All Jay and Silent Bob flicks

[truemeathead]

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and in current production the Passions of the Clerks. These are some great movies. Does anyone here like these flicks. I love them all and know them by heart and I'm so stoked they are doing a Clerks sequel can't wait. This isn't going to be a cameo maching like strike back I was checking out the message board and it's really cool because Kevin Smith (silent Bob) and Jason Mewes (Jay) post there all the time and you can talk to them. Anywho on the message board Kevin said only Dante, Randall, Jay, and Bob are returning. I don't wanna rant quite yet any feedback people?

[KJK]

I think "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" is hilarious.

[Unbreakable Lex]

Im all about Dogma!

That was their best work!

[truemeathead]

A couple of careers were launched by these flix Jason Lee, Ben Affleck that is pretty pimp, I love Jason Lee he is a excellent actor.

[LilWonderWoman]

even though Dogma is excellent

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a movie you can just watch over and over and never get tired of

[Power Wisdom Courage]

Jay And Silent Bob rule!!!
Dogma was the best!!!
I thought the next Clerks movie was called 'Clerks 2:Hardley Clerkin' I read that at the end of one of Kevin Smiths movies, did he change the title or what?

[Zungas]

Will Ferrell was hilarious in Jay and Silent Bob.

[truemeathead]

Originally posted by Power Wisdom Courage
Jay And Silent Bob rule!!!
Dogma was the best!!!
I thought the next Clerks movie was called 'Clerks 2:Hardley Clerkin' I read that at the end of one of Kevin Smiths movies, did he change the title or what?

Yeah it is gonna be The Passions of the Clerk, what you saw was probably before Passions of the christ which is obviously where he got it from. Here is a link were Kevin is talking about the new movie.http://viewaskew.com/theboard/viewtopic.php?t=14125

[SailorV]

I lke Dogma the best. It's one of my favorite movies.

I love all of them though. I am so excited to see The Passions of the Clerks!!! Jay and Silent Bob rule.

[truemeathead]

Last night I saw Chasing Amy it was on Love Stories that movie channel on directv, man that is such a great movie. I love Bankie when he draws the picture with the lipstick lesbian, the man hating butch lesbian, the easter bunny, and santa clause going for the 100 dollar bill that is hilarious. And of course Jay and Silent Bob's scene in the diner is great Jay ate so much suger Silent Bob broke his silence

[Chi Town]

Dogma.
I would have voted for Clerks but they were barley in it. Now if you asked which is the better of the 2 I would say it would be a close tie.
Jay and Silent Bob was okay but I don't think another one would be a hit.
I would say I like Randall better though.
"You can't rent here anymore"

[truemeathead]

Maybe I should clarify it doesn't really matter how long they are in it as long as there in it, Chasing Amy might be my favorite (I'm really not sure) and they only had one scene so basically what you think is best regardless of screen time.

[domjji]

Dogma was the best film by far!

[truemeathead]

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were only better in Good Will Hunting (which Kevin Smith was executive producer of) they played off of eachother excellently in this movie-did anyone notice Dante and Matt Damon have a real quick scene in Chasing Amy-their the tv guys trying to buy Bluntman and Chronic for a cartoon. Snootchie Bootchies :D

[Power Wisdom Courage]

I am happy to see that Dogma is ruling th poll, cause I think that movie was so funny, especially the deleted scenes. when Jay starts insulting that black dude and tells Silent Bob to shoot him, and Silent Bob has that face that says he has no gun, damn, that was so funny!!!

[truemeathead]

you mean the FAT ALBERT scene oh yes that was absolutely great. But the deleted scenes on JASBSB are the best hands down they had to cut them so the movie wouldn't be nc-17 they seriously need to make a director's cut. Like when they were getting on the bus then next thing you know they are hitching-they got kicked off of the bus for smoking illegal stuff in the bathroom man it is hilarious. HEY HEY HEY:D:D:D

[Power Wisdom Courage]

Damn Right!!!

[caveman]

I would have to say Dogma. While JASBSB is quite funny, the 2 main characters aren't strong enough to hold a movie by themselves. They work best in smaller supporting roles, hence Dogma comes out the winner.

[truemeathead]

I don't agree but I am a big time ******* so I'm biased, that is almost word for word one of the internet posts when Jay gets all pissed funny

[truemeathead]

"Hey baby you ever had your ****o** ****** by a fat man in a overcoat?":D any true fan will no what is blanked out there-when I first heard it I cried.

[Power Wisdom Courage]

Same here, that was SO damn funny!!!

[Summers]

I would have to say Dogma. I couldnt stop laughing.

[NewAgeJesus]

I voted Clerks, It's the first one I owned...

I would say it's between Clerks and Chasing Amy though. Dogma is good though... They're all good.

[norris]

my personal favorite Kevin SMith movie is Mallrats.

so naturally i picked that

[truemeathead]

What's that S*** they have us saying.

Snootchie Bootchies

Oh yeah that's right who the **** talks like that that is ******* baby talk

:rotfl:

[Bart Allen]

I voted for Clerks as well. The film that started it all.

[sexy_lexy0503]

Mallrats is my favorite although Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is close at 2nd!

[truemeathead]

"Fly fat ass fly":rotfl:

[TATEone]

Strikes Back gets my vote just cause I liked the one liners more.

[truemeathead]

"just like winnie the pooh":D

That was a good one liner

[noleafclover]

Thumbs up to Dogma:lol:

[nexgod]

i definately call them Jay And Silent Bob centric films cept JASBSB

[the_daily_planeteer]

Originally posted by truemeathead
"just like winnie the pooh":D

That was a good one liner

Like the back of a Volkswagon....

now there's a good one liner

I voted for Clerks, I think that is the best Kevin Smith movie, but as far as best Jay and Silent Bob movie.... JASBSB has to win, even though it is my least favorite.

Rated in order....
1) Clerks
2) Dogma
3) Chasing Amy
4) Mallrats
5) JASBSB

[truemeathead]

Like I said screen time doesn't matter Amy only had them in one scene but it was a great movie and scene. Mewes ate so much sugar in that scene especially since they did the scene more than once-gave me a cavity just watching:D

[the_daily_planeteer]

I saw Amy opening day in Richmond, VA (had to drive 45 miles to go see it because the theaters where I lived refused to show it)....
When SB went off on Jay and told his story, a vacuum was created in the theater as the entire audience drew a collective gasp. I never even noticed Jay eating the sugar.

[truemeathead]

Oh yeah he munched the sugar after he rolled his "cigar":D

"B***h what you don't know about me I could just about fit into the Grand Canyon-did you ever know I wanted to be a dancer*waves both hands in front of him flashdance style* you didn't know that s*** did you?"

When he flashes his hand was the funniest damn thing ever. I also like how at the end they were like we got some business in Chicago which set up Dogma.

[the_daily_planeteer]

I think the reality test with the 100 bucks at an intersection is the funniest thing I have seen in all 5 movies... but the Cousin Walter story at the beginning of Mallrats is by far the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[truemeathead]

I was just talking about that intersection scene I was telling my brother in law about because he never seen it so I had to let him borrow that and Clerks. I love Jason Lee he is such a pimp and probably the best actor out of the lot. The train station scene in Amy is hilarious with the mags and the Affleck comes back and Bankie is like "then black beauty just couldn't take it anymore" when he is showing the little kid :rotfl: that is the funniest thing in all the movies-at least until I remember something else

[truemeathead]

"your dating fingercuffs, holy **** you sick ****"
:rotfl: that is so funny Affleck is already depressed about it then Jay sinks his battleship

[truemeathead]

"rolling fatties smoking bl**ts who smokes the bl**ts we smoke the bl**ts"

"fifteen bucks little man put that sh** in my hand-if that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe oew----my jungle love I think I gotta to know you know you"

:rotfl: I love that scene

[katieishere]

As a Catholic, I have to say, out of all of their films, Dogma was the best. Talk about smart, funny, and satyrical! Clerks is next on my list, followed closely by Strike Back.

I'm not too sure how I feel about a sequel to Clerks. That film was one-of-a-kind, and very appropriate to its time period. I'm not too sure of how a sequel will translate into today's movies or culture. But hey! I'll definitely go watch it! :D

[SailorV]

Originally posted by truemeathead
"rolling fatties smoking bl**ts who smokes the bl**ts we smoke the bl**ts"

"fifteen bucks little man put that sh** in my hand-if that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe oew----my jungle love I think I gotta to know you know you"

:rotfl: I love that scene
That is one of my favorite Jay and Silent Bob moments. My friends and I sing that all the time! :lol:

[truemeathead]

I had that soundtrack and pretty much before every song there is a clip from the movie it is so funny-damn b*****ds stole all of my cd's over a hundred of them!:mad:

"don't you ever say an unkind word about The Time-me and Silent Bob live our life by the time, I'm Jerome....."

[SailorV]

I have the Mallrats soundtrack, I love all of the dialogue on it. (Sorry about your CDs by the way.)

"What the **** is the internet?"

[truemeathead]

I like at the end of JASBSB they go to all the houses of the guys that were talking smack on the internet and beat them up, the funniest is the business man and the preacher.

*rip cd's*

Thanks for the condolences sailorv:(

[SailorV]

I think the magnoliafan1 kid is the funniest. I don't know why, little kids getting beat up is just so amusing.

[vyperman7]

I still think that Clerks is the best film out of all of them. It captured the retail environment and how horrible customers are so well, that it is one of my all time favorites. The movie is just so damn funny and entertaining overall.

How I would rank them :

1) Clerks
2) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
3) Dogma
4) Mallrats
5) Chasing Amy - Only one I did not like. I HATED THIS MOVIE!!

[truemeathead]

I loved Amy it was funny as all hell, Bankie is hilarious.

[Chlarkfan]

God I love Jay and Silent Bob I can't wait for the next movie.

[F-Stop Blues]

ryan, you hated chasing amy??? why?? You didnt love jason lee in that movie??

"Whats a nubian?" classic.

[truemeathead]

I love the Lethal Weapon style scene were they compare scars from various oral activities that was hilarious

"as dumb as you usally come off in this little diatrab...."

She was like "no he's right"

[F-Stop Blues]

you know that scene is originally from jaws.

[truemeathead]

Really? You learn something new everyday:D

Oh wait aren't they on the boat and that dude with a beard and a yellow raincoat when they do that?

[jpfort1957]

I dig all the Kevin Smith movies. I even bought "Chasing Amy". I'm ready for a new Smith release.

[Tabularasa]

Apparently he's working on a action/buddy cop movie with Bruce Willis and Tracey Morgan. Btw, I think my favorite was Clerks 2.

[Kal26]

Mallrats was the first kevin Smith film I ever saw, and remains my favorite to this day. So many good times were had while watching, or talking about that movie with my friends.

[Queenrocks77]

Jay and Bob but Mallrats is a close second!!!