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KSiteTV

10-03-2009, 11:01 PM

Post your favorite Sue Sylvester one-liners here.

Radames125470

10-04-2009, 12:56 AM

"Now I am going to ask you to smell your armpits. Thats the stench of failure and its stinking up my office."

GOD BLESS SUE SYLVESTER! Emmy nom for Jane Lynch

Novak Fan

10-04-2009, 12:58 AM

yay!!! you did it Craig! :D

omg so much good lines for this character:

"You know, when I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused...then furious"

----- Added 48 Seconds later -----

One favorite of mine now lol

Radames125470

10-04-2009, 01:14 AM

What's the quote she says to Sandy when she goes to his house?

"The only thing missing from here is..."

KSiteTV

10-04-2009, 01:20 AM

"Yes, we cane!"

Novak Fan

10-04-2009, 01:24 AM

What's the quote she says to Sandy when she goes to his house?

"The only thing missing from here is..."

"The only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards."

:D

Radames125470

10-04-2009, 01:32 AM

"That was the most offensive thing I have seen in 20 years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of Hair!"

Geez how disturbing is that, Llttle kids being naked and high all the time. I sympathize Sue.

obsessedwithsv

10-04-2009, 07:15 AM

This is my favourite thread EVER!! Totes setting up camp in here :D:p.

"That's how Sue "Cs" it."

~

"That's sloppy! You're sloppy babies! It's just disgraceful! And I want the agony out of your eyes! Uh uh, Lance, don't you start crying. You are the weak link here, pal. How's it feel to be the weak link, huh? That can't feel very good."

~

"Lady Justice wept today"

~

"You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded, that's hard!"

"You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis, that's hard!"

"You think this is hard? Try filling your own cavity, that's hard!"

:rotfl:

SUE SYLVESTER FOR PRESIDENT... OF THE WORLD!! YES. WE. CANE.

Novak Fan

10-04-2009, 11:27 AM

"Your resentment is delicious"

obsessedwithsv

10-04-2009, 12:02 PM

"I got a satellite interview. That's lingo again, for an interview, via satellite." :rotfl:

~

"I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'"

~

"Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage. That's why I pay taxes, and it keeps garbage men earning a living, so they can afford tacos for their family."

~

"The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring."

~

"I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office. ...I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of this semester."

~

"I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine."

~

"The key to a perfect latte is in the temperature of the steamed milk. I like mine scolding."

~

Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.

:lol:

Okay, I think I should stop before I write down literally everything she has ever said. Ever.

Novak Fan

10-04-2009, 12:04 PM

wow lots of material to make icons, awesome!

:lol: the homeless one is great

Iluvgreen

10-04-2009, 02:38 PM

Well not a line, but I thought it was really funny when she was taking down the Glee signs, and Rachel went up to her, and she put one back up really fast, to pretend like she wasn't taking them down.

davidbrenton

10-04-2009, 02:58 PM

KSiteTV

10-04-2009, 03:30 PM

I think this is now officially my favorite thread in the entire KryptonSite forum.

Cyclonekat

10-04-2009, 03:37 PM

"I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage."
-Sue Sylvester

davidbrenton

10-04-2009, 04:04 PM

"Not everybody will have the balls to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until our streets are littered with garbage. That's why I pay taxes, so the garbage men can buy tacos for their family."
--Sue Slyvester

"The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring."
--Sue Sylvester

"I know your used to being the cock of the walk around here, but it looks like your cheerios are gonna have some competition."
--Sue Sylvester

"You know Q, when I first laid eyes on you I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvestor...though you don't have my bone structure."
--Sue Sylvester

Whoops! Two quotes were already used by ObsessedwithSV and the 'cock of the walk' line was delivered by Will. I messed up.

Back to the 'think tank'.

----- Added 6 Minutes later -----

"I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine."
--Sue Sylvester

"I resent being told to hold on to anything."
-_Sue Sylvester

"Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!"
--Sue Sylvester

Sue: Iron tablet? Keeps your strength up while your menstruating.
Will: I don't menstruate..
Sue: Really? Neither do I.

"There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans, and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you - they're both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you."
--Sue Sylvester

Cat_Atak

10-04-2009, 04:42 PM

I love when Will says "I know you're used to being the cock-of-the-walk around here..." and she just drops her head and says "Offensive" :rotfl: Love it!

Or "I'll often yell at homeless people. Hey How's that Homelessness workin' out for ya? Give not being a homeless a try!"

FlashInSV

10-04-2009, 05:16 PM

BEST.THREAD. EVER.

Okay, how about this: "Let me be the one to break the silence... That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching and that includes an elementary school production of Hair!" HAHAHAHAHAHA

kg1507

10-04-2009, 06:46 PM

She has the best lines for sure.

"I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office. ...I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of this semester."

KSiteTV

10-04-2009, 08:26 PM

Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.

Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that.

warriorrenegade

10-04-2009, 08:56 PM

Best thread EVER!

Radames125470

10-04-2009, 10:19 PM

"You know Q when I first saw you, you reminded me of a young Sue Sylvester, though you don't have my bone structure."

davidbrenton

10-05-2009, 12:23 AM

Will: "Are you threatening me?"
Sue: "Threatening you? Oh no, no, no, no. Giving you a chance to compromise yourself? You betcha! Let's break it down. You want to be creative, you want to be in the spotlight. Face it. You want to be me! So here's the deal. You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother. Euthanize it! Its time, and I'll be happy to offer you a job as my second assistant on cheerios. You can fetch me Gatorade, launder my soiled delicates. It'd be very rewarding work for you."

obsessedwithsv

10-05-2009, 01:13 AM

"If I was really out to get you, I'd have you pickling in a Mason jar on my shelf by now."

~

"You watch your tone, young lady! Gay parents encourage rebellion - there're studies on this."

~

"And I want the agony out of your eyes."

Samigirl90

10-05-2009, 04:00 AM

obsessedwithsv

10-05-2009, 06:31 PM

"Well, I have a phoner in a couple of minutes. That's an interview, on the telephone, with a major media outlet. I'll probably do it on my iPhone."

:lol: It's all in the delivery, and Jane Lynch gets it spot on every time.

Has anyone become a fan of Sue on Facebook? I have and her statuses are... delicious. They're practically quote-worthy themselves, lol. Just imagine Sue saying them and they'll crack you up. For example, "I think we should go back into Somalia. It's about time we had some boots on the ground again in the horn of Africa. That horn's getting a little too big for its britches, if you ask Sue Sylvester."

:lol:

bonoferox

10-05-2009, 06:34 PM

What's the line she says about garbagemen needing tacos to feed their families?

obsessedwithsv

10-05-2009, 06:37 PM

"Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage. That's why I pay taxes, and it keeps garbage men earning a living, so they can afford tacos, for their family."

:rotfl:

bonoferox

10-05-2009, 06:43 PM

That's it :) She had me rolling with that one :)

obsessedwithsv

10-05-2009, 06:54 PM

(After finding Finn & Rachel using the Cheerios' photocopier)

"It is my strong recommendation that both these students be hobbled."

davidbrenton

10-05-2009, 09:27 PM

(After finding Finn & Rachel using the Cheerios' photocopier)

"It is my strong recommendation that both these students be hobbled."

She says things with such earnesty, and you realize, what century is this chick from?

mildmannered...

10-05-2009, 10:29 PM

Oh man! All the good ones are taken! Thank goodness there's another Glee episode tomorrow night so we can fill this amazing thread up some more.

My favorite: "Yes we cane!"

obsessedwithsv

10-05-2009, 11:28 PM

Appreciate the delivery, lol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGtRO9MpGGo)

Cyclonekat

10-07-2009, 07:09 PM

OMG.
She has a diary...

and....

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<o></o>
“Dear journal feeling listless today, it began at dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones…”

“Is it me? Of course it’s not me?”

"I'm not an american citizen, I was born in the Panama Canal zone, but I managed to get a passport...and run for office twice."

WhamBamThankUSam

10-07-2009, 07:10 PM

"Never wanted kids. Don't have the time. Don't have the uterus."

bonoferox

10-07-2009, 07:51 PM

"If I don't get my bonus, I don't get my hovercraft."

Cyclonekat

10-07-2009, 07:58 PM

"I can't wait to start singing and dancing...and putting on the ritz a little bit"

Iluvgreen

10-07-2009, 10:17 PM

"Caning works!"

:lol:

mildmannered...

10-07-2009, 10:26 PM

"Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything, only to be shanghaied by the bicurious machinations of a kabbal of doughy, misshapen, teens."

30? Ha!

FlashInSV

10-08-2009, 08:09 AM

"Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain."

"You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them."

And also "Here I am about to turn 30!"

Samigirl90

10-08-2009, 08:12 AM

OMg, the journal entry in itself was enough to have me in stitches for the rest of the show.

"Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain."

OMG, amazing!! :)

obsessedwithsv

10-08-2009, 08:49 AM

"Unless you wanna lose your man to a mentally ill, ginger pigme, with eyes like a bush baby."

"Our school nurse, Mrs. Lancaster's in a coma. Oh, she took a terrible tumble down the stairwell yesterday." *cut to scene of Sue tripping her up*

:rotfl: Mooaarr Sue!

bonoferox

10-08-2009, 09:27 AM

Love your new avatar, lauren :)

What does she say to him next week? "I think I'm about to throw up down the back of your shirt" "It's on".

Radames125470

10-08-2009, 11:31 AM

"I will destroy you"(Will)

"I'm about to vomit down your back"(Sue)

"Its on"(Will)

We need to send this women emmy noms NOW!

Next week looks absolutely hysterical!

bonoferox

10-08-2009, 12:02 PM

Yeah I could definitely see her getting the Emmy nod next year :)

FlashInSV

10-08-2009, 12:30 PM

yeah i could definitely see her getting the emmy nod next year :)

ita :d

bonoferox

10-08-2009, 12:34 PM

ita?

obsessedwithsv

10-08-2009, 01:03 PM

ITA = I Totally Agree ;)

bonoferox

10-08-2009, 01:25 PM

Gotcha :)

Novak Fan

10-08-2009, 08:40 PM

"Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything, only to be shanghaied by the bicurious machinations of a kabbal of doughy, misshapen, teens."

30? Ha!

:rotfl: 30... she's so awesome

Cat_Atak

10-09-2009, 10:16 AM

I just thought I'd bring a vid over about Sue and her one liners.
It's hilarious. Check it out!! :D
Sue Sylvester//Diva by Kim(Buttnjamz323)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfnxIBzY5IE

FlashInSV

10-11-2009, 06:32 AM

I just thought I'd bring a vid over about Sue and her one liners.
It's hilarious. Check it out!! :D
Sue Sylvester//Diva by Kim(Buttnjamz323)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfnxIBzY5IE

Awesome vid. Thanks!

bonoferox

10-14-2009, 07:23 PM

"I love minorities so much I'm thinking about moving to California to become one."

Violet-Shadow

10-14-2009, 07:42 PM

^^^ Did she that? LOL!! She could move and be neighbor! Haha...I don't think I'd enjoy that too much though.

warriorrenegade

10-14-2009, 08:25 PM

I loved the one about salting the earth so stuff wouldn't grow for hundred of years.

Iluvgreen

10-14-2009, 09:18 PM

I loved the one about salting the earth so stuff wouldn't for hundred of years.

Yeah that was funny.

obsessedwithsv

10-14-2009, 10:10 PM

"Santana, Wheels, Gay kid, c'mon move it! Asian, other Asian, Aretha and Shaft!"

mildmannered...

10-14-2009, 10:14 PM

"Santana, Wheels, Gay kid, c'mon move it! Asian, other Asian, Aretha and Shaft!"

:lol: :lol:

I love that line. Who am I kidding, Sue Sylvester just cracks me up every time!

----- Added 10 Minutes later -----

"Cockfight. Fantastic."

"I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help picturing small birds laying sulphurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting."

Ahh, now the comment about his perm from last week's episode begins to make sense :)

FlashInSV

10-15-2009, 11:47 AM

"Are these your jewbie white grannie panties, Jacob? Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? Because if you are I think there's a special school for that... In Thailand."

super_j_man

10-15-2009, 05:43 PM

Will: "Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?"
Sue: "No one would say that."

"I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners."

"I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror."

"God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester."

smlgrl1547

10-15-2009, 06:07 PM

"You know, when I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused...then furious"

I finally saw this episode and as soon as this line came on i cracked up!

super_j_man

10-15-2009, 06:12 PM

and a line from Vitamin D:

"Oh dear God, please, please stop talking. I'm trying desperately to ignore the trickly sweet inanity of your ascernine conversation. Now I got bile in my mouth. I will hold my tongue no futher."

mildmannered...

10-15-2009, 10:13 PM

"God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester."

:lol: ;lol: :lol:

Oh my word! I literally laughed out loud when I read this!

kristintaps

10-17-2009, 08:27 PM

Thought I'd mention she's #2 in trending topics on twitter right now:)

cko

10-18-2009, 08:28 PM

"I always thought the desire to procreate showed Deep Personal Weakness."

obsessedwithsv

10-18-2009, 09:42 PM

"Me? Never wanted kids; don't have the time, don't have the uterus."

redkryptoniteisthebest

10-21-2009, 08:07 PM

"I will go to the Animal shelter and buy you a kitty-cat. You will fall in love with the kitty-cat."

(That's all I remember, but, that line was hilarious.)

"Why can't people marry their dogs?"

super_j_man

10-21-2009, 08:07 PM

My favorite quote from tonight: (I know it's not exact) "If you don't get it in to me on time, I'll go to the animal shelter and buy you a kitten. And then one night I'll sneak into your house and punch you in the face." (something to that effect)

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----

Wow, we posted the same quote at the same time. :lol:

clois-destiny-forever

10-22-2009, 07:18 AM

I loved the part where the guy told her only the guys wear zoot suits.

"Even more embarrassing."

:rotfl: Great delivery!

obsessedwithsv

12-04-2009, 10:41 AM

If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.

~

You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.

~

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.

~

(after having an eye lift for photo day): While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them. *looks smug*

~

You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.

~

Now get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over my new carpet.

~

This weeks Sue's Corner: Am I asking for too much, Ohio Board of Statewide Holiday Planning? All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off. So, here's the dream: Friday after Christmas, which I have off, if you're hideous - stay at home! Spend the entire day watching homevideos of a time when you weren't too repulsive for me to ever want to look at. And that's how Sue "Cs" it. Rod.
Rod: Slammin' Sue. We'll be right back.
Sue: Hey, Andrea? That Sue's Corner I just did? I was talkin' about you.

~

Diary entry entitled, "VICTORY": Dear, Journal, I've finally gotten Will Shuester and that Glee Club out of my hair. This is a day that will live in INFAMY. Once again, I've won!!

IcedSun

02-27-2010, 01:46 PM

You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.

~

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.

:rotfl::rotfl: almost all her lines crack me up but these two had me bursting in tears :lol::lol:

Daddylion

03-11-2010, 04:50 AM

"Your resentment is delicious"

Is it weird that I find that line to be kind of hot?

Anyway, I LOVE this thread hehe.

----- Added 4 Minutes later -----

"I love minorities so much I'm thinking about moving to California to become one."

That is so my favourite line!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

----- Added 5 Minutes later -----

"Santana, Wheels, Gay kid, c'mon move it! Asian, other Asian, Aretha and Shaft!"

This is probably the best moment in the entire show!! :lol::lol:

----- Added 6 Minutes later -----

"Are these your jewbie white grannie panties, Jacob? Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? Because if you are I think there's a special school for that... In Thailand."

Being from Thailand, this line actually made me pause and think... what school???!!!

----- Added 17 Minutes later -----

And here's my two cent

"I'm reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at. Right next to being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hairstyle that doesn't make you look like a lesbian."

I love that last part. So ironic.

----- Added 26 Minutes later -----

BTW, random and unrelated but... anyone noticed that 'New Directions' if said too fast sounds a lot like nude erections?

KSiteTV

04-13-2010, 11:38 PM

"You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered. And that's saying something -- I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin."

"Oh, I will bring it, William. You know what else I'm going to bring? I'm going to bring some Asian cookery to rub your hair with, because right now you have enough product in your hair to season a wok."

Kevin24

04-13-2010, 11:49 PM

Chlarkfan_phantom

04-14-2010, 04:08 PM

This thread is amazing.

Is it sad that since I'm graduating from highschool this year, I used the quote, "Your resentment is delicious" as my quote? Lol

KSiteTV

04-14-2010, 07:47 PM

Not sad. More like awesome! :)

obsessedwithsv

04-14-2010, 08:10 PM

My favorite line was definately when she was talking to all the girls in that group with Rachel. I don't really remember what she said but I know it had to d with her saying that she was ignoring what they were saying because she found it digusting.

Can anyone give me a little help?

"Well, Rachel, if I weren't ignoring what these ladies were saying out of an overwhelming sense of deep repulsion..."

That one?

super_j_man

04-20-2010, 08:05 PM

"You think this is hard? I'm passing a gallstone as we speak!"

Daddylion

04-21-2010, 11:42 AM

"It's been the biggest dream of my carreer to pay homage to Madonna, the woman most responsible for my take no prisoners demeanor and my subconsious tendency to always be desperately looking for someone named Susan."

MannaBanana

04-29-2010, 04:22 PM

To Kurt and Mercedes

"How do you 2 not have a show on Bravo?"

:lol: I loved that one!

MannaBanana

04-29-2010, 05:39 PM

"I love minorities so much I'm thinking about moving to California to become one."
Seeing as how I live in California, this will Always be one of my fav one-liners!!!:lol::p

InactiveUserID

05-12-2010, 11:51 PM

Will, I might buy a tiny diaper for your chin-- it looks like a baby's ***.

Novak Fan

05-17-2010, 08:39 AM

" Somewhere in the English countryside, in a stately manor home, Madonna is weeping."

Daddylion

05-27-2010, 09:40 PM

hahaha i love that one.

la Resistance

06-02-2010, 06:32 AM

"Even your breath stinks of mediocrity."
:rotfl:

mildmannered...

07-17-2010, 03:03 PM

"Now I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality, but let's face it: I'm legend. It's happened."

Oh Sue, you are legend!

adoredclois

07-17-2010, 06:18 PM

"Oh hey there William, I thought I'd smell cookies wafting from the ovens of your little elves that live in your hair"

:lol:

Daddylion

07-18-2010, 01:02 AM

Lol i was just thinking of that one this morning :)

adoredclois

07-18-2010, 08:01 PM

:lol: I watched an episode this morning, and I would quote one of her lines, but all of them were hilarious.

mildmannered...

08-15-2010, 11:21 PM

Just saw this as I was checking out Emmy stuff:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/53080255@N06/4896903482/" title="glee-ad by ssdow, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4101/4896903482_99cae5099e.jpg" width="500" height="381" alt="glee-ad" /></a>

The rapping bit made me think of what he did to Sue the "Funky" episode :)

amidaladaae

08-17-2010, 01:08 PM

BTW, random and unrelated but... anyone noticed that 'New Directions' if said too fast sounds a lot like nude erections?

I think that's why, in 1.13 "Sectionals," when Rachel introduced the club she said "Ladies and gentlemen, New Die-rections." She's all about being proper and correct.

Daddylion

08-18-2010, 08:09 AM

MannaBanana

09-29-2010, 10:44 AM

To Mr. Shue:

"Im going to sue the pants off you Will. Im going to take your house, your car, your extensive collection of Vests. I mean seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of Blossom."

Embraceurside

10-12-2010, 05:19 PM

Okay, how about this: "Let me be the one to break the silence... That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching and that includes an elementary school production of Hair!"

I love when Sue also talks about Mr.S hair :))

Daddylion

11-10-2010, 08:50 AM

*pout* it's been a long time since i've seen this thread....

-Children must know fear, without it they won't know how to behave. They'll try frenching grizzly bears or consider living in Florida.

-I should've known, people who dress like librarians; all sex addicts.

super_j_man

11-10-2010, 07:41 PM

"Know what kind of disgusting images I'm gonna need to stare at now to get that out of my head? Gonna have to go to the wound care center. Gonna have to stare at some wounds."

and

"Show him who's the boss. Oh great, Now I'm picturing the two of them making out during an episode of 'Who's the Boss' "

super_j_man

11-10-2010, 09:06 PM

"You make not trying to destroy glee club easy because you're doing such a bang-up job yourself."

"The two of you are making a mistake, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexicans sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross."

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, and I guess I don't have to. Mary Lou Retton is an orphan or something."

"[to Emma]: I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane."

LuthorKent90

11-10-2010, 10:50 PM

"[to Emma]: I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane."

:lol::lol::lol:

Love your icon btw!!

super_j_man

11-11-2010, 07:40 AM

:lol::lol::lol:

Love your icon btw!!

Thanks! :)

Daddylion

11-21-2010, 02:27 AM

And as a condition of my not pressing charges, your Glee club will turn my lecar to mint condition, I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of men seeking men with butt chins.

Embraceurside

11-21-2010, 03:58 PM

"that only the most fashionable babies can wear..." after Sue says that to Mr.Shu about his hair.

Embraceurside

11-22-2010, 04:05 PM

"you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo who refuse to mate."
"You think this is hard> Im passing a gallstone as we speak !
"im going to ask you to smell your armpits. thats the smell of failure and its stinking up my office"
"i spend large segments of each day picturing you choking on your food "
"i had a very satisfying dream that the two of us went to the zoo and i shoved your face into one of those pink,inflamed monkey butts"

Those are enough for now :D

Embraceurside

11-25-2010, 08:32 PM

Heres some More i like

"So you like showtunes it dosent mean your gay it means your awful"
"youll be adding to the long list of things the youre not good at- right next to being married,running a highschool glee club, and finding a hairstyle that dosent make you look like a lesbian"
"your hair looks like a briar patch. i keep expecting racist, animated Disney Characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou"

obsessedwithsv

11-26-2010, 10:43 AM

Not really a quote per se, but this is what Sue had to say on her dating website profile...

The things I am most passionate about:

Extreme Taxidermy, Tantric Yelling, Poking the Elderly with Hidden Pins...

Embraceurside

11-26-2010, 11:35 AM

Novak Fan

12-09-2010, 08:55 PM

Ok, not gonna lie. I cracked up when she called Elmo to Emma:lol: :lol:

Diego*Chloe

12-20-2010, 01:31 PM

Sue: You know there´s only one person who can tell you who you are
Kurt: Me?
Sue: No, me, Sue Sylvester, and I haven´t quite made my mind about you.

Sue( to Emma): I´m surprised on how can you use your mantal illness to help this kids, I wonder why aren´t you married.

Or something like that LOL :D

obsessedwithsv

05-10-2011, 07:19 PM

Each year I honour the prom with a bowl of my family's secret punch recipe, made all the more meaningful to me because it's the punchbowl my grandmother drowned in.