Lines you will never hear on Smallville

[jbtoth7]

1. Clark: I don't care if people know my secret.

[smallvillerox05]

2. Martha: "You know, Lionel is very sexy!"

[sexaytom]

2. Lana: Instead of me and my problems, lets talk about you.

[Beebs]

4. Janathan: just reveal yourself clark

[nakofan64]

5. Clark: Man, that Kryptonian weed is da shizzle.

[kal-el_Girl]

Clark to Jonathan: I hate you!

[BuZzArD 8012]

Lana to clark: I can trust you!

[kal-el_Girl]

8. Lois to Martha: Yeah I like the kind of boys that are Rich and Bold, like Lex

[jbtoth7]

Jonathan: Clark I wish we never found you.

[Incus]

10. Lana to Pete: I love you. I want to run away with you to Washington

[jacob29]

Clark to Jonathan: the y-fronts you and mam keep buying me are restricting my life saving abilities!

[Robb]

12 - Martha, Jonathan, Pete, Lana, Lex, Chloe, Lionel, Lois, Jason : Lets kill Clark

[that1dude]

Jason to Clark:I love you

[TVHOG]

Clark: I gotta go pee.

[joseph5]

15- Lionel: Why do I waste my time trying to know the truth about Clark Kent?

[Gwen Sullivan]

16. Lionel: I love you, Lex. You're the dearest thing I have.

17. Lana: No worries, Clark, you don't have to tell me. Everyone has secrets. (comment of the author: muahahahaha)

18. Jonathan: The cows do actually feed themselves.

[Hellfire]

19. Clark to Johnathan: Did you like, grow up watching The Brady Bunch or something? Your freaking me out man, give the lectures a rest.

20. Any Smallville resident: Smallville is no different than any other town.

[mizer_omni]

Clark and Pete: wonder twin powers activate.... damn, i thought that itd work.

[SmallTownSuperHero]

Pete: Hey Lana, you know that secret that Clark's been keeping from you? Well, lemme tell you all about it...


Lex: Lana, you're one sexy b.... oops, I mean witch! You make one sexy witch!

[Jellie]

jonathan '' son i think its a great idea if you let lois share your bed''

jonathan '' martha grab me a beer''

lionel '' i love you lex'' (meaning it)

lex '' its over clark the investigation is over'' (meaning it)

[joseph5]

28- Jonathan: Hey, Martha, why don't you ask your father to come and live with us.

[SuperThang]

29. Chloe: Im telling you guys, there is no way the meteor shower had anything to do with anything weird that happens here.

30. Clark: Lana, Ive moved on.

31. Jonathan: Clark, morals are overated.

32. Chloe: I dont feel like looking into this mystery.

33. Clark: Ouch! that hurt.

[Gwen Sullivan]

Originally posted by SmallTownSuperHero
Lex: Lana, you're one sexy b.... oops, I mean witch! You make one sexy witch!

hee, i'd love to see that though...

[Robb]

34 - Jonathan & Martha: Just sell our farm and buy an apartment next door to luthorcorp/lexcorp

[krpto]

jonathan: i think your a bad influence on lionel and lex

clark: where did jor-el go off to??

[Jennut]

Lana: Forget Clark, I want some of Lex.

Clark: Some one should slap Lana

Lex: I'm never drinking again.

[JB 1.0]

40- Clark: "I wonder where a guy, an everyday joe like me could get a little action!"

[trusupagyrl]

41. Lana: Please, Clark! Let me see Clark Jr. I am jealous of Lois.

[pacofajita]

Chloe: OMG! Did you read about Paris Hilton in the Inquisitor?!

[Kirstar]

43 - Jonathan : Thanks for the cheque, Lex, I'll be sure to spend it on something fun.

44. Lex : Why would I need another car? I've already got about 500.

45 : Lionel : I like bunny rabbits.

[Muse25]

Clark: You know what Lex instead of yelling at you about secrets and lies let ME tell YOU my secret.

[joseph5]

47- Clark: I should drop out of school and rob banks my entire life.

[Zach]

48. Pete, Kyla, Alicia, Whitney, Nell, Henry Small, Lana's dead parents, or Dr. Waldron:
Anything at all

[krpto]

clark: dude wheres my spaceship

[Zungas]

50. Lex to Lana: So you like older guys;)?

[ReBohrn]

Clark: It's not my fault

[ShatteredExile]

52 - Lana to Clark: It's okay, I dont need to know your secrets.

[CLS]

53. Martha: Your father is dead wrong about this Clark.

54. Jor-El to Clark: I want you to become a golf pro. (Whoever gets that gets a shiny 2005 penny)

55. Lana: You know the meteor shower was the best thing that ever happened to me. My parents were such tools.

56: Lana: Jason was honest with me.

-cs™

[MBCorp]

Jonathan: Why, Lionel, I've just noticed what a very attractive man you are...

[Gwen Sullivan]

58. Jonathan: Come on Martha, let's be a little dirty!

59. Lana: I'm going back to Paris and never coming back again.

60. Lex: Nevermind Clark, I don't wanna know what's going on with you and the caves. Let's just forget that boring sh!t.

[Saber]

61. Lex: There is nothing like the feel of flannel underwear under the couturier.

[MayaQT]

62. Clark to everyone: Every single meteor freak/accident that has ever happened in Smallville is totally my fault. Without me, this town would be (*gasp*) normal.

63. Lex to Clark: Damn you're hot.

[lex_4_president]

Originally posted by MayaQT


63. Lex to Clark: Damn you're hot.
:lol:

Conversely,

64. Clark to Lex: Can I rub your head, just once? I never knew bald could be so sexy!

[Thanet]

65. Any of the main characters to Chloe. "So, how's your dad doing?"

66. Clark to Lana. "Y'know, I miss Whitney."

[President_Luthor]

(re: 65 ... ROFL. Mr. Sullivan and Henry Small, the dads get no respect)

67. Chloe: I've changed my major. I'm going into engineering. Hey, a girl's gotta shake up those stereotypes about girls and math!

68. Lex (to Clark): Remember when I saw you stop that car with your own strength -- you didn't think I remembered that, 'buddy' ...

[ProudPenny]

Clark: On my planet, Lex, baldness was a sign of interstellar verility.... oops. Did I say my planet? Ummmm.

Jonathan: Conquer ME, son! Conquer me!

Martha: I'm burning my bra and joining a lesbian commune.

Chloe: Lionel, did I ever tell you you're my hero?

[Chlarkfan]

69. Clark: Chloe, will you be my first?
70. Lex: No more underhanded schemes for me I'm going to become a computer game tester.
71. Lois: Smallville High isn't so bad.
72. Pete: I've got something important to say.
73. Lana: Oh it's not all about me.
74. Chloe: Screw the Torch I am going to Hollywood to become an actress.

[CLS]

75.Lex and Lionel:"Go Team Luthor!"

-cs™

[Mutro©]

76- Anyone to Pete: This town wouldn't be this lame -I mean the same without you.

77- Jonathan: Hey Lionel you wanna go out and grab a beer or something?

[lex_4_president]

*prior to season 4*

Lana: Why am I always wearing friggin' PINK! I hate PINK!

[Gwen Sullivan]

Lex: There you go, dad, here's my company. I'm quitting. I'm going to become a farmer now.

Jonathan: Lex, you're the son I never had! I wanna adopt you!

Lionel: I'm selling LuthorCorp. and joining the US Alpine Ski Team

[TVHOG]

Lana: Clark, Im pregnant with your alien child.
Clark: Guess this mean I cant be Superman, huh?

[lex_4_president]

Originally posted by Gwen Sullivan
Lex: There you go, dad, here's my company. I'm quitting. I'm going to become a farmer now.

Jonathan: Lex, you're the son I never had! I wanna adopt you!

Lionel: I'm selling LuthorCorp. and joining the US Alpine Ski Team

:lol: :rotfl: :lol:

You crack me up! :)

*or should I say...lmaopiuapioa...:p

[TVHOG]

Lana: You can be my Superman.
Clark: Yeah. Thats not exactly what I had in mind.

[Gwen Sullivan]

:D thank you so much :D i need to be heard *lol*

EDIT: not *lol*, of course I mean *lmaopiuapioa*

[SmallvilleObsessed]

Lana: Forget about me, let's talk about you!

[Kryptongurl05]

Clark: (sees meteor rock) Ooh, pretty. I want to touch it...
Lionel: Possesing people is FUNNNN...Who's next? How about Lana? She's SO much cooler than I am.

[joseph5]

87- Jonathan: Hey, Ethan, I forgive you and I'll ask Lex to make his lawyers get you out of jail.

[MBCorp]

Clark: I miss Alicia.

[lex_4_president]

Originally posted by MBCorp
Clark: I miss Alicia.

Too bad that's one we should hear, but never will...

[hueman]

jonathan to martha: uh.. those condoms are only for decoration! why're you going through my stuff anyway!?

clark to lex: I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so nosey. It's your business, not mine.

[Daddylion]

Lana: 'ello Clarg, I just got back from Parhi and I vas vondering if you could 'elp me relearn English.

Lionel in an advetisement- Puppy Juice! Made from freshly squeezed puppies. Now new, with pulp. Puppy juice, made by Mama's bevergaes, a subsadary of Luthorcorp.

[MBCorp]

Originally posted by Daddylion
Lionel in an advetisement- Puppy Juice! Made from freshly squeezed puppies. Now new, with pulp. Puppy juice, made by Mama's bevergaes, a subsadary of Luthorcorp.


:rotfl: oh my god, I would love to see that happen on the show! I can totally see Lionel doing that too. :lol:

What about kitten cocktails?

[SmallTownSuperHero]

Lana: Oh, look! An invitation to a party! I wonder who these "Devoted Fans of Lana Lang" are at this "Club 33.1." Guess it could be fun!

[hueman]

clark: i... i've always been infatuated with wearing my underwear over my pants. it's just so liberating.

clark: how's the hair? do i have that wind-blown look that's so hot these days with the young crowd?

[Daddylion]

Originally posted by MBCorp
:rotfl: oh my god, I would love to see that happen on the show! I can totally see Lionel doing that too. :lol:

What about kitten cocktails?

thank you, Yeah I could totally see that too. How about this?

Lex in advetisement- Now that you've tried our famous puppy juice, how about something different, like this *lifts up a bottle* Boy juice! Made from freshly squeezed little boys, because you tasted different when you were younger. Boy juice, yet another product of Mama's Beverage, a subsadary of Luthorcorp.

Clark-I've finally found my true calling. From now on I'm going to become, a nudist!

Jonathan: No, that can't possibly be a conspiracy created by Lionel Luthor in his elaborate plan to take over the world.

Henry Small: I lied Lana, the only reason I've never been to the Talon before isn't because of the Luthors btu because I have coffee phobia.

And taken from my very own fic.

Lana and chloe jumps out.

Lana: We are Sailor Deathstar!

Chloe: And Sailor Holywood!

Lana &Chloe: Champoin of justice and defender of men in very strage costumes!

[nothingwithoutchloe]

Clark to Martha: It's ok Johnathan isn't around, and we really aren't related.

Clark to Lex: So, does your carpet match your curtains

[President_Luthor]

'Red-K' Clark: I'm going to Vegas to get married to Alicia, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

Jonathan: You walk out that door, I'm disowning you. The space capsule, the caves, those f@#$% green rocks. All of it. And that means you can forget about college tuition, too. I'll redraw the farm deed to disinherit you. If you want to live like some m#$%-f#$%%$ outlaw, you can live like one. I'm not going to be your ATM. Deal with that -- Kal-El.

Clark: *weeps* Noooooooo! Okay, okay, I'm sorry, sorry. Sorry. I have to go to college. Please! (clings to Jonathan's leg) I don't want to be stuck here. I just can't (bawls his eyes out) Pleeeease, don't stay mad at me ...

Jonathan: (comforting) There, there, Clark. There, there. At least you now know that I can be a bada$$, not just a good ol' boy.

[Mutro©]

LOL...

2 Hours later... *snigger, giggle, snigger*

During college lecture... *burst out laughing*...

That was pretty good Pres.

Lana: Man, that's a great picture of me on that Times cover.

[Daddylion]

Jonathan: Go ahead son. Looks safe to me.

in parallel to nothingwithoutchloe's post

Jonathan to Clark: It's ok, Martha isn't around and we aren't really related.

Lionel: Damn I have a meeting at noon. Now I'll have to miss the Power Puff Girls

Pete: WOOOHOOO! Spice Girls!

[Prince of Persia]

Jonathan: Alright, Lionel. You can have Martha for, uh...your watch. I'll take your watch.

Lionel: It's a deal.

Clark: Dad! What are you doing?!

Jonathan: Shut it, son. If we sell the watch and the farm, we can move to Metropolis and party every night, farmboy style.

Clark: Well...okay. Sorry, mom, but I really like Metropolis. Hey, dad, should I go get some Red K?

Jonathan: Sure, son, whatever you want.

Martha: Screw you both! Let's go, Lionel.

Lionel: You can just call me Lion. Roar!

Martha: Yeah, alright. Fine.

[Daddylion]

Mionel YAY!!! Lee lovest the mionel.

Lionel: That Pete Ross is a very interesting young man.

Pete: Ok, that is some shameless product pimping if I ever saw one. I mean come on, what kind of a guy goes around talking about Lemon Pledge.

Jor El's message to Clark: ... Rule them with strength my son... just kidding.

[Gwen Sullivan]

OH DEAR GOD.... I'm SO laughing my a$$ off about this thread....
love this!!!!


Clark: You know what, Lana, I always wanted to tell you that: I'm an alien and I killed your parents... sort of.

Lana: Oh nevermind Clark, that's an old story anyhow. Not like I'm still whining about their death. But why did you tell me in the first place? People need their secrets.


Jonathan: You know what, Lana, you should be like a daughter to me, but fact is... I consider you a loverrrrr....


Lex: OMG, you're in the hospital? What, a broken leg? Well, why are you telling me? Do you think I'll immediately fly in medical specialists for you? Yeah, like I would be that patronizing.

[Daddylion]

Some time in the future...

Lex and Clark to orphan kid: Hey, how would like to have two daddies?

Jason: Sure Lex, I'd love to join you and Clark in a threesome.

Martha: I'm sorry but we don't usually invite strangers into our homes for dinner.

[Gwen Sullivan]

Jonathan: I just hate my cows. Let's start a bacon business and get rid of 'em.

Lana: Coffee makes me puke.

Henry Small to Lana: Y'know, your mom was really a nice fu**. The result though....

[Daddylion]

awww

Lana: You came down with the meteor showers? You killed my parents?

Clark: Hey, it's not my fault your parents were too stupid to run away when it hit and became pancakes.

--------------------------

Clark: Plaid Avenger to the Rescue!*makes superheor pose*

Clark: I'm bored of plaid now... hmm wonder how I'll look in spandex.

Lex: I lied, I didn't go bald because of the meteor shower. I've been shaving myself every night so that people will think I'm bald and feel sorry for me when i was a kid.

[superhyper05]

lex-will anyone ever give me some hair

[KristinIsAwesome]

secrets and lies....oh wait

[mizer_omni]

clark: lois...you just like me for my pimp juice.

lex: how much do you think paris hiltons phone book is worth? hm..maybe i shouldnt have hacked it...but it made a cool shirt
http://www.redvsblue.com/members/img.php?f=M_J_Caboose421c89ea0272c

[Zungas]

Lois to Clark: My sister and I like to share;)

[SmallTownSuperHero]

"Clark-I've finally found my true calling. From now on I'm going to become, a nudist!"
What's the address of that nudist colony? I want to join!

"Jonathan to Clark: It's ok, Martha isn't around and we aren't really related."

I would pay to see that... literally.

"Jason: Sure Lex, I'd love to join you and Clark in a threesome."

Jeez, these ideas get better and better. PTB, let's try that one!

[President_Luthor]

"Chloe: Clark, I admit it was an error in judgment to dig into your adoption. I realize that 'following my reporter's instincts' simply does not justify my violation of a friend's right to privacy. It's your business -- not mine."

"Lex: I'd better stock up on 'Just for Men' tonic, or I'll be bald forever!"

"Lana: It's time to get rid of my excess pink wardrobe ... it's just too much!"

"Jonathan: Live on the edge, son! Take all the risks you want, 'cause, hey, you only live once!"

[Daddylion]

Clark: Dad, I'm not going to college anymore. I'm dropping out to become an underwear model so the world can truly appreciate my beautiful body.

Clark: um, Lex, what are you doing here and why are you wearing MY underwear?
Lex: I'm devoted to you Clark. I figured out what our problem was, I wasn't direct with you enough and I didn't give you enough priority in my life in the past few years, but all that's gonna change now. I've sold all my shares at Luthorcorp and I is moving into you fortress.

Jonathan: Claaark! Why are there people here building a *points to sign* "Church of Clark Kent"?
Clark: I dunno dad, but isn't it nice that people in this town are starting to appreciate what I do for them?

[KK/Lana_Lang]

Lex: I'm getting rid of my pool table.

Clark: Where ya going, Lex?
Lex: To Club Zero

[Gwen Sullivan]

Lex: Man, how I hate brandy. I'll go with coke and only coke in the future.

FOTW: Well, I've got those weird powers, but that doesn't mean I'm going all nuts and try to kill someone. Like, for example Lana Lang, Chloe Sullivan or Pete Ross, who happen to be the only people I know on Smallville High. No Sir, I'll just go on with my life!

[KK/Lana_Lang]

Martha: Dammit Clark, why of all kids did I get you?

[Daddylion]

Pete: I'm tired of being second best to you Clark. Let's have a competition as to who can throw meteor rocks the furthest.

[arob21]

Call me crazy but i think 69 would accually happen

Chloe: Clark I never really liked you I just wanted to make Pete jealous cause I love him.

[KK/Lana_Lang]

which one's 69?

Lex: I'm swearing off women.

[Gwen Sullivan]

Originally posted by Chlarkfan
69. Clark: Chloe, will you be my first?

[Daddylion]

Clark: Dad, I'm quitting to football team, I've decided that I want to become a ballarina.

Lex: I'm tired of running a company. I'm selling all my shares and I'm gonna go and get a job at Mcdonald's

Krypto:meow

[xrosenbaumforever]

LMAO.

This is possibly one of the funniest threads ever.

I love the "Krypto:meow"..

[KK/Lana_Lang]

lol i know. i love this thread.

Lionel: Lex, let's go have some father-son bonding time!

[lex_4_president]

Lana: I can only wear pink because I'm allergic to all other color dyes.

[SupermansNotDead]

Lex: "I through with drinking Brandy, from now on I'm only drinking Pilsner"

(the Canadian fans will know)

Lex: "If its one thing I've learned......I can't even finish, who are we kidding with this line, no one ever learns anything on this show, we lose our memories from week to week."

[jbtoth7]

Originally posted by Gwen Sullivan

That can't happen because Alicia was Clark's first.

[clavinbot]

Lex: Dad, we need to talk.

Lionel:Alright just give me an hour son, Melrose Place is about to come on Soapnet.
--------
Jonathan:Clark, what is this Playgirl magazine doing under your bed!?
-------------
Whitney:I'm back, and I want some lovin.

[Wheelz]

Originally posted by Prince of Persia
Lionel: You can just call me Lion. Roar!

:rotfl: I had to wipe the milk off my moniter when I read that!



Lionel: Hey Lex, pull my finger.


Jonathon: I got a letter from the auto insurance company today. They've lowered our monthly premiums!

[oht4KKsmlvlwtchr]

Clark to anyone: I finally got some around here!

[arob21]

Alicia and Clark never had sex before thay were about to do it she took the red k neckales off and he freaked out.

[Kris-El]

Lana: (handing a cake to Alicia) Maybe some of us want to celebrate the day you came into our lives

[hueman]

clark: 50 cent took 9 bullets and thinks he's hot ****. psh. that's nothing.

[mizer_omni]

Lana: Clark, i have to confess.... im an alien....do you still love me?
Clark: Hell no skank...i mean, youre an alien??

[Daddylion]

Originally posted by Kris-El
Lana: (handing a cake to Alicia) Maybe some of us want to celebrate the day you came into our lives

*applause* Good one Kris

Clark: I stand for truth, justice and the American gay... I mean way.

Lex: I'm sick of Tynant, let's have some evian.

[clarksgirl]

Originally posted by krpto
clark: dude wheres my spaceship

THATS A GREAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!! never would have thought of that!

best thread ever!!!

[Axl Van Sixx]

Lex: Warp factor nine. Engage.

- - - - -

Lionel: Ancient history? BOOOOOOOORING!

- - - - -

Clark: Maybe I should put a lock on the barn door.

[charley farley]

No masked obsenity, please. Read the rules.

[Daddylion]

A group of hot women: Hi Clark.
Clark: Oh no! They're here to get me. No get away from me! Don't touch me!

That seems to be how Clark is reacting to attractive women lately, especially in this season...

[Hopefulsuicide]

Clark: HEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!

- - - -

Lana: who said i wanted to be untied, you don't control me clark (actually maybe that could be heard)

- - - -

[Bobbythe2nd]

Jonathon to Lionel: "So when can I start my new position at Luthorcorp?"

Martha to Lana: "You know, I played a better version of you in the movie."

Pete to Chloe: "You know, once you go black to you never go back"


Chloe to Lois: "So let me get this straight, you not only get to have my dream job down the road, but you also get to have my man!?"

[Gwen Sullivan]

Clark: I want some hot chick, and I want it now... Screw saving people!

Lionel: I'm quitting Luthorcorp. I want to become a panda doctor.

Lionel: *sings* I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

Martha: Jonathan, I want the divorce! Your stinky farm is boring me so much! Go sleep with your cows...

[Muse25]

Chloe: You know what you can have Clark, Lana. I'll take Lex. Come on Lex let's go.

Lex: Ok.

They walk off.

[Daddylion]

Lex&Jason: White boys white boys, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna to when they audit you.

[saxman]

Lionel: Lex, you're not listening me, what would bigbird do in your place?!
---
Martha: life was so much simpler when jonathan was in his coma and clark gone, i could party all night long
----
Clark: its no fair, lex is rich, lana is beautiful, Chloe is smart... why cant I be special...

[Daddylion]

Lionel: nanana nana nana nanana nana nana nanana nana nanana ding ding ding lalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala (I can't seem to get this right but it's the Happy Tree Friends theme I'm trying to convey)

Jonathan: Clark, what is Lex's belt doing in your loft?
Clark: *blushes* umm....

Lana: I'm Pink Ranger to the rescue!

[Flying Dutchman]

Originally posted by Axl Van Sixx
Lex: Warp factor nine. Engage.



Bwahahaha... thats awesome.... "Mr. Kent, Fire Photon Torpedoes!"


anyways:

Clark, Lana, Chloe, Lex, Lionel, Pete: I have something extremely important to tell Clark (or L,C,L,L,P,) ... thank god i have this cell phone, or a land line in my house, or there should be a pay phone nearby... i can just call them up and save myself a useless drive over to their place.


Clark: I'm Batman (all whisper like)

[saxman]

lucas luthor: im back.

mr small: im back.

[lex_4_president]

Clark-Shelby is a nice dog and all, but why can't I have a cool sidekick like Chewbacca?

Lionel to Clark: "Clark, no one told you what really happened to your father...Clark, I am your father. I manipulated my DNA, mixed it with Martha's (cause I have ALWAYS been in love with her) and enhanced the result with some meteor rock. The whole 'fiding the spaceship in the field' was a hoax. In fact, the entire meteor shower was an elaborate hoax perpetrated by me! Mwahahahahahaha! Welcome home son! Let us rule this earth together, as father and son!"

Lex: "what about me?"

[Gwen Sullivan]

LMfreakinAO!!!! Good one L4P!

Lionel: Lex, there are certain important persons in history you could learn from.
Lex: Who? Alexander the Great? Attila? Captain Cook?
Lionel: The teletubbies. Oh-oh! Lala!

Lana: I love that tattoo! Maybe I should get a piercing along with it. In pink.

[SupermansNotDead]

Lex: Hey Clark what brings you by? Clark: Nothing, just wondering if you wanted to hang out?

[jbtoth7]

Lex & Lionel together: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a ...?? (I forgot the rest of the Barney song)

[joseph5]

Lana: Why isn't the Pink Panther real?
He's my all time hero.

[QAS-EL]

(Lois pinches Clark)
Clark: ouch! that hurts i'm telling my mummy

[ImzadiJedi]

Clark: I enjoyed robbing banks and want to do it again.

Jonathan: Well, son, you know I don't approve but the farm sure could use the money. So go for it. Just do it in Gotham City...

[President_Luthor]

Jonathan: Son, I've hired you a lawyer. It's time to answer for your crimes in Metropolis two years ago -- red-k or not. You broke the law. What kind of society is this, where we allow some people to go to jail, while others walk free just because they have the power to do so? Be a man for once, and take some freaking responsibility!

Clark: I guess you're right. I should stop using my superhuman powers as an excuse for defying or bending the laws of our society. To reject my responsibility would be to welcome chaos. I may be from Krypton, but I am an American citizen, beholden to the rights and responsibilities of that role. Yes, Dad, I will surrender myself to the authorities and accept responsibility for my crimes.

Jonathan: Well -- that's settled then. Let's catch some NASCAR on the tube before your arrest.

[ImzadiJedi]

Clark: Oh, I want to see a old repeat of The Dukes of Hazzard.

Jonathan: Oh, not that show again! Maybe we should call the sheriff now.

[Thanet]

Pete to Chloe: What do you mean, you know . .

Chloe to Pete: You mean, you knew all the time . . .

Chloe and Pete to Clark: CLARK!

Clark: ummmmmmmm.......I think I hear Lana in trouble, catch you guys later . . .

[JB 1.0]

Johnathan: "Martha! Get me a brewsky!"

Lionel: "You know, sometimes I just want a f**king hot dog! Is that too much to ask?!"

Jason: "Lana, there aren't near enough candles in here."

[2good2btrue]

Clark: "Wow, Petes new girlfriend is really HOT! But I better tell him she has crabs before he finds out the hard way!"

[QAS-EL]

Martha: My cooking sucks

[Gwen Sullivan]

Lionel: The truth is, I'm a sweet, cuddly puppy with very nice fur. Woof woof!

Jonathan: Clark, there'll be no college for you. I expect from you to take over the farm. Saving lives is the police's job - you're gonna breed cows, son. This is your destiny!

Chloe: Coffee sucks. From now on I'll only drink brandy.
Lex: Ummm, you know I can't really recommend that. Go for schnaps, it's hard to poison that.

[Clark2772]

This is sort of like Gwen Sullivan's

Chloe: English tea tastes much better then a non fat latte

[Flying Dutchman]

Originally posted by JB 1.0
Jason: "Lana, there aren't near enough candles in here."


BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...you know there was a whole thread devoted to Lana and her Candles?

that made my day

[krpto]

chloe: clark i know your secret
clark: took you long enough

[saxman]

Jonathan to Clark: "we lied to you, you arent an alien, all of that is a hoax brought to reality by Luthorcorp, you dont have powers either, they are testing real time special effect technologies for movies... oh, and Lana is your sister. Happy birthday son."

[Mutro©]

Clark to everyone: Screw you guys, I'm going home (to Krypton).

[Daddylion]

Mxypltk: *in deep voice*Screw yourself.... Wait wait,no no no, don't screw yourself for real.

Clark: Um... can't we just tell people it's a toy spaceship or something?

[Gwen Sullivan]

Clark (to the newspapers): I'm a guy from another planet, and I'm darn strong. Come see me on my farm. I lift tractors for $100, lift my parents for $150, and for $500 I even do all this naked.

[clarksgirl]

Lana: you know, being possessed by a 16th century witch rocks!

[jbtoth7]

Originally posted by saxman
Jonathan to Clark: "we lied to you, you arent an alien, all of that is a hoax brought to reality by Luthorcorp, you dont have powers either, they are testing real time special effect technologies for movies... oh, and Lana is your sister. Happy birthday son."
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: I would like to c that.

[KK/Lana_Lang]

Jason: I love Chloe, Lana, I'm sorry, but your just not my type.

[saxman]

Lex:Clark, I'm segeeth
Clark:Cool, im naman
Lex:wanna duke it out?
Clark:I'll get the scrabble board

[Mutro©]

Mxyzptlk: Blowm me... Lana what are you doing?!

Clark: Mhh Mh, these Krypt-O's are great.

[black_angel]

Clark: OMNISLASH!!!!!!
Lana: eh Clark , that was in Final Fantasy 7
Clark: oh sorry i tought i was a Super hero for a moment!

[lex_4_president]

Clark (when someone is in trouble): I shouldn't get involved, it's none of my business

[hippiechic]

I love this thread tooooo....you guys are freakin hilarious!!

Lex: Hey Clark...you gonna eat that pickle?

[becomingagod]

Bruce Wayne:.......................................

Lana: Are you a man or superman
-oh wait,
Pilot: Is it a bird? a Plane?
-damit!

Clark: I'm Batman

[LexLuthor92]

Originally posted by saxman
lucas luthor: im back.

mr small: im back.

ha ha that's good. I would like to see lucas come back though:)

[QAS-EL]

Chloe: i wish i was a meteor freak

[GsMiniMan]

Clark: I gotta go take a crap

[Timmeh]

Lana to clark: do i have to swollaw

[Daddylion]

Clark: Actually I'm quitting the football team because I want to join the cheerleading squad.
Chloe: Well in that case I better go join the football team. That way we could be together all the time.
Clark: *gulp*

[RLJ]

chloe: I don't want to be like that senator in the X-Men movie, maybe I should stop keeping tabs on everyone I suspect has a power even when they've done nothing wrong... yet!

[GetKnowledge]

chloe: clark, stop asking me out! i wont go out with you!

[RLJ]

chloe: Clark must have really important reasons to not share his abilities with his friends. I should respect this and not let on I know anything.

[GetKnowledge]

clark: lana, im sick of wasting my time listening to your problems!
(hands her a tape recorder)
clark: just record all of your problems on this tape and shove it up your ass!

[QAS-EL]

Lana: Clark, that it i tried of your moaning

Clark: but if you only honest to me and told me the truth

[supergurl88]

Clark: tell it to someone who cares

[nfamouskhmerboi]

Lana and Chloe to Clark:

Hey Superman, wanna have a "manage' twa?" (spelling?)

Clark to Parents: Parents goes to clark, "Clark whats wrong?"

Clark: Mom.....Dad.....i think i'm gay

[Gwen Sullivan]

Originally posted by nfamouskhmerboi
Clark: Mom.....Dad.....i think i'm gay

hahaha, i wouldn't wonder :lol:

[Lobby4Chloe]

Originally posted by Robb
12 - Martha, Jonathan, Pete, Lana, Lex, Chloe, Lionel, Lois, Jason : Lets kill Clark

:lol: That's like 'Shaun of the Dead'!!!:rotfl:
Maybe they need an episode like that though.


Originally posted by Robb
34 - Jonathan & Martha: Just sell our farm and buy an apartment next door to luthorcorp/lexcorp

...I always wonder if the farm has been in their family for three generations...wouldn't they have paid it off by now?

[wadsy]

chloe, clark and lois in wonding a field try to find fotw when they look into the sky

chloe: its a bird
lois: its a plane
clark: IT'S ONLY BATMAN

[BenG]

Martha: Clark, you really need to think about your future.

Clark: I know what I'm gonna do mom. I'm gonna put on tights, move to a big city, and hit people who are breaking the law!

Martha (looking at report card): Not with THOSE grades your not!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Clark: I think I should pick a name for myself if I'm going to fight crime.

Pete: How about Ultraman, or Superman or something?

Clark: Naw. I was thinking more on the lines of, let's see, Mongooseman! Wait, no, uh, Superspeedandstrengthandxrayvisionandheatvisionand superhearigandflightman! Or maybe Mighty Morphin Power Ranger-man!

[clarks other weakness]

you guys are too funny!

Lex: Dad, i know a great way to make a profit, that will be easy cause i'm manipulative, hot, and have had experience on an island. dad, i'm going to be on Survivor .
---
clark: DUDE. i swear to drunk im not god!!
---
chloe: clark, i know your secret.
clark: what! what secret? theres uh, no secrets.
chloe: its okay, clark, i understand. i saw you that night--
clark: how!? me and lex thought no one saw us going up to the loft together!
chloe: uh, not that secret!
---
clark, lana, or chloe: sorry, i cant come investigate/complain about my dead parents. i have homework to do, you know, for school.

[lex_4_president]

Originally posted by clarks other weakness

---
chloe: clark, i know your secret.
clark: what! what secret? theres uh, no secrets.
chloe: its okay, clark, i understand. i saw you that night--
clark: how!? me and lex thought no one saw us going up to the loft together!
chloe: uh, not that secret!


:lol: :rotfl: :lol:
Great!!!

[nothingwithoutchloe]

Lana: I really am getting tired of all this pink, I'm gonna get rid of it.

Clark: I hope you're talking about your clothes because I enjoy the other pink.

[lex_4_president]

Clark (or anyone, really) to Lex: Can I rub your head?

[nfamouskhmerboi]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/RandyG2004/My%20PhotoArt/xzibit.jpg

[QAS-EL]

Lana: i wana be the pink ranger

[Muse25]

Martha: We need to tell you something

Clark: What? I know it's my birthday

Jonathon: Not that son

Martha: Your from a different planet and you fell out of the sky

Jonathon: Happy birthday from a different planet you alien you

[LexLuthor92]

Hey nfamouskhmerboi nice pic!!!!!

[piptech]

Alicia: I'm baaaaaaaack!
(pls god, let her be permanent in smallville s5!)

[nfamouskhmerboi]

Thanks Lexluthor

Clark to Pete: Where that nikka at

[Daddylion]

Jonathan: Let's go cow tipping!

Lex: So like, do you wanna like, go to shopping with me and like spend a thousand dollars of my daddy's money or somethin?

[tiger17]

Martha-*sarcastically* Clark! Come meet your dad's "cousin"....Daisy.

Daisy- *looks Clark up and down**smiles with dirty thoughts* You can call me "Aunt Daisy" sugar.

Clark- *grinning like an idiot* Uh....hi.

[spellbinder]

Clark: "Jason doesnt know that Lana and me doing in my van every Sunday..... Jason doesnt know..... Jason doesnt know...."

[lex_4_president]

having just seen that part of Eurotrip-that's pretty good spellbinder! :lol:

[QAS-EL]

:lol:
its funny i just finished watching that film
that hilarious spellbinder

[KryptonFarm]

Clark has a group meeting with everyone else: Lex, remember that time on the bridge, you DID hit me. And then Lana, remember the tornado, i did save you. Chloe, all those times i dissapeared, i had to superspeed away to save my friends. Lionel remember that time lucas held lex hostage and told you to shoot him? That was my heat vision that made him drop his gun.
I guess what im trying to say is... Im from another planet called Krypton. Im planning on leaving tonight to reunite with whoever is left on Krypton. Good bye my good friends and enemies, how i will miss you terribly.

10 years later: That can't be Clark, he went back to Krypton, Remember???

[Remus]

Lionel: I luf everyone! Gimme a hug..
Lex: o_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ::pulls out his cell phone and calls the nearest asylum::

[Rejeimha]

Martha: Jonathan I think it's time we sell Clark and the farm to LuthorCorp, move to Zanzibar, and start taking opium rectally.

Clark: Hey Lana, here's your necklace back.

Lex: Clark, I just found out how I've been able to have hundreds of one night stands without getting a single STD.

Lana, Lex, Chloe, Jason, Lionel, Jonathan, Martha, and Lois: Oh Clark, we're all just figments of your imagination meant to keep your mind active while you're being reborn. In fact, these last seven months have only been a wierd 21 hour long dream that you'll wake-up from in ep 4-22 "Deja-Vu," and re-live all last year again in season 5!

[Bwookie]

Lana: Where have you been Clark I've been looking everywhere for you! Jason and I broke up, I have witchy powers, and Genevieve Teague is trying to kill me!

Clark: Sorry Lana I've been watching 'Lost'

[Daddylion]

Clark: Lex, I'm sorry i hurt you, but you have to forgive me.

Lex: and why should i do that?

Clark: Because, I'm young, I'm stupid and I'm pretty. I'm pretty, Lex, you have to forgive me.

Lex: Alright, you're too pretty to stay mad at for long anyway.

[lex_4_president]

Originally posted by Rejeimha


Lex: Clark, I just found out how I've been able to have hundreds of one night stands without getting a single STD.



:lol: I love this...great.

[joseph5]

Originally posted by Remus
Lionel: I luf everyone! Gimme a hug..
Lex: o_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ::pulls out his cell phone and calls the nearest asylum::

Lex: Don't worry dad, I'll fly in the best phychiatrists from Metropolis.

[KryptonFarm]

Clark: Blah

[nogravity]

Jonathan: Okay, no more lectures!

[Gwen Sullivan]

Lex: Dad, I have to say this: I love your hair. It's so silky and shiny. How do you do that?!

Clark: Screw other people. I don't even know how to spell the word HELP.

Laura and Lewis Lang: You know Lana we came back from the dead because you kept whining about us all the time. We need to say something to you: Stop it, hell! We're dead! Get it?! Okay, then we can go back to heaven.

Lionel: Martha, you know why I always wanted to have you work for me?
Martha: Um , because you secretly love me.
Lionel: Yeeaaah, as if I'd like red hair. Remember my stupid son? As a matter of fact, I'm in love with Jonathan. I like flannel.

[Yeti181]

Pete: We should go visit Lex and Lionel, They are the coolest most nicest people ever!

Clark: Wow look at that guy! HA! His arms are being ripped off!............ Anyone want to go get some pizza?

[Daddylion]

Clark: Somebody grab some napkin so we can stuff Lana's bra and make her boobs look bigger!

[xrosenbaumforever]

Originally posted by Rejeimha
Lex: Clark, I just found out how I've been able to have hundreds of one night stands without getting a single STD.


LMAO.. that is by far the best one yet ^^

[Gangbuster]

"Look, it's the Professor. I'm going to go ask him about the caves."

"Look, it's Helen Bryce."

"Look, it's Kenny (Braverman?), the guy from the first episode..."

"Look, it's...a BLACK GUY!!!"

[Daddylion]

Lionel: Would you like that supersized?

Clark: Say it loud! I'm special and I'm proud!

[Welling Is Hot]

Clark: Oh My God... I just broke a nail!

[A"Lex"ander the Great]

Clark to Lana - Are you half ASIAN?

[lex_4_president]

Originally posted by A"Lex"ander the Great
Clark to Lana - Are you half ASIAN?

:lol:

Lana to Clark-are you sure you're only 17??? You look AT LEAST 10 years older.

[QAS-EL]

:lol:

Lana to Clark: Are you sure your from this planet?

[xrosenbaumforever]

Lex - I actually did kill that poor, poor stalker in Bound.. I just wanted that other woman to try to kill me, so I could see if I would get ANOTHER chance at life..


I feel high right now, so excuse me if it makes no sense :P

[SupermansNotDead]

Lex: "No, I don't have time to lead a hostile takeover of that company, I'm going to play catch with my dad"

[Daddylion]

Clark: Lanachan no baka!

Shelby: Isn't Shelby a girldog's name? And why am I named after a dead dog anyway?

[nogravity]

Clark: I want some of that Kryptonite drink.

[Daddylion]

Clark: Hey guys, wanna streak with me!

[Rejeimha]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Daddylion
Clark: Lanachan no baka!

Shelby: Isn't Shelby a girldog's name? And why am I named after a dead dog anyway? [/QUOTE

:lol:

True for two reasons:
1. Dogs don't care what there name is as long as they get a treat when they are called.
2. Dogs don't talk (D'ah).


Clark: Hey Napoleon, give me some of your tots.

Napoleon: No way! I'm frickin' starving, GOSH!

[Daddylion]

Clark: Bad Lex, no more apple pies from mommy!
Lex: *cries*That's it you big meanie. I'm gonna turn evil and try to rule the world so if all of humanity suffers, it'l be YOUR fault!

Clark: Sheriff and Martha, sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G!

[BenG]

Chloe: Clark, I saw you catch that car and race off with superspeed!
Clark: (trying to think up a good lie) Uh...Dang girl! Catch a car? I dunno what'choo been smokin', but I want some!

Shelby: Woof!
Clark: What's that Shelby? Lana's stuck in a well?!
Shelby: (thinking) No, you idiot. I just need more screen time. You get a new dog, and all you ever do is show me sleeping! Then you left me all alone to go to China! Geez, didn't ya ever think a dog with Super Strength might be SOME help?

[Muse25]

Lana: What happened to all my stalkers?

Chloe: Maybe they got tired of stalking you.

Lana: Got tired of stalking me? How could they abandon me like that!? ::Runs off crying::

[LexLuthor92]

Originally posted by Muse25
Lana: What happened to all my stalkers?

Chloe: Maybe they got tired of stalking you.

Lana: Got tired of stalking me? How could they abandon me like that!? ::Runs off crying::

That's good :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Superman790]

Jonathan: What happen?
Anyone: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Anyone: We get signal.
Jonathan: What!
Anyone: Main screen turn on.
Jonathan: It's you!!
Clark (on Red K): How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Jonathan: What you say!!
Clark: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha........
Jonathan: For Great Justice!!

[xrosenbaumforever]

Originally posted by BenG
Chloe: Clark, I saw you catch that car and race off with superspeed!
Clark: (trying to think up a good lie) Uh...Dang girl! Catch a car? I dunno what'choo been smokin', but I want some!

Shelby: Woof!
Clark: What's that Shelby? Lana's stuck in a well?!
Shelby: (thinking) No, you idiot. I just need more screen time. You get a new dog, and all you ever do is show me sleeping! Then you left me all alone to go to China! Geez, didn't ya ever think a dog with Super Strength might be SOME help?

:lol: omg.. mwuahaha..

What'choo been smokin' girl?!!

[President_Luthor]

--It is the second week of April. With crises looming at every corner, Clark desperately seeks Lex's aid ... but is it TOO LATE???

Clark: Lex! We have some serious problems! Lionel's shown his cards and he's up to no good, Lana's been possessed again by that medieval witch, the bank's foreclosing on my parents' farm loan, Pete's returned with an ultimatum: his friendship, or yours, and Chloe seems to be upset because I'm not confiding in her. I need your advice -- not to mention some funds to top up my parents' bank loan .....

Lex: (scribbling on some forms) Not now, Clark! I'm really busy at this particular time ... (mumbles) now, on Line 150 if your income minus deductions, times 0.33% is the same or greater than the amount on line 300 .....

Clark: Lex, are you listening to me? We'd got a load of trouble around the corner, so what's so important that you can't stop what you're doing?

Lex: Argggh, I forgot to multiply the amount on line 150 by 0.33%! (irritated, he stands up) Clark, leave! Now! You might think you have problems, but it's the middle of April and I haven't filed my personal income tax to the IRS yet!! Put yourself in my shoes:. would you care about an indecisive friend's angsty problems which he allowed to fester the whole year ... or would you get off your a$$ and finish your complex tax return before April 15th!

Clark: *no response* ... uhh ... hmm ...

Lex: Thank you! I'm glad it's crystal-clear to you. Bother me after April 15, not before! (mumbles) So, Line 150 minus deductions, times 0.33% is less than the amount on .....

[UDStyle]

John Kent: Clark, your about the graduate High School, have you thought about career options? Saving lives is the obvious choice so let's go against the grain on this one.

Clark: Yes dad?

John: Have you considered selling crack?

[LexLuthor92]

Originally posted by President_Luthor
--It is the second week of April. With crises looming at every corner, Clark desperately seeks Lex's aid ... but is it TOO LATE???

Clark: Lex! We have some serious problems! Lionel's shown his cards and he's up to no good, Lana's been possessed again by that medieval witch, the bank's foreclosing on my parents' farm loan, Pete's returned with an ultimatum: his friendship, or yours, and Chloe seems to be upset because I'm not confiding in her. I need your advice -- not to mention some funds to top up my parents' bank loan .....

Lex: (scribbling on some forms) Not now, Clark! I'm really busy at this particular time ... (mumbles) now, on Line 150 if your income minus deductions, times 0.33% is the same or greater than the amount on line 300 .....

Clark: Lex, are you listening to me? We'd got a load of trouble around the corner, so what's so important that you can't stop what you're doing?



Lex: Argggh, I forgot to multiply the amount on line 150 by 0.33%! (irritated, he stands up) Clark, leave! Now! You might think you have problems, but it's the middle of April and I haven't filed my personal income tax to the IRS yet!! Put yourself in my shoes:. would you care about an indecisive friend's angsty problems which he allowed to fester the whole year ... or would you get off your a$$ and finish your complex tax return before April 15th!

Clark: *no response* ... uhh ... hmm ...

Lex: Thank you! I'm glad it's crystal-clear to you. Bother me after April 15, not before! (mumbles) So, Line 150 minus deductions, times 0.33% is less than the amount on .....

That's one of the best :lol:

[Muse25]

Originally posted by LexLuthor92
That's good :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thanks :D.


Originally posted by UDStyle
John Kent: Clark, your about the graduate High School, have you thought about career options? Saving lives is the obvious choice so let's go against the grain on this one.

Clark: Yes dad?

John: Have you considered selling crack?



Have you considered selling crack? Dude that's too funny! :lol:

[xrosenbaumforever]

Originally posted by President_Luthor
--It is the second week of April. With crises looming at every corner, Clark desperately seeks Lex's aid ... but is it TOO LATE???

Clark: Lex! We have some serious problems! Lionel's shown his cards and he's up to no good, Lana's been possessed again by that medieval witch, the bank's foreclosing on my parents' farm loan, Pete's returned with an ultimatum: his friendship, or yours, and Chloe seems to be upset because I'm not confiding in her. I need your advice -- not to mention some funds to top up my parents' bank loan .....

Lex: (scribbling on some forms) Not now, Clark! I'm really busy at this particular time ... (mumbles) now, on Line 150 if your income minus deductions, times 0.33% is the same or greater than the amount on line 300 .....

Clark: Lex, are you listening to me? We'd got a load of trouble around the corner, so what's so important that you can't stop what you're doing?

Lex: Argggh, I forgot to multiply the amount on line 150 by 0.33%! (irritated, he stands up) Clark, leave! Now! You might think you have problems, but it's the middle of April and I haven't filed my personal income tax to the IRS yet!! Put yourself in my shoes:. would you care about an indecisive friend's angsty problems which he allowed to fester the whole year ... or would you get off your a$$ and finish your complex tax return before April 15th!

Clark: *no response* ... uhh ... hmm ...

Lex: Thank you! I'm glad it's crystal-clear to you. Bother me after April 15, not before! (mumbles) So, Line 150 minus deductions, times 0.33% is less than the amount on .....

:eek: :lol: :rotfl:

-likes to put lots of faces :P-

[KK/Lana_Lang]

Lana: I love you Jensen! err, Jason...

[Triple Lex]

Lana/Chloe/Pete: Do you really wear those tights?

Clark: I wear the required uniform.

Inspired by Emilio Estevez in The Breakfast Club

Lame, I know. :p

[lex_4_president]

:lol:
I liked it. Pretty good...

[BenG]

Originally posted by President_Luthor
--It is the second week of April. With crises looming at every corner, Clark desperately seeks Lex's aid ... but is it TOO LATE???

Clark: Lex! We have some serious problems! Lionel's shown his cards and he's up to no good, Lana's been possessed again by that medieval witch, the bank's foreclosing on my parents' farm loan, Pete's returned with an ultimatum: his friendship, or yours, and Chloe seems to be upset because I'm not confiding in her. I need your advice -- not to mention some funds to top up my parents' bank loan .....

Lex: (scribbling on some forms) Not now, Clark! I'm really busy at this particular time ... (mumbles) now, on Line 150 if your income minus deductions, times 0.33% is the same or greater than the amount on line 300 .....

Clark: Lex, are you listening to me? We'd got a load of trouble around the corner, so what's so important that you can't stop what you're doing?

Lex: Argggh, I forgot to multiply the amount on line 150 by 0.33%! (irritated, he stands up) Clark, leave! Now! You might think you have problems, but it's the middle of April and I haven't filed my personal income tax to the IRS yet!! Put yourself in my shoes:. would you care about an indecisive friend's angsty problems which he allowed to fester the whole year ... or would you get off your a$$ and finish your complex tax return before April 15th!

Clark: *no response* ... uhh ... hmm ...

Lex: Thank you! I'm glad it's crystal-clear to you. Bother me after April 15, not before! (mumbles) So, Line 150 minus deductions, times 0.33% is less than the amount on .....
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Pres. Luthor--that one was awesome! How long did it take you to think that up?!

[Najk_]

Clark: "I ate a whole pack of KryptoniteCrunch-cereals this morning"

[Daddylion]

Chloe: I have something to confess. I lied when I said I lost my virginity to Jimmy. I lost it to my cousin. Lucy Lane. I helped her plan her con all along and now she wants me to run away with her to Barbados.

Lucy: I love tomatoes!

[nogravity]

Clark: Dad your going to be so proud of me!I gave all the stones to Lex........ What's wrong dad you look sick?


Pete: Hay Clark you stole Chloe from me, I'm gona beat you!

Lois: I like you Clark.

[Soline Yayire]

Originally posted by nogravity
Clark: Dad your going to be so proud of me!I gave all the stones to Lex........ What's wrong dad you look sick?



:lol:
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
:lol:

[Welling Is Hot]

Clark: NO LANA you cannot touch me for a dollar

[Gwen Sullivan]

Originally posted by Welling Is Hot
Clark: NO LANA you cannot touch me for a dollar

HEH. That's a classic. :lol:

[Daddylion]

Lex: did you just rubbed my head without asking?

Lex: How dare you call me a woobie?

[Soline Yayire]

Originally posted by Daddylion
Lex: did you just rubbed my head without asking?


Clark: It gives me luck. Don't you wonder where i get all my ''luck'' from?

[Gwen Sullivan]

Originally posted by Daddylion
Lex: How dare you call me a woobie?

OMG that could SO happen to me *lol*.

Lex: My father doesn't love me.
Gwen: Awwwww, poor woobie! *rubs his head*
Lex *looks at her in surprise*: What the...??!! How dare you??!!!
Gwen *falls on her knees*: I'm so sorry. Don't send me away. Plleeeeaaasseeee.

:rotfl:

Okay sorry that's a bit off topic, but anyhow.... :lol:

[Perksy]

Lana: And there wasn't a blinding light!

[Jak2612]

Jor-El: Kal-el, you are the secret love child from my mistress yolanda, dont tell the wife.....

[President_Luthor]

[Clark, Lana, and Chloe catch up with Lex, who's been on a Las Vegas gambling weekend .....]

Clark: Look, there he is! At the craps tables!

Lana: Lex Luthor, you just hold it right there!

Lex: Come on, Lady Luck, don't let me down! (prepares to roll dice)

Chloe: Stop, Lex! Don't you see what you've become!

Lex: Yes, in fact, I do! I've become everyone's financial safety cushion. If it's not Clark hitting me up for money to top up the Kents' farm loan, it's Chloe hitting me up for college bursaries -- or Lana with her endless list of traveling and business expenses ... so I'm solving my problems in one weekend ...

Clark: -- by gambling away your fortune???

Lex: Either way, I win. If I win, I can afford to fulfil your insatiable financial demands. If I lose -- well, then, I won't have to help you guys (he rolls dice)

Clark, Chloe and Lana: Nooooooooooo! (the dice rolls, and it's a bust. Lex loses.)

Clark: (gasps) H-how much did you bet, Lex? $10,000? $100,000. That's just pocket change to you, right?

Lex: All of it. Every freaking cent! I emptied all my reserves. I must have gone through millions this weekend alone. Everything else belongs to the taxman.

Lana: ... then how are you going to help pay for my globe-trotting in search of the mysteries of my sorceress past?

Chloe: ... and how are you going to foot the bill for my college degree, not to mention my graduate studies ...

Clark: ... and how are you going to help me pay off the bank loan on the farm?

Lex: Well, kids, I'm done being your sugar daddy. I do hear, however, that my dad has lots of money. (Clark, Chloe, and Lana sprint to the airport taxi stand.) Hmmph! It figures. They only wanted my cash ..... I'm off to the slot machines!

[Gwen Sullivan]

Awwww this is so sweet! :lol:
They're all after his money.

[DarkseidX]

Clark to Chloe=I love you

[Lana_Lang #1]

I'm sorry to have to say this but there is a thread in the Fan Fic section that is exactly like this called: Things The People On Smallville Would Never Say and it is I believe THE longest thread on this site or any Smallville site I've ever seen.

The stuff here is awesome but if you wanna hear some stuff which in my opinion is better than this, then head over there.

[DarkseidX]

Clark:I'd better get ready for the party

Clark:I should get some new clothes

[Lambshank]

Doctor: The wound was to severe to repair... I'm sorry but... Lana is dead.

[LexLuthor92]

Originally posted by Lambshank
Doctor: The wound was to severe to repair... I'm sorry but... Lana is dead.

We can only wish...

[nogravity]

Martha: Dang Lionel you looking fine!

[clark268]

lana;I LOVE CLARK, NOT YOU!(TO JASON)

CLark;Will you marry me Lana Lang?
Lana; Yesss! I thought you would never ask!
Clark puts the engagement ring on Isabel's finger!?

lana;I LOVE CLARK, NOT YOU!(TO JASON)

CLark;Will you marry me Lana Lang?
Lana; Yesss! I thought you would never ask!
Clark puts the engagement ring on Isabel's finger!?

[Muse25]

Originally posted by Lambshank
Doctor: The wound was to severe to repair... I'm sorry but... Lana is dead.

Everybody: That's too bad. Anybody for tea?

[DarkseidX]

Jonathan: Okay you can go to the party Clark

[Gwen Sullivan]

Lex *crying*: My mom is dead... boo hoo... she was sick and now she's dead, and I will never see her again so I visit her grave at night... boo hoo...
Lana: You're such a candy-ass. Stop whining and get a life. That's so annoying.

[UDStyle]

*Martha and John Kent walk into Clark's room to find Clark.. and chloe, lana, and lois in the same bed*

Clark: (reassuring) I know what your thinking.. But I swear i didn't use any of my abilities in front of them!

[arob21]

Originally posted by UDStyle
*Martha and John Kent walk into Clar's room to find Clark.. and chloe, lana, and lois in the same bed*

Clark: (reassuring) I know what your thinking.. But I swear i didn't use any of my abilities in front of them!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

It's funny that's there main concern

[Rejeimha]

Clark: "Hey Lex, you wanna go see that new Spider-man movie?"

[QuiteDangerous]

Clark to anybody: I heard superman is gay

Chloe to Clark and Lana: Guys, breaking news, pink ranger was murdered yesterday, and the thing is, her pink suit is missing.
Lana: I swear it wasn't me, it was Isabel

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

CLARK(to Lex)
Despite, saving your life...I am...was...and always will be responsible for turning you into a stark raving mad lunatic with a HUGE chip on your shoulder.

LEX(returning back)
If your approach is that way, you must fully understand that I've had Lana since the moment she laid her eyes on me...naked in Metropolis. Chloe is my slave and takes orders from me. And your Alicia, she was my test subject.

CLARK
But...

LEX
But nothing, Clark. You lose, I win. Check mate.

[UDStyle]

Originally posted by LexLuthorMetropolis
CLARK(to Lex)
Despite, saving your life...I am...was...and always will be responsible for turning you into a stark raving mad lunatic with a HUGE chip on your shoulder.

LEX(returning back)
If your approach is that way, you must fully understand that I've had Lana since the moment she laid her eyes on me...naked in Metropolis. Chloe is my slave and takes orders from me. And your Alicia, she was my test subject.

CLARK
But...

LEX
But nothing, Clark. You lose, I win. Check mate. Now that was COLD! I loved it, lol.

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

Just something I made up on the fly.

The lines alone tempt me to make a episode parody.

[nogravity]

Martha: So... Lionel... are you doing anything on Friday? My parents won't be home and I have the house to myself.;)

Lionel: I'd rather spend time with Lex...

[arob21]

Chloe and Nell: We need to stop falling for the Kent men