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sprman808
10-27-2005, 02:07 PM
The half-time announcer says...."If you're just joining us..."
Tonight's show will suck!
...and now back to Smallville
Kreukie
10-27-2005, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by sprman808
The half-time announcer says...."If you're just joining us..."
Tonight's show will suck!
...and now back to Smallville
Then just don't watch. :p
sprman808
10-27-2005, 02:15 PM
Uh...there was a pun intended....
If you're just joining us...Prof Fine, just bleached his hair....now back to Smallville!
drwood
10-27-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by sprman808
The half-time announcer says...."If you're just joining us..."
Tonight's show will suck!
...and now back to Smallville :rotfl:
Seriously, though, I don't think it will be as bad as everyone fears. You've still got James Marsters and an evil Lex, plus Carrie Fisher to offset any cheezy plotline.
nightshadz
10-27-2005, 02:52 PM
"If you're just joining us... You missed half the damn show fool!"
sprman808
10-27-2005, 02:53 PM
If you're just joining us....
FILL IN THE BLANKS<-----
Now, back to Smallville
RedPhoenix23
10-27-2005, 03:02 PM
If you're just joining us you missed the lesbian Draculana kiss...Lucky!
xrayvision
10-27-2005, 03:04 PM
If you're just joining us....the punch at the Halloween party just got Spike'd. :cool: :cool:
Kreukie
10-27-2005, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by xrayvision
If you're just joining us....the punch at the Halloween party just got Spike'd. :cool: :cool:
:rotfl:
RedPhoenix23
10-27-2005, 03:11 PM
If you're just joining us, you missed Princess Leia's cameo apprence. Idiot!
sprman808
10-27-2005, 03:14 PM
If you're just joining us, Clark says "Lana, you're my only hope!" (reminiscent of Princess Leia)...now back to Smallville.
SupermansNotDead
10-27-2005, 03:15 PM
If your just joining us, Lana has just turned into another idiotic creature that has nothing to do with Superman lore, now back to Smallville.
blastcaps
10-27-2005, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by nightshadz
"If you're just joining us... You missed half the damn show fool!"
LMAO!!!!! that was by far the best
RedPhoenix23
10-27-2005, 03:18 PM
If you're just joining us, Spike has tried to convince Clark that there is no such thing as Vampires...Nice try!
If you're just joining us, Clark's fantasy about Lana in a lesbo sorority getting bitten by a couple hot vampires just came true, now back to Smallville
mario masta
10-27-2005, 03:59 PM
"If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has been SUCKED...! Now back to Smallville."
RedPhoenix23
10-27-2005, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by mario masta
"If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has been SUCKED...! Now back to Smallville."
Oh my! :eek: :eek:
If you're just joining us, Chloe has ditched a career in journalism to be Britney's Spears body double.
GatorTex
10-27-2005, 04:51 PM
If you're just joining us, go back to sleep. ;)
sprman808
10-27-2005, 04:54 PM
If you're just joining us...there is an overly exchange of bodily fluids...now back to Smallville.
No-El
10-27-2005, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by mario masta
"If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has been SUCKED...! Now back to Smallville."
hahahhahahhhahahahahahaha!!!!!
LMAO so hard it hurts!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That was clearly the best line yet for the "Smallville Hall of Fame" Episode Record Books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You people should be the writers for the show!!:lol:
GatorTex
10-27-2005, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by mario masta
"If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has been SUCKED...! Now back to Smallville."
This was pretty flippin' hilarious. :rotfl: Well done!
No-El
10-27-2005, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by GatorTex
This was pretty flippin' hilarious. :rotfl: Well done!
You said a mouthful!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Why didn't I think and post that line first?????????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Oh well, an new rerun of Smallville is ABC Family---the first episode of season 1. The 5th time they have run the cycle through season 3 and now 4!!!!!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
RedPhoenix23
10-27-2005, 05:08 PM
If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has discovered that there are really things that go bump in the night....
I couldn't think of a funny one! The "Sucked" one, is still too fresh in my head...can't concentrate...
No-El
10-27-2005, 05:14 PM
Here is one!
If you're just joining us...I am retiring as the offical announcer tonight...now back to Smallville!
RedPhoenix23
10-27-2005, 05:27 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Good one No-El!
If you're just joining us, Catwoman has just taken Robin hostage! Whatever will Batman do?!! Oh....wait...wrong show, sorry. Now back to your regular programming.
farmboy20
10-27-2005, 05:36 PM
if you're just joining us, YAWN, oh why do i bother? Just start the show.
if you're just joining us, Clark has meet Buffy the Kryptonian Slayer. Now Smallville.
if you're just joining us, why weren't you here earlier I mean COME ON!!! IT'S SMALLVILLE FOR PETE'S SAKE!!! Do your homework later.
if you're just joining us, Clark give me back the script.
Clark: Lex took it.
sprman808
10-27-2005, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by mario masta
"If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has been SUCKED...! Now back to Smallville."
If you're just joining us, Lana is doing the sucking.... Now back to Smallville.
:p
GatorTex
10-27-2005, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by farmboy20
if you're just joining us, Clark give me back the script.
Clark: Lex took it.
Nice.
KalLover07
10-27-2005, 05:39 PM
If you're just joining us,
Will the REAL Buffy please stand up?
RedPhoenix23
10-27-2005, 05:40 PM
If you're just joining us, Lana and Chloe have been SUCKED too!
No-El
10-27-2005, 05:40 PM
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!
Uh, ho getting close to zero hour east coast time!!!
15 minutes to go!!
Signing off till after the show!!!!
Later.
RedPhoenix23
10-27-2005, 05:46 PM
Have fun with that!
If you're just joining us, No-El has left the building. Repeat: No-El has left the building.
mario masta
10-27-2005, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by sprman808
If you're just joining us, Lana is doing the sucking.... Now back to Smallville.
:p
:rotfl:
"If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has been sucked DRY! Now back to Smallville."
And thank you all for your kind words, but the real winner is the announcer guy from Hidden: if it weren't for him, we wouldn't be here making fun of him. :p
jimmyolsenblues
10-27-2005, 05:55 PM
If your just joining us...... Lana broke a tooth.
RedPhoenix23
10-27-2005, 06:00 PM
If you're just joining us, Clark felt a disturbance in the force...
freddielm
10-27-2005, 07:39 PM
I didn't see this thread so I posted one, oops! Anywho, here's what I wrote:
If you're just joining us, you're watching the worst episode in 'Smallville' history, please change the channel.
thehenry89
10-27-2005, 07:42 PM
If your just joininig us leave now and never return.
Aloof
10-27-2005, 08:05 PM
If you're just joining us, hurry up and turn this off because it's another "Sex and the City" rerun!
sprman808
10-27-2005, 08:31 PM
If you're just joining us...this eppy may suck, just deal with it, you love Smallville.... now back to Smallville.
xrayvision
10-27-2005, 08:55 PM
If you're just joining us...Clark has left the building...and is creeping out Chloe.
If you're just joining us...Clark has told the tooth for once!!
If you're just joining us...Lana has bit the lust!
If you're just joining us...you just missed another steamy moment with Clark Can't & Lana Fang.
If you're just joining us...<showing a scene>
Clark: Lana, bite me!
Lana: It would be my pleasure!!
If you're just joining us...Lex lost his hand (i.e. that bodyguard; pun intended)!;) :cool:
sprman808
10-27-2005, 09:08 PM
If you're just joining us...there were lots of lesbo sex, sucking, and gratuitus school girl outfits.....now back to Smutville.
No-El
10-27-2005, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If you're just joining us, Lana and Chloe have been SUCKED too!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
Laughing histerically now with tears in my eyes.
I can't take much more of this STOP people!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
hahahhahahahahahaha:lol: :lol: :lol:
hahhahahahahahahaha:lol: :lol: :lol:
lzpoof
10-27-2005, 09:22 PM
IF you're just joining us ............
Lana and Chloe had a lesbian makeout session and Clark is in the bathroom working on his 'school project'.
Leviathan
10-27-2005, 09:23 PM
If your just joining us... Chloe looks ass-smackingly hot in pony tails...
xrayvision
10-27-2005, 09:29 PM
If your just joining us...we just witnessed Lana's crack.
No-El
10-27-2005, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by mario masta
:rotfl:
"If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has been sucked DRY! Now back to Smallville."
And thank you all for your kind words, but the real winner is the announcer guy from Hidden: if it weren't for him, we wouldn't be here making fun of him. :p
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahah
All laughed out now!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nothing left but to go offline for the evening, East coast time!!!!
Good nite! Have a happy one!!!!!!!!!!!:D
lzpoof
10-27-2005, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has discovered that there are really things that go bump in the night....
I couldn't think of a funny one! The "Sucked" one, is still too fresh in my head...can't concentrate...
Considerign the episode, 'things that go bump and grind' may have been more approiate .. See you almost had a good one just need to stretch it ! :)
RedPhoenix23
10-27-2005, 10:23 PM
:eek: Thanks for the help lzpoof!
Beans
10-27-2005, 10:35 PM
If you're just joining us...vampires have taken over Sunnydale...I mean Smallville!
AnimeJoe
10-27-2005, 10:37 PM
If you're just joining us you didn't miss Lex getting OWNED by Professor Fine...
lzpoof
10-27-2005, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Beans
If you're just joining us...vampires have taken over Sunnydale...I mean Smallville!
Alright enough with the Joss Whedon jokes :) Bad enough that they avoided it whle episode only to say 'slayed buffy the vampire'
Beans
10-27-2005, 10:40 PM
Yeah, I just couldn't help myself :).
GatorTex
10-27-2005, 10:45 PM
If you're just joining us...gonorrea is rampant...now back to Smutville.
lzpoof
10-27-2005, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by Beans
If you're just joining us...vampires have taken over Sunnydale...I mean Smallville!
I wonder if the kryptonite stake/shard in the box with the antidote was supposed to be another bad vampire reference ?
xrayvision
10-28-2005, 12:15 AM
If you're just joining us...Carlos no habla ingles.
sprman808
10-28-2005, 12:42 AM
If you're just joining us....Happy Halloween...because this is a tongue-n-cheek eppy....now, back to Smallville.
RedPhoenix23
10-28-2005, 01:04 AM
If you're just joining us, u didn't miss much, Thirst sucked.
sunshine1973
10-28-2005, 09:14 AM
If you are just joining us ........you're late. Its over, tune in next week and try to be early huh?
SupermansNotDead
10-28-2005, 09:27 AM
"If you're just joining us, luckily you've missed half of the worst episode in Smallville history, well maybe its not as bad as Ageless, but its close. Now back to Smallville"
xrayvision
10-28-2005, 10:44 AM
If you're just joining us...Lana has gotten 7 more seasons of bad luck.
Chloestheone
10-28-2005, 10:53 AM
If you're just joining us...Lucky you! You missed most of the blonde bimbo dialogue, but the brunette is coming back!
tw190
10-28-2005, 11:36 AM
I like the "Carlos no habla inglés" and "you missed the first half of the show"
:rotfl:
xrayvision
10-28-2005, 01:32 PM
I can't wait for:
"If you're just joining us, Clark just got the 'S' curl".
I'd like to see him test it out before becoming Superman. I bet Lois would mutter something like "AC who?"
Aloof
10-28-2005, 02:57 PM
:rotfl:
If you're just joining us... I have good news and bad news. Bad news, this episode has been cancelled. And now the good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
sprman808
10-28-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Aloof
:rotfl:
If you're just joining us... I have good news and bad news. Bad news, this episode has been cancelled. And now the good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Where's the gecko? :rolleyes:
If you're just joining us...this is one eppy this season that I didn't already watch 5 times.... only one repeat since last night....now back to Smallville.
If you're just joining us...."THIS EPISODE ROCKED SO HARD!!!" ("$#*!@ DWEEB" yell millions of screaming Smallville viewers)...now back to Smallville.
Originally posted by Chloestheone
If you're just joining us...Lucky you! You missed most of the blonde bimbo dialogue, but the brunette is coming back!
"Laterz"...from Dawn Stiles....
xrayvision
10-28-2005, 03:55 PM
If you're just joining us...Clark had a cape popped over his ass.
If you're just joining us...Carlito fell from power.
xrayvision
10-28-2005, 08:45 PM
If you're just joining us...Lex has just enjoyed the Fine'r things in life.
Beans
10-28-2005, 09:07 PM
(Taking off of that...)
If you're just joining us...if Lex only had a Brain.
I think he's really been underestimating everybody lately.
Soline Yayire
10-29-2005, 07:11 AM
If you're just joining us: Joss Whedon has sued Al Gough and Miles Millar because of this episode. Guess Why. Now back to Buffy the... ahem Smallville!
gloria
10-29-2005, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by nightshadz
"If you're just joining us... You missed half the damn show fool!"
:lol:
Originally posted by mario masta
"If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has been SUCKED...! Now back to Smallville."
:rotfl:
((man..i wish i had an imagination so i can contribute to this thread :( )
scoobycookies
10-30-2005, 06:46 PM
If you're just joining us: Joss Whedon has sued Al Gough and Miles Millar because of this episode. Guess Why. Now back to Buffy the... ahem Smallville!
:lol: RIP Buffy
If you're just joining us, there was major suckage in this ep, but not the good kind.
xrayvision
10-31-2005, 12:01 AM
If you're just joining us...rabbits' feet haven't been lucky in getting Carlos lucky.
Lana_Lang #1
10-31-2005, 12:09 AM
If you're just joining us...we're exploring the fact that if rabbits feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
DGreen
10-31-2005, 11:13 AM
if you're just joining us...after this episode there will be 20 million posts about how immoral smallville is....now back smallville.
xrayvision
10-31-2005, 01:40 PM
If you're just joining us...Jonathan was wrong, Clark can cause cardiac arrest.
xrayvision
10-31-2005, 03:04 PM
If you're just joining us...Clark decided to buy a plaid cape.
xrayvision
10-31-2005, 05:28 PM
If you're just joining us...vampires don't wear pink.
xrayvision
10-31-2005, 08:50 PM
If you're just joining us...the pizzeria forgot the pepperoni.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
GatorTex
11-01-2005, 01:21 AM
If you're just joining us...there's something floating in the hot tub...now back to Smallville.
"If you're just joining us...this is a vampire episode so you will hear Bauhaus's Bela Lugosi's Dead.
Come on it's mandatory!
Now back to Smallville."
-cs™
xrayvision
11-01-2005, 01:57 AM
If you're just joining us...lies 10547 through 10688 have just been told.
If you're just joining us...this show has been renamed to Pinky and the Brainiac.
"If your just joining us...Proffesor Fine just spiked Lex's henchman.
Fresh Smallville, NOW!"
-cs™
xrayvision
11-02-2005, 01:09 AM
If your just joining us...the pizza guy got no tip.
Lana_Lang #1
11-02-2005, 09:47 AM
If you're just joining us...Clark just said to Lana "BITE ME!" and he got his wish.
If you're just joining us...Clark tastes delicious! In black he's sexy like chocolate!
xrayvision
11-02-2005, 08:46 PM
If you're just joining us...hope you enjoyed the schoolgirl outfit cuz next year Miss Chloe will be Miss Cleo.
sprman808
11-02-2005, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by xrayvision
If your just joining us...the pizza guy got no tip.
If you're just joining us the girl that went down in the water got the tip...now back to Smallville..
xrayvision
11-02-2005, 08:52 PM
Hehe, that's the same thing (pun not intended) I was referring to.
sprman808
11-02-2005, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by xrayvision
Hehe, that's the same thing (pun not intended) I was referring to.
I had to clarify that.. plus I had nothing else better to do.... no new news...
:(
tw190
11-03-2005, 07:17 AM
If you're just joining us...
then you've just joined us. Good.
...and now back to Smallville
shadow_2099
11-03-2005, 10:14 AM
Hated Carrie fisher in the show. If anything, she is pointless. Plus she looked aweful!!! Course, I dont think chloe is that hot either so, take my opinion for what it is, an opnion.
Lana_Lang #1
11-03-2005, 10:40 AM
Shadow, I'd either grab a weapon or run and cover your head if I were you! The chloe and Chlarker fans are coming!
Superdan13
11-03-2005, 12:45 PM
If you're just joining us...You missed
Lex: Clark, Iam your father
Clark: Not another one :-(
Now back to SmallWars
smallville_fetish
11-23-2005, 04:53 PM
If you're just joining us.. Clark has walked in on Lana sucking on Chloe... and then he had a confused look on his face.. now back to Smallville.
If you're just joinging us.. Lana sucked Clark.. but she didn't finish the job even though he was pretty weak at that time... now he's laying down.. so back to Smallville.
Yeah sorry the last one is a chip and props to the original person who went started the whole sucking ordeal.. you sickos... are too funny :D
Lana_Lang #1
11-28-2005, 07:46 AM
If you're just joining us...Hahahahaha you're such a loser! Get a damn watch and be early next time!
If you're just joining us, how can you dare to call yourself a Smallville fan!
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