Can somone enlighten me with a recap of the episode?

[Superchik92]

Yea i missed the entire thing man! Well I live in Central Florida and i was getting a REALLY bad signal. I have Dishnetwork and it hasnt given me any problems until now. Freakin Wilma gotta ruin my night. Gosh!. Can someone please explain wut happened in tonighs episone . thanx

[SnarkMasterJ]

Basically here's how it went:

There's a fun little "beach day" at Crater Lake where everyone got to show some gratuitous skin, Lois being chief. Clark and Lana make me gag, Clark and Chloe have some dialogue. Lois dives off a platform and hits her head on...something wooden...Clark jumps in to save her and sees Aquaman already beating him to it. Lois is revived, she sees Arthur Curry (Aquaman), she "falls in love". We finally meet Prof. Milton Fine (Braniac) -- Clark's late for his history class at Central A&M. He defends Lex to Milton's slander.

We find out that Lex is building a machine for the military that happens to kill all marine life within its radius (which he doesn't care about), and Arthur plans to bomb the lab it's in. Clark catches him in the act and stops the bomb. Jump to the Not-So-Fortress of Solitude with Chloe doing some research for Clark on Mr. Curry -- makes Clark suspicious which leads to a boring scene at the Talon with Clark getting all "Big Brother" on Arthur who's trying get his mack on with Lois.

The whole rest of the episode is basically about Clark learning to work with another superhero to save the day (lots of JLA references). They destroy "Leviathan" (the evil machine) and foil Lex's plans. We also find out that Lex is clearly taking on his villian role full-throttle and the Clark/Lex relationship is further strained.

Ending Clois scene with Clark telling Lois she'll "find someone who's perfect for her" eventually, and there you have it -- the end of a not-so-bad but not-so-good ep of Smallville. :)

[Superchik92]

thanx

[Thil_EL]

It's summertime in Smallville, and all the cool kids are hanging out at Crater Lake. Some folks are hanging out a little more than others -- like, say, Lois Lane in her bikini. She joins up with Chloe, Clark, and Lana, but gets into trouble when she takes a long walk off a short pier (did she overhear us talking about her?) and bonks her head. Clark goes to save her from drowning, but is interrupted by the teen version of Dolph Lundgren -- a square-headed, square-jawed, square-pectoral-muscled dude who swims like the wind and says "Bro" a lot. This is Aquaman. Aquaman rescues Lois with some mouth-to-mouth action, and before you can say "mononucleosis," they're sorta dating in a halting, awkward, badly acted way. Aquaman hates Lex Luthor because Lex is developing a sea weapon to sell to the military that would, as a side effect, kill a bunch of marine life. When Aquaman (or "A.C.," which is a desperate cry for "Acting Coach") finds out Clark's secret (and vice versa), the two team up temporarily to disable Lex's Weapon of Bass Destruction. Lex takes Aquaman hostage for a little while, denying him precious water, but Clark soon saves his new friend. Lex and Clark exchange harsh words about lies and how they're not chummy anymore (mmm, sea chum...) and as a by-product, Clark takes a research job with his new professor at the A&M he's now attending. The professor, played by one James Marsters, isn't a fan of Lex Luthor's, and is working on a project to expose LuthorCorp's dirty deeds. The professor is also a very smart guy -- you might even say brainy. Aquaman leaves town, fearing retribution from Lex, but not before using his giant robot head to kiss Lois's aging, non-emotive face. Clark tells her she'll meet someone even more super someday, but for now she's left to pine. It's all right, though. She'll always have Aquaman near her. After all, she's about 30% saline.


twp summer :D