Favorite Season Four Quotes

[Big Albowski]

Who had the best zingers? Who had the most devastating deliveries? What was the cheesiest reference to Clark's future? Which guest star was the most quotable? Discuss!

[Jellie]

onyx
''A man cant deny his true nature can he lex? We're luthors we're luthors''

crusade

''im kalel from krypton it is time to fulfill my destiny''

''clark kent is dead''

[k18]

Crusade

Lionel: (to Lois) You bite your nails bad girl.

Funniest line ever!

[Watching Smallville]

That was an ad lib!

[smallvillerox05]

The funniest quotes that I can think of:

"No that's ok, Lois can sleep in the barn." -Clark in Lucy

Also, when Chloe tries to protect Clark about the tractor being moved in Krypto and he didn't even do anything.

Also, Spirit and Devoted, pretty much all of both were hilarious. :lol:

[UpandAtom]

"Crown's mine, *****!"

[heyzalle]

"I'll only be thinking one thing as you step up on that stage."

"Oh yeah what's that?"

"Please God, don't let him trip."

[LuthorRequiem2]

"A man can't deny his true nature, can he, Lex? No, we're Luthors. We're Luthors."-Lionel in "Onyx"

"You did create the son you always wanted."-Lex in "Commencement".

"All the years we spent raising you was for this moment. You do this, son. You make us proud."-Jonathan in "Commencement".

"Knowledge comes with finding the answers, yes. But understanding what the answers mean is what brings wisdom. Men who didn't understand the difference have been the ruin of some of the world's ancient civlizations."-Lionel in "Sacred".

"See ya around, Smallville."-Lois in "Devoted".

"Don't you wish...Miss Sullivan."-Lionel in Clark's body in "Transference".

"There's a darkness in me I can't always control. I'm starting to think that's my curse, why every relationship I have ends badly.......lately I can feel mine {darkside} creeping over the corners. Your friendship helps keep it at bay. It reminds me that there are truly good people in the world. I'm not willing to give up on that."-Lex in "Devoted".

"I am interested in this stuff, just not obsessed. Which is why I told you about this. I was thinking we could work on this mystery together."-Lex in "Run" to Clark.

"Don't worry, Clark. Our thief is gonna learn there's nowhere on Earth he can run from Lex Luthor."-Lex in "Run".

"I could see the darkness, the destructive force that had always been inside me. I can see it in Lex now. We have to help him, Clark."-Lionel in "Bound."

"You don't know that every day I wake up wondering why I keep going. Why I do the things I do."-Lex in "Bound."

"You can't straddle the fence on this one, Clark. My father and I are enemies. You have to decide which one of us you trust."-Lex in "Bound."

"Don't give up on me yet."-Lex in "Bound."

"For a woman without a heart, Genevieve Teague certainly had a lot of blood."-Lionel in "Commencement".

"There will be men on mars before Clark and I ever go to prom together."-Lois in "Spirit".

"Every man has a weakness, Clark, no matter how superhuman he may be. I've embraced my destiny. Embrace yours. We could forge a future together."-Lex in "Onyx".

"Yeah, I know about the meteor rock and Clark's unique gifts."-Lex in "Onyx".

{I want}..."The world, Mrs. Kent, and your son's going to help me bring it to its knees."-Lex in "Onyx".

"I knew you were in there somewhere, Dad,"-Lex in "Onyx".

"I want to say thank you, but the words seem too small. Without you I truly would've been lost. You're a true friend."-Lex in "Onyx."

"My son hasn't been listening to me for years...what do you want me to do? Give him a good spanking?"-Lionel in "Ageless" to Genevieve.

"Look, we're each reflections of how we've been raised. Your parents gave you love and support. Mine chose the opposite track. I plan on leaving a different kind of legacy."-Lex in "Ageless" (THIS QUOTE IS SOOOOO SAD) :(

"Eventually"-Lex in "Ageless", when his servent asks, "Mr. Luthor, are you sure you plan on releasing the findings?"

[GOBBluth]

In a deleted scene in "Onyx" Clark and his parents are talking about Lex's dark half hopefully being controlled by the dark half once they are put back together.

Clark says, "He's a good man...I've seen it."

[Welling_is_pretty]

"it was magic" Clark's line in Spell. That was really great and Tom's delivery was classic!

[UpandAtom]

"I am the villain of the story."

[jay dante]

401 Crusade

"My future is in that bed" Martha at the hospital.

[tallville]

"Laters" - various possesed people in Spirit
Kristen's delivery of that line is hilarious.

[Scareafobia]

Lois lane referring to what to call the dog

"Well lets see, hes annoying, and i cant get within 10 ft of him without getting sick, why don't we call him 'Clarky'? funniest line ever :rotfl:

[amazazing.]

" the reasons i love you cant be seen in a mirror"
said to Lana by Jason.
i thought it was quite cute.

[Rokyn]

In Run:

In the Hotel scene.

Bart: I'll be a thousand miles away before you can even blink.

Clark: I don't know. I can blink pretty fast.

What a quote - best of all time!

[Marty85]

i have two i like Lois says: Lucey's a top A student and in the choir

Clark: wow, what happened to Lios

The other one is Epsoid Run

Clark: Is there anything i can do to convince you to stay?

Bart: Tell you what , If you can catch me. I'll Think about it.

[Billy Jor-El]

"You trusted me."

Chloe in "Blank"

[hahahaha!!]

*Chloe to Clark*

"wow a suprhero and a journlist... what are the odds?"

soo soooo classic :)

[metsfan87]

Mine would be from onyx too from lex; the whole duma story or however you spell it the part with the man from the iron mask and the part where he goes i want you to remember this day clark that despite all your unique gifts there was one man that beat you.

[odoiporos]

"Don't you wish...
...miss Sullivan"
and the whole scene in general. It was great!

[dcmarriott]

"Was she wearing something low-cut when she spun that tale, Clark, becasue I'm not sure you're thinking with your BIG brain." Lois in Pariah

My wife, a high school teacher, loves that line. It reminds her of many of her male students.

[Gypsies_Princess]

Chloe: Ah the woods of France, I'd know them anywhere.
Lana: We're in Kansas.
Lois Lane: Where?
Lana Lang: The Americas.

Lana: Hmm. So, uh, how's your Latin?
Jason: About as good as my Italian which... I don't speak.

This is in (Spell) .. Funny ones :D

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Lois Lane: Well, he's annoying and I can't seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarkie.

Lois Lane: We call him Clarky.
Clark: We do not call him Clarky.
Lois Lane: Is it the "y" part you don't like? Because, we could always just make it "Clark." But then that would get really confusing, and, hey, maybe you should consider changing your name. You could be "Skipper."

Jonathan Kent: Where did you say you found him?
Lois Lane: Actually, I kind of... hit him.
Clark: You hit him? With your car?
Lois Lane: No, with my fist.

Lois Lane: I thought bathing him was supposed to help with my allergies.
Clark: Well, maybe you're allergic to the soap too.
Lois Lane: Maybe I'm allergic to you.

Those are so funny as well from (Krypto)

[ofie]

"Lois Lane"

[jesslang]

Originally posted by heyzalle
"I'll only be thinking one thing as you step up on that stage."

"Oh yeah what's that?"

"Please God, don't let him trip."
what ep ..is this from.

[Mr.]

wahaha i know it is from jinx.... 4-7 ... right? i believe it is right :P ;) hopes*

[Lc7]

I'll only be thinking one thing as you step up on that stage."

"Oh yeah what's that?"

"Please God, don't let him trip."

This is from Commencement when Clark is going to graduate.;)

Clark- "So mom what's for dinner?"

Martha- "What? Oh right... here have some of this ice cream, it's yummy!!"

-In Spirt, when Don is possessing Martha
:eek:


"Laters!!" -Don (same episode) :lol:

[83kaL]

Transference!
Clark (as Lionel ) to Lana :
- A man would travel around to... pluck... your sucky mighty fruit!

Lana : Who the hell do you think you are?

Clark ( as Lionel ) : Clark Kent! Of course...

[LoveHurts38]

Devoted Lois to Clark at the end of the episode :
Lois: Break her heart , I'll Break your legs...lol

She really loves her cousin...

[svfan158]

Originally posted by odoiporos
"Don't you wish...
...miss Sullivan"
and the whole scene in general. It was great!


That was a great scene! Poor Chloe.

Some good quotes,

Spell
Lana: You have no idea what you're dealing with, little man!

Lios: I'm gorgeous! Look at these!
Lana: Yes, they're very nice.

Martha: Where did that come from?
Clark:It was magic.!
Martha: I'm sure it was...

Spirit
Clark: The crown's mine, b!tch!

Lios: Did you pin this on me? Little close to the boob, isn't it?

Lios: You're desitined to be a big shot reporter at the Daily Planet. Do you really picture Clark Kent being able to keep up with you?
Chloe: You know Lois, I think the future holds more promise for Clark Kent than you give it credit.
Lois: I wouldn't bet on it.

Martha: You make me wanna la la...

[jesslang]

"it was magic" Clark's line in Spell. That was really great and Tom's delivery was classic!

Martha: :rotfl: I sure it was....

[tyson08]

"I am the villian of the story." -Lex, Onyx

[WellingFan]

'Blank' When Lois comments that Clark has amnesia and at least this time he has clothes on! hahaha class!

'I am the villain of the story' as well, perfect line for Lex!

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Lois to Clark in Blank

"Ohh- a pity party. These are fun" :)

[kaleid_from_krypton]

"You trusted me."

Chloe in "Blank"

That's a great one! So honest and blunt:)

Another quote I like:

"Come on! Stop me! Come on!" - Onyx - Bad Lex to Good Lex

[ck123]

"Onyx"
Lex:" I am the villian of the story "

Lex: " Thre Relics hidden arround the wprld by scientific cultures "

[NAI JING]

Lois: Its amazing what a short skirt and the ability to Rhyme would get ya

[Superboogie]

(Crusade)
Kal-el: Who are you?
Lois: Lois. Lois lane.

(Crusade)
Lois: Give me a nerd with glasses any day of the week.

(Krypto)
Clark: I was thinking of calling him Krypto.

(Commencement)
Lois: : With my luck I'd probably end up across the desk from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead.

[wellinglover66]

Dawn in Clark (Spirit): "Crown's mine b*tch" - Tom's delivery was perfect.