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scoobycookies

10-20-2005, 03:18 PM

If you're just joining us, Lois hit her head! :eek:

If you're just joining us, we've got skin! :D

If you're just joining us, Aquaman kissed Lois! :eek:

If you're just joining us, Lex is a shark! :eek:

If you're just joining us, Aquaman's got some mighty chapped lips! :eek:

Lana_Lang #1

10-20-2005, 03:19 PM

If you're just joining us, Lex has just been declared a tool...(show scene: A.C. "Lex, you're a tool.")...and now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us, Lex has decided to do his best Warren from Buffy impression...(show scene: Lex "You might be a big fish in the water, but up here I'm the shark.")...and now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us, Clark is looking fine in his swimming trunks, all wet and shirtless, with a ripped looking Aquaman not far behind (show scene of the two hot heroes)...ahem...I mean...back to Smallville.

scoobycookies

10-20-2005, 03:36 PM

If you're just joining us, Spike's on!...back to Buf er Smallville

sprman808

10-20-2005, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If your just joining us....Clark laid some serious smack down on "Aquaman" for smoochin' Lois.

If you're just joining us....I won't be able to snack on your moist chocolaty cookies from your hot oven till Saturday....now, back to Smallville.

:(

Lana_Lang #1

10-20-2005, 04:02 PM

If you're just joining us, Clark and A.C. have both opened a can of whoop ass...(show scene: Clark and A.C. fighting underwater")...and now back to Smallville.

jimmyolsenblues

10-20-2005, 04:33 PM

If you're just joinging us...... You missed a lot , Nay na Nay na Nay Na

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 04:36 PM

If you're just joining us, Spike has died his hair back to brown, and bears a striking resemblence to Butthead...

sprman808

10-20-2005, 04:39 PM

If you're just joining us... YOU LOSER!!! SMALLVILLE RULES! and whatever else you were doing in the 1st half an hour wasn't worth it, you minute fecal matter...now, back to Smallville.

:lol:

DARKRAGE

10-20-2005, 04:40 PM

if your joining us this episode is about uuuuhquaaaaa and water

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 04:42 PM

If your just joining us, that must mean that you are a traitor because you have been watching "Everybody Hates Chris"! Admit it! Traitor! :p

k18

10-20-2005, 04:44 PM

If you're just joining us, Clark finds out he's not the only one with special abilities although there was this one kid last year who could run really fast and then there was another time where this kid could read people's minds and come to think of it, every episode features a person with special abilites, but this episode is really good because it has Aquaman in it and he's a future member of Juctice League even though the kid who could run really fast last year will also be in the justice league, but Aquaman can talk to fish so it's all cool, anyways, back to smallville.

sprman808

10-20-2005, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If your just joining us, that must mean that you are a traitor because you have been watching "Everybody Hates Chris"! Admit it! Traitor! :p

YEAH!!! YOU TRAITOR!! That's the thought I was looking for!!!

Righteous!

Ooh.. (showing my age)

Originally posted by k18
If you're just joining us, Clark finds out he's not the only one with special abilities although there was this one kid last year who could run really fast and then there was another time where this kid could read people's minds and come to think of it, every episode features a person with special abilites, but this episode is really good because it has Aquaman in it and he's a future member of Juctice League even though the kid who could run really fast last year will also be in the justice league, but Aquaman can talk to fish so it's all cool, anyways, back to smallville.

Wow...does he hold his breath underwater too?

If you're just joining us, I'm freaking out in anticipation and will have to read these threads to keep up with you folks that will see Smallville today versus me sucking it up till Saturday when they finally air it here in Hawaii....now back to Smallville.

:(

MarkAllan22

10-20-2005, 04:48 PM

If you're just joining us..Clark has been shot! No wait, that was last week. Nothing that exciting has happened in the first 30 minutes of this week's show.

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by sprman808
YEAH!!! YOU TRAITOR!! That's the thought I was looking for!!!

Righteous!

Ooh.. (showing my age)

haha!:rotfl: :rotfl:

Death to "Everybody Hates Chris"!

Party on...

GhostRider

10-20-2005, 05:13 PM

If you're just joining us, Clark had a fourway with Lana, Lois, and Chloe. They'll never let us air that again, now back to the freak of the week.

sprman808

10-20-2005, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by GhostRider
If you're just joining us, Clark had a fourway with Lana, Lois, and Chloe. They'll never let us air that again, now back to the freak of the week.

I'm not into Chloe...but if Clark actually did that, then he would be the "freak of the week"... WOOHOO! Go SUPERMAN!!

If you're just joining us, Aquaman went deep sea diving when Lois is wet...now back to Smallville.

:p

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 05:17 PM

haha! If the announcer dude said that, Smallville ratings would quickly overtake Survivor!

If your just joining us, this thread kick major butt.

mercster

10-20-2005, 05:18 PM

*Deep Voice* If you're just joining us.. you just missed lois, chloe and lana in swimwear.. oh i feel sorry for you... now back to smallville!

sprman808

10-20-2005, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
haha! If the announcer dude said that, Smallville ratings would quickly overtake Survivor!

If your just joining us, this thread kick major butt.

...and it's a good thing I thought about it!! :)

If you're just joining us, the fans have nothing else better to do than come out with wild wicked $h1t to kill time, now back to Smallville.

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by mercster
*Deep Voice* If you're just joining us.. you just missed lois, chloe and lana in swimwear.. oh i feel sorry for you... now back to smallville!

*Deep Female Voice* If your just joining us..you also missed Clark and AC wet and topless...still glad you opted to watch "Everybody Hates Chris?" ;)

sprman808

10-20-2005, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
*Deep Female Voice* If your just joining us..you also missed Clark and AC wet and topless...still glad you opted to watch "Everybody Hates Chris?" ;)

Deep Female voice? Oh my.... that's sounds a little wrong and butch.

If you're just joining us...Superman just married Lois Lane....now back to Smallville.

(wishful thinking)

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 05:28 PM

Oh, you know you like it!

If you're just watching us, you missed Terri Hatcher's guest appearance...and you'll never see it again!

sprman808

10-20-2005, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
Oh, you know you like it!

If you're just watching us, you missed Terri Hatcher's guest appearance...and you'll never see it again!

Ooh... and I squirm with just a hint of the thought of that...

:eek:

If you're just joining us, I am the announcer for tonight, now back to Smallville!

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 05:33 PM

If you're just joining us, ignore that last guy-he's crazy, I'm the announcer and my name is Bob.

driv-el

10-20-2005, 05:38 PM

If you're just joining us... Who won the reward challenge? Thursday night's as busy as the cave during a season finale.

sprman808

10-20-2005, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If you're just joining us, ignore that last guy-he's crazy, I'm the announcer and my name is Bob.

If you're just joining us, ignore Bob, because as much as "he" wants to be the announcer, it won't sound right because Bob is a female that has made me moist chocolaty cookies from "her" hot oven.... now back to Smallville.

Jason_Bourne

10-20-2005, 05:40 PM

If you're just joining us, you must be a chloe fan who realised she isn't in this episode, good evening and thanks for bothering to tune in at all.

If you're just joining us, clark looks like he slacked off at the gym during his stint as a mortal, we apologise and here's a rediculously buff alan ritchson to make up for it.

If you're just joining us, Lois has just kissed A.C. at the kent farm..... pass it on! ;)

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 05:40 PM

If you're just joining us....Clark has tried to fool everyone that he is human by wearing a "band-aid" over his bullet wound....Lex isn't fooled...stay tuned....

mansuper

10-20-2005, 05:44 PM

If you're just joining us Aquaman is in Smallville tonight...HOMER VOICE: Mmmmmm fish sticks....argghhhmm(drooling).

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by sprman808
If you're just joining us, ignore Bob, because as much as "he" wants to be the announcer, it won't sound right because Bob is a female that has made me moist chocolaty cookies from "her" hot oven.... now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us...believe me...that other guy IS crazy...I know because I spiked his cookies with the same crazy potion that Lionel used on Lex back in season 3...carry on.

Jason_Bourne

10-20-2005, 05:44 PM

ooh thought of another

If you're just joining us, you must have passed out during the beach sequence. Welcome back.

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 05:48 PM

If you're just joining us...I'm not telling you S*&$, thats what you get for missing the first half!

sprman808

10-20-2005, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If you're just joining us...believe me...that other guy IS crazy...I know because I spiked his cookies with the same crazy potion that Lionel used on Lex back in season 3...carry on.

Argh... smack..cracks the glass as it shatters on the floor.

:(

If you're just joining us...Diana Prince has made a brief cameo appearance....now back to Smallville.

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 05:54 PM

:lol:

If you're just joing us...watch out for the broken glass.

sprman808

10-20-2005, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
:lol:

If you're just joing us...watch out for the broken glass.

If you're just joining us.. I've broken my glass long ago....now back to Smallville.

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 05:57 PM

If you're just joining us...thanks for joining us! The more the marryer!

sprman808

10-20-2005, 05:59 PM

If you're just joining us..Superman808 is having a Smallville party at his house with tons of food and liquor.. HA! Now, back to Smallville..

OH, and pineapple to boot too!

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 06:04 PM

If you're just joining us...I've been able to trick 42 peeps so far into my Thirst trailer thread looking for spoilers! haha!

If you're just joining us..watch out for the chocolate chip cookies at sprman808's party, they're laced with crazy potion..On second thought party on!

F-Stop Blues

10-20-2005, 06:09 PM

If your just joining us....Lois' boobed popped out.

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 06:13 PM

If you're just joining us AC popped a feel while saving Lois.

sprman808

10-20-2005, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by F-Stop Blues
If your just joining us....Lois' boobed popped out.

If you're just joining us, I'm on the tail end of the boob...now back to Smallville

:lol

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If you're just joining us...I've been able to trick 42 peeps so far into my Thirst trailer thread looking for spoilers! haha!

If you're just joining us..watch out for the chocolate chip cookies at sprman808's party, they're laced with crazy potion..On second thought party on!

If you're just joining us, those cookies have a little table card marked "Happy Cookies"....now, back to Smallville.

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 06:16 PM

If you're just joining us, AC got jiggy with Lois.

Hendo

10-20-2005, 06:30 PM

If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has just been hit by a big ball of water!

sprman808

10-20-2005, 06:38 PM

If you're just joining us, it's about that time that announcer comes on.. post wut he says here please! now, back to Smallville

If you're just joining us, I'll be busy reading the other Aqua threads, now back to Smallville.

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 06:40 PM

If you're just joining us, where the heck have you been? Well, at least you haven't missed the Crazy Evil Lex torures fish boy scene yet!

Remus

10-20-2005, 06:43 PM

If you're just joining us, Spike has lost his accent, stopped bleaching his hair, and moved to Smallville to teach. Now, back to Smallville.

RedPhoenix23

10-20-2005, 07:00 PM

If you're just joining us, you missed Spike's poetry lesson.

If you're just joining us, Clark has just referenced the JLA.

Ultron

10-21-2005, 03:38 AM

If you're just joining us, the Kents just caught A.C. and Lois sneaking out of the barn....

sunshine1973

10-21-2005, 06:08 AM

If you are just joining us...you missed Lana b!^%H slapping Lois when she announced she was moving back in with the kENTS!!!!
(WISHFUL THINKING HERE).....by the way, where were you before??

sprman808

10-21-2005, 02:47 PM

So what did the announcer say this week?

If you're just joining us, I'm in pure envy of all you guyz that watched Aqua..(sitting here on my surf board, huffing and puffing)...now back to Smallville.

mario masta

10-21-2005, 03:11 PM

If you're just joining us, Lex is turning into a real ass. Now back to Smallville!

SnarkMasterJ

10-21-2005, 03:37 PM

If you're just joining us, you're probably better off wherever you were before. But that's okay. You changed the channel, so deal. Back to Smallville.

sprman808

10-21-2005, 03:59 PM

Hmm... so was there an announcer this week?

Thil_EL

10-21-2005, 04:01 PM

if your just joining us ... you missed lois's bikini shot! too bad sukah!

LexLuthorMetropolis

10-21-2005, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by sprman808
Hmm... so was there an announcer this week?

During the third commerical break, I believe.

scoobycookies

10-21-2005, 04:16 PM

if you're just joining us....whoa 'bro!

sprman808

10-21-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by LexLuthorMetropolis
During the third commerical break, I believe.

and he said????

jaime,oburg

10-21-2005, 05:01 PM

If your just joining us... AC uses the term bro, a little too much.
But... If your just joining us... calling Lex a "tool" makes up for it.:rotfl:

gloria

10-21-2005, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by jimmyolsenblues
If you're just joinging us...... You missed a lot , Nay na Nay na Nay Na

:lol: :rotfl: :lol:

LexLuthorMetropolis

10-21-2005, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by sprman808
and he said????

Don't honestly recall.

sprman808

10-21-2005, 06:22 PM

mario masta

10-22-2005, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by sprman808
So what did the announcer say this week?

I don't remember, but it wasn't funny (like Hidden's,) it was just a quick recap in one sentence. Something about Aquaman arriving in Smallville I think. :)

thmallville

10-22-2005, 09:08 AM

If you're just joining us, Clark Kent has just got his hair wet.

If you're just joining us, Lex Luthor has just looked at Aquaman with a gay look on his face.

Summers

10-22-2005, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by mario masta
I don't remember, but it wasn't funny (like Hidden's,) it was just a quick recap in one sentence. Something about Aquaman arriving in Smallville I think. :)

yea, something like "a mysterious hero".