The 40 Year Old Virgin Appreciation Thread

[RedPhoenix23]

I saw this last night and thought it was hilarious! One of my favorite parts was the "You know how I know you are gay?"-game! The only downside is it has alot of foul language, so leave the kiddies at home. Watching males do stupid male things usually leaves me rolling on the floor!

I didn't see a thread for this, if there is I apologize.

[Chi Town]

The movie was ok. Most likely the crudest movie I have ever seen but still got some laughs. More than one set of people got and left. I would say the speed dating part was good.

Was good for an afternoon out.

[emmamarie318]

Originally posted by Chi Town
The movie was ok. Most likely the crudest movie I have ever seen but still got some laughs. More than one set of people got and left. I would say the speed dating part was good.

Was good for an afternoon out.

Hmmm, I thought this was an appreciation thread...

I loved this movie:) :D Sidesplitting, tears in my eyes laughing for me beginning to end. The whole ensemble of cast was terrific, great casting, and the movie had a heart, not just crude humor. (But you have to like crude sex in your face humor or you won't enjoy this movie). The writing was clever and you can care about the characters. On my list of favorites now :)... Steve Carell was awesome... the hair waxing scene was his real hair :eek: :eek: :eek: ... in case you didn't know

[Chi Town]

Originally posted by emmamarie318
Hmmm, I thought this was an appreciation thread...


I'm sorry I did not know I was supposed to say it was totally awesome best comedy ever like you thought it was.
I thought it was ok. I appreciated that it filled up my afternoon.

That better?

[ImzadiJedi]

I laughed in parts but I didn't appreciate the movie. Sorry.

[emmamarie318]

Originally posted by ImzadiJedi
I laughed in parts but I didn't appreciate the movie. Sorry.

Hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion, I totally don't have a problem with people not liking the movie... so there is no need to be sorry

it's just that the topic of this thread was "appreciation" for those of us that really liked the movie... so why be a kill joy ... it's like going to a Chloe Appreciation Thread and someone comes on and says, "Chloe's just ok, I really don't appreciate her, but she'll do in case I have nothing better to do with my afternoon..."what's the point... just start another thread

And now back to topic...

Best quotes...

"Next Tape"

"My sister's penis looks big on a 60 inch tv"


"what do we look like, al queida?"
"Why are you always telling me to **** a goat?!"

"Ya know what game I like to play? Take 3 Excedrin Nighttime and see if you can jerk off before you fall asleep. You always win."

"Hey, anybody want some penis cake?"

"There were 2 sides to that billboard, and they both hurt equally."

"You want to kow how I know you are gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently"

You are putting the p**sy on a pedestal"
"Now..that is the second time I have heard that..What does THAT MEAN?"

"Know how I know you're gay?"
"Because you're gay and you can tell when other people are gay?"

Andy: Hey guys, do you think this shirt is too yellow?
Cal: No it's fine, I've always wanted to know, what's curious george like in real life?

Andy(seeing a sexy billboard ad on a bus): Come on bus!
Andy (seeing too dogs humping): Come on dogs!

Andy: I have a question, is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

Andy: I need some poooooooooooooon

Andy: you know when you touch women's breast, and it feels like a bag of sand.

"dude stop flicking me in the nuts!"

"you look like a man-o-lantern"

"you look mantastic"

i dont remember the exact wording, but when the dad makes is making fun of his son's his jew-fro at the clinic. that whole scene was hilarious.

"Ya know what game I like to play? Take 3 Excedrin Nighttime and see if you can jerk off before you fall asleep. You always win."


The entire bit with the minicam on the tv's

David: were gonna be playing cards in the back of the store tonight. You wanna come?
Andy: is that legal?
David: Absolutely not

"When your son's born, will he automatically be on parole?"


I've done it twice since I've been here!


This is worse than the time with the T-rex rectum! This will never come out!

The whole scene when the guys are playing poker and Andy has to describe his past sexual encounters. Especially the line (I don't know it exactly) where he says something like: And I'm just nailin' her, ya know? And she's like, "Ah! You're nailin' me!"

Cal: Dude, You're Dating a Grandma

Andy: Yeah. Yeah, Whatever..

Cal: She's the Hottest Grandma I ever saw

Andy: Yeah, she's a Hot lookin Grandma

Cal: My Grandma looks like Jack Palance.

Andy: *laughs* Oh, Jack Palance huh?

Cal: Yeah, If Jack Palance looked like that Lady, I'd want to *beep* Jack Palance right now

Cal: You should *beep* her on her Plastic Covered Couch... *beep* her while she's watching "Murder She Wrote", she would probably find that VERY Erotic.... *beep* her and then have her send you a Check for $12 in the mail for your Birthday



"that's the thing man, you gotta plant the seed, let the seed grow into a plant. then you *beep* the plant!"

[RedPhoenix23]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Those qoutes are too funny!

I liked the convo Andy had with Cal in the beginning of the movie where Cal goes into great detail about his trip to Mexico where he saw a show that involved a horse a chick-(Can't say anymore, don't wanna offend anyone!:D) And then Cal asks Andy what he did and Andy describes how he spent the whole weekend lusting for a egg salad sandwhich, then he made it completely from scratch, then he wasn't hungry anymore, hahah.

Cal not wanting to end up as a human lampshade in Andy's apartment was funny.

The whole waxing scene was hilarous. The waxer-chick takes one look and Andy's chest and yells "Clear my scheadule for the rest of the afternoon!!" Andy's response, well I guess I should say Steve's response to getting waxed was funny, especially when he told the waxer to get that evil grin off of her face and begged Cal to hold his hand when she went for the nipple! :D

Andy's upstair neighbors had some good qoutes too, especially when Andy goes on his date and the man was like "Andy's gonna get on that tonight!" and wife was like "You better get on me tonight" then the husband goes "Woman, whats wrong with you?"

Another good qoute came right after Andy freaked out all night about the boys finding out that he was a virgin, then finally laughs and says something like "Those guys are cool, I'm sure they won't remember.....(Daylight comes)...This is gonna be bad."

Andy "I respect woman! I respect them so much, I stay away from them!" Or something like that.

The old guy who was from the middle east was histerical, I loved how the little thing set him off! I liked it when he told Jay not to be surprised if his baby was brown not black, and Jay said something like "You know I almost wouldn't mind, you've got good genes, how old are 150?"

I'll have to watch the ep again to be able to get the qoutes exact. But luckily the theater was having difficulties with the projecter and was like 10 minutes late showing the movie, so they gave us all free movies passes at the end of the movie! WOOHOO!!

[emmamarie318]

Heehee, those were good too RedPhoenix:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

There are too many to remember, I'm going to go back to see it too... woohoo for your free passes:D

[RedPhoenix23]

Thanx!

I just remembered the best scene in the movie! After Andy marries the sexy grandma they run off to finally "consummate" their marriage-just like the preist tells them to do, there is a maintence guy in their room polishing their floors and he's all like "Sorry, I'm not done yet, could you wait outside?" Andy and Bride stare at him in disbeilf then Andy yells "Get Out!!". Then after they finnally "consummate" their marriage-many times, the movie ends with Andy bursting into song! LOL :lol:

[NewSVFan78]

I saw it tonight I had some laughs.It was funny at first than it became slow moving and got funny again.It was okay. :cool:

[Kalel33076]

Gotta love "you know how I know your gay?"

[k18]

Originally posted by emmamarie318
Andy: you know when you touch women's breast, and it feels like a bag of sand.

Favorite line of the movie!

[i love u tom]

BEST MOVIE EVER !!!!!!

[Jephael]

I thought that movie was great, and I especially loved how the manager kinda kept coming onto Andy. "How about being a f*** buddy?" OMG, that was too much!:rotfl:

[Rafael122]

Favorite scenes are when Andy goes to get waxed; Jay and the Indian dude arguing in the beginning of the movie over who takes the commission, and when Jay's girlfriend came into the store and asked Andy about the book (I think). Hilarious scene.

[RedPhoenix23]

Woah!! Someone really went thread diving for this thread! I forgot all about it! :eek:

Note to self: Rewatch DVD so I can contribute to thread....