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sstray72
02-01-2006, 10:30 PM
When Jonathan and Martha arrived from somewhere and Clark was waiting for them with his news, Martha mentioned something about an aweful joke... What was it??

Why did the cow cross the road??
ImaVirus
02-01-2006, 11:06 PM
How many Luthers does it take to change a lightbulb??
BoSoxJim
02-01-2006, 11:10 PM
our son loves us this much (kent's hold up a thin hair)
Hugo
02-01-2006, 11:11 PM
How long until are son becomes serious about using his powers for good? No wait, that's not funny he was serious about it.
Watching Smallville
02-01-2006, 11:46 PM
A billionaire, a FOW, and an alien were stranded in a lifeboat...
SamIam
02-02-2006, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by Watching Smallville
A billionaire, a FOW, and an alien were stranded in a lifeboat...
ROTFL!
Okay... okay....
breathe...
BoSoxJim
02-02-2006, 12:55 AM
jk cracked: well i guess your dad was right martha. i couldn't give you a long happy life together. (wait that was when he died)
KRAM-el
02-02-2006, 12:56 AM
...And then this big, yellow SCHOOLBUS... :eek:
BoSoxJim
02-02-2006, 01:33 AM
hey, wouldn't it be funny if i died and nobody said anything at my funeral....at all!
Kal El, Hero
02-02-2006, 09:05 AM
"Hon, d'ya remember the time when Clark went crazy when he was four because I said no baseball in the house . . and he threw me over it . .ah, good times . ."
LuckyKrypto
02-02-2006, 12:55 PM
...and then the wife said, 'don't look at me he packed his own lunch'! :D
mandylilc14
02-02-2006, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by BoSoxJim
hey, wouldn't it be funny if i died and nobody said anything at my funeral....at all!

haha.. funny.. but true
xrayvision
02-02-2006, 04:52 PM
chloe to clark: hey i've got a good blond joke

clark: hey, i'm really a blond
SamBanksJLA
02-05-2006, 04:19 AM
Jonathan: "Man, that Lois has really been looking good latley. You think we should invite her over after Clark goes to sleep?"
Martha: "Jonathan! You know Clark has super hearing.:
Jonathan: "I know, I know.....you think she'd be up for it at the Talon?"
Kal El, Hero
02-05-2006, 12:57 PM
. . . .Clark(shouting from upstairs): "Only if I can join in!"
SmallvilleGirl166
02-06-2006, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by Kal El, Hero
. . . .Clark(shouting from upstairs): "Only if I can join in!"

OMG :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :eek:
SamBanksJLA
02-11-2006, 12:24 AM
LOL