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bluehybrid69
05-22-2004, 08:43 AM
This is the battle among battles.

- Lana Lang, first to claim young Clark's heart.
- Chloe Sullivan, friend ; bearer of secret affection for Clark.
- Lois Lane, future Ms. Superman.
- Alicia, stalker, and FoTW.

If the girls were go all out on each other, who would come out on top - not litterally. Just wanted to get some feedback on your thoughts on a fight between them. After a couple days, I will post who I would think would win. ROCK THE VOTE!!!!!

Angel2
05-22-2004, 11:10 AM
Chloe's a fighter :)

Lana'sboytoy
05-23-2004, 06:34 PM
I think Lana would win with all that karate.

chunkymonkey
05-25-2004, 10:10 PM
did you see how Chloe knocked Lana down all of the steps in delete? Chloe would definitly win.

Misssupergirl89
05-30-2004, 04:24 PM
It might be a draw between Lois and Alicia. Lana would probaly get a few good hits in 2. I cant really see Chole close 2 winning. Im voting 4 Lois, only b-cuz i kno that she would give out the TKO punch!

Clark&Chloeshipper
06-02-2004, 12:19 AM
Chloe would lay the smack down on all of them.

Crossbow
06-02-2004, 11:08 AM
Chloe - she's smart enough to win without fighting.

tmkfan
06-02-2004, 02:49 PM
Lana, all that karate.. or Lois

Misssupergirl89
06-02-2004, 02:53 PM
Chloe seems a little weak in the fighting department. Lana did the karate and took those boxing lessions. Lois just seems like she could pack, big time.

cra Z 4 Lex
06-05-2004, 02:36 PM
Alicia, the rest always have to be saved.

Arista 07
06-08-2004, 01:05 AM
I'm thinking the Lana Fu would come into play here. Lana all the way.

Decile
06-15-2004, 12:21 AM
Remember...took two people to take down Lana and one of them was a guy, and they barely won.

Misssupergirl89
06-15-2004, 05:43 AM
But Lana was kind on in a hypnotic stance. I just wonder how she would fight without that.

SuperSlayer
06-20-2004, 03:05 AM
I voted for Lois. I mean as unbelievable as it was, look at how much "ass-kicking" Lana did with just one fighting lesson, imagine what Lois can do with all the actual substancial defense training she has.

Misssupergirl89
06-29-2004, 10:01 PM
Lois is probaly the toughest up there.

svmoney
07-20-2004, 01:23 AM
I voted for Alicia, she might not be the toughest. But she is the only one with powers, so in the end I think she'd win.

CHaser
07-20-2004, 11:21 AM
draw between Chloe and Lois.

Misssupergirl89
07-20-2004, 12:26 PM
I think that Lana would fall out first then Alicia. I think Lois would end up winning, but it would be close between Lois and Chloe. Actually I think all of them would last for a long time.

ColumbiaBlue412
07-20-2004, 06:15 PM
Chloe. She knocked Lana down aaaallll those stairs and she got in quite a few great punches. Lana had to go after Chloe with an axe. And I'm totally not counting the Lana-fu because it's totally unrealistic and really, really stupid because she's only used it, what? Twice and the rest she's had to be rescued.

Anyhoo, Alecia would probably go down first, although, can't she teleport? She could just dodge everyone. So either Alecia or Lana would go down forst.

Then, I dunno. It's hard to decide between Chloe and Lois. Chloe seems tough and she puts up quite a fight but Lois has always been the girl who fends for herself.

I voted for Chloe though just cause Lois hasn't appeared on Smallville yet.

Misssupergirl89
07-20-2004, 09:43 PM
It would probaly be really close between Chloe and Lois. I go with Lois. I remember that Chloe tried to dodge a lot, and that is all fine and dandy in some cases.

Timester
08-04-2004, 01:24 PM
Lois is a black belt, trained in military bases. So, Lois.

shansgrl
08-04-2004, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by cra Z 4 Lex
Alicia, the rest always have to be saved.


LOL!! That's funny!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I voted for my girl Chloe. I think Lois would be a close second!!

LovelyLoisLane
01-10-2005, 08:10 PM
ly little lo-ey would beat em all like red headed stepchildren. Did you see how she beat that paratroppers @$$?!

If Alicia cheated and used her powers she might be able to get in a cheap shot and win, but otherwise, Lois would win.

devotedcloisfan04
01-10-2005, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Misssupergirl89
Lois is probaly the toughest up there.
I agree and Lois all the way! ;)

sstray72
01-10-2005, 09:54 PM
lois has already beaten much ass in the span of like 4 eps. as much as i like chloe, lois has beaten her ass too in devoted. i vote lois.

yllektra
01-10-2005, 10:40 PM
Either Lana with all that kung-fu or Loiis cos she seems to have a ...strong built?

Andie
01-11-2005, 07:19 AM
Lois! her daddy is in the military nuff said.
Although Lana could just bore them all to death with a speech.

devotedcloisfan04
01-11-2005, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by sstray72
lois has already beaten much ass in the span of like 4 eps. as much as i like chloe, lois has beaten her ass too in devoted. i vote lois.
Yep, Lois sure had kick some major butt in just 4 episodes, imagine how many more she'll kick for the rest of her episodes :lol:...now I can't wait for her episode to come already. :p ;) :D

Amelda
01-11-2005, 07:46 AM
Lois would win hands down!

Let's remember that the one time Clark rescued her, she rescued him right back!

I would right Alicia off as the first to go down though...stalker obsession and teleportation abilties mean she's not exactly going to lie down and let the others fight it out amongst themselves!

devotedcloisfan04
01-11-2005, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by Amelda
Lois would win hands down!

Let's remember that the one time Clark rescued her, she rescued him right back!

I would right Alicia off as the first to go down though...stalker obsession and teleportation abilties mean she's not exactly going to lie down and let the others fight it out amongst themselves!
Lol, I agree about Alicia...she has nothing on Lois 'cause at least Lois don't use super powers and she still kicks major butts. :p ;) :D

yllektra
01-11-2005, 11:03 AM
I think Lana has saved Clark one time in an eppie where there was this guy having Clark contained by kryptonite or something and he grabbed Lana but she knocked him out sorta...:)

Daddylion
01-12-2005, 06:16 AM
I'd say Alicia, she's got the teleportation powers and she's more evil than the rest which makes her more likely to play dirty and she's psychotic so she might be able to come up with sick and twisted fighting methods to win. Though she might tie with Lois, she seems pretty tough.

Clanaholic
01-12-2005, 08:04 AM
Lois seems pretty tough. She sure loved kicking that one lady in 'Facade'. LOL. I think it would be between Lois and Lana because Lana got some training from Lex too.

Ms.Lane
01-12-2005, 10:12 AM
I think it would be a tough fight between Lois and Alicia. I went with Lois though--she's meant to be the tough one and she has been.

weakness4_rosenbaum
01-17-2005, 04:55 PM
Lois would win, hands down. I mean, Lana has the blinding pink and Alicia is a bit psycho. That works for both of them. But Lois would kick their arses and she would leave Chloe alone because she's family.

angelfire east
01-17-2005, 06:31 PM
Lois would win. She's had the most training and can handle herself and I don't think she afarid to play a little dirty if she had too. I bet she could go just as dirty as Alicia could.

Now in second I'd have to go with a tie between Chloe and Alicia. Chloe can handle herself in Deleted if that ax hadn't come a long. Alice could telaport around, but would get tired and I don't think she is much of a figther with out her powers. But I do think she's lay very drity in a fight

Now Lana would come in last because I think she is the weakest. Yes she has had a bit of training but she'd be always looking for Clark to come in and save her. The reason she did so well ( it took two people to bring her down) in Delete is I don't think she cared about any pain she felt and had no emostions getting in her way, and well she had a ax, too.

And I'm taking by fight you mean with your body not ax/guns/blads(sp).

krpto
01-28-2005, 12:21 AM
who cares who wins i just wanna see it.

iluvtom13
01-28-2005, 09:42 PM
im having a hard time deciding lana or lois.. but chloey would put up a good fight

SailorV
01-29-2005, 05:32 PM
Definitely Alicia. She can teleport! That would make it really easy to win. You know, just keep teleporting behind people and hitting them in the head.. No contest. I say Alicia.

RedKalEL
01-30-2005, 03:33 PM
if lois could handle beating MILITARY TROOPS!!!! (with then having guns by the way) and not to mention was rasied in a miliatary base I think she could handle the pink princess, the repoter who can't fight for her life, and the female nightcrawler

Arista 07
01-30-2005, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by RedKalEL
if lois could handle beating MILITARY TROOPS!!!! (with then having guns by the way) and not to mention was rasied in a miliatary base I think she could handle the pink princess, the repoter who can't fight for her life, and the female nightcrawler
Are you forgetting the pink princess saved her arse in Gone?

RedKalEL
01-30-2005, 07:44 PM
damn that's true but i think lois was a little preoccupied at hte moment . But I htink any girl on smallville who saves clark is the toughest and lois has done that twice already

Andie
01-30-2005, 08:06 PM
Lois returned the favor in Facade.

Bluemagic@earthlink
01-30-2005, 09:35 PM
Guys! Hello! Lois all the way!

tdonadio
02-03-2005, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by bluehybrid69
This is the battle among battles.

- Lana Lang, first to claim young Clark's heart.
- Chloe Sullivan, friend ; bearer of secret affection for Clark.
- Lois Lane, future Ms. Superman.
- Alicia, stalker, and FoTW.

If the girls were go all out on each other, who would come out on top - not litterally. Just wanted to get some feedback on your thoughts on a fight between them. After a couple days, I will post who I would think would win. ROCK THE VOTE!!!!!

Um... are we forgetting that one of our contestants actually has a superpower?

Alicia would kick their butts. All she'd have to do is grab her opponent, teleport them both about 50 feet in the air, let go, teleport herself to the ground, and then watch them go splat. If Alicia couldn't use her power, Lois would win hands down.

LunaMoon
02-06-2005, 05:47 PM
Lois all the way! She's an army brat.

~*Lois & Clark Fan*~
02-07-2005, 07:10 PM
Lois most definitely, she can fight dirty when necessary. Yeah Alicia can teleport, but as smart as Lois is, she'd find a way to get around that ;)

Jellie
02-07-2005, 07:15 PM
its tough i mean chloe would get knocked out with a powerflick, lana would probably end up in hospital with major injurys but survive (yawn), so then it would come down to alicia vs lois, although i want to give the edge to lois cus i think the sun shines outta her, but i think alicia would win i mean how can u fight against that teleporting ability im sure lois might find a way but i think alicia would win in the end

my3cats
02-09-2005, 06:01 AM
If I had to take bets Lois, but more likely a draw.

Lois is clearly the toughest,bravest,smartest and has training.
Chloe could research into her oponents weaknesses.
Alicia wouldn't get hurt she could teleport out of the way when anyone came after her.
Lana could just keep whining and blathering until everybody dies of boredom.

blue freak
02-09-2005, 08:31 AM
gaaah, i want to change my vote!! i THINK i clicked on alicia instead of lois..

smallvilledr
02-09-2005, 12:44 PM
i can see that all four girls are strong and worthy adversaries of each, except Alicia who can and quite apty to, pop out of the tight situation and be very hard to pin down, unless someone was carrying lead paint with them, and lets face it on a typical fight lead paint isnt really on the weapon list, but lana would fall first, it would be a tough one to call between lois and chloe, but if alicia slips up then chloe would fall before lois, but i think it fair to say alicia could win easily she could teleport and get weapons at a drop of a hat.

x0SVfAnx0
02-26-2005, 11:20 AM
Lana would probably turn into Isabel n kick every ones butt but Lois would beat the Cr*p out of Chloe and Alicia

Jedi_Lana07
02-27-2005, 01:24 PM
Lana and Chloe, I would prefer as friends not as enemies. In almost every scene they're in together, they seem happy and polite. But if I had to choose, I'd say Lana.

~*Lois & Clark Fan*~
03-05-2005, 10:56 AM
Alicia without her ability? She's nothing, so I'm going with Lois who doesn't need to be possessed or have a special "ability" to be a butt kicker ;)

Daddylion
03-07-2005, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by tdonadio
Um... are we forgetting that one of our contestants actually has a superpower?

Alicia would kick their butts. All she'd have to do is grab her opponent, teleport them both about 50 feet in the air, let go, teleport herself to the ground, and then watch them go splat.

:rotfl:

Yep, that's exactly what I suspect would happen in a fight between them with Alicia. But then Lana can turn into Isobel and take away her powers with her majic. Or Lana could curse all of them and turn them all into frogs and the frogs will go to Clark and try to communicate who they are and tell him to go fight Isobel for them. But then how could Clark understand what frogs are saying? Maybe they could stratigically jum0p around to form words on paper with dirt.

Then Clark can go fight Isobel, she takes away his powers too, then turns him into her man b**** but then Alicia, despite being a frog still has her powers, teleports herself and chloe and Lois onto Isobel's face then teleport all of them onto the bottom of the pacific ocean then teleport back. But then Isobel uses her powers to bring herself out of the ocean and transform Chloe nd Lois into Madolin and what's her name?

Anyway, this can pretty much go on forever, and unfortunately Lois and Chloe doesn't have any super powers so they might lose to Isobel!Lana and teleporting Alicia.

If these two don't have their abilities though, Lois would definately win.

my3cats
03-07-2005, 11:49 AM
Well, that version would be fun to watch. :lol:
I'm getting mental picture of Clark trying to read frog-writting. "I think they are trying to tell us something..." like the dog in the old Lassie show.

:rotfl:

LovelyLoisLane
03-07-2005, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Daddylion
Lana can turn into Isobel and take away her powers with her majic. Or Lana could curse all of them and turn them all into frogs and the frogs will go to Clark and try to communicate who they are and tell him to go fight Isobel for them. But then how could Clark understand what frogs are saying? Maybe they could stratigically jum0p around to form words on paper with dirt.

Then Clark can go fight Isobel, she takes away his powers too, then turns him into her man b**** but then Alicia, despite being a frog still has her powers, teleports herself and chloe and Lois onto Isobel's face then teleport all of them onto the bottom of the pacific ocean then teleport back. But then Isobel uses her powers to bring herself out of the ocean and transform Chloe and Lois into Maddeline and Brianna.


HAHAHAHA :lol: OMG :rotfl: That was GREAT!:D :p

Kal_El_02
03-10-2005, 06:39 PM
They should retitle this topic to "What Clark Kent thinks about in the shower."

laughingjellybean
10-14-2006, 12:42 AM
yeah, Lois is probably a tuffie, but I bet she would be like, wait, this is my cousin who is in love w/ Clark so I'll help her! and then she would help stick some judo on lana and alicia.

lol

Nightingale20
10-14-2006, 02:18 PM
Without powers, I think Lois hands down. Lana has some training and handles her self, but Lois has her military training. In Exposed, she really kicked a**. Don't think Alicia would put up much a fight without her powers. As for Chloe, I just never saw her as tough physically.

Sacred 1.0
10-14-2006, 02:58 PM
Alicia would school all of em.. with her abilities they wouldn’t have a chance, but even without them she’d kick @$$... sure she didn’t have a chance to display her moves on the show, but let me tell you this… DOA

Daddylion
10-14-2006, 10:28 PM
hehehe well if she was also secretly Helena :p

Bookwrm17
10-15-2006, 12:03 PM
Lois totally kicks @$$. She would win for sure.

pinktuxedo
10-16-2006, 02:26 PM
Chloe, Lois, and Lana would slap some lead paint on Alicia and kick her arse as a trio. Then Lois would threaten to go military on Lana if she doesn't leave Clark and Chloe alone.

Lightning Flash
10-17-2006, 06:56 AM
Lois would dominate... first, Chloe and Lana would knock out Alicia, then Chloe would slap the crap out of Lana... then Lois just comes in and karate kicks Chloe to the ground.

Chloe fan1988
10-17-2006, 10:57 AM
What's Alicia going to do, *poof* dissappear? It's ridiculous whenever I see Lana doing karate moves, it's very unbelievable. Chloe and Lois would land on top, with Lois probably having the edge. But I still voted Chloe!

thehenry89
10-17-2006, 02:33 PM
lois would knock everyone on that poll on their a$$

neildingley
10-17-2006, 05:22 PM
Yeah Lois would win just to make sure she get the last word in, even Clark rarely wins a fight against Lois.

Naman is 1#
10-17-2006, 05:30 PM
1.) Lois - Learned how to fight on a military base while living with her dad, she's got a tall physical look. She would wax the floor with any of those other ladies on SV and the only one that would be a challange would Lana's, Lana-Fu but that would'nt even be enough.

Lois all the way!

2.) Lana - She's tougher than she looks and most of the time can physically defend herself.

3.) Chloe - At times when she has to can get physical, not very tough but no wimp either just kind of average when it comes to fighting.

4.) I don't think she can fight at all. Spent to most of time vanishing and in my opinion is a wimp.

Wingz Of Steel
10-17-2006, 06:49 PM
Are you kidding me? Alicia is a meteor freak...she'd kill all those chicks post-haste...There's a reason people were scared of her a$$...All she has to do is touch you and she could take a piece of your body with her...better yet transport you to the middle of an ocean then leave you there...It's not even close...

Meteorfreaks > mere humans

Zungas
10-17-2006, 08:36 PM
I'd pay to see them in a catfight:)

Daddylion
10-18-2006, 09:44 PM
As someone said before. The winners are the men watching them.

lilkoolmaria
10-18-2006, 09:46 PM
Lois, the others wouldn't stand a chance. She's like 6 inches taller than all of them.

Clark Kent 86
10-19-2006, 12:54 PM
I'd say Alicia because she could just teleport them all in front of a speeding truck or over a cliff then teleport to safety.

Clark Kent777
10-19-2006, 06:30 PM
I've never really understood these "Which girl would win in a fist fight" things, but Lois.

lana&Clark4ever
10-19-2006, 11:29 PM
that's not fair...lois is manly

HowardFilms
10-20-2006, 10:44 AM
Chloe has a taser...

MetroGirl06
10-22-2006, 04:00 PM
The fight would probably go something like this:
Lois is trying to stomp on all 3 of them while lana, chloe and alicia keep running under her legs screaming "No Lois! Have mercy!" Then Chloe, with her brilliantness, fashions a plane out of straws and chewing gum. She will then proceed in flying around Lois's head throwing acorns at her. Lois climbs up the Daily planet building and smacks that daddy out of the sky! Then Lois will flick Lana into the ocean, and squishes Alicia (even though it takes a while) with the bottom of her heel! Lois will celebrate by stealing every ding-dong in the city, and taking showers!

black-onyx
10-22-2006, 04:05 PM
Lois, probably. I think Chloe can handle herself, too, though.

manofsteele05
10-22-2006, 08:00 PM
If were talking about whos the TUFFEST then its easy that it would come down to LOIS and LANA but the title is win a Catfight... Im thinking CHLOE would outsmart all of them either to let them fight first, place possum and wait it all out to be the end victor.....

Sacred 1.0
10-23-2006, 02:33 PM
*Reads comments about any one other than Alicia being dominant and laughs until stomach hurts*

So people are saying that Alicia needs to be double or even tripled teamed in order to be taken out… well I suppose that’s the only slightly REAL chance the others have at winning.

Okay granted lois could probably handle herself better than lana or chloe, we don’t really know how kick @$$ Alicia is, but she is really fit and active, so I’m pretty sure she could do some mega damage.. why wouldn’t she be able to.

As I recall lois was on the receiving end of a beat down on a couple of occasions, and I don’t think she counts, what with that sex change operation and all…

Lana is such a whimp, come on people she is the eternal damsel in distress.

Chloe’s main weapons are her brain.. and uh.. uh.. .. um I guess that’s it.

There’s no way Alicia would fall for that lead paint trick again.
So it’s gonna go like this, no matter how tight a moves the rest could bust, they’d be lucky to touch Alicia. she would beat all kinds of shades of cr@p out of her ‘opponents’ and basically give them their @$$e$ handed back to them. This is the truth and there is no denying it.

MetroGirl06
10-23-2006, 03:42 PM
Oh sure, Alicia is such a great fighter, she let herself be strung up without using her powers. If she were human, Lois w/out a doubt will win. And the sex change operation thing was totally uncalled for!

Deana
10-24-2006, 12:59 AM
Lois
Alicia
Lana

How is Chloe getting votes? How is she ahead of Lana who we've seen use her kick butt skills.

rae19780625
10-26-2006, 09:35 AM
Sacred, you say everything so well that I can't even add to it... I'd just sound as if I was repeating all you'd said :lol: OMG, that was funny about what's her face... sorry, getting back on point...

Alicia could take care of herself... and with her power, that does come in handy... I think only Lois could handle herself... I wouldn't consider Lana or Chloe being able to kick butt... because it doesn't count when Isobel takes over because that's not even Lana (btw, I have no idea if Lana still has that "problem" since I quit watching Smallville)...

Pedroff
10-26-2006, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Deana
Lois
Alicia
Lana

How is Chloe getting votes? How is she ahead of Lana who we've seen use her kick butt skills.

Ah yeah, I wouldn't exactly rely on these polls, they're not exactly temper proof. :cool:

Sacred 1.0
10-29-2006, 02:29 PM
Rae how’d you know about this thread ?? anyways glad you could come :);)


Originally posted by MetroGirl06
Oh sure, Alicia is such a great fighter, she let herself be strung up without using her powers.
That is a very excellent point, it made absolutely no sense at all when that happened..

Originally posted by MetroGirl06
And the sex change operation thing was totally uncalled for!


Really, is that so.. http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/652/evillaugh301szp3.gif

Balauru
10-30-2006, 02:44 PM
omfg...alicia would kick ass!

rae19780625
10-30-2006, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Balauru
omfg...alicia would kick ass! I like you :D Well put... ;)

Sacred, I'm your shadow :D Where you are, I am :o Is that scary? *shrugs* It's what happens when anyone befriends me...

Yes, I haven't changed my mind... Alicia would so take them chicas down... (Happy Birthday Sarah a.k.a. Alicia Baker)...

Sacred 1.0
11-03-2006, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Balauru
omfg...alicia would kick ass!



I like you too :D you’re smart


Actually Rae, is quite flattering :D:o

panther261
11-05-2006, 11:40 AM
i agree, lois is probably the toughest up there. and she has a dad in the service, im sure he taught her something

rae19780625
11-07-2006, 10:45 AM
Sacred, I know you know where all the great threads that really matter are :lol: It's easier to just see where you posted than for me to try and dig around for them... though now I realize I could have just subscribed to the threads :rotfl: This is more fun... :p

Alicia is tough! Come on, man, she took a bullet for the man she loves... hmmm... I don't know if the other women would be so brave... or so in love like that... :o

Sacred 1.0
11-07-2006, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by panther261
i agree, lois is probably the toughest up there. and she has a dad in the service, im sure he taught her something
yeah he did, how to drink like a sailor. she’s way to masculine, in fact she could easily be the most masculine character on the show, still she’s gonna get a schooling.

Originally posted by rae19780625
Alicia is tough! Come on, man, she took a bullet for the man she loves... hmmm... I don't know if the other women would be so brave... or so in love like that... :o
That’s true, if it were lana she’d probably go hide in a corner somewhere, if it where chloe she’d be looking for some green K that she could throw away coz that’s what she’s good at, if it were lois she’d probably go out on a date with the guy or maybe she could find a pole to dance on.
Alicia put her life at stake for the man she loves, not a lot of people are capable of doing that. so Alicia also posses a great inner strength.

Krypton935
12-05-2006, 11:25 AM
Chloe kicks @$$!!!!

nj003
12-05-2006, 12:00 PM
I don't see how anyone could not pick Alicia after seeing Nightcrawler in X2. For those who didn't see it, I really don't see why anyone would should be able to take down Lois who went toe to toe with some special forces guy in one of her first episodes. What has Lana done? I think I remember her taking out one high school punk when not posessed. And has Chloe ever even fought when not being affected by something.

Kal26
12-06-2006, 06:26 PM
Lois is a military brat, that may not mean much to some, but she's kind of THE military brat. Probably the toughest female or male on the show aside from Clark.

Sacred 1.0
01-14-2007, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by nj003
I don't see how anyone could not pick Alicia after seeing Nightcrawler in X2. For those who didn't see it, I really don't see why anyone would should be able to take down Lois who went toe to toe with some special forces guy in one of her first episodes. What has Lana done? I think I remember her taking out one high school punk when not posessed. And has Chloe ever even fought when not being affected by something.




I think you meant to say “I really don’t see why anyone would not be able to take down lois…”
Other than that little typo you make perfectly good sense, and yeah on both accounts I too fail to see the logic, but then it seems this thread has very little to do with logic.

Another thing, people appear to be under the assumption that the toughness of a person makes any difference when facing Alicia, allow me to enlighten you folks; if you haven’t got to own powers, you aint gonna stand a chance. In actual fact it requires very little force to break a human neck, and all it takes is a blink of an eye.
3 seconds… 3 necks snapped… lios, lana, chloe… and that leaves only the victor, and to the victor the spoils will go.

Chlarkfan_forever
01-14-2007, 05:18 PM
okay, this has been bugging me for quite some time now. what is so good about alicia? she has been on for 2 episodes right?

krypton_gurl85
01-14-2007, 07:38 PM
Lois hands down. she kicks butt majorly. :p

kiariclois
01-15-2007, 02:42 AM
if they all play fair, Lois would win...

Sacred 1.0
01-15-2007, 03:58 AM
I gotta go out right now, but I'll be back later today to respond to you folks.

The_Frag_Man
01-15-2007, 05:16 AM
Alicia. If she was clever she could teleport them up into the air and then teleport to the ground safely while the other person plummets to their death.

Sacred 1.0
01-15-2007, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Chlarkfan forever
what is so good about Alicia?
:rotfl: That’s a good one, you’re pretty funny.. wait, hold on a sec, you’re not seri.. OMG! You are serious :rotfl: that’s even more hilarious. I’ll tell you what, I’m in a generous mood, so I’ll help you out, what so great about Alicia you wanna know. The answer is quite simple: Only everything. There you go, be bugged no longer.
Oh and FYI it was 4 episodes, and in just 3 episodes she achieved something no other had. The o’s are still trying to match it.


Originally posted by kiariclois
if they all play fair, Lois would win...

What is this ? The Olympics…
I assume you mean because Alicia has powers it’s unfair, let me tell you something, Alicia’s powers are a part of her, just as much as lois’ “training” is a part of lois, and if lois used her moves to beat the $h!+ outta chloe and lana, you wouldn’t call that unfair now would you ?
Just because one person is better than everybody else, and can do things they cant, that doesn’t make it unfair, and you know what that is called, it’s called Life, and life aint fair, whatever gave you that idea.


The Fragman Man At least you get it.

lilkoolmaria
01-15-2007, 01:13 PM
I think Lois would definitely win, IMO. She's way taller than any of the others, more fit, and she has some pretty great training since she's an army brat.

Sacred 1.0
01-15-2007, 01:40 PM
Guys you’re thinking in such a narrow sphere, I understand everyone would want to vote for their favorite, but this aint no popularity contest, be honest in a fight, do you really think chloe lois or lana would win.

lilkoolmaria
01-15-2007, 03:05 PM
^^Yeah, I still think Lois would win, IMO. :)

gcbabe94
01-15-2007, 08:40 PM
That's soo easy!! Chloe,Chloe,Chloe. :lol: :lol: :lol:

XxKidMenuxX
01-16-2007, 07:03 PM
Haha this one is a tough decision id say it would be between Lois and Alicia, Chloe is a little fighter but shed be taken out round one no doubt she has no real fighting experience. I hate saying this but Lana would go after Chloe afterall she does know those kick boxing moves but Alicia would then take her out haha remeber what she did to her in season three LMAO good times. However id say Lois overall lifes training in combat even if Alicia does have super meteor powers Lois would kick her a$$

Sacred 1.0
01-17-2007, 02:47 PM
You’re right about the good times, but superior fighting abilities aint no match for Super abilities.
Alicia > lois TKO

l o i s 4 ever
01-27-2007, 09:44 PM
Even though most times all the girls have to be saved from Clark.. Lois is the only one who seems shes perfect all alone. She doesn't need Clark at all times, and is always figuring out ways to defend herself. I think Lois would win, not because she's my favourite character, but one reason why I do like her is because she's strong and I love her sarcasm.

DarthClark
01-27-2007, 09:50 PM
Lois...

I think she could kick any woman/girl(s) ass on Smallville (unless they're immortal) - hell, she done beat guy's ass' before.

Honey45
01-27-2007, 11:36 PM
Lana has some good fighting skills.
Lois is pretty manly.
Alicia is just plain crazy! (Also, you can't beat up someone who can teleport..)
Chloe has the drive.

It's hard to say ....

Lana.

Sacred 1.0
01-29-2007, 04:02 PM
Everybody keeps saying, “lois has training, she’d win easily”
And I keep thinking, what about those fools in Crusade, weren’t they supposed to have training, weren’t they supposed to be ACTUAL soldiers, and yet they got beat by lois, and that’s when I remember, oh yeah.. Smallville is fiction, now if it had some realism, that $hit wouldn’t have gone down like that.
it’s nothing more the TIIC playing up their girl lois, they used to do it all the time with lana, but now they’re doing it with lois.

HeddyH, What are you stuck in a time warp or something, Alicia was no longer crazy okay,
And as for lana, she had like what one lesson, then all of a sudden she’s a karate master… like I said it’s all fiction and what fiction it is.

Fernandaflima
10-15-2007, 10:30 AM
Alicia and Chloe

Pesk
10-15-2007, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Sacred 1.0
Everybody keeps saying, “lois has training, she’d win easily”
And I keep thinking, what about those fools in Crusade, weren’t they supposed to have training, weren’t they supposed to be ACTUAL soldiers, and yet they got beat by lois, and that’s when I remember, oh yeah.. Smallville is fiction, now if it had some realism, that $hit wouldn’t have gone down like that.


Lois beat those soldiers because they were hired by her dad to scare her away from the safe house, they were presumably told not to fight back, if they wanted to kill her they would have just shot her.

^That situation aside, I still beleive lois would win any catfight. Seriously, stop viewing this as a 'who is your favourite character' poll. Its a 'who is the strongest' poll and lois would win. There is zero doubt about that.

krpto
10-15-2007, 04:48 PM
Personally I think we need a new catfight thread with kara in it though I am sure some would say it isn't fare since kara has superpowers but then again alicia in in this poll and she can tellaport.

gategod
10-17-2007, 06:56 PM
that's because Alicia is more important then Kara >.>

lilkoolmaria
10-17-2007, 07:31 PM
^^ :confused: How's that? Alicia was in, what, 3 episodes? I don't think that qualifies as her being more "important", since Kara will have way more episodes than that. Just saying.

And Lois would win, no doubt about it.

gategod
10-17-2007, 08:22 PM
Kara is less important because im my opinion the 3 episodes with Alicia and the parts focusing on Alicia will and have been 10 times better then those scenes on Kara , maybe she'll be more important to some of you but not to me

krpto
10-17-2007, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by gategod
Kara is less important because im my opinion the 3 episodes with Alicia and the parts focusing on Alicia will and have been 10 times better then those scenes on Kara , maybe she'll be more important to some of you but not to me

Somebody is carrying a tourch for sara carter

gategod
10-20-2007, 11:47 AM
obviously what a crazy person <.< ^_^

geoff2005
10-30-2007, 05:18 AM
lois but if alicia has a weapon. she can just teleport behind lois and bam game over.

Sacred 1.0
10-30-2007, 12:57 PM
Just one of many ways.

Demne
10-30-2007, 01:15 PM
Alicia would win hands down against any of em. Teleport with crowbar, game over.

Sacred 1.0
10-30-2007, 01:45 PM
I know this poll is such a farce

gategod
10-30-2007, 01:48 PM
Yes! Alicia wins everything and anything! :lol:
I can't believe she's third :(

Sacred 1.0
10-30-2007, 02:04 PM
wow you guys dont waste anytime, where have you been all my tenure :)

gategod
10-30-2007, 02:05 PM
:lol: if only i could vote again and again!!!!! we would win!! :D I mean Alicia would win ;)

kryptonaidxh
10-30-2007, 02:06 PM
:D Lois of course, she´s a trained army girl.

Lana is a stupid
Chloe hasn´t fight experience
Alicia is death:lol:

So Lois is the winner:D

Demne
10-30-2007, 02:10 PM
Lois gets in more trouble than Lana and Chloe combined. Lois would be dead countless times if not for Clark always saving her booty:P


Originally posted by gategod
:lol: if only i could vote again and again!!!!! we would win!! :D I mean Alicia would win ;)

It is alright, we are winning the sexiest girl on the show thread lol! And she was only in 3 episodes.

Sacred 1.0
10-30-2007, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Pesk

^That situation aside, I still beleive lois would win any catfight. Seriously, stop viewing this as a 'who is your favourite character' poll. Its a 'who is the strongest' poll and lois would win. There is zero doubt about that.

Just picked this up, and natrually couldn't let it slide.

first of all how dare you insinuate that just because Alicia is my favourite character that's why I'm voting for her, Sacred keeps it real son.

secondly this poll isn't about who is the strongest, it's about who would win in a cat fight, and as manly as lois is :p unless she's the hulk or something she gonna get her @ss handed to her, physical strength is no match for super powers. they way I see it it's more like a 3 kitty's and Lioness fight.

and kryptonaidxh your right in a fight Alicia is death.

Demne
10-30-2007, 02:16 PM
Who would really win! Alicia!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VT-yyaXwRLQ

gategod
10-30-2007, 02:22 PM
:lol: helana isn't alicia >.<

:lol: but she'd still win!!!

Sacred 1.0
10-30-2007, 02:28 PM
Actually since we know so little about Alicia she could be like Helena, hell for all we know Alicia could be a learned black belt or a wu shu master. :cool: at very least we know she could carve someone like a thanksgiving turkey. damnit so close lana.

kryptonaidxh
10-30-2007, 02:31 PM
:) oh sorry who the hell was Alicia:confused: :lol: :rotfl: wasn´t she died already. I think we should let DEATH people rest in peace and look onle the girls that are still ALIVE:D

gategod
10-30-2007, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Sacred 1.0
Actually since we know so little about Alicia she could be like Helena, hell for all we know Alicia could be a learned black belt or a wu shu master. :cool: at very least we know she could carve someone like a thanksgiving turkey. damnit so close lana. If only clark had been a little slower!! :lol:

But then he wouldn't love Alicia anymore :(

Demne
10-30-2007, 02:34 PM
She is so hot, death could not stop her! Her smile would blind God and he would have no choice but to keep her safe on earth with Clark because he can withstand her angelic beauty!

gategod
10-30-2007, 02:36 PM
Sounds like a plan if only the writers were Alicia fans :lol:

Sacred 1.0
10-30-2007, 02:42 PM
:lol: couldn't have said it better.


Originally posted by kryptonaidxh
:) oh sorry who the hell was Alicia:confused: :lol: :rotfl: wasn´t she died already. I think we should let DEATH people rest in peace and look onle the girls that are still ALIVE:D

it's dead people, not death people, and when will people like you realize that death has no bearing in the realm of SV.

Demne
10-30-2007, 02:47 PM
My favorite part of this thread is people put Chloe second lol! That girl is so weak, you could pop her on the knee with your shoe and she would cry like a baby.

Obviously its going to be,

1. Kara
2. Alicia (unless she had kryptonite Alicia would be 1)
3. Lois
4. Lana
5. Pete
6. Martha
7. Chloe

kryptonaidxh
10-30-2007, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Sacred 1.0
:lol: couldn't have said it better.



it's dead people, not death people, and when will people like you realize that death has no bearing in the realm of SV.


:D yeah well, whatever, Alicia is DEAD, and a DEAD woman can´t win, it´s impossible:D
my bets:
1.- Kara
2.- Lois
3.- Chloe:D

Sacred 1.0
10-30-2007, 02:52 PM
Yeah Kara would probably win, unless Alicia had some K handy but Kara isn't in the vote Nyah nyah nyah nyah, and you are so hillariously right about chloe, why is Pete there though :rotfl:

gategod
10-30-2007, 02:53 PM
Sorry but lois will die soon enough, Chloe will become Lois Lane as a pen name and the world will be just /prays, oh and Alicia will return :lol: and starts slashing the evil lana ftw

Sacred 1.0
10-30-2007, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by kryptonaidxh
:D yeah well, whatever, Alicia is DEAD, and a DEAD woman can´t win, it´s impossible:D
my bets:
1.- Kara
2.- Lois
3.- Chloe:D

Impossible Impossible, need I remind you that you are watching a show about a guy who's from another planet and has all these powers and who is one day going to be flying around wearing his drawers on the outside, if there's one thing we can be sure of, when it comes to this show NOTHING is impossible.

kryptonaidxh
10-30-2007, 03:01 PM
:rolleyes: Alicia coming back from dead aja:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: , now you did made me laugh.
Chloe never will be Lois Lane, even if she wanted, there´s only one Lois;: the ED´S Lois, and no one can replace her, like Grant said: someday her name will be the simbol of the Daily Planet, and Chloe has already lost her mojo:lol: :rotfl: :lol: .
Lois rules , that´s it.

Demne
10-30-2007, 03:09 PM
Technically, Lois dies too. Clark turns back time to save her, he can do the same for Alicia!

HAHA PWNED!

Sacred 1.0
10-30-2007, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by kryptonaidxh
:rolleyes: Alicia coming back from dead aja:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: , now you did made me laugh.
Chloe never will be Lois Lane, even if she wanted, there´s only one Lois;: the ED´S Lois, and no one can replace her, like Grant said: someday her name will be the simbol of the Daily Planet, and Chloe has already lost her mojo:lol: :rotfl: :lol: .
Lois rules , that´s it.

You act like weirder things have never happend,.

It seems that this whole concept of this poll is lost on you.

the question is: If the above mentioned woman were all in a fight, who would win it's a hypothetical question like if I askedwho could eat more hotdogs, Ghandi or Pavoritti, you cant say no one because they are both dead. it is in the essence of the question to find the answer, considering only the elements of the question. If the person who asked the question thought like you do he/she would not have even included Alicia in the vote, and furher more since your saying Alicia cant win because she's dead, why dont I one up you and say that no one would win since non of them are real people.

now if you still want to continue your argument which I'm sure you will, then I will accomodate you some other time but for now I must take my leave.

kryptonaidxh
10-30-2007, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Demne
Technically, Lois dies too. Clark turns back time to save her, he can do the same for Alicia!

HAHA PWNED!

:D :lol: Yes, but Clark didn´t do it , :lol: , he left Alicia rest in peace.
what it means that Lois be the winner., she beats the DEAD Alicia in that goal, and she is winning in this poll.:D Go Lois!

Demne
10-30-2007, 04:03 PM
Clark has not had his training with Jor'el yet, so technically you cannot make the same conclusion.:)

Clark has actually been with Alicia, he has never even touched Lois except in like one episode and after that, he did not even want to be around her! So who really does he want more... Alicia:P

say it again.. Alicia.. just rolls off your tongue!

gategod
10-30-2007, 04:17 PM
Alicia Alicia Alicia still wins

savingpeoplething
10-30-2007, 06:00 PM
My vote is with Chloe.
She's got enough pent up aggression against everyone else that would come out in a fight.
Chloe threw the smackdown on Lana and Linda Lake and won, so I think she can hold her own.


Originally posted by Demne
My favorite part of this thread is people put Chloe second lol! That girl is so weak, you could pop her on the knee with your shoe and she would cry like a baby.

I thought she did a pretty good job fighting against a superpowered psychopath (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JTWKgyi6_R0) in "Hydro".

Odysseus
10-30-2007, 09:13 PM
My vote is for Lois. Yeah, Alicia would be a close second because of her teleportation power, but ultimately, if she and Lois were in a hypothetical duel, she would eventually have stop teleporting around and start to fight Lois, and when it comes to a physical brawl, Lois has been trained by members of the military and she uses her fighting skills regularly.

Although I could be wrong, maybe Alicia could pull something clever. I wouldn't rule it out.

Chloe would be third, her fight with Lana in "Delete" shows she does have some fighting skills.

And Lana would definitely come in last, considering the fact that she somehow only has kung fu in certain episodes but in the rest of the episodes she gets knocked unconscious pretty frequently. :lol:

Sacred 1.0
11-01-2007, 01:45 PM
So kryptonaidxh, no comment to my earlier post, guess there's no arguing the truth, still you could try, cant win ofcourse but you could try.

Odysseus you say that Alicia would have to eventually stop teleporting and fight lois.

let me fill you in on a couple of things if you might not be privySC to, Fact: Alicia can teleport faster than a bullet, lois could take all her best shot at Alicia and it would amount to nothing more thanthe equvalent of swatting for flies, and whilst lois is busy trying to lay a blow, Alicia could easily teleport bhind her and do some damage, Alicia doesn't even need to be physically strong to win, hell if she wanted to opt for a quick victory, she would just have to touch lois then teleport high into the air let lois go and teleport back to ground safely.

I'm glad however, that unlike most people who voted for lois, you do not completely discount the possibility that Alicia will win.

gategod
11-01-2007, 01:58 PM
:lol: lol i love that idea teleporting into the air letting go and teleporting back to the ground :lol: that would be hilarious! and Alicia couldn't loose.

Sacred 1.0
11-01-2007, 02:05 PM
There's a whole buch of different Alicia could kick @ss, some more graphic than others. Alicia would always win, I mean it's so Duh.

gategod
11-02-2007, 06:59 PM
:lol: people keep voting but not for Alicia

Demne
11-02-2007, 09:56 PM
Well of course she is not going to win the whos your favorite character, heck Clark is my favorite character.

But Alicia did win the who is the sexiest female in the show, and we both know Gategod that Alicia with her abilities would wtfpwn all 3 of em combined. She took Lana out with no problem, and Chloe is a joke, and Lois cannot hit someone who teleports lol. So Alicia would win ever single time.

Lois could try and hit Alicia with someone, and Alicia would teleport behind her and smack her in the face, it is that simple.

lois_lane-kent
11-03-2007, 12:23 PM
Lana would be written to win, but I think Alicia or Lois would actually have the upperhands in this fight.

gategod
11-03-2007, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by lois_lane-kent
Lana would be written to win, but I think Alicia or Lois would actually have the upperhands in this fight.
ahahahahahaha
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


I'll give you that, Lana would be written to win :lol: :lol:

Pesk
11-04-2007, 03:34 PM
I'm willing to admit alicia could win a fight against lois if she kept teleporting behind lois and hitting her in the back of the head, then zipping away again.

But all it takes is for lois to turn around at the right moment and Pow! and alicia will be down on the floor.

Not that I want alicia and lois to fight. :\

Darth Nochi
11-05-2007, 01:05 PM
Alicia would win because she's just the hottest chick to come out in Smallville.

Sacred 1.0
11-05-2007, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Pesk

But all it takes is for lois to turn around at the right moment and Pow! and alicia will be down on the floor.


maybe so but Alicia would just teleport from the floor up into the air and come down on lois with a boot to the face, then lois would go around town sporting an Alicia boot sprint. ;)

They should just change this poll, to how quick do you think Alicia would mop the floor with everyone's @sses.

Sacred 1.0
11-08-2007, 12:40 PM
Come on there has to be some other ppl who say lois, lana or even chloe will win, help me out here I dont want to get rusty, gotta keep that egde sharp.

Demne
11-08-2007, 12:48 PM
It's fear of the unknown.. they know what Lois, Lana, and Chloe can do in a fight.. but do we really know Alicia's powers? Alicia took down her whole family, and Lana.. We all know she could teleport into a garrison of military troops, leave a grenade, and teleport out.. and nobody would be left alive.

Sacred 1.0
11-08-2007, 01:51 PM
I know what you're saying, and perfect sense you make, but even so it hasn't halted the others from saying someone else would win, this was the one place I could be sure that someone would disagree and I could have some fun with them. :(

Pesk
11-08-2007, 03:37 PM
Oh ok I'll keep playing. :)


You can't use a grenade as a reason why alicia would win, any one could win if they were armed and the other one wasn't.

Defeating a teleporter shouldn't be too difficult if you are intelligent/vigilant. Lois knows she can teleport and would be ready for alicia to spring up behind her, or even above her. She could grab alicia's boot and throw back into the air, so she'd land on her ass.

Demne
11-08-2007, 03:43 PM
Lois can't even spell, what makes you think she is going to grab a boot. Not to mention.. oh and you will like this one..

If CLARK cannot catch Alicia, Lois sure as hell cant.

Pesk
11-08-2007, 03:58 PM
I can't spell, and I grab boots all the time. *grabs a boot* See it's easy. :)


I'm not saying lois won't have a few boot prints on her face by the end of the fight, I'm just saying she will win. At some point she will knock alicia out. Aside from attacks from the air (very unsportsman-like) alicia isn't strong enough to do much damage to lois. Unlike the visa versa.

Demne
11-08-2007, 04:05 PM
She could teleport into Academy sporting goods, steal a bat, smack Lois in the face at any time, and Lois is down like a light switch.

Alicia can wait for the right moment too. She can wait a week, pop out of no where, and kill Lois with a dagger to the face and teleport to Hawaii for drinks all in 5 minutes.

Pesk
11-08-2007, 04:09 PM
No she can't because lois will be wearing special magic armour that protects her from any attack. Alnd if alicia appears behind lois she can just spin around and cut alicia's head off with her light sabre. :p

Demne
11-08-2007, 04:10 PM
Now you are just making up crap lol!

Pesk
11-08-2007, 04:21 PM
No no lois really is a jedi. She's a chef too. :)

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x148/Cyclica/lois2.jpg


Alicia had better watch out. :)

Demne
11-08-2007, 04:32 PM
http://internationalhero.co.uk/m/maria.jpg

Alicia would pwn Lois lol!

Pesk
11-08-2007, 04:35 PM
Hah ok um who is that?

Demne
11-08-2007, 10:37 PM
That is Alicia, or aka Sarah Carter:P

Pesk
11-09-2007, 08:56 AM
Is that from some movie where she's a mexican wrestler or something?

Smokethatkryptonite
11-09-2007, 08:40 PM
Well see Alicia would knock Lana's ass out with ease. (Proof she could do this see Obsession) Chloe she would teleport behind and knock out witha baseball bat. Lois she would avoid with her teleporting skills before haveing Lois worn out then she would KO Lois.

Honey45
11-09-2007, 08:56 PM
Let's be realistic here..

I probably voted Lana.
But it would clearly be Alicia.

No one would be able to get a hit in.

Someone swings at her.
Teleport out of the way.
Teleport behind Lois, beat the crap out of her. Two hits and she's done.
Teleport behind Lana, beat the crap out of her. Two hits and she's done.
Teleport behind Chloe, beat the crap out of her. Two hits and she's done.
Teleport away.

Sacred 1.0
11-13-2007, 10:40 AM
thanks pesk for providing an opposing view :) too bad I missed out on a lot of fun, I hardly ever touch down on K site during weekends.

Originally posted by Demne
Lois can't even spell, what makes you think she is going to grab a boot. Not to mention.. oh and you will like this one..
:rotfl:

Originally posted by Pesk
I can't spell, and I grab boots all the time. *grabs a boot* See it's easy. :)

:lol:
see aint this fun
but hey we all know lois would use that faux light saber for something else.

I would further comment but it looks like this Demne's got this place locked down, good lokking out bro ;)
Smokethatkryptonite and HeddyH you both make excellent points aswell.

Sacred 1.0
11-19-2007, 12:57 PM
lonely, I'm mr Lonely, I have nobody, all on my own. Ayeeyeyah.

dvg89
11-20-2007, 02:15 PM
I think we all win if that fight ever happened lol

Subzero
11-26-2007, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by HeddyH
Let's be realistic here..

I probably voted Lana.
But it would clearly be Alicia.

No one would be able to get a hit in.

Someone swings at her.
Teleport out of the way.
Teleport behind Lois, beat the crap out of her. Two hits and she's done.
Teleport behind Lana, beat the crap out of her. Two hits and she's done.
Teleport behind Chloe, beat the crap out of her. Two hits and she's done.
Teleport away.

This is a very accurate listing. I'm not sure how many of the people voting have ever been in a fight, but usually the person to land the first punch wins. In a fight, being able to teleport (whether it is cheating or not) is a huge advantage. Alicia would most likely win.

Sacred 1.0
11-26-2007, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Subzero
This is a very accurate listing. I'm not sure how many of the people voting have ever been in a fight,

:rotfl: now that you mention it I wonder the same thing.

probability that Alicia would win . . calculating . . . 98.7 %

Subzero
11-26-2007, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Sacred 1.0
:rotfl: now that you mention it I wonder the same thing.

probability that Alicia would win . . calculating . . . 98.7 %

That % might even be a little low.

Sacred 1.0
11-26-2007, 01:59 PM
not really she could just say, "forget these fools I'm outta here"

berniepooh
12-10-2007, 01:38 PM
Ah, but you have forgotten the biggest CAT in Smallville. She has never been subtle about her feelings toward Martha and she is hugely responsible for Lana turning out the way she has.

This woman, could easily take on Lois, Chloe, Alicia and Lana and still have claws to spare.

Any guesses? Or is it too obvious?:D

Sacred 1.0
12-11-2007, 11:48 AM
Hell, the only person partially matching that discription that I could think of is what's her name, Nell.

If that's who you're talking about, you seriously need to rethink that.

and if you're not talking about Nell, it really doesn't matter since whoever she is, she's not on the poll.

Subzero
12-11-2007, 12:13 PM
I believe the person you are talking about is Countess Margaret Isobel Thoreaux. However, she is not really Lana. However, you are correct, she would probably win. THe powers she displays are impressive - however - I think that storyline is over. Isobel went away when Genevieve Teague was dispatched. So Lana is just plain old boring, tired of her Lana!

Sacred 1.0
12-11-2007, 12:44 PM
But I dont think that witch, (I'm not gonna type that whole damn long name) had beef with martha, or maybe she did I dont know, it wasn't an Alicia episode, so I wasn't paying much attention.

That whole story was crazy, it shouldn't even be there, Come on, seriously, a Witch!! that was just over the top.

Subzero
12-11-2007, 12:49 PM
Sacred,

I believe the countess was supposed to be around until the Teague family died out or she got revenge. When she stabbed Mrs. Teague her revenge was fulfilled - she went away. At least that was my take on it.

I agree though - not a great subplot. They should have been focusing on Alicia - and clark too I guess.

Over at the "Hottest Female in SV" thread Alicia is rocking everyone's world - as we knew would happen.

berniepooh
12-11-2007, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Sacred 1.0
Hell, the only person partially matching that discription that I could think of is what's her name, Nell.

If that's who you're talking about, you seriously need to rethink that.

and if you're not talking about Nell, it really doesn't matter since whoever she is, she's not on the poll.

I am referring to Nell, and I think she should be part of the poll. That character is quiet and deadly. Never underestimate the rage underneath a female who seems constantly to be purring and grooming herself. Nell could give Catwoman a run for her lives.

The other thing is, there are NO rules in cat fighting. Nell woulld do anything and everything to take out her competition and the concept of fairplay would never occur to her. MEOWWW!

superman07
12-11-2007, 01:39 PM
I think either Lois or Alicia would win.
Lois is a tough fighter while Alicia can go a little crazy plus she has powers so she could win.

RedKRules
02-20-2008, 08:16 AM
I would vote Chloe, but no, but heyyyyy she can heal the others if somebody gets seriously hurt!
I would vote Lois, but even with her ARMY training she has been knocked out so many times that I can´t even count...
LanaFU only worked in VESSEL ....
Now Alicia, Yes !! she would win with her teleportation skill and she has a KNIFE !!! :lol:
my votes goes to Alicia!

Sacred 1.0
02-25-2008, 12:17 PM
Damn I'm good.

seriously though has Nell ever even beaten somebody up, Dont get me wrong I got nothing aginst her, but you're giving her way more credit than's shes due, maybe Nell vs martha, Nell would probably win. Nell vs chloe or lana, chloe would be no problem, hell a kid on a sugar high could lay the smackdown on her, I dont even know why she's in there.

lana she doesn't know karate, I dont care what anyone says, how many lessons could she have taken in that episode, in a real fight I dont see how lana could hold her own, she is the eternal damsel in distress.

but lois, she can fight, well most times anyway.

Now Alicia, sweet precious Alicia, what you said about no rules in a cat fight or pretty much any real fight is correct, there are no rules, that only further reinforces our opnion that Alicia would go Chuck Norris on her opponents.


And Thank you for you brilliant post RedKRules

jimmyolsenblues
02-25-2008, 01:33 PM
alicia teleport powers could not be beat.
She could teleport behind you and punch you in the back of the head...ever time, i mean every time.

Sarah J
02-25-2008, 01:45 PM
drw between Chole and Lois

Sacred 1.0
02-25-2008, 02:42 PM
alicia teleport powers could not be beat.
She could teleport behind you and punch you in the back of the head...ever time, i mean every time.

Exactly. How do you fight what you cant catch.

Demien
02-26-2009, 03:54 AM
Lois

Malorie
02-26-2009, 03:58 AM
Lois would kick all of those girls behind so easily. No contest. I mean, seriously, come on! Army brat! Helllooooo! But if Alicia had her powers, then she'd whoop Lois's butt good! ;)

Mickey_Bickey
02-26-2009, 05:58 AM
A gallon of lead paint would put a damper on Alicia's advantage!:lol: Otherwise, Alicia would win, because she could just disappear pick up an object and belt her from behind with it.

Lois would win hands down against the others though.

Clark/Lois-fan
02-26-2009, 06:59 AM
Lois hands down

marcella
02-26-2009, 07:22 AM
Lois, for sure:D

LoveHurts38
02-26-2009, 08:16 AM
Lois Lane she even wanted to fight with Maxima.

e-µ-i
02-26-2009, 08:22 AM
Lois I think. She's a baaaaad girl ;)

alexjones50
02-26-2009, 08:50 AM
well realistically, it's obvious lana would win since she has those superpowers now, but i voted for lois since she's one of my favourite characters.

Mars Investigations
02-26-2009, 09:04 AM
Without Lana's powers, Lois would take it.

ZODisGOD
02-26-2009, 12:56 PM
are we asked who we like more or who's the best fighter?

For the latter, I say either Lana or Alicia is the best fighter.
Lana was trained to fight and she's a good fighter even before getting the suit.
Alicia has teleportation.
Chloe's not much of a fighter so she would take the most beating
Lois can fight, but not as good as Lana

smallville_is_awesome
02-26-2009, 01:01 PM
I say Lois!!!

devilneedsaride
02-26-2009, 03:35 PM
Discounting Lana's superpowers, it's totally Alicia. Everyone else could be using ninja skills or whatever, but they'de never land a punch. Alicia would just go BAM - Now I'm here - BAM - Now I'm not - BAM behind you, and now you're unconscious.

SGuthrie27
02-26-2009, 09:55 PM
I can see any of them eventually winning, and it depends on different circumstances, such as when the battle would occur.

If it was current, and Alicia had somehow miraculously been resurrected to participate in this battle, she would be hard to beat, as a teleporter, since she conceivably could teleport someone into a wall or something.

But then, if Lana had the powers she does now, she could potentially wipe the floor with all of them, not to mention her kryptonite radiation would eventually make them all deathly ill (if the fight lasted a few decades, lol).

Lois is one tough cookie and not to be underestimated, but with the heavy firepower she's up against, I can't see her succeeding in this battle (even though we all know she will eventually win Clark's heart).

I voted for Chloe out of pure loyalty to my favorite character, and because, if she was still inhabited by Brainiac, she could probably whoop up on all three of the other girls. Without Brainiac, she's still a force to be reckoned with, but I'd be hard-pressed to believe she could take on Alicia and Lana.

Anyone else ever think it was weird that Alicia was taken out so easily by Tim Westcott? I really thought she should've teleported the instant he grabbed her from behind, chloroform or no. She has been shown to be able to teleport with a split-second reaction time. Off-topic, but it was a sad way for her to die... :(

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

AgentChaos
02-27-2009, 12:09 AM
I voted for Chloe, because she has enough common sense to stay out of the fight while Lana, Lois, and Alicia battle it out. Whoever came out on top of those three would be too worn out to take Chloe on and win.

Smallville Gone Bizarr
02-27-2009, 02:48 AM
Go Lois WOOHOO!

27CDruid
02-27-2009, 09:41 AM
Allicia would win with teleporting. She could even beat Super-Lana using teleportation.

More interesting fight would be Witch-Lana Vs. Faora-Lois Vs. Chloeiac Vs. Allicia

drew24
02-27-2009, 02:10 PM
Alicia, because she's dead and you can't kill a dead person ^_-

lifelovedestiny
02-28-2009, 09:10 PM
Lois would win any day!!

hero`s passion
03-05-2009, 09:34 PM
Lois Lane, nobody couldn`t break her spirit:))))))))) and she will get the Superman!)

Lazy Boy
03-06-2009, 04:07 AM
Lois Lane, nobody couldn`t break her spirit:))))))))) and she will get the Superman!)

Is this a catfight over Superman? I thought they were going for the bigger prize such as the latest Gucci handbag or a pair of Prada shoes??

I think that Chloe would watch from the side lines while the others open a can of whoop ass on each other and then will only join in when the going get hot! :D

zorasuperman
03-06-2009, 12:20 PM
army brat lois lane hands down
in clarks own words:

"wow you really earned you stripes at your father's boot camp"

xrayvision
03-06-2009, 09:26 PM
Right now, unfortunately Lana would wipe the floors with them due to her powers. What about a Lana vs. Kara catfight? If TPTB had anything to say about it, Lana would win.

smallvillefreak24
03-07-2009, 07:20 AM
Lana, cuz she has powers.... and trained in creepy camp but b4 that i would say lo

KBZ
03-07-2009, 01:56 PM
Lana : Pretty good fighter

Chloe : Not a good fighter

Lois : Very good fighter

Alicia = not sure but she's been crazy

and my dad always said "Crazy always wins" :)



( if they were nonmetahuman)

Sacred 1.0
03-08-2009, 09:03 AM
Your father sounds like a very wise man KBZ.
Alicia would win any day of the week, including saterdays, sundays, public holidays, jewish holidays, chinese new year... I think I made my point.

beresford_st
03-16-2009, 08:03 PM
alicia is the only one with abilities. as soon as lois tried one of her stupid martial arts moves alicia would teleport out of the way and reappear behind lois' back and choke her out. actually, i'd rather her do that to lana.

Sacred 1.0
03-18-2009, 01:59 PM
I'd rather see her do it to lana aswell, but choking is sooo PG I'd like to see something more graphic. Nice avi beresford st.

IN my Fic The Gentle touch it will become clear just how deadly Alicia can be, as she reigns murder on these hoochies as well as various other characters.

CloisFan17
04-21-2009, 11:21 PM
Lois because she is crazy when it comes to that but in a good way or maybe Lana as Kristen since Kristen can really fight she kicks ass dude but not as lana haha but Kristen yes

Night_Hawk90
04-22-2009, 08:37 AM
lana no contest

WickedSusi
05-07-2009, 06:15 AM
I think Lois could kick Lana's ass.

Mickey_Bickey
08-14-2009, 03:44 AM
Tess was kicking the crap out of Lana in Bulletproof, and Lana had to pull a gun on her to get the better of her. She couldn't handle her physically.

Yet, Lois knocked Tess out in a matter of seconds in Doomsday.

The answer is pretty clear on this one!

Lois Lane

Kal-el84
08-14-2009, 06:21 AM
Lana Wins!