I think we can all agree that the moral of the story is...

[Webslinger780]

...to not date Lana or else your dad will die! :lol:

(Like Whitney's)

[Poweranimals]

I think it would be worth it.

[BadToad]

Or your mom. Don't forget about Genevieve Teague. LOL:rotfl:

[Cookie 28]

OK. I can go along with that.

[clois1938]

I guess that means Lionel's next on the chopping block ;)

[Happy Random]

She does seem to have a curse on men that she dates. Let's take a look:

Whitney: Killed in the Marines
Adam: Already dead
Jason: Killed by a meteor (mother killed by her while she was possed by Isobel)
Clark: Shot, thankfully brought back to life

I heard that she is a widow in the old Superman III movie... Poor girl, can't keep a guy for more than a season or so... :D


Originally posted by clois1938
I guess that means Lionel's next on the chopping block ;)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :lol:

The men in Smallville just can't catch a break... :D

[kal3l]

The way Smallville goes, maybe she "IS" meant for Clark and Jor-el is killing off all her love interests.

lol He might aswell, he does everything else in this show.
Isn't he supposed to be just an advanced version of a video diary?

[LuckyKrypto]

I think the moral of the story is that we should all have excellent car insurance, not drive too fast, not make deals with men named Jor-El because it's bad for our heart. And never, never look at something Lionel Luthor shows you!! I hear it's killer!! :)

[kal3l]

And only head to Smallville if you work for one of those accidents claims companies, u'll make millions.

[dmb2718]

Well......Clark did get to tap that.....

[LuckyKrypto]

I can just see it now...

The latest Geico commercial will feature the scene with Clark and Lana at the beginning of the second timeline.
Lana comments to Clark that the "last thing she thinks their relationship needs is more mysteries" Clark smiles and says" It's no mystery Lana, I just saved you hundreds on your car insurance by switching to Geico!" :D

[Happy Random]

Originally posted by LuckyKrypto
I can just see it now...

The latest Geico commercial will feature the scene with Clark and Lana at the beginning of the second timeline.
Lana comments to Clark that the "last thing she thinks their relationship needs is more mysteries" Clark smiles and says" It's no mystery Lana, I just saved you hundreds on your car insurance by switching to Geico!" :D

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Eh,Man?You-El?]

IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK!

Consider all the people who have become involved with Lana:

She's indirectly responsible for all the victims of Harry in "Hourglass" - she left him alone to fall into the Kryptonite lake.

Bad Cop in "Obscura" - death by police after becoming psychically linked to Lana.

Byron in "Nocturne" - Hospitalized

Ryan in "Ryan" - Dead after Lana kisses him.

Ian Randall in "Dichotic" - half-dead after dating Lana

Tina Greer in "Visage" - impaled on broken window

(also Tina Greer's Mother as collateral damage to Tina's Lana-Love in "X-Ray")

Lana-Fu kicks the lecherous bully's ass in "Precipice"

Henry Small in "Witness"- Nearly Divorced

Emily Dinsmore from "Accelerate" - drowned

The Fish-boy from "Extinction" - shot

Seth from "Magnetic" - imprisoned

Assistant coach Altman's daughter in "Hereafter" - Lana left her alone, she got into accident and died.
Coach Altman - Burned up

Adam Knight in "Crisis" - Dead (again)

Emily Dinsmore's father in "Forsaken" - Impaled by clone of his daughter

Jason and Clark beaten nearly to death in "Spell"

She (Isobel) beat up the Chinese army in "Sacred"

Baby Evan in "Ageless" - Exploded

Brendan in "Forever" - Shattered

Genevieve Teague in "Commencement" - Stabbed with "air" stone by Isobel

Nam-Ek and Aethyr in "Arrival" - Weakened by Green K and tossed into Phantom Zone

Sucked Clark dry (and not in a good way) in "Thirst"

and, in "Pilot"
her wish-granting to Martha brought Clark to the Kents BUT ALSO brought the meteor shower down on top of her OWN PARENTS!

[TheKents]

Do not date her or show any intrest for her: You'll end up dead and prob. some of your parents will too!

[photogirl]

Lana has a curse, and she knows how to share...

[muffinpeddler]

It's the pink. It has an insatible hunger for blood that cannot be quenched. DAMN YOU PINK! HOW MANY MORE HAVE TO DIE?!

[KRAM-el]

Originally posted by muffinpeddler
It's the pink. It has an insatible hunger for blood that cannot be quenched. DAMN YOU PINK! HOW MANY MORE HAVE TO DIE?!

And I repeat (from another thread)... Lana Lang, the "PINK" reaper... :D

[No-El]

Moral of the Story....don't mess with Jor-El!

[BoSoxJim]

Originally posted by Eh,Man?You-El?
IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK!

Consider all the people who have become involved with Lana:

Ryan in "Ryan" - Dead after Lana kisses him.



Yes, but he did die happy!


Originally posted by KRAM-el
And I repeat (from another thread)... Lana Lang, the "PINK" reaper... :D

actually, there are alot worse ways to go then via LL.

[Happy Random]

Originally posted by Eh,Man?You-El?
IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK!

Consider all the people who have become involved with Lana:

She's indirectly responsible for all the victims of Harry in "Hourglass" - she left him alone to fall into the Kryptonite lake.

Bad Cop in "Obscura" - death by police after becoming psychically linked to Lana.

Byron in "Nocturne" - Hospitalized

Ryan in "Ryan" - Dead after Lana kisses him.

Ian Randall in "Dichotic" - half-dead after dating Lana

Tina Greer in "Visage" - impaled on broken window

(also Tina Greer's Mother as collateral damage to Tina's Lana-Love in "X-Ray")

Lana-Fu kicks the lecherous bully's ass in "Precipice"

Henry Small in "Witness"- Nearly Divorced

Emily Dinsmore from "Accelerate" - drowned

The Fish-boy from "Extinction" - shot

Seth from "Magnetic" - imprisoned

Assistant coach Altman's daughter in "Hereafter" - Lana left her alone, she got into accident and died.
Coach Altman - Burned up

Adam Knight in "Crisis" - Dead (again)

Emily Dinsmore's father in "Forsaken" - Impaled by clone of his daughter

Jason and Clark beaten nearly to death in "Spell"

She (Isobel) beat up the Chinese army in "Sacred"

Baby Evan in "Ageless" - Exploded

Brendan in "Forever" - Shattered

Genevieve Teague in "Commencement" - Stabbed with "air" stone by Isobel

Nam-Ek and Aethyr in "Arrival" - Weakened by Green K and tossed into Phantom Zone

Sucked Clark dry (and not in a good way) in "Thirst"

and, in "Pilot"
her wish-granting to Martha brought Clark to the Kents BUT ALSO brought the meteor shower down on top of her OWN PARENTS!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: That is quite the list!! Poor Smallville.... The Curse of The Pink has forever stricken them! :D

[clois1938]

that's a big list!

:lol: