If you're just joining us...

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...this episode has a lot less COMIC and a whole lot more STRIP.

[Spoon AZ]

I like this thread idea. Sounds fun.

If you're just joining us....you already missed Lois's Daily Planets so you might as well turn the TV off...

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...the CEO of Luthorcorp just lost $500,000 at Club Metro-brasspol-is.

[Hendo]

If you're just joining us... Clark Kent has just been arrested.

[chrismen]

If you're just joining us... Lois got kidnapped.

and got tazed

[DarkClone]

they stole the idea from Law and Order . . . but that's an awesome show, so it's ok

tazers are awesome!

[MissSullivan]

haha....it's so weird wehn they do that. like "if you're just joining us, clark has been shot. and now back to smallville." it just sounds weird to me.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Sshhh....be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm huntin' wabbit, ha-a-a-a.

If you're just joining us...I'll take a coke straight on the rocks.

[Mr.Bond]

If you are just joining us.... You just miss Lois sexy dance and I need a $20 to tip her!!

[captain cold]

If you're just joining us...you missed Lois half naked...that will teach you!

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...TPTB were finally unable to come up with a scene for Lana.

If you're just joining us...you missed a lot of red, white, and blue but no pink.

[sprman808]

Originally posted by Spoon AZ
I like this thread idea. Sounds fun.

If you're just joining us....you already missed Lois's Daily Planets so you might as well turn the TV off...

If you're just joining us...I wanted to start this thread, but it took forever to get the forum up and I was away from my computer.

:( now back to Smallville

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us, this eppy makes me want to drive a 69' Dodge Charger....now back to Smallville

[warriorrenegade]

if you're just joining us, Lois's boob popped out and you missed it... now back to SV.

If you're just joining us, Clark just burned down the stripclub now back to SV.

[GatorTex]

If you're just joining us, Lois gave Clark a super wood...now back to Smallville.

[The Great Ymmij]

If you're just joining us, the episode is over...now back to boredom until next week's smallville.

[CLS]

"If you're just joining us...you missed at least 3 Dukes Of Hazzard references.

Cheesy anvils are not exclusive to Superman you know.

Fresh Smallville NOW!"

-cs™

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us...Exposed is worth a re-run tonight....now back to Smallville.

[Kal-El18]

If you're just joining us...lana is not in tonights episode <.<

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Clark was arrested since he drank a coke straight on the rocks while being underage. Now back to the Dukes of Smutville.

[SuperClarkMode]

If you're just joining us ... well that sucks for you. This is a new episode, didn't you buy a TV Guide? They run like 2 fracking dollars. And you call yourself a Smallville FAN? I don't think you deserve the rest of this episode ... (The rainbow bars are transmitted instead with that "Boooooooooooooooooo" sound)

[tw190]

If you've just joined us...

.Lois has won Miss USA.

...and now back to Smallville.

[SnarkMasterJ]

If you're just joining us, we found out that Lana isn't the only one who can have contrived plot lines. Yes, Ms. Lane...that means you...

And now, back to Smallville.

[Superhunter]

If your just joining us, you just missed lois stripping when in reality, it should have been chloe.

back to smallville

[phatum]

If your just joining us... there screwing up the episode and your one of the fortunate ones, now turn the channel and back to smallville

[KalLover07]

If you're just joining us...
you're missing one of the best episodes, and Lana isn't in it.

[phatum]

If your just joining us... smallville was over 14 hrs ago

[freddielm]

If you're just joining us, guess you took care of your "problem" after watching Lois strip.

[sprman808]

Originally posted by freddielm
If you're just joining us, guess you took care of your "problem" after watching Lois strip.

If you're just joining us, and you took care of that problem, wipe the screen so you can watch more Smallville... now back to Smallville.

[thmallville]

Originally posted by xrayvision
If you're just joining us...Sshhh....be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm huntin' wabbit, ha-a-a-a.

If you're just joining us...I'll take a coke straight on the rocks.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm not even gonna try to come up with one after that...:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :D

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us, don't worry, you haven't missed an actual forward plot movement. No, no, it's okay. No brilliant James Marsters. No Jor-El. No FOS. No black ship. No Kryptonians. No ZOD. No destiny. No superheroism (okay, a little). No comic mythology.

If none of that bothers you, then, "now, back to this week's episode of 'The O.C.' "

[sprman808]

If you're just joining us, Clark Junior's new name is "stiffy"....now back to Smallville.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Lois owes Clark $20.

If you're just joining us...aye, aye sailor's best friend.

If you're just joining us...can you go out & get Clark some nightlight bulbs?

If you're just joining us...Clark has green k in his pockets.

[GatorTex]

Originally posted by sprman808
If you're just joining us, Clark Junior's new name is "stiffy"....now back to Smallville.

LOL! :lol:

<-------<< come on, Stiffy!

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...the Saturn Award winner is running rings around Clark.

[djpnutz]

If you're just joining us... Lex did not have sexual relations with those women.

[sprman808]

Originally posted by djpnutz
If you're just joining us... Lex did not have sexual relations with those women.

If you're just joining us....I had sexual relations with those women, then I woke up...now back to Smallville.

[achilles]

If your just joining us...the door is jammed, and Tom Wopat has still got it, but those Duke boys are gonna have their work cut out for them if their beat Clark to Talon...hope those boys got wings...[insert guitar tabs here]

[GatorTex]

If you're just joining us...Lois pitched Clark's tent...now back to Smallville.

[thehenry89]

if you just joining us.......*speaks to someone on sound stage* "my pants are up...give me some paper towls will ya, what do you mean the mikes still on" uh ladies and gentlemen......uh hahahaha back to fresh smallville

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...can somebody take my place while I kick the crap out of Clark for ordering a Coke straight up on the rocks?