Favorite "Lexmas" Quotes

[RedPhoenix23]

Jonathan: "To Lex: The finest man I know."

Lex: "I've never been happier."

Lana: "I love you so much."

Lex: "Ah! Woah! Who are you?"

Alex: "Daddy! Breakfast!"

[No-El]

Clark: You deserve it (meaning Lana??):confused: :confused:

[RedPhoenix23]

Maybe he means Lex deserves his happiness, because at one point Lex tells that he's never been happier.

[allison89]

I thought he ment Lex's happiness too, but we will se.

Lex: What the -?

[No-El]

Could be could be just one of those situations ladies!

But yes, we shall see with baited ANTICIPATION, next to the "Big 100th" Feb.2006!;) ;) ;) ;)

[LionelLuthor]

Lex: "What the f....?"

:rotfl:

[allison89]

Yup, I guess they had to censor him
:rotfl:
How many times do you think they had to reshoot because MR didn't stop at 'what the...?"
:rotfl:

[LionelLuthor]

Maybe we'll see it on the S5 dvd extras!
MR: "What the *Beep*? Sorry!!!! That was my fault"
I hope there's a gag reel on the Season 5 DVD.
WE WANT EXTRAS!!!!!!!

[TrevorH]

Quote it up.

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by LionelLuthor
Maybe we'll see it on the S5 dvd extras!
MR: "What the *Beep*? Sorry!!!! That was my fault"
I hope there's a gag reel on the Season 5 DVD.
WE WANT EXTRAS!!!!!!!


i am hoping MR and KK do a commentary for this episode. this would be a good one for them to do. i hope there is a gag reel too. Maybe there will be some goofy stuff with MR and the little kid.

[twelfthnight1]

Lex: "I've never been happier."

Lana: "I love you so much."
Oh my gosh - beautiful.

[Rosey]

Ho Ho, Holy Cow! :lol:

[Zooks]

EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT DIES

[akuma]

And do you know what true happiness is? Power. Power and Money.

That was Lex at his finest, really turning into the evil Lex we all know.

[Lexgirl33]

Originally posted by Rosey
Ho Ho, Holy Cow! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: that was great!

"Power, happiness and Power" something like that..

[tw190]

Originally posted by Rosey
Ho Ho, Holy Cow! :lol:

Dang, beat me to it! :D

Alex: "Uncle Clark, Uncle Clark! Make me fly!"

I LOVED that line.

And some reference to Clark being in journalism was a great line too. :)

[sheltiemom]

I'm paraphrasing here-

Clark's response to Chloe--
Chloe-" I need you to deliever some presents"
Clark-"So instead of calling Fed-Ex you call me"

Clark when he sees the gifts- "This isn't Toys for Tots, it's Toys are Us"

[svsabbiesv]

Lex to Lana: "I've always loved you"

...now come on didn't that choke anyone else up besides me!!! man Lana dying really hit Lex hard. Those tears were great! Michael is such a great actor

[love_smallville]

Ok, I may not have it just right but anyways:

Kid to Clark: "You're not Santa Clause"

Clark: "Yes I am. I'm the new and improved model"

[Lana_Lang #1]

Santa "Ho Ho Ho Holy Cow!"

That was just awesome!


Alex: "Uncle Clark, Uncle Clark! Make me fly!"

Clark "Sorry I haven't been around much lately but things have been crazy at the Planet"

Chloe "Don't let his "it's been crazy" line fool you. He's been promoted"

Clark "I'm now a fully fledged reporter"

That part with Clark and Alex, Chloe and Lex was soooo adorable! Clark looked really good in that outfit he was wearing.



When Chloe put the Santa hat on Clark at the Daily Planet and Clark gave look that "I'm only doing this because of you ya know" look, that was priceless!

Seeing that overhead of Clark zipping around Metropolis made my smile!

Kid to Clark: "You're not Santa Clause"
Clark: "Yes I am. I'm the new and improved model"

I caught myself thinking yes, you are Clark and you look yummy! Did ya notice? Clark also took the cookies! Like father like son, no Kent can resist cookies! Very Cute"


Jonathan "Lex. I never thought I'd say this but, I couldn't be prouder of you Lex if you were my own son"

Lex "You didn't do it to save my life. You did it because you couldn't bear to have a cripple as a son"
Lex "If I hadn't of made it, how would you have condoned your actions?"
Lex "How dare you play God with my life"

[ImaVirus]

Uncle Clark, uncle Clark. Make me fly!!

[Kal-El-Krypton]

Lana: We're on a budget, remember?
Lex: Budget?!

[krpto]

Originally posted by ImaVirus
Uncle Clark, uncle Clark. Make me fly!!

i loved that scene partly because I always pick my nephew and make him fly like clark did with young alex.

[Slade]

Lex: "Much like Ebinezer Scrooge, I realize that what I want more than anything is to live happily ever after. And do you know what the secret to living happily every after? Power, money and power. You see once you have those two things, you can secure everything else AND keep it that way."

ohhh and

Lex: "What the f---?!"

Lana: "Try and remember we are on a budget."

Lex: "We ha--We have a budget?"

[Mr. E]

Little kid: "You're not Santa."
Clark: "Yes I am, i'm the new and improved model."

[Tomsgurl88]

Lex: "we, we have a budget?" HILARIOUS

Clark: "Chloe, this isn't Toys for Tots it's Toys R Us!"

Lex: "I have always loved you." So Depressing!

[Tom's Chick]

Lana: and try to remember this year we're on a budget.

Lex: (chuckles) We're on a budget?!?
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Lex: What the f***
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Girl: Your not santa claus

Clark: Yes I am....I'm the new and improved model
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Johnathon: This years Humanitarian(sp) award goes to our very own Lex Luthor!

the idea of lex getting a humanitarian award is hilarious, lol

[ClarkCrusader]

Lex: What the f***

That had to be the best and his expression fit his quote so well!
:rotfl:

This was a suprisingly good episode!! I was sooooo glad!!!

[Clark's Angel]

Clark: I'm the new and improved model.

I called that :lol: As soon as the little kid said, "You're not Santa,", I said, "He's the new and improved model." Lo and behold, Clark says, "I'm the new and improved model." If Santa looked like Clark, I'd be a very good girl all year round.

[Tomsgurl88]

Santa: It's all take, take, take, *****,*****,*****."
OMG i was dying! I know Tom wanted to laugh at that!

[Rko64]

I also liked that part

Lex: "What the f..."

[axel]

Originally posted by Rosey
Ho Ho, Holy Cow! :lol:

My favourite too :rotfl:

[Superdan13]

The "All I want in life is to live happily ever after. To do that you need power. Wealth and power. Once you have those two you can obtain the rest".

[No-El]

Chloe convincing Clark to help the needy children:

Yay! You're my hero! (giggled laughter) :p

[xrayvision]

I loved the "I want it all".

This episode was definitely a good one and not a waste. It showed us a possible future that Lex was presented with; one that went horribly bad in one aspect with Lana dying, and therefore led to Lex's rejection of it. He clearly is seen at the end heading towards the man we all know he will turn out to be.

[brainiacowen]

Yes! "I want to be senator...I want it all." The BEST!

[tibbit78]

1) Lex and Lillian

Lex: What happened? Where am I?

Lillian: Hello, Lex.

Lex: Mom? But you're... Am I dead?

Lillian: No, Lex. You're still very much alive.

Lex: Then how is ... I'm dreaming.

Lillian: It's no dream, Lex. This is your life.

Lex: I don't understand. This---This can't be. This isn't real.

Lillian: This is real, Lex. As real as you want it to be. All of this can be yours, if you make the right choices.

Lex: All of this? What do you mean? What are you talking about?


2) Clark and Lana

Lana (after putting an angel on top of the Christmas tree): There! She's perfect.

Clark (looking at Lana): Yes, she is. (Then they kiss).

Lana: It's usually Mel and me at Christmas. Lots of tinsel and an artificial tree. Thank you, Clark. For saving me from another plastic store-bought Holiday.

Clark: Your welcome.


3) Chloe and Clark

Clark: So, what's the problem?

Chloe: The presents need to be delivered tonight, and the teamsters are on strike.

Clark: Instead of calling Fed-Ex, you called me?

Chloe: I realize it's a lot to ask for, but you can run faster than a speeding bullet, and I know you don't want to disappoint all those under-privileged children, do you? ...You'd be helping out a really good cause, not to mention saving my career.

Clark: I promised Lana I'd...

Chloe: I'm sure she'll understand, or at least she'll understand whatever it is you make up to tell her. Please?

Clark: All right. I'll deliver a few on my way to the party.

Chloe: You're my hero! I knew you'd come through.


4) Lex and Lillian

Lex: I can't remember ever being this happy! This has been the best day of my life. Thank you.

Lillian: It doesn't have to end, Lex. Every day can be this wonderful. I told you this is the life you could have, the life you can have, Lex.

Lex: This is what I want! What do I have to do?

Lillian: You have to make the right decision, Lex. Follow your heart, not your ambition.

Lex: What decision? What are you talking about?

Clark: Who you talking to, Lex?

Lex: No one...or possibly myself.


5) Lillian and Lex

Lex: What did you do to her? Why didn't you stop this? I thought you were showing me a better life.

Lillian: I was, Lex. I am.

Lex: A life where my wife dies? A life full of pain?

Lillian: No, Lex. A life full of love.

Lex: Love? Everyone that I've ever loved has died. First Julian, and then you... And now Lana is dead! And I couldn't do anything to stop this!

[jesslang]

I liked it ..when lana is talking to lex and ...there married and lex has no idea what going on...good ep.

[Flowergirl123]

When Lex wakes up or somewhere in the episode and he says what the ****k? I thought that was funny.

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Lex: What? We have a budget?

Kid: You're not Santa Claus
Clark: Yes I am. The new and improved.

Santa: Ho, ho, holy cow!

[hadezown]

Lana: We're on a budget, remember?
Lex: Budget?!

This and the "What the f-"

Man I wish SV writting was consistently good.