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sprman808

11-17-2005, 03:55 PM

If you're just joining us...Here in Hawaii, surf's up 20ft...but you're screwed because Smallville is airing Saturday at 5pm due to a stupid volleyball game...now back to Smallville (insert whimper from grown 42 year old man).

TrevorH

11-17-2005, 04:05 PM

Heh, not "these" again :p

sprman808

11-17-2005, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by TrevorH
Heh, not "these" again :p

Ha! Well of course!! Sit back for the ride...

If you're just joining us...Martha is erotically writhing...now back to Smallville.

EricN68

11-17-2005, 04:21 PM

If you're just joining us ... Clark has just now gotten around to mentioning to Ma and Pa that his prof's a Kryptonian!

LuckyKrypto

11-17-2005, 04:23 PM

^^ :rotfl: Good one

If you're just joining us Shelby has figured out Brainiac is bad before Clark!!

HotStudsSuccess

11-17-2005, 04:24 PM

If you're just joining us... Shelbys been shot :eek:

k18

11-17-2005, 04:28 PM

If you're just joining us, Clark found some devestating news about his family, now back to Smallville

Elite

11-17-2005, 04:29 PM

if ur just joining us, clarks decorating the FOS in pink to annoy jor-el :D

Happy Random

11-17-2005, 04:30 PM

If your just joining us... You are about to see the next half of the episode. Now back to Smallville. :D

mansuper

11-17-2005, 04:38 PM

if you're just joining us...Clark and Lex are no longer friends...Lana and Clark's relationship is in turmoil...the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

k18

11-17-2005, 04:38 PM

If you're just joining us, PARTY AT THE FOS!!! BYOB!! now back to Smallville.

Silent Kal

11-17-2005, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by Happy Random
If your just joining us... You are about to see the next half of the episode. Now back to Smallville. :D

HAHAHA. So simple, yet so well-played.

Okay, i'm done.

If you're just joining us, Jonathon Kent just knocked out Braniac with one flick of his platitude-powered hair. Now back to Smallville.

sprman808

11-17-2005, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by k18
If you're just joining us, PARTY AT THE FOS!!! BYOB!! now back to Smallville.

I'm there!!!

If you're just joining us Jor-El is pi$$ing on Clark's parade... now back to Smallville.

CLS

11-17-2005, 04:41 PM

If you're just joining us...you missed a scene at Smallville Medical Center...now back to Smallville.

-cs™

RedPhoenix23

11-17-2005, 04:45 PM

If you're just joining us, the announcer punked out again and just flashed a bunch of quick clips again.

Lexgirl33

11-17-2005, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by mansuper
if you're just joining us...Clark and Lex are no longer friends...Lana and Clark's relationship is in turmoil...the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Originally posted by CLS
If you're just joining us...you missed a scene at Smallville Medical Center...now back to Smallville.

-cs™

:rotfl: sooo true!

Mr.Bond

11-17-2005, 04:59 PM

If you're just joining us, this is giong to be the last smallville until after Thanksgiving weekend.

Silent Kal

11-17-2005, 05:03 PM

If you're just joining us, the entire Allison Mack fan-base just found out about her upcoming stint on "ER" and is boycotting this episode in protest of Chloe's possible demise in "Reckoning."

Lexgirl33

11-17-2005, 05:03 PM

:eek: really!?

Rosey

11-17-2005, 05:08 PM

If you're just joining us, where the h*** have you been anyway?

Happy Random

11-17-2005, 05:16 PM

Spoon AZ

11-17-2005, 05:25 PM

If you're just joining us....watch a a bunch incredibly fast clips that in no way help you understand what's going on!!

Mr. E

11-17-2005, 05:39 PM

"If you're just join us, Martha's got the clap, now back to the show"

Spoon AZ

11-17-2005, 05:41 PM

If you're just joining us....The OC is probably sucking again

allison89

11-17-2005, 05:47 PM

If your just joning us...I just got a sex change (cue female announcer voice) now back to Smallville .

mario masta

11-17-2005, 05:50 PM

"If you're just joining us, Clark has been PUNK'D by Brainiac! Fo shizzle! Now back to Smallville."

RedPhoenix23

11-17-2005, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by allison89
If your just joning us...I just got a sex change (cue female announcer voice) now back to Smallville .

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That's going down as one of my all time favorites!

sprman808

11-17-2005, 06:40 PM

If you're just joining us...Clark's been arrested for vandalism...now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us, I'm stuck out here on this rock in Paradise...waiting.... now back to Smallville.

RedPhoenix23

11-17-2005, 06:42 PM

If you're just joining us...I gave sprman808 another cookie...now back to Smallville.

Remus

11-17-2005, 06:57 PM

If you're just joining us.. ... Spike tried to stake Clark .... Now, back to Smallville.

Aloof

11-17-2005, 07:28 PM

If you're just joining us.... Lana has been wandering off and found Pink Kryptonite! Whoo hoo!

AnimeJoe

11-17-2005, 07:30 PM

If you're just joining us, the artificial intelligent life form from Krypton, Professor Fine, just had sex with a refrigerator!Now back to Smallville.

sprman808

11-17-2005, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If you're just joining us...I gave sprman808 another cookie...now back to Smallville.

WOOHOO!!!

Passive cookie accepted!!! I like dem.

If you're just joining us...I'm eating Redphoenix's cookie from her hot oven.... now back to Smallville!!

captain cold

11-17-2005, 07:43 PM

If you're just joining us...Ford has paid for the next 10 minutes of the show

chlana_sandwich

11-17-2005, 07:47 PM

If you're just joining us... Clark has changed his name to Eric Forman and Jor-El just called him a "dumbass"... now back to Smallville!

Happy Random

11-17-2005, 08:13 PM

If you're just joining us, Chloe has saved the day again, as it seems she must do at least every other episode

LuckyKrypto

11-17-2005, 08:20 PM

If you're just joining us Halmark has taken over Smallville!! There is no where to turn you are traped in endless Halmark moments!!!!!:eek:

Kal-El1138

11-17-2005, 08:39 PM

If you're just joining us...Clark still needs Chloe's help. Now, back to Smallville.

timmytooth

11-17-2005, 09:15 PM

if you're just joining us....Clark decided that he loved CHloe. She's giving up reporting to live with Clark at the FOS. She decided it needs a woman's touch. Now back to Smallville

michaelcox

11-17-2005, 10:12 PM

If you're just joining us... you are watching an all new Everwood...

luthorcorp20

11-17-2005, 10:32 PM

if you are just joining us ... I hope you where driving a ford fusion.... back to smallville

TJPW

11-17-2005, 10:45 PM

If you're just joining us you know Clark has become all to human in leaving stuff around for Chloe to pick up. Fisrt he loses his virginity,then the key to the FOS, what's next...?

KryptonzGirl

11-17-2005, 11:00 PM

If you're just joining us....The Kents have bought their 57th red truck...youd think they would at least buy a diffrent color, or do you think they are just obsessed with red? I for one love the new Rav4....but for a farm I think that they should buy a new Tundra, they are sooo much easier on the eyes...and..and...what? Smallville?*long pause*

Oh yea.......now back to Smallville

artiist1284

11-17-2005, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by KryptonzGirl
If you're just joining us....The Kents have bought their 57th red truck...youd think they would at least buy a diffrent color, or do you think they are just obsessed with red? I for one love the new Rav4....but for a farm I think that they should buy a new Tundra, they are sooo much easier on the eyes...and..and...what? Smallville?*long pause*

Oh yea.......now back to Smallville

(Love it, so funny )

If you are just joining us...... You are a dumb@$$, the freaking show is over! .....Check local listings next time!

myankskent

11-18-2005, 12:20 PM

If you're just joining us, the writers of Smallville have agreed to turn smallville into Superman once Clark Kent becomes Superman, but for now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us, the writers of Smallville have agreed to turn smallville into Superman once Clark Kent becomes Superman, but for now back to Smallville.

auctionrick

11-18-2005, 01:00 PM

if you are just joining us Clark just us another falic symbol. Looks like the FOS just got ... Oops cant say that word

now back to Smallville

freddielm

11-18-2005, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by mansuper
if you're just joining us...Clark and Lex are no longer friends...Lana and Clark's relationship is in turmoil...the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Ha ha ha ... this is one of the best ones I've seen. :rotfl:

Lana_Lang #1

11-18-2005, 01:29 PM

If you just joining us, we have excellent news! Shelby's back!

RedPhoenix23

11-18-2005, 01:32 PM

If you're just joining us, you missed the worst ep trailer ever!

Lord_Balthaazar

11-18-2005, 02:42 PM

..If Youre Just Joining Us, Lex has a thing For Lois' Muffins! *ahem* ..now back to Smallville.."