us and you know it clap your hands.....now back to smallville

[Lana_Lang #1]

*claps her hands

[RedPhoenix23]

If you are just joining us...Cyborg can't safely tap his girlfreind either...Now back to Smallville.

[Lana_Lang #1]

If you're just joining us...Lana and Katherine have become best friends because they both found friendship in each other after talking about how they're boyfriends keep secrets and won't...umm...have fun. No back to Smallville"

[RedPhoenix23]

LOL. If you are just joining us Lana has given up on men, joins the "Ellen persuasion" and is moving in with Katherine. Lex is crushed. Now back to Smallville.

[superhippie2000]

if you are just joining us we have 10 more minutes till the new episode so i better go get ready and now back to ABC Family smallville

[FallenStar]

If you are just joining us, Lana has managed to total another car, but do not fear! By next week, she'll manage to fabricate another car to destroy. Given her waitressing job and college expenses, that should be no problem for her as usual!

[Lana_Lang #1]

If you are just joining us...I am happy and suprised that no spoiler zombies have come to my door this time. Now back to Smallville on my beloved WB!

[FallenStar]

If you are just joining us, FallenStar is hitting LL#1 over the head with a mallet to get her to SPILL SOME SPOILERS!

[Kal-El1138]

If you're just joining us, Lana_Lang #1 has most likely already seen "Cyborg" and is laughing about it. Now, back to Smallville. :p

[OutlawAngel]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
Do Do Do......This just in from the WB news station. The vice president of the United States has an important message to make.

Dick Cheney: Serrif Ethan has been innocent all along. I shot Lionel Luthor.

Now back to Smallville which is already in progress.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh geesh I cant breathe :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


If you are just joining us. Lana has finaly wrecked that Jeep Liberty so now the 2006 Ford Fushion is officially the most recognisable car on this show Yay go Ford Fushion!!!!

[Lana_Lang #1]

If you're just joining us I was voted Most Likely To See An Episode Before it airs publically. Now back to Smallville!

[RedPhoenix23]

Originally posted by Lana_Lang #1
If you are just joining us...I am happy and suprised that no spoiler zombies have come to my door this time. Now back to Smallville on my beloved WB!

Meh, unless you gots some Lexana spoilers its not worth the effort. :p

[greatercalling]

If you are just joining us, if lana is consuming all that caffine you would think she would be a little sharper at the wheel, now back to smallville

[farmboy20]

if you are now joining us... Clark and Chloe were caught doing the robot... now back to Smallville.

if you are now joing us... Clark has made a new friend but for some reason every time he runs he makes a Na-na-na-na-na sound effect.... now back to Smallville

if you are now joining us... Lex has *made* a new friend... now back to Smallville.

[S0n0fKrypT0n007]

If you are just joining us, George Bush might have grown a brain... no wait, nevermind, false alarm.

[amberdawn]

Originally posted by S0n0fKrypT0n007
If you are just joining us, George Bush might have grown a brain... no wait, nevermind, false alarm.
:rotfl:

[artiist1284]

If you are just joining us, the show is over but don't worry about it cuz you didn't miss much. Well nothing at all, just another stupid filler......and what......yup I just got fired, but I don't care this job suck!.....and now back to whatever the heck is playing right now.

[KRAM-el]

If you are just joining us... the writing team has just been identified... The Scarecrow (no brains), The Tin Man (no heart), & The Lion (no courage)... Oh, forgot Dorothy (no sense of direction). TOTO!!! Where are you when we NEED you???

Now, back to... Aw, screw it! I'm turning it off!!!!

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lex will fix Lana's car as he is a tool after all.

If you're just joining us...a cyborg has been transported back in time to kill Lana's parents before she was born. Now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us...the blue toothbrush on the left is Uncle Lionel's.

[Happy Random]

if you are just joining us, Clark still hasn't told Lana his secret even though he has watched as someone else (Cyborg) told his girlfriend and it worked out ok!!! Big dumb farmboy.......

If you are just joining us, there is not going to be a new episode of Smallville until March, and the fans are furious!!! :mad: Now back to Smallville. :)

[RedPhoenix23]

The announcer really said something like:

If you are just joining us, a new legend has been built. Now back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lana's car & life insurance have both been cancelled. Now back to Smallville.

<Following week>

If you're just joining us...the insurance agent who cancelled Lana's car & life insurance has been strapped to an experimental lab bench. Now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us...Lex just enhanced Lois' Ding Dongs after buying out Hostess snacks & adding 33% more creme filling. Muahahahaha!!!

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

If you're just joining us...automoblie shops and repair places are very popular in Smallville. Now back to smallville.