ReignoftheSupermen
05-10-2011, 12:07 PM
Despite being a billionaire with access to the best personal security money can buy, Lex Luthor's security guards have failed him time and time again. Consider the following...
-In Season 1's Kinetic, three former football jocks used meteor rock tattoos to walk through walls into the Luthor vault. On their way out they punched Clark Kent to the floor, and pushed Chloe Sullivan out of a fourth story window.
-In Season 1's Nicodemus, Pete Ross nearly killed Lex while under the influence of the Nicodemus flower.
-In Season 2's Suspect, Sheriff Ethan Miller enters the mansion library and shoots Lionel Luthor twice in the chest.
-In Season 2's Heat, Desiree Atkins uses pheromones to convince Jonathan Kent to attack Lex with a rifle in the mansion.
-In Season 3's Shattered, Lex hallucinated an assassin came out to kill him.
-In Season 4's Onyx, the evil Alexander knocked Lex unconscious and imprisoned him in the wine cellar.
-In Season 4's Run, Bart Allen used his super-speed to steal a Russian manuscript from Lex's mansion.
-In Season 4's Commencement, Clark Kent breaks into one of Lex's vaults to take the water stone.
-In Season 5's Arrival, Lana lured the Disciples of Zod to Lex's vault filled with meteor rocks. When her ploy failed, they knocked her across the room.
-In Season 5's Lockdown, Lex is attacked by two police officers, who draw their guns and kill his assistant. Lex manages to get to his panic room in time. Later, Sheriff Nancy Adams is killed in the mansion by one of the police officers.
-In Season 6's Static, Bronson set off the mansion's alarm system and then used metahuman powers to shift Lex into another dimensional frequency.
-In Season 6's Crimson, Kal and Lois Lane crashed Lex's engagement party without security paying them any mind.
-In Season 7's Lara, Kara Kent broke into the mansion in search of her blue crystal. Agent Carter also entered the mansion to capture Kara.
-In Season 7's Siren, both the Green Arrow and Clark entered the mansion undetected during a battle between Lex and the Black Canary.
-In Season 7's Descent, Clark broke into the mansion to look for the locket key.
Not to mention the several examples of Lex's security failing outside the mansion, like Meechum's failed attempt to follow Paul Hayden in Precipice. Max Kasich in Zero. And Darius in Shattered. So clearly Lex isn't getting his money's worth out of his security staff. We're looking for things MORE effective than Lex's security. Like for instance....
-A litter of new-born kittens isn't a very effective form of security, but they're MORE effective than Lex's security staff.
-A classroom full of kindergarteners isn't a very effective form of security, but they're MORE effective than Lex's security staff.
-An aquarium full of goldfish isn't very effective against home invasion, but they're MORE effective than Lex's security.
And so on. Have fun! :D
-In Season 1's Kinetic, three former football jocks used meteor rock tattoos to walk through walls into the Luthor vault. On their way out they punched Clark Kent to the floor, and pushed Chloe Sullivan out of a fourth story window.
-In Season 1's Nicodemus, Pete Ross nearly killed Lex while under the influence of the Nicodemus flower.
-In Season 2's Suspect, Sheriff Ethan Miller enters the mansion library and shoots Lionel Luthor twice in the chest.
-In Season 2's Heat, Desiree Atkins uses pheromones to convince Jonathan Kent to attack Lex with a rifle in the mansion.
-In Season 3's Shattered, Lex hallucinated an assassin came out to kill him.
-In Season 4's Onyx, the evil Alexander knocked Lex unconscious and imprisoned him in the wine cellar.
-In Season 4's Run, Bart Allen used his super-speed to steal a Russian manuscript from Lex's mansion.
-In Season 4's Commencement, Clark Kent breaks into one of Lex's vaults to take the water stone.
-In Season 5's Arrival, Lana lured the Disciples of Zod to Lex's vault filled with meteor rocks. When her ploy failed, they knocked her across the room.
-In Season 5's Lockdown, Lex is attacked by two police officers, who draw their guns and kill his assistant. Lex manages to get to his panic room in time. Later, Sheriff Nancy Adams is killed in the mansion by one of the police officers.
-In Season 6's Static, Bronson set off the mansion's alarm system and then used metahuman powers to shift Lex into another dimensional frequency.
-In Season 6's Crimson, Kal and Lois Lane crashed Lex's engagement party without security paying them any mind.
-In Season 7's Lara, Kara Kent broke into the mansion in search of her blue crystal. Agent Carter also entered the mansion to capture Kara.
-In Season 7's Siren, both the Green Arrow and Clark entered the mansion undetected during a battle between Lex and the Black Canary.
-In Season 7's Descent, Clark broke into the mansion to look for the locket key.
Not to mention the several examples of Lex's security failing outside the mansion, like Meechum's failed attempt to follow Paul Hayden in Precipice. Max Kasich in Zero. And Darius in Shattered. So clearly Lex isn't getting his money's worth out of his security staff. We're looking for things MORE effective than Lex's security. Like for instance....
-A litter of new-born kittens isn't a very effective form of security, but they're MORE effective than Lex's security staff.
-A classroom full of kindergarteners isn't a very effective form of security, but they're MORE effective than Lex's security staff.
-An aquarium full of goldfish isn't very effective against home invasion, but they're MORE effective than Lex's security.
And so on. Have fun! :D