Snark champion: Special Agent Fox Mulder vs. Chloe Sullivan

[President_Luthor]

Let's get ready to R-UUMMMM-BLE !

Who's snarkier:

'Sky-is-falling' Special Agent Fox Mulder, or

'Wall-of-Weird-worshipping' Torch reporter Chloe Sullivan.


"Mulder: I could out-snark Chloe with one hand tied behind my back, on one foot, with duct tape on my mouth and blindfolded. Park your rear on the benches, toots, cuz, you're not up to the majors, sister.

Chloe: And you call yourself witty? If it wasn't for Scully playing the straight gal to your comedy routine, you'd only have half the snark in you! What else have you got working for you, Foxy with no Moxy? I think you were in 'Zoolander' last, weren't you?

Mulder: Ouch, talk about gunning for the family jewels! At least you can comfort yourself by claiming the mantle of Lois Lane ... oh wait, somebody else beat you to that.

Chloe: Arggh! You burned me!

Mulder: You opened the door, cupcake. I just walked through."

So who's snarkier: Mulder or Chloe?

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This might refresh your memory as to how snarky Mulder could be:

http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12488&highlight=meteor+rockmen

[Maniac in the Porsche]

I voted for Chloe, and then I read your piece.

I still say Chloe, cause she's the "Queen of the Snark."

I still love Mulder, The Truth is out there!

But you should have added another person to the poll and that is: President_Luthor.

That fan fic is so snarky! :)

[Maniac in the Porsche]

Can't believe that more people aren't more interested in the Mulder/Chloe connection?

Check out the commentary for the Pilot. The Director, David Nutter said, "How Al and Miles were able to create this running story in respect to Allison being the, in a sense, investigative Mulder character, in some respects wanting to always, trying to find the truth."

:) Even the folks doing the show know Chloe and her Wall of Weird is a nod to Mulder and his X-Files-esqueness!

[Imzadi]

Mulder!!! I really liked his humor. Does somebody remember the episode with that midget?
Midget: "You know, some woman actually like short man."
Mulder: "Some man too ...."

[Maniac in the Porsche]

Originally posted by Imzadi
Does somebody remember the episode with that midget?
Midget: "You know, some woman actually like short man."
Mulder: "Some man too ...."

season 2 epi 20 "Humbug"

[Imzadi]

Yeah, i knw. One of my favorite episodes.

[Maniac in the Porsche]

Originally posted by Imzadi
Yeah, i knw. One of my favorite episodes.

It's hard to narrow down a fav. epi. when it comes to X-Files

But in keeping with the snarky theme, I'd have to say "Bad Blood" (the vamp epi where you see it from Scully's and Mulder's points-of-view).

Very snarky...

"He did not have buck teeth, Mulder!"

[Imzadi]

That episode was very funny. Mulder singing the Shaft-Theme song. Great.

[angelfire east]

Chloe!!!!

[M.D.]

sorry, Veronica Mars now rules the snark.

[domjji]

Mulder he is the man if he can't do it no one can.

[Lexgirl33]

Originally posted by Maniac in the Porsche
It's hard to narrow down a fav. epi. when it comes to X-Files

But in keeping with the snarky theme, I'd have to say "Bad Blood" (the vamp epi where you see it from Scully's and Mulder's points-of-view).

Very snarky...

"He did not have buck teeth, Mulder!"

Ah that truely was a great episode! :lol: :lol:

I definatly think Mulder knows his stuff way more than Chole. Where does Chole's passion of reporting come from? Mulder's passion comes from his sisters "abduction" back when he was young. So IMO Mulder wins this one!

[yellowqueen22]

Originally posted by M.D.
sorry, Veronica Mars now rules the snark.

Agreed. Mulder rules for humor. Chloe rules for excitement over the weird. Veronic wins for snarky banter.

[FlashInSV]

sorry, Veronica Mars now rules the snark.

ITA. Veronica is the chosen ONE! :lol:

[Smallville Vamp]

Wow, I think this just took first place for the oldest poll I've ever voted on here. My vote went to Spooky!!! :D

[Vindellavon]

Damn, it's a tie!

[targis]

Chloe FTW

[Ella]

No contest! Spooky Mulder!

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Spooky FTW !! :D