"insert funny phrase" for this image from "Krypto"

[lanaslover]

I was scrolling through the screen caps for Krypto and saw the one with Clark looking like he's having a super burp. I thought it could be fun to put in miscellaneous phrases for Clark and Jonathan. Go at it!

http://www.kryptonsite.com/kryptohires5.htm

[Spoon AZ]

:lol:

that pic is funny.


"Martha shows the guys her famous ping-pong trick"

[Jason_Bourne]

Wow, Lex, i had no idea you liked to wear womens clothing.

[Slade]

And after 3 amazing rounds Chloe wins the bra and panties match against Lois and Lana in triple threat match that will "go down" in history!

[Jason_Bourne]

Originally posted by Slade
And after 3 amazing rounds Chloe wins the bra and panties match against Lois and Lana in triple threat match that will "go down" in history!
LMAO

[VersesBatman]

"Lana you're...you're a man!"

[Arista 07]

Jonathan: I didn't know Lois could bend like that.
Clark: Ouch.

[VersesBatman]

"That's a spicy meatball!"

[Arista 07]

Clark: So... Should we stop Shelby from humping Lana's leg?
Jonathan: He looks like he's having a good time.

[VersesBatman]

Clark: Krypto! What are you doing to that cow?

[Unbreakable Lex]

Lionel! Martha!! Mom?

[lanaslover]

LOL these are all great! keep them coming.

[Summers]

Clark: Krypto, stop peeing on Lana!!

[tomasulo]

"Al...Miles....what are you doing to Kristen?"

[Arista 07]

Clark and Jonathan watch Martha and Lois do the "Time Warp"

[VersesBatman]

"Al...Miles...what are you doing with that Lana blow up doll?"

[Arista 07]

Originally posted by VersesBatman
"Al...Miles...what are you doing with that Lana blow up doll?"
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Bwah! It's funny cuz it's true.

[sstray72]

Originally posted by Slade
And after 3 amazing rounds Chloe wins the bra and panties match against Lois and Lana in triple threat match that will "go down" in history!

yes, in this triple threat match, we'd all be winners.

Johnathan-- "Dude, where's my car?"
Clark-- "Where's your car, dude?"
:p :lol: :p


Originally posted by Arista 07
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Bwah! It's funny cuz it's true.

BWAH BWAH BWAH!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[tejdog1]

"Johnathan-- "Dude, where's my car?"
Clark-- "Where's your car, dude?" "

LOL! GREAT!

Clark: Umm...Krypto...she's not a dog...
Lois: CLARK, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Johnathan: Fat chance!

[arachkid]

Originally posted by tomasulo
"Al...Miles....what are you doing to Kristen?"

:rotfl: :lol: Bravo!

"Well son, that's what happens when you have three women around you and don't please any of them."

[lizbif]

Originally posted by arachkid


"Well son, that's what happens when you have three women around you and don't please any of them." [/B]


GENIUS!!! :lol:

[Kal's Better Half]

Jonathan is in shock

Jonathan: Wow. The cows ARE feeding themselves.

Clark: I told you I could teach them to do that.

[Andie]

Clark: "Oh not again"

Jonathan: "Those girls have watched way too much charmed"

[Unbreakable Lex]

Originally posted by Andie
Clark: "Oh not again"

Jonathan: "Those girls have watched way too much charmed"

:lol:

[katieishere]

Originally posted by Arista 07
Clark and Jonathan watch Martha and Lois do the "Time Warp"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Thanks for the mental image...


I'm not feeling particularly witty at the moment, so i'll come back when i think of something.

[Amanda68]

Clark: Hey you guys are cousins (Lois/Chloe)
Jonathan: Shhh This could get better! Martha!!!
Clark: DAD!!!

Jonathan: I thought you said Lois was taking a hot shower?
Clark: I thought she would do it in the house!

[GhostRider]

Jonathan: "What is that smell?"

Clark: "Lois, what have you been feeding that dog?"

[sstray72]

J: "but apple jacks dont taste like apples!"
C: "you just dont get it dad!"

[Andie]

Clark: "dad did you give mom your credit card?"

Jonathan: "Your mother and Lois have left us broke with all that shopping"

[truemeathead]

Smells like fish

[Spoon AZ]

Originally posted by sstray72
J: "but apple jacks dont taste like apples!"
C: "you just dont get it dad!" :rotfl: :rotfl:

:D awesome!!

[Spoon AZ]

you don't remember those old Apple Jacks commercials?

The kids were cool because they knew Apple Jacks were good even though they didn't taste like apples?

and the Dad was the unhip Dad because he couldn't get over the name not matching the taste?

It's on old classic!

use to play them all the time during saturday morning cartoons

[Arista 07]

Originally posted by sstray72
J: "but apple jacks dont taste like apples!"
C: "you just dont get it dad!"
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I love those commercials!

Jonathan: Huh? Shelby is really going at those Kibbles and Bits Bacon Bits.
Clark: Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

[Spoon AZ]

Arista!!! You rock!

I can't believe I didn't think of that!


Jonathan: "Wow. This is unexpected. Clark this is my old friend Daisy."

[MyOwnSuperhero]

Jonathan: You've got the superpowers, and it's your dog - you clean it up!
Clark: Dad!!!
Jonathan: Hey, I'm the one that said Shelby needed a walk!

-----------------------------
Clark: Mom, just because it's called a 'cow pie' doesn't mean it's desert!
Jonathan: I'm never kissing your mother again!
--------------
Jonathan: Well, this is unexpected...
Clark: Lex, is that a tuppee?
--------------
Clark: Dad, I appreciate that you've taken up painting, but you don't need to show me your work with nudes.
Jonathan: What? You're mother's a beautiful woman!
Clark: What part of mother didn't you understand?




I'd better stop, or I'll be crankin' these out all day!

[Unbreakable Lex]

Originally posted by Spoon AZ
Jonathan: "Wow. This is unexpected. Clark this is my old friend Daisy."

:rotfl:


Originally posted by MyOwnSuperhero
Jonathan: Well, this is unexpected...
Clark: Lex, is that a tuppee?


:rotfl:

[Arista 07]

Orginally posted Spoon AZ
Jonathan: "Wow. This is unexpected. Clark this is my old friend Daisy."
OMG. Best. Caption. Ever. :rotfl:



Clark: Dad... please tell that isn't you with Desiree Atkins in the photo Mom is holding up.
Jonathan: Ruh oh!

[VersesBatman]

Jonathan: Well the only person who knows your secret is Shelby and he's not talking.

Shelby: Roll that beautiful Kryptonian footage

Clark: Oh no!

[PETER WEST]

Originally posted by VersesBatman
Jonathan: Well the only person who knows your secret is Shelby and he's not talking.

Shelby: Roll that beautiful Kryptonian footage

Clark: Oh no!

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[lizbif]

-----------------------------
Clark: Mom, just because it's called a 'cow pie' doesn't mean it's desert!
Jonathan: I'm never kissing your mother again!

-----------------------------

That one had me laughing out loud - brilliant :)

[VersesBatman]

Clark: Oh God what are they doing!?

Jonathan: Son, when a dog and a cow love each other very much they...

[Unbreakable Lex]

:lol:

[sstray72]

Originally posted by VersesBatman
Jonathan: Well the only person who knows your secret is Shelby and he's not talking.

Shelby: Roll that beautiful Kryptonian footage

Clark: Oh no!

you know, i was thinking of one like this, but i couldnt figure the wording! perfect!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :D :D :lol: :lol:


Originally posted by Arista 07
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I love those commercials!

Jonathan: Huh? Shelby is really going at those Kibbles and Bits Bacon Bits.
Clark: Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

:lol: :rotfl: :lol:

you know, that reminds me of that crazy IT'S BACON convo we had back in some other thread a while ago. i think it was the millar interview (??) but shelby wasnt eating dog food, he was eating a "pink" treat

[PETER WEST]

Clark: Krypto Go fech it Boy Go

*Clark throws a Stick*

*Krypto run's @ Super Speed & Brings back a HugeTree*

*Clark is Shocked at how strong Krypto is*

Clark Whoooo Good Boy Krypto.

[katieishere]

Originally posted by Spoon AZ
Jonathan: "Wow. This is unexpected. Clark this is my old friend Daisy."

:lol: You inspired me...

Jonathon: Daisy! Meet my son...
Clark: Dad! You had a chance at that and instead chose Martha?!

or

Jonathon: Clark, what with the new movie coming out and all, I want you to see the original Daisy...

Clark: Jessica Simpson is supposed to live up to HER?!

[Amanda68]

Clark: Well I take it the dog is straight
Jonathan: I guess so

[Unbreakable Lex]

:rotfl:

sooo wrong yet funny!!

:rotfl:

[katieishere]

Originally posted by sstray72
you know, that reminds me of that crazy IT'S BACON convo we had back in some other thread a while ago. i think it was the millar interview (??) but shelby wasnt eating dog food, he was eating a "pink" treat

:eek: Thats just gross... I can here a VO guy now... 'And for more of Lana Lang or Krypto, check out www.FarmersDaughters.com.' :lol: no, it's not a real site, sickos!

[Unbreakable Lex]

Access is denied.

Mind explaining the site Katie??

:p

[katieishere]

There, UL, is that enough for you! I can't believe you clicked it!!!! :rotfl:

[Spoon AZ]

Jonathan: "What the hell was that?"

Clark: "Holy crap. Shelby finally caught that little dog food Old West Covered Wagon"

UL got busted!!

You perv!!

:lol:

[Unbreakable Lex]

Originally posted by Spoon AZ
Jonathan: "What the hell was that?"

Clark: "Holy crap. Shelby finally caught that little dog food Old West Covered Wagon"

UL got busted!!

You perv!!

:lol:

nope

I was trying to bust her into telling us what it was...

:lol:

[Amanda68]

Clark: Well I guess Chloe is giving Pete a shot
Jonathan: I don't know if we should be here

Clark: Lex I knew the meteor shower made you bald, but I didn't need to see you lost it all
Jonathan: Wow no hair does make you look bigger

[VersesBatman]

Clark: Oh my God, Shelby just ate the WB frog!

[katieishere]

Originally posted by Amanda68
Clark: Well I guess Chloe is giving Pete a shot
Jonathan: I don't know if we should be here

Clark: Lex I knew the meteor shower made you bald, but I didn't need to see you lost it all
Jonathan: Wow no hair does make you look bigger

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[PETER WEST]

Originally posted by Spoon AZ
[/B]
UL got busted!!

You perv!!

:lol: [/B]

UL OMG:eek: I had no Idea , lol lol lol:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Andie]

Clark: " Lex just mooned us"

[Goobs]

clark: la- lana get off my dog! I dont think he enjoys that!!

johnathan: i might have to disagree with you son....

[katieishere]

Jonathon: This is how we plan on financing your college tuition...

Clark: You want me to stash that WHERE?!

[lanaslover]

LMFAO u ppl are funny! that was a good one, Goobs.

[Spoon AZ]

Jonathan: "Hey son, Crosby's showing us her denture trick again."


I'm going to hell! :lol:

[Arista 07]

Clark: Wow... y'know dad, Shelby has super strength. Is it right for us to just stand back and watch while he humps Lana to death?
Jonathan: You're right, son. Lets go feed the cows.

[Spoon AZ]

:rotfl: @ Arista

[VersesBatman]

:lol:

[sstray72]

Originally posted by katieishere
:eek: Thats just gross... I can here a VO guy now... 'And for more of Lana Lang or Krypto, check out www.FarmersDaughters.com.' :lol: no, it's not a real site, sickos!

what be a "VO guy?"

what's so gross about krypto taking a bite out of Lana, im sure the dog think's she's tasty!


C: Chloe wanted me to give her a heat-vision tatto!
J: You didnt have to write your name on her butt!
C: I put my name on everything thats mine...:p

[Arista 07]

Originally posted by Spoon AZ
Jonathan: "Hey son, Crosby's showing us her denture trick again."


I'm going to hell! :lol:
:lol: That was so wrong.


Jonathan: How's that?
Clark: A little to the left.
Jonathan: Better?
Clark: Perfect.
Jonathan: I hope Bessie likes this portrait I painted of her.
Clark: Squint and you can see her udders.

[Spoon AZ]

Originally posted by Arista 07
:lol: That was so wrong.


I know I know!

I just have twisted sense of humor. :)

[rumpuso]

Originally posted by lanaslover
I was scrolling through the screen caps for Krypto and saw the one with Clark looking like he's having a super burp. I thought it could be fun to put in miscellaneous phrases for Clark and Jonathan. Go at it!

http://www.kryptonsite.com/kryptohires5.htm


I am sitting alone in my den reading this...once I opened up the link for this picture you were referring to, I literally laughed out loud. Thank you for that. Who knew things could be that funny when you are all by yourself! :rotfl:

[SheBangs]

Martha- is this chicken what i have or is it tuna
Clark- Did she really just say that
Johnathan- Martha never talk to me again

[lanaslover]

:rotfl:

[MyOwnSuperhero]

Originally posted by Spoon AZ
Jonathan: "Hey son, Crosby's showing us her denture trick again."

Oh, that is so wrong in so many ways!

[Andie]

Jonathan: "Are Jason and Lex doing what I think they are doing"

Clark: "That creep is cheating on me"

[TheEradicator6]

Jonathan: Son, what exactly what were you doing in here?
Clark: Lois, I said give KRYPTO the bath!!!


Originally posted by Arista 07
Clark: Wow... y'know dad, Shelby has super strength. Is it right for us to just stand back and watch while he humps Lana to death?
Jonathan: You're right, son. Lets go feed the cows. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG that is the funniest thing I've ever heard... I can just picture Jonathan saying that too....!!!

[Goobs]

Originally posted by Arista 07
Clark: Wow... y'know dad, Shelby has super strength. Is it right for us to just stand back and watch while he humps Lana to death?
Jonathan: You're right, son. Lets go feed the cows.

:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol:

[Andie]

Thats just all kinds of wrong :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[VersesBatman]

Clark: What's the cast of That 70's show doing in the barn?

Jonathan: Getting toasted. Nicely toasted.

[Andie]

Jonathan: "Luke?"
Clark: "He brought the General Lee"

[phoephoe]

Originally posted by Spoon AZ
:lol:

that pic is funny.


"Martha shows the guys her famous ping-pong trick"

LOL

[Goobs]

Clark: Hey Lana whats that on your face? (gesturing with his hand to a spot on Lana's face)

Johnathan: Yeah it looks like you have a little dirt on you face. Let me just get that for ya (reaches over to rub it off)
(it doesnt seem to come off)

Lana: Yeah Ive been trying to get one these for a while, they seem kinda cool.

Clark: (looking exteremly confused) one what?

Lana: a beard.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Lois, where did you put the key?

What Key. You mean the Octagon disk.

I put it here........

[SVfan26]

Clark - "Lana! When you said you wanted me to look at your tattoo again, I didn't think you meant THAT tattoo!!"

Jonathan - "Listen, young lady, when you come to this barn to flash tattoos in the future, I will be notified ahead of time. Is that understood? If it hadn't been for my coming to preach more platitudes to Clark here, I'd have missed out on the fun!"

[JB 1.0]

Clark: "That's a lot of poop to come out of one dog."
Johnathan: "Is that a leg in there?."

[tomwellingfanatic]

Originally posted by sstray72
J: "but apple jacks dont taste like apples!"
C: "you just dont get it dad!"

Best yet! :lol:

[TVHOG]

Dad, did that cow just say "Eat more chicken"!!

[tejdog1]

Pete: Hey, Clark, what's up? I just came back to warn you about the evils of Lex Luthor (15 minute speech)
Johnathan: My GOD! It speaks!
Clark: And it got more then 5 lines!

[Goobs]

hahahaha i love the pete cracks they gotta be my favorite.

[Mav_Kenobie]

tejdog1 posted
Pete: Hey, Clark, what's up? I just came back to warn you about the evils of Lex Luthor (15 minute speech)
Johnathan: My GOD! It speaks!
Clark: And it got more then 5 lines!


Best yet I can't stop laughing :rotfl: :rotfl:

Clark Well I have to say Dad, Lois being able to play a Harmonica with that is one abillity I'm glad I don't have.

[JMurder]

Pete: Clark, how are you holding up?

Lucas (holding a picture of Alicia): Hey man, you ok?

Clark: Who are you people, who's that in the picture, and what the hell are you doing in my barn?

Jonathan: Hold on son, I'm getting my shotgun...

==================================================

Jonathan: Chloe, Lana, and Lois...I think you all should...keep your clothes off.

Clark: What a turnoff...I think I'm gonna be sick.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jonathan: Clark, what do you think of this kryptonian symbol?

Clark (drooling): DUHHHHHH...IT'S PWETTY.

[KristinIsAwesome]

"Martha shows the guys her famous ping-pong trick"

HA..... thats genius... hilarious

[Sierra-san]

Originally posted by Spoon Az
Jonathan: "Wow. This is unexpected. Clark this is my old friend Daisy."


Originally posted by Andie
Jonathan: "Luke?"
Clark: "He brought the General Lee"[/B]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Jonathan: Luke, SHE"S MY WIFE!!!!
Clark: 0.o

[nightshadz]

Jor El: Clark, I'm really not your father. I learned a few moments ago that a guy named Zod is your real father. Farewell, my pseudo-son.

Clark: What?

Johnathan: What?

[alphaomega618]

Lex: Hey Clark, how do you like my new look?
C: I didn't know you even owned anything Flannel?!
J:Lex, that just isn't right.

[Lexxxville]

Clark: dad, whos that guy in the orange car??
John: Wopat, i told you not to come here looking for work!
( Theme to dukes of hazzard playing in the background)

[rednwhite]

JK: "Son, that is THE worst Elvis impression I've ever heard!"

CK: "Well, Perry liked it!"

[umar]

martha walks in with no clothes on:


Jonathon: "Clark, i never knew your mother had a penis"

[sstray72]

Originally posted by nightshadz
Jor El: Clark, I'm really not your father. I learned a few moments ago that a guy named Zod is your real father. Farewell, my pseudo-son.

Clark: What?

Johnathan: What?

Maury Povich: Jor-el, you are NOT the father!!!!!!
Lara: But Clark looks JUST LIKE YOU!!!!

[Fstrike]

Jonathan: AWWWW PU! Son what have you been feeding Shelby?

Clark: Just some kryptonite infected dog food, it's not my fault there's a mountain of Doggy Doo in the barn!

[Knuckles Dawson]

Jor-El: Kal-El, my son. It is time for you to fulfill your destiny...
*Jor-El materializes into his Kryptonian form, Steve Martin*

Clark: *shocked*

Pa Kent: Well, that's unexpected.

[Indigo]

Clark: LOIS! Dad, why is she lying on the ground wearing my flannel shirt? WHOA! DAD! She's not wearing any... she's...

Jonathan: It's all right, Clark. It looks like Lois just had a little too much to drink and passed out in the barn here. Why don't you let me... take care of this? Maybe you should go check on Pete.

Clark: Pete moved away, Dad. I haven't seen him in months.

Jonathan: No time like the present, son.

[Goobs]

OMG! :eek:

[sms84]

Jonathan: "See, Clark, God didn't give your mother the ability to play the piano or paint a picture, but he did give her the ability to crack a walnut with her-"
Clark: "DAD!"

[Lexgirl33]

Originally posted by sstray72
Maury Povich: Jor-el, you are NOT the father!!!!!!
Lara: But Clark looks JUST LIKE YOU!!!!


:rotfl:
That's great!

[SmallTownSuperHero]

What you do see: Jonathon with a look of disapproval, Clark with a look of utter shock.

What you don't see: "Clark, I love you" banners hung on the rafters, rose petals and chocolates strewn about, chilled champagne, and Lex lying naked in a seductive position in the hay.

"Oh... Mr. Kent...uhh...Clark and I were just about to discuss our... uh...ummm...uhh...his... uhhh... feelings for Lana...That's it! His feelings for Lana!"

[TheManOfTomorrow]

JK: So THAT'S what pink krypto does?!?

CK: Oh my god! that's hideous!

what does it do? use your imagination...

[xrosenbaumforever]

omg.. :lol:

These. Are. GENIUS!

Keep goin guys ^^

[TheManOfTomorrow]

JK: Martha?

CK: PETE?

[Goobs]

:eek:

these are hilarious!!!!

[UDStyle]

Is that position even possible?

[Goobs]

que?

[SmallvilleObsessed]

Originally posted by VersesBatman
"Lana you're...you're a man!"

lmao!!

[Goobs]

thats true..
lana is a man..

:lol:
jkin!

[tomismysuperman]

Originally posted by TheManOfTomorrow
JK: Martha?

CK: PETE?


:eek: :lol:

[Lex's Baby Mama]

Director to Actors:

Okay, guys, look natural for the camera!!

[tomismysuperman]

lol good one Lex's baby mama :p

i would do one myself, but i suck at stuff like this. no, really, I do. :lol:

[Clex1115]

Clark: Dad what the hell are these strippers doing here!!!!

Johnathan: Clark when moms away little Bo Duke Will play!

[TheManOfTomorrow]

ck and jk enter the barn. (this is right after ck's first outing as superman)

everyone, lex, lois, lana, the enite town of smallville, etc. is standing there and they all confess they know ck's an alien

CK: dad, it was great. i flew, and caught a bus, and...wha-huh?
JK: see clark, i told you a pair of glasses wouldnt fool anyone.

[RedPhoenix23]

Lex!! I know Shelby has brownish hair, but Shelby is a dog!! A male dog I might add!

[Gwen Sullivan]

Originally posted by SmallTownSuperHero
What you do see: Jonathon with a look of disapproval, Clark with a look of utter shock.

What you don't see: "Clark, I love you" banners hung on the rafters, rose petals and chocolates strewn about, chilled champagne, and Lex lying naked in a seductive position in the hay.

"Oh... Mr. Kent...uhh...Clark and I were just about to discuss our... uh...ummm...uhh...his... uhhh... feelings for Lana...That's it! His feelings for Lana!"

:rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: This is so hilarious.

This thread is genius people!!!!
_________________________

Pa Kent: Son, do my eyes deceive me or is this a porn set in your barn?
Clark: Uhhh.... ummmm... I think I need to throw up...

Pa Kent: What the...?!
Clark: Shelby, stop doing this with Lex's head!

[ChlarkForever87]

Jonathan: Lois wat did u say?
Clark: Ugh Lex did wat with Shelby? Disgusting

lol this is funny

[hassenmorad]

Damn! How'd this thread resurface? :)

[skully]

Can someone give me a link to the image referred to in the first post of this thread. It only shows a little rectangle with a red cross. I'd really like to see the reason for the hilarious suggested captions for the shot!!!

[Bonita_LovesSuperman]

I want to know too, what's funny:)

[The_Promise]

It's an awesome thread I'm glad it did!

[Bonita_LovesSuperman]

What is it?

[red_kryptonite93]

I cant see the picture

[The_Promise]

I think they took it away

[Bonita_LovesSuperman]

BOOOO BOOOO