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lastdaughterofkrypton
01-13-2006, 09:07 AM
Needs better security :D I was like screaming finally Lex did you notice everybod gets into your house whnever they feel like it. Pleas stop being so cheap nad buy better guards adn a security sitem taht owrks for a chnge.
Lex had been saying the things the fans wants the most calling Lois at muffin pedler college drop out (best line ever), calling Chloe a third wheel and now himself I wonder if he will ever call Lana on their crap too something like your beauty can't buy your whole way in life Pink Princess or aren't you tired of yourself because I am... I would like that even in a dream sequence or alternative SV universe where everybody hates Lana and worships Chloe or he telling Clark you just can't see Lana is not right for you are you just a big dumb alien?

sheltiemom
01-13-2006, 01:24 PM
Yea the line about better security had me rolling!! I thought you finally figured this one out. Get an alarm, guard dogs, something, people walk in and out of that place likes it's Grand Central Station!!

Lord Rae
01-13-2006, 11:16 PM
And then he turns his back on someone whos obviously mentally unbalanced.

Now how many times has he actually been knocked out in this series? He's gotta be approaching serious brain damage.

muffinpeddler
01-14-2006, 09:37 AM
LOL! everyone on this series has benn knocked out at least ten times. except maybe Clark. yeah, when lex said the line about better security i screamed at the Tv: "Bad security? Only since the freaking PILOT!"

Ebert & Roeper
01-14-2006, 11:54 AM
He says what we want these days. Like one ep this season, I forget which: "I think this is the part where I say, 'what are you talking about, Clark?'"
That was great because they had a angry Clark, confused Lex scene in all the eps before it.

Oh, and in S4 Lana did say "I'm not a little girl, Lex," and then later he all but said "you sure as hell are!"

I like these sarcastic lines, I wonder if they mean there will be a change, or if the writers are just saying that this is the pattern and we should get used to it.

Billy Jor-El
01-14-2006, 11:59 AM
The "need better security" had me cackling, too. Gee, Lex, even a FREAKING LOCK ON THE DOOR MIGHT HELP. I doubt Lana, Farm Boy, or our lovely Miss Sullivan would break open a locked door. It might be a start, you know. If Lex's mansion is that easy to walk into, you'll find me at the liquor cabinet in 5 minutes....

Hendo
01-14-2006, 11:59 AM
yea it was really smart of him to say, "now my security will escort you to the police", and then turn his back on the person who orchastrated the attack on Jonathan.

lastdaughterofkrypton
01-14-2006, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Hendo
yea it was really smart of him to say, "now my security will escort you to the police", and then turn his back on the person who orchastrated the attack on Jonathan.
Go easy on Lex the part of her brain that is designed to: not-turn your-back-on-mentally-unstable-people-to-call-stupid-security that-wasn't-able-to-stop-her- when-she-enter is probably inexistance due to many knock outs :D
PS
didnt' you notice Lex looks when he saw her without hair: It was like: oh crap! another crazy one!...Priceless :rotfl:

shinedown
01-15-2006, 12:34 PM
thats what i love about smallville: its the only show where deranged lunatics can walk right into the mansion of the richest freakin man in the nation and knock him out.

Magus
01-15-2006, 12:45 PM
it was a funny scene. me and my friend are always making fun of luthor security.

Coyote
01-15-2006, 05:40 PM
Lex runs a permanent open house party. He's a great host and likes everyone to feel welcome, especially psychos who want to kill him.

muffinpeddler
01-16-2006, 08:40 AM
No security, MASSIVE security, no security, MASSIVE security...LOL!

Shiver
01-16-2006, 10:22 PM
C'mon guys. Lex's a lonely guy. If he didn't let everyone break in all the time, he'd never have anyone to talk to. :)

lastdaughterofkrypton
01-17-2006, 05:31 AM
Originally posted by Shiver
C'mon guys. Lex's a lonely guy. If he didn't let everyone break in all the time, he'd never have anyone to talk to. :)

Actually That explains a lot

loisnlana
01-17-2006, 08:59 AM
I once worked for a rich guy who (no kidding) always left his doors unlocked. Even when he wasn't home.

But when you have werewolves, aliens and stalkers breaking in all the time...that's another story.

muffinpeddler
01-18-2006, 02:21 PM
well, how many people can brag that a suspected murderer, a pheremone excreting woman, 2 Kryptonians, a portal to the Phantom Zone, intangible kryptonite tattooed thugs, an invisible boy, a vampire, an alien metamorphic intelligence (Brainiac), a witch, an FBI agent, a lost half-brother, a super-speeding thief, your evil other half, and a crazed super stalker have all been in their study?

UpandAtom
02-22-2006, 09:28 PM
After all the psychos that walked into his house, Lex thinks that he could use better security. For a rich guy, you think he'd be able to afford some common sense.

Micheal Moon
05-10-2007, 08:25 PM
Hahaha this is hilarious I never thought about that. Aside from the deranged girl who shaved her head, how many times have we heard,"LEX!!" with Clark strolling in and saying,"What do you know about...........""(Lana/Chloe/ could die because of this!!"