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bluehybrid69
12-08-2005, 06:20 PM
"This isn't toys for tots . . . this is toys 'r' us!"

" I'm the new and improved model"
Jay Eff
12-08-2005, 06:20 PM
Uncle Clark! Make me fly!
Kgatc13
12-08-2005, 06:24 PM
I like the flying one.
katt12
12-08-2005, 06:26 PM
Of couse I can, Honey. You tell me the same thing every year!

Oh, my mom and I laughed at that!
NotTodayPete
12-09-2005, 02:26 AM
my favorite was when lex woke up next to lana and said "what the fff..." lol
diabla9
12-09-2005, 05:03 AM
"you just coulnd't bare having a cripple as a son" so true, did you see how fast lionel reacted once the dr said he was gonna be paralyzed?

"new and improved model" was my favorite quote though, and the toys r us one too. :)
BeldarofRemulak
12-09-2005, 08:27 AM
I liked the "I wasn't spying" one from Clark..then he looked down guilty
Lexgirl33
12-09-2005, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by NotTodayPete
my favorite was when lex woke up next to lana and said "what the fff..." lol



:lol: yes that was good
allison89
12-09-2005, 08:29 AM
What the F-? Had to be my favorite. I liked the 'make me fly!' one too.
BeldarofRemulak
12-09-2005, 08:33 AM
I also like the ho ho holy cow one
ClarkCrusader
12-09-2005, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by NotTodayPete
my favorite was when lex woke up next to lana and said "what the fff..." lol


Totally my favorite quote of the ep!! I cracked up and loved the look on his face!!
The Great Ymmij
12-09-2005, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by NotTodayPete
my favorite was when lex woke up next to lana and said "what the fff..." lol

Hahaha, yeah, I definitely laughed my butt off from that!!!
Beans
12-09-2005, 05:07 PM
Hilarious part. I also really liked when Lex called his "son" muscles.
MyOwnSuperhero
12-09-2005, 05:28 PM
Ho-Ho-Holy Cow! (That was hilarious. That line alone redeemed the whole plastered Santa storyline.)

Shelby eating the refreshments at the party was great too!
LionelLuthor
12-09-2005, 06:09 PM
Hey- was there many funny parts in the episode?
I haven't seen it yet- but I did make a thread like this yesterday ;) but it's not all quotes.
http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46936
last man of krypton
12-10-2005, 08:21 AM
Clark: "whoosh!" as he carries Alex, mimicking flying.
Tomsgurl88
12-10-2005, 12:41 PM
Santa: "take, take, take, *****, *****, *****."

OMG i was DYING!
muffinpeddler
12-10-2005, 01:03 PM
LMAOF! I love that scene!
LoisNClark
12-11-2005, 06:51 AM
not sure if this is word for word right but
"come on muscles, you gonna make me do this all myself"