Favorite Season One Quotes

[ProudPenny]

Who had the best zingers? Who had the most devastating deliveries? What was the cheesiest reference to Clark's future? Which guest star was the most quotable? Discuss!

[Welling_is_pretty]

One of my favorite quotes from Season One is in the pilot. When Lex is at the Farmer's Market and meets up with Jonathan again and all he says is "Lex." That's it. The way he says it and the look of disdain on his face make that a great line!

[Jellie]

ep pilot

lionel luthor
''Luthors are not afraid. We don't have that luxury. We're leaders. . You have a destiny, Lex. You're never going to get anywhere with your eyes closed.''

You just knew from that moment that Lionel was destined to be the great MB

Lionel again (stray)

I never give my plant managers a heads-up before a spot inspection. :lol:

[vyperman7]

"Clark, your gifts may be a part of you, but they don't define you." - JK to Clark in Leech

"If you had the power to do whatever you want, what would you do?" "I'd stop people like you." - Clark in Leech.

"I can't really picture myself going into battle with that on my chest". - Clark refering to the Supes like breastplate in Rogue

"Don't worry Clark. Our friendship will be the stuff of legend" -Lex in Hug

"I don't see myself being a farmer when I grow up".
"What do you want to do?"
"I don't know. Just as long as it doesn't involve putting on a suit and doing a lot of flying". - Clark in Hug

"We didn't find him. He found us". - Martha talking about Clark's arrival in the Pilot.

[Jellie]

''There's nothing wrong with a good fight. Just remember, the man of tomorrow is forged by his battles today''. lex to clark in drone

'' Hi. What do you say you and I go up to the hayloft and have us a little fun, huh?'' jonathan to Martha under the influence in nicodemus

Clark: Whitney's not my enemy.

Lex: Yes he is, Clark, and the sooner you realize that, the sooner you'll find a way to win Lana. Just remember, keep your friends close and the quarterback closer. lex giving clark words of wisdom in rogue

''If you're going to take me on, son, you're going to have to bring your game up to a whole different level''. Lionel to lex in tempest

[vyperman7]

Another great quote from Leech :

"Even though Eric has my abilities, I still think of them as my responsibility".

Man that episode had some great dialogue.

The two best power quotes from S1 :

" You guys, I can see through things how do you control that?" - Clark in X-Ray

"Dad, what's happening to me?" " I honestly don't know. As soon as you start breaking the laws of gravity, we're in uncharted territory." - Clark and Johnathan in Metamorphosis

"That's your destiny Clark. To help people" - Cassandra to Clark in Hourglass.

[umbra1]

When looking at it, it's probably not too memorable, but when watching Lionel chastise Lex in front of Victoria -- I think it was in Shimmer -- he asks Victoria to leave in a most amusing way:

Would you excuse us, Miss Hard Wick?

That was my favorite moment from the season, actually.

[smallvillerox05]

"You call sleeping with me business? I'd hate to think what that makes you." -Lex to Victoria in Leech. Probably the funniest of the season. :lol:

[UpandAtom]

From "Tempest"

Lionel: You're not my enemy. You're my son.

Lex: I believe the term's Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of wars'

[ckfan]

Pilot:

Lana: What are you, man or superman?

Clark: I haven't figured it out yet.

[UpandAtom]

Pete: Clark, if you took off your Lana blinders for a second, you'd realize that Chloe likes you.

[supergirl_1095]

My favorite quote would be in hug.

Chloe: Why are you looking at me like that? And...why is my mouth minty?

Clark: Well lets just say he proved his point. *wipes mouth*

Chloe: Oh god...did I just-

Clark: It was...fine.

That was so sweet:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[tjpw fanatic]

^^aww i loved those lines:)

[lana=v.HOT]

this is my fav quote. i do not no what episode it is in, but it's funny because of the referenceto clarks future.

Lana: What do you think you'll be doing for a living?

Clark: I don't know. As long as it doesn't involve wearing a suit and doing a lot of flying.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[quietone]

The quotes may not be exact but these are some of my favorites.

Clark: "I suppose the spaceship is in the attic?"
Jonathan:"Actually, it's in the storm cellar."

Clark to Jonathan:" I know Dad but it's happening to me and I'm scared."

Clark to Chloe: " I could never outgrow you Chloe except vertically."

Martha to Jonathan: "This from a man who's been keeping a spaceship in his storm cellar for 12 years."

[ginnyfan]

From 1.2 Metamorphosis

Lana: "Life is about change. Sometimes it's painful. Sometimes it's beautiful. Most of the time it's both.

[Kent_addicted]

This one is from 1.12 Leech

Clark: So you come by to make sure I was hurt

Lex: I wanna make sure you're alright

Clark: Yeah never better, maybe we can go on the parking lot and you could hit me with the car.

Loll

[SeasonVelvet]

Chloe:

That's when it all began -- when the town went schizo.

[softballqueen]

There is this one quote tha I like it is in the episode called pilot.
Jonathen: Are you all right?
Clark: Can I answer that in about 5 years.

[tibbit78]

My favorite Season 1 quotes are the ones from the Pilot.


1) Jonathan: Sweetheart, we can't keep him. What are we going to tell people -- that we found in out in a field?

Martha: We didn't find him. He found us.

2) Lana (to Clark): So, what are you, man or superman?

Clark: I haven't figured it out yet.

3) Lex (to Jonathan): You have quite an extraordinary boy there, Mr. Kent. If there's any way I could repay you--

Jonathan: Drive slower.

4) Whitney: Where's your aunt?

Lana: At Lex Luthor's.

Whitney: The Luthors own the Metropolis Sharks. Your aunt could put in a good word for me.

Lana: If you want anyone to put in a good word, ask Clark. He saved Lex's life today.

Whitney: You're kidding.

Lana: Sometimes people can surprise you. I think it's kind of cool.

5) Jonathan Kent and Clark Kent

Clark: I didn't dive in after Lex. He hit me at 60 miles per hour. I'd give anything to be normal.

Jonathan: It's time, son.

Clark: Time for what?

Jonathan: The truth. I want you to take a good look at something. I think it's from your parents, your real parents.

Clark: What does it say?

Jonathan: I tried to decipher it for years, but it's not written in any language known to man.

Clark: What do you mean?

Jonathan: Your real parents weren't exactly from around...here.

Clark: Where are they from?

(Jonathan points to Clark's telescope by looking at it).

Clark (laughs): What are you trying to tell me, Dad -- that I'm from another planet?

Jonathan nods "yes".

Clark: And I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic.

Jonathan: Actually it's in the storm cellar. This is how you came into our world, son. It was the day of the meteor shower.

Clark (disappointed): Wait! This is a joke, right? Why didn't you tell me about this before?!

Jonathan: We wanted to protect you.

Clark: Protect me from what?! You should have told me!!

6) Lana Lang and Clark Kent at the graveyard

Lana: Who's there?

Clark: It's me. Clark.

Lana: Clark Kent? What are doing creeping around the woods?

Clark: You'd never believe me if I told you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

Lana: Clark, wait. I just wasn't expecting to see anyone out here. Are you okay?

Clark: I'm hanging out in a graveyard. Does that strike you as "okay" behavior?

Lana: Hey! I'm here, too.

Clark: Good point. What's your story?

Lana: Can you keep a secret?

Clark: I'm the Fort Knox of secrets.

Lana: I came out here to talk to my parents. You must think I'm pretty weird. You know, conversing with dead people.

Clark: No, I don't think you're weird, Lana. Do you remember them?

Lana: They died when I was 3.

Clark: I'm sorry.

Lana: It's not your fault, Clark. Come on. I'll introduce you. Mom, Dad--this is Clark Kent. Say Hi.

Clark (waving his hand): Hi.

Lana: Yeah, he is kind of shy. How should I know? Mom wants to know if you're upset about a girl.

Clark: No.

Lana: Dad wants to know if you're upset about a guy.

Clark: No, no.

Lana (laughs): He has a twisted sense of humor. Seriously, Clark...why are you out here?

Clark: Lana, do you ever feel like your life was supposed to be something different?

Lana: Sometimes I dream I am at school, waiting for Nell to pick me up, but she doesn't come, so my parents drive up. They're not dead. They're just really late. Then I get in my car and we drive back to my real life in Metropolis. That's usually when I wake up. But for a minute, I'm totally happy, until I realize I'm still alone.

Clark: What's that, Mrs. Lang? Yeah, I'll tell her. Your Mom wants you to know that you're never alone, that she's always looking over you, no matter what. What's that, Mr. Lang? Your Dad thinks you're a shoo-in for homecoming queen.

Lana: Did they really say all that?

Clark: Oh, yeah. They're quite chatty once you get them started.

Lana: Thanks for walking me home.

Clark: Beats creeping around the woods.

Lana: Do you realize this is the longest conversation we've ever had? We should do it again.

Clark: Yeah, we should. So are you going to the dance?

Lana: yeah, with Whitney.

Clark: Right. Of course.

Lana: How about you?

Clark: No. Figured I'd sit it out.

Lana: Well...if you change your mind, I might save you a dance. Good night, Clark. (Lana kisses Clark on the cheek).

Clark has a big smile on his face.

7) Jonathan: Clark, are you okay?

Clark: Can I answer that in about 5 years?

Jonathan: yeah.

Clark: Dad...I'm glad you and Mom were the ones that found me.

Jonathan: We didn't find you, Clark. You found us.

[metsfan87]

Mine is from the end of x-ray where clark says "if you could see anything what would do" and she says "learn to close my eyes." and also from metamorphosis with the whole trojan war and then lex says "i have your trojan horse." and then he says "it's a high school boyfriend he's an obstacle."

[Chloe>All]

From Stray, Clark and Chloe walking down the road:

Clark: Ryan does say weird things. I mean, he even said that you wanted me to ask you to prom and that you'd already bought a dress.

*Chloe stops in her tracks and exhales nervously*

Clark: It's not pink, is it?

Chloe: Uh... okay, I-I, you know, I was just looking at it. It's not like I actually bought it.

Clark: How would Ryan know that?

Chloe: I don't know. Maybe he's an alien or maybe he called Miss Cleo. You know, I don't know.





From Obscura, Clark and Chloe in the barn:

Clark: Uh, Chloe. I was-, do you have plans for the Spring Formal?

Chloe: Not at the moment.

Clark: I was hoping, uh, I was hoping you'd go with me... As my date.

*Chloe takes a step toward Clark*

Chloe: I would love to, Clark. Now I'm gonna go before my good karma runs out.

Clark: Chloe. I'm sorry I didn't ask sooner.

Chloe: It's okay. It was worth the wait.

[odoiporos]

In season 1 THIS:

Lex: "You call sleeping with me business? I'd hate to think what that makes you". Episode Leech.

[JEWCY]

from cool

sean: thats your mom clark? She's HOT! :rotfl:

[Lc7]

"You have feelings for Clark don't you Chloe?... You see him and you want him. Now you can show him... -Kyle

(Chloe kisses Clark)
(snaps out of it)

"Come on!?... I'am ready"-Chloe

"Why are you looking at me like that? And...why is my mouth minty?"-Chloe

"Well lets just say he proved his point." *wipes mouth*-Clark

"Oh god...did I just-Chloe"

"It was...fine."-Clark

"Now that the party tricks over... I gotta hit the road."-Kyle

- Hug :rotfl:

"Come on, Kent play football... it's in your genes"-Coach Walt

"Actually I'am adopted"- Clark

:rotfl:

Later in episode

(Clark walks through fire)

"How did you do that?!"-Coach Walt

"It's in the genes"-Clark

-Hothead

-Probably some of my all time favorites!!!

[malepig2001]

I also like the xray sence

[Clark/Lois-fan]

From Reaper- which actually is my least favorite episode from S1 :D

Clark: Dad, I know how we can catch more fish.

Jonathan: How ?

Clark: X-ray vision

:rotfl:

[ginnyfan]

1.02 Metamorphosis

"You don't get points for subtlety in Journalism." Chloe Sullivan

"The Torch torched. How's that for dramatic irony?" Clark Kent

1.04 X-ray

Lex: I promise I’m not a criminal mastermind.
Clark: A criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.

Lana: What happened to the girl who didn’t care what people thought about her?
Tina: She went to high school.

Pete: I’m sorry this is usually Chloe’s territory. I cover girls, football and general guy stuff. She does the tales of the unexplained. So why don’t you give her a call?
Clark: I did. She said she was busy with something else.
Pete: You realize that’s like being turned down by the National Enquirer?

1.05 Cool

"Burn that." Chloe Sullivan about one of Clark's flannel shirts.

Clark: I don’t have a crush on Lana.
Pete: Then why don’t you ask some other girl out.
Clark: Like who?
Pete: Like Chloe.

1.06 Hourglass

"I believe we make our own destiny." Lex Luthor

Clark: "I don't see you that way [as a little girl in a fairy princess costume]."
Lana: "I know you don't Clark. You're the only one who doesn't.

"You can fear the future or you can embrace it. The choice is yours." Cassandra

"I think that's your destiny, Clark, to help people. To save them from fear and darkness." Cassandra

Rogue 1.09

Clark Kent: Another scathing editorial?
Chloe Sullivan: Is there any other kind? *getting cozy*

Chloe: You can take the boy off the farm but you can’t take the farm outta the boy.

Clark: I didn’t have a choice.
Jonathan: I’m sure that’s what he wanted you to think but you always have a choice, son.
Clark: I was protecting you and mom.
Jonathan: You cannot protect your mother and me by lying to us. C’mon!

Hug 1.11

Lex: Failing isn’t something I do.

Clark: When you have a gift you can't just hide in a hole and hope it goes away.

Kyle: Just don’t hide in the woods like I did. You’ve got a great gift. Use it. I think I will.

Lana: Did Chloe really kiss you?

Lex: Friendship's a fairytale, Clark. Respect and fear are the best you can hope for.

Leech 1.12

Lex: I just want the truth.
Clark: The truth is I’m just a guy who tried to do the right thing. Isn’t that enough?

Clark: Mom, this is who I am whether I have abilities or not. (Clark on saving people.)

Chloe [to Clark]: The second you start throwing people 30 feet, I’ll write nice things about you too.

Kinetic 1.13

Lex [to Chloe]: I look forward to resuming our verbal judo.

Chloe: Clark Kent Investigative Reporter. It has a nice ring to it.

Lana: I wish he’d [Whitney] see himself the way I do. There’s more to him than football.

Lex: Clark you can't save the world. All you'll end up with is a Messiah complex and a lot of enemies.

Chloe: These so called health professionals just want me to stay in bed and eat jello.

Lex [to Lana]: I think this could be the start of a very interesting partnership.

Zero 1.14

Pete: In a world full of designer water Clark Kent is straight from the tap.

Lana: I finally feel like I'm shedding that fairy princess costume.

Nicodemus 1.15

Chloe: “You know Clark there are other girls who don’t require crossing an emotional minefield.”

Chloe [to Clark]: “The choice is yours. You can either sit in your loft and play with your telescope OR move on.”

Clark: How does it feel being on top of the world - or at least Smallville?
Lana: I feel free.

Lana [about herself]: I'm sick of her and all her talk about her dead parents!

Jonathan's lines from this episode are great too. Especially the phone call with his banker. LOL!

Stray 1.16

Clark: “Warrior Angel why him?”
Ryan: “Because he protects people who can’t protect themselves.”

Jonathan: “You’ve always had a soft spot for strays.”
Martha: “The last one turned out alright.”

Lionel [to Lex]: Your performance has been… more than adequate.

That was Lionel's attempt to compliment Lex and it looked like it hurt. LOL!

Ryan [to Chloe]: You’re not putting me on the freak wall are you? :lol:

Lex: A foil Clark. Every hero should have one.

Reaper 1.17

Dominic [To Lex after a monologue about Lionel's parenting]: “I’ll try and remember that if I’m ever interviewed by the Biography channel.”

Jonathan [to Lex]: We’re just the pawns in your eternal chess game with your dad.

Clark: You know this is a crime scene.
Chloe: So?

Lex: “All my father ever told me was don’t get caught. Don’t cause a scandal. That’s not love, that’s public relations.”

*kiss on the cheek*
Clark: What was that for?
Lana: Just being you.

1.18 Drone

Chloe [to Clark]: I think the "Man of Tomorrow" needs a platform for today.

Lana: I think you'd made a great class president. You're honest, people trust you and you have this innate sense of justice.

Lex [to Carrie Castle]: I see they like to mix metaphors at East Tennessee Community College.

Clark: I'm not destined to be a politician. You need two personalities.

Lex: You don't need to be an elected official to change the world Clark.

Lana: I kind of enjoyed being underhanded.
Clark: Lana Lang seduced by the dark side? Who woulda thunk?"

Clark's speech: If you want to change the world, first we have to change ourselves.

1.19 Crush

Arrogant doctor: As one door closes another door opens.

Pete: Clark maybe if you took off your Lana blinders you'd realize Chloe likes you.

Lana [about Chlark]: Sometimes the right person can be right in front of your eyes and you never even know it.

Chloe [to Clark]: Why can't you just accept the fact that I've found someone special and unlike you I'm willing to take a chance?!

Chloe [to Justin]:"Let's make everything float again."

1.20 Obscura

Martha: You can't keep putting your life on hold because of Lana.
Clark: But if she sees me with someone else it's like saying the door is closed.
Martha: The door is closed Clark. You need to admit that to yourself. :D

Clark [to Jonathan]: Slamming the door in [Lex's] face over and over only helps turn him into what you already think he is.

Clark: Chloe leaves for a day and the Torch goes down in flames.
Lana: I guess it's safe to say we won't lose you to the entrancing world of Journalism.

Chloe: Clark Kent: leaps tall theories in a single bound.

Chloe: It was worth the wait. [Clark finally asked her to the dance! :D]

1.21 Tempest

Lex: Any relationship built on lies and deceit is doomed to fail.

Clark [to Chloe]: It'll be a night you won't forget.

Lana [about Whitney]: One day he's worried about his English paper [the pilot] and the next he's putting on a uniform and saving the world.

Lionel [to Lex]: If you're going to take me on son, you'll have to bring your game to a while new level.

Chloe: Cinderella was never my role model.

Clark [to Chloe]: I'm going to the dance with you, not by default but because I want to.

Lex: Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of WAR!
Lionel: I'll bury you and everyone in Smallville who takes your side!

YES!!!

[disciples of zod]

this is my fave!

Clark: why did your father bring this here? (or something like that, IDK)
Lex: Because he could.

LMAO. i crack up everytime i see that part. :lol:

~K

[Reeve_290]

Crush:
Clark: I've got these two amazing friends who both happen to be girls.
Lex: (very casually) For argument's sake... let's call them "Lana" and "Chloe"...

I loved it way back when, when Clark and Lex were friends and he'd give Clark advice about women - the way he used to constantly insinuate that Clark should just get the 'quarterback' out of the picture was priceless.

[BRAISKI]

I just saw Crush again 1-19

Lex: (seeing Clark reading a book) 'Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus'?
Clark: I'm trying to get an insight into the female psyche.
Lex: I seriously doubt you'll find it in here.

Lex: Clark, love isn't about playing it safe, it's about risks. Unless you're willing to put yourself out there, you'll never know.

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----


Crush:
Clark: I've got these two amazing friends who both happen to be girls.
Lex: (very casually) For argument's sake... let's call them "Lana" and "Chloe"...

I loved it way back when, when Clark and Lex were friends and he'd give Clark advice about women - the way he used to constantly insinuate that Clark should just get the 'quarterback' out of the picture was priceless.

I agree with you... Those were the days...

[WellingFan]

This one is from 1.12 Leech

Clark: So you come by to make sure I was hurt

Lex: I wanna make sure you're alright

Clark: Yeah never better, maybe we can go on the parking lot and you could hit me with the car.

Loll


hahahaha! Bloody classic stuff. Some of those quotes really bring back great memories. I've started watching all from the beginning again, 1 episode every 2 days.:cool: Watched Hourglass last night. Best episode of the season so far.

[Clark/Lois-fan]

From X- Ray

Clark: Mom, what would you do if you could see anything?
Martha: Learn to close my eyes.

Simple, but powerful

[justice league]

From x-ray
jonathan:son whats in my hand
clark:a pen knife
jonathan:yes clark you looked right through my hand didnt you
clark:no i just know thats the pocket that you keep your pen knife in
thats kinda funny

[Clark/Lois-fan]

from tempest

Lionel: You're not my enemy- you're my son
Lex: I never saw the distinction

[Aficionado]

Mine is from the end of x-ray where clark says "if you could see anything what would do" and she says "learn to close my eyes." and also from metamorphosis with the whole trojan war and then lex says "i have your trojan horse." and then he says "it's a high school boyfriend he's an obstacle."

I was gonna write that one but you bit me to the punch, I love that quote, it's so pregnant with meaning.

I also love this one from Hourglass:

Clark: I don't want to be alone. (He delivered that line with such poignancy).