Smallville MOVIE spin-offs :) (revised)

[HeroesUnlimited]

Have fun! :)

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\8/ Mile

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The Sheriff Addams Family

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A Justice League of their Own

[SmilerTyler]

Nice options....if only I could choose more than one.

[I_AM_LEX_LUTHOR]

'I AM THE VILLAIN OF THE TOY STORY'

:rotfl:

THATS AWESOME:rotfl:

:D

[HeroesUnlimited]

'I AM THE VILLAIN OF THE TOY STORY'

:rotfl:

THATS AWESOME:rotfl:

:D

lol - yeah, I like that one too. ;)

[K!D CHAO$]

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[Kschreck]

These sound like real ideas from the producers... :p

[super_j_man]

I thought the Tess Chainsaw Massacre was kind funny....:p

Lord of the Red-K Rings - Clark must destroy the Red-K ring in the fires of Mt. Krypton. Mmmyyyyy Prrrreeecccioussss....

Nell Potter and the Kryptonian Stone - Surprise! Lana's Aunt Nell is actually a witch and goes to Dogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! :eek:

The Chronicles of Kryptonia - Clark finds a secret portal to Kryptonia in his storm cellar where he must battle an evil general named Zod and become king.

[xrayvision]

Secrets & True Lies

Kryptonite of the Living Dead

Ferris Bueller's Dark Thursday Off

Harold & Kumar Go To Perry White's Castle

Dude, Where's my Kara

Dark Thursday the 12th

Chasing Amy Palmer

Drag Me to El

Tazed & Confused

Henry James Neutron: Boy Genius

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Meteor Freak Man (starring Robert Townsend)

Stray Dogs & 33 1/3 Naked Guns

JuwanNaman

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Level 3 Men & a Baby

Grosse 33.1 Blank

Naked Gun 33.1

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Paul Hayden: Mall Cop

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From Dawn Ostroff Till Dusk

[xrayvision]

Animal House of El

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet Times at Smallville High

Du-El

Forgetting Sarah Conroy

Tim Burton's The Kneeling Before Zod

Lexorcist

L.T.: The Lextra Terrestrial

Harry Volk & the Goblet of Fire

I am Legend of Naman

Men in Black-k

Kryptonite at the Museum

My Big Fat Jeremy Creek Wedding

National Treasure: Book of Secrets & Lies

Alvin & the Black Ship Monks

Lana-Fu Panda

Perry White & the 33.1 Dwarfs

Planet of the Capes

There's Something About Perry

Robin Hood: Men in No Tights No Flights

Who Framed Roger Nixon

Bruce Wayne's World

Superbadjump

The Hunt for Red Jackets in October

[SmilerTyler]

Nice job xray.....the best is definitely Henry James Neutron....

[HeroesUnlimited]

Harold & Kumar Go To Perry White's Castle

:rotfl:

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Nell Potter and the Kryptonian Stone - Surprise! Lana's Aunt Nell is actually a witch and goes to Dogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! :eek:

Nice

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Dude, Where's my Kara

:lol:

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Henry James Neutron: Boy Genius

:D

[K!D CHAO$]

wow

[HeroesUnlimited]

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet Times at Smallville High

Du-El

Forgetting Sarah Conroy

Tim Burton's The Kneeling Before Zod

Lexorcist

L.T.: The Lextra Terrestrial

Harry Volk & the Goblet of Fire

I am Legend of Naman

Men in Black-k

Kryptonite at the Museum

My Big Fat Jeremy Creek Wedding

National Treasure: Book of Secrets & Lies

Alvin & the Black Ship Monks

Lana-Fu Panda

Perry White & the 33.1 Dwarfs

Planet of the Capes

There's Something About Perry

Robin Hood: Men in No Tights No Flights

Who Framed Roger Nixon

Bruce Wayne's World

Superbadjump

The Hunt for Red Jackets in October

:rotfl::rotfl:

These are freakin hilarious!!!

[xrayvision]

Thanks.

[Clark_smallville4ever]

Animal House of El

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet Times at Smallville High

Du-El

Forgetting Sarah Conroy

Tim Burton's The Kneeling Before Zod

Lexorcist

L.T.: The Lextra Terrestrial

Harry Volk & the Goblet of Fire

I am Legend of Naman

Men in Black-k

Kryptonite at the Museum

My Big Fat Jeremy Creek Wedding

National Treasure: Book of Secrets & Lies

Alvin & the Black Ship Monks

Lana-Fu Panda

Perry White & the 33.1 Dwarfs

Planet of the Capes

There's Something About Perry

Robin Hood: Men in No Tights No Flights

Who Framed Roger Nixon

Bruce Wayne's World

Superbadjump

The Hunt for Red Jackets in October


Lexorcist :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[xrayvision]

Pie Hard with An Angel of Vengeance

Kansassian Pie

Daddy Dark Thursday Care

Driving Miss Daisy While Getting Into a Horrific Accident

A Justice League of Their Own

The 33.1 Year Old Virgin

Sheriff Patch Adams

Cheaper by the Zod'n

Sisterhood of the Traveler's Pants

Superspeed (Starring Keanu Reeves)

American History Lex

Saving Ryan James' Privates From Lana

Chlo-rat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Gloria's Nation of Lana-stan

[starflower69]

Star Trek - The Search for Superman


Men in Tights - Part 2

This is fun, will have to think of some more!!

[FreakyLeafs]

Monsters vs Kryptonians

Anchor-Superman

CK the Extraterrestrial

Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Bizzaro's
or
Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Zoners

Fried Green Kryptonite Tomatoes

The Zodfather

Lord of the Legion Rings

Cool Hand Lex

Finding Numan

Maxima Payne

Planet of the Capes

A Streetcar Named Desiree Atkins


Movie Titles that need no change:

Alien

Metropolis

Back to the Future (a Lois spinoff movie :P)

[SmilerTyler]

Night in Metropolis: Battle of the Kryptonian

The Haunting in Kansas

I Love You, SuperMan

Zodlander

Jock Hard: The Whitney Fordman Story

[xrayvision]

Jason Dante's Peak (Porn movie approved by Dawn Ostroff for the female demographic)

Glengarry Pete the Boss Ross

For Doom the Belle Reve Tolls

Being J'onn J'onzz

I Know What You Last Did Eric Summers

National Lampoon's Lexmas Vacation

Jing-El All the BDA

The Sheriff Nancy Adams Family

Perry White, Man Can't Jump

Single Perry White Female

Alicia in 33.1derland

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Tess-man

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Not Another Tina Greer Movie

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Lex Drive (Sex Drive)

[HeroesUnlimited]

The 33.1 Year Old Virgin

Saving Ryan James' Privates From Lana

:rotfl::rotfl:

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A Streetcar Named Desiree Atkins

Nice...

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Jason Dante's Peak (Porn movie approved by Dawn Ostroff for the female demographic)

Glengarry Pete the Boss Ross

For Doom the Belle Reve Tolls

Being J'onn J'onzz

I Know What You Last Did Eric Summers

National Lampoon's Lexmas Vacation

Jing-El All the BDA

The Sheriff Nancy Adams Family

Perry White, Man Can't Jump

OMG I just sprayed pop out of my nose! LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Big Dumb Alien and Big Dumber Alien" (Dumb and Dumber)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Terminator: EL vation" (Terminator: Salvation) - The Legion returns to Smallville to ask for Clark's help in stopping Skynet's reign of terror in the future. Clark stays in the present, but offers to send Chloe with them to the future since she is so good at meddling in things that aren't her business. Skynet offically goes "off line" two days later.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"KryptonFight Club" (Fight Club) - continues the storyline which was introduced in the episode "Combat"

The first rule of Kryptonfight Club is, you never talk about Kryptonfight Club. ;)

[xrayvision]

One Superjumped Over the Clarkoo's Nest (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest): Clark is taken to Belle Reve & committed there. He befriends a big, bulky Kawatche guy named Thief but gets radical electroshock therapy by Nurse Crotch-Et and is smothered with a pillow as Thief makes his escape.

[HeroesUnlimited]

Apollo 33.1 (Apollo 13) - Lex's first attempt at building a facility on the moon where he can further study individuals with abilities.

[xrayvision]

Pete "The Boss" Pan (Peter Pan): A Disney cartoon with a drag-flying character dressed up like the Green Arrow who races other characters & gets in a load of trouble when he's told to take a dive & doesn't.

DisLexia (Disturbia): A movie about how Jimmy saw Lex pushing Lionel out his office window and is trapped in the Daily Planet.

[HeroesUnlimited]

dislexia (disturbia): a movie about how jimmy saw lex pushing lionel out his office window and is trapped in the daily planet.

ha ha ha!!!! :):)

[Canary]

Z for Zodetta (V For Vendetta)

-Zod has a verocious vendetta against a Kryptonian who goes by the Name Kal-El

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A Night At The Loftsbury (A Night At The Roxbury)

2 guys, willing to risk it all to find love, attempt to have their night of their lives in the hottest nightclub,when they get into a minor accident their lives change forever.

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Smallvilles Peak (Dantes Peak)

Legion Man (Little Man)

Back To The Fortress (back to the future)

[xrayvision]

^^That gives me an idea:

A Night at the Meteor Rocks-Bury (A Night At The Roxbury): Clark & Jimmy go to a nightclub where meteor rocks are buried and ground up to be used in the making of Kryptopolitans & Krappletinis.

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Zodgilla (Godzilla): Zod turns into a giant, reptilian creature who terrorizes Metropolis and shoots a nuclear beam out of his mouth.

[Canary]

^^That gives me an idea:

A Night at the Meteor Rocks-Bury (A Night At The Roxbury): Clark & Jimmy go to a nightclub where meteor rocks are buried and ground up to be used in the making of Kryptopolitans & Krappletinis.

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Zodgilla (Godzilla): Zod turns into a giant, reptilian creature who terrorizes Metropolis and shoots a nuclear beam out of his mouth.



:lol:

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Romancing the Stones of Knowledge" (Romancing the Stone)

[xrayvision]

Chandler's Field of Kremes (Field of Dreams): Clark goes to Chandler's Field and hears a voice telling him that if he builds it, they will come. Clark thinks he's going insane, and keeps hearing the voice. He asks what does he have to build, but the voice keeps referring to it as "it". He builds a replacement windmill after the one Evan destroyed, but the voice keeps bothering him. Clark ends up being committed in Belle Reve and Sheriff Ethan comes out of the tall grass in the field saying "Is building a Krispy Kreme shop here so hard to understand?".

[HeroesUnlimited]

(following the events of season 2's finale)

"Raiders of the Lost Clark" :)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Fast Times at Smallville High"

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Halloween 4: The Return of Ben Meyers" (Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Skin Walk the Line" - Johnny Cash comes to Smallville and terrorizes its residents, disguised as a wolf.

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"A Lexmas Story" - Lex wakes up in alternate reality in which he has a son named Ralphie who wants nothing more than to own a Red Rider BB Gun.

"Miracle on 33.1 Street" - The court (and the public) must decide, is 33.1 real? WE BELIEVE in 33.1! :)

Jing EL All the Way - Arnold Swartzenegger comes to Smallville looking for a Turbo Man doll for his son on Christmas Eve.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Perry Wh - ite Lexmas" (White Christmas)
:lol:

[xrayvision]

Fast Times at the Ridge Facility (Fast Times at Ridgemont High): A movie about Bart running round & round in circles at the Luthorcorp Ridge Facility.

[HeroesUnlimited]

Fast Times at the Ridge Facility (Fast Times at Ridgemont High): A movie about Bart running round & round in circles at the Luthorcorp Ridge Facility.

lol

"Snake on a Plane" (Snakes on a Plane) - Lex uses meteor rocks to bring Snake (from Vengeance) back from the dead and puts him on a plane with witnesses to a crime he's comitted and orders him to eliminate them all one by one.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Snake on a Plane" (Snakes on a Plane) - Lex uses meteor rocks to bring Snake (from Vengeance) back from the dead and puts him on a plane with witnesses to a crime he's comitted and orders him to eliminate them all one by one.

And the long-awaited sequel to "Snake on a Plane"...

"Linda Lake on a Plane" (Snakes on a Plane) - Linda Lake sneaks onboard a plane, hoping to get an expose on Samuel L. Jackson. Jackson shoots and kills Lake, causing her to revert back into her water form. She then leaks out of the plane and falls back to earth as rain.

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"Lanes, Trains, and Automobiles" (Planes, Trains, and Automobiles) - Lois and Lucy travel cross-country, hoping to make it back to the Kent Farm by Thanksgiving.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Snakes on a Lane" (Snakes on a Plane) - Lois wakes up to discover that her bed is infested with snakes!

[HeroesUnlimited]

The Lexas Chainsaw Massacre

[HeroesUnlimited]

"The Mysterious Case of Ben Hubbard" (The Mysterious Case of Benjamin Button)

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"The Back 40 year old virgin" (The 40 year old virgin)

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"The Indian in the Hubbard" (The Indian in the Cupboard)

[AdamTyree]

this is comedy at its finest :lol:

[HeroesUnlimited]

this is comedy at its finest :lol:

Feel free to jump in any time! :)

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"Year 33.1" (Year One) - Clark goes back in time to the year 33.1 and meets the first Kryptonians ever to visit the planet Earth. He is disappointed to learn that Will Ferrell and Jack Black are actually Kryptonians. :)

[SGuthrie27]

LOL, you people are hilarious! I'll try to come up with a few, though I doubt they'll be as funny as what's already been listed...

Broken Green Arrow (Broken Arrow) - when a green-leather-clad archer steals two nuclear weapons in the Utah desert, can his old army buddy, with the help of park ranger Lana Lang stop the American southwest from becoming a radioactive wasteland?

Jitter all the Way (Jingle All the Way) - Can Earl Jenkins make it back home in time for Christmas without shaking apart every form of transportation he tries to use?

Star's Trek (Star Trek) - Dealer of love lipsticks and calming candles, cameo character Star leaves Metropolis to join the crew of the U.S.S. El-Terprise and help protect the universe from Pete Ross and The Rossulans!

Driving Miss Nicodemus Flower (Driving Miss Daisy) - Can an old woman's trusted chauffeur put up with her crazy antics after she gets sprayed by a mysterious flower and asks him to go skinny dipping with her in the drainage ditch down the road?

Saturday Night Fever Letter (Saturday Night Fever) - Chloe Sullivan is a (mostly) uneducated Brooklyn -- actually Smallville -- teenager who loves writing heartfelt letters for unconscious guys and living it up on the dance floor at the local disco!

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[HeroesUnlimited]

LOL, you people are hilarious! I'll try to come up with a few, though I doubt they'll be as funny as what's already been listed...

Broken Green Arrow (Broken Arrow) - when a green-leather-clad archer steals two nuclear weapons in the Utah desert, can his old army buddy, with the help of park ranger Lana Lang stop the American southwest from becoming a radioactive wasteland?

Jitter all the Way (Jingle All the Way) - Can Earl Jenkins make it back home in time for Christmas without shaking apart every form of transportation he tries to use?

Star's Trek (Star Trek) - Dealer of love lipsticks and calming candles, cameo character Star leaves Metropolis to join the crew of the U.S.S. El-Terprise and help protect the universe from Pete Ross and The Rossulans!

Driving Miss Nicodemus Flower (Driving Miss Daisy) - Can an old woman's trusted chauffeur put up with her crazy antics after she gets sprayed by a mysterious flower and asks him to go skinny dipping with her in the drainage ditch down the road?

Saturday Night Fever Letter (Saturday Night Fever) - Chloe Sullivan is a (mostly) uneducated Brooklyn -- actually Smallville -- teenager who loves writing heartfelt letters for unconscious guys and living it up on the dance floor at the local disco!

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

LOL!!! Nice! :lol:

"Drag me to El" (Drag me to Hell)

"Angels of Vengeance and Demons" (Angels and Demons)

"The Langover" (The Hangover)

"The Taking of Pelham 33.1" (The Taking of Pelham 123)

"Kryptonite at the Museum" (Night at the Museum)

[SGuthrie27]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was trying to think of a movie that started with "Night" but I couldn't come up with one right away! I love "Kryptonite at the Museum! And "The Langover?!" CLASSIC!

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Kryptonite at the Meteor Rocks Bury" (Night at the Roxbury)

[HeroesUnlimited]

Transformers: Revenge of the Phelan

Nell Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Ice Age: Dawn Stiles of the Dinosaurs
(http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810004564/info)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Frost Roger Nixon"

[Degobunny]

how about "Encounters of the Kryptonian Kind"(Encounters of the third kind) or
"Smallville's: The Phantom Zone Menace"(Starwar's Phantom Menace) and let's not forgot
"Lex-Files: Somebody Save Me" (X-Files: I want to believe)

[HeroesUnlimited]

how about "Encounters of the Kryptonian Kind"(Encounters of the third kind) or
"Smallville's: The Phantom Zone Menace"(Starwar's Phantom Menace) and let's not forgot
"Lex-Files: Somebody Save Me" (X-Files: I want to believe)

Not bad!

[xrayvision]

8-Symbol Mile (8 Mile): Zod is struggling to make a name for himself as several members from the House of El b**chslap him and kick his ass nightly. After having enough, Zod learns how to use a sword, how to look badass in black trenchcoats, and finally how to make Jor-El kneel before him. He finally rises to power and invents the phrase "Kneel before Zod".

I actually thought about this after watching Zod get b**chslapped in Savior.

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33.1 Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest (One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest): a movie about the legal capacity of an asylum.

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13 Going On 33.1 (13 Going On 30): a chick flick involving Maddie Van Horn & exploding babies.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Cloudy with a chance of Pie" - does this one really need an explanation? ;)

"GI Jor-el"

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Monty Python and the PLOT Holy Grail" - Monty Python assists Clark in his search for the Stones of Knowledge.

[xrayvision]

^^Haha, nice. I wonder who the Black Knight would be. Would Clark be Sir Galahad?

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Fried Green Arrows" (Fried Green Tomatoes) - Tess becomes fed up with the Green Arrow's constant meddling in her affairs so she constructs a giant frying pan in the Luthor mansion, which he unknowingly jumps into when he breaks in. Tess turns the flame all the way up and cooks him alive.

[Degobunny]

It Is All My Fault; a in depth documentary of Clark explaining how everything in Smallville is somehow his fault

Love Me: The Lana Lang Story; Lana discusses her love life during the Smallville Years

Secret Files of a Soon To Be Ace Reporter; Lois discusses her climb to the top of the Daily Planet.

Super sidekick; Chloe discusses the pros and cons of keeping Clark's secret.

Rags to Riches; a documentary on how Smallville changed Oliver Queen's Life

Can anyone hear me?; An FAQ video about all the questions reguarding Shelby ranging from location in offscreenville to who takes of Shelby, these and many more questions are answered.

[jjgravitas]

... but instead of the 1973 film with Jeff Bridges and his drinking buddies we get the blue-skinned icey kid creating more chaos for Agent Waller. The main obstacle: they're both dead by the end of Season 9.

[xrayvision]

The Langover (The Hangover): Clark, Lex, Whitney, and all of Lana's other boyfriends get so sick of Lana that they escape to Vegas. But after a night of partying, nobody can find Whitney. After dealing with killers, Mike Tyson & his tiger, and everything else, they realize that Whitney's dead anyway, so it doesn't really matter where his body is.

[ReignoftheSupermen]

"The Lionseid" (The Blind Side) - Sandra Bullock takes in Lionseid (Darkseid in Lionel) and gives him a loving home while he plays football at Met U and hopes to be drafted into the NFL by The Metropolis Sharks.

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"Van vs. Food" (Travel Channel's Man V. Food) - Van McNulty travels across the country sampling local cuisine and competing in food challenges.

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"Bizzaro Foods" (Travel Channel's Bizzare Foods with Andrew Zimmer) - Bizzaro travels the globe eating the most exotic foods in various regions of the world.

[ReignoftheSupermen]

"LuTHOR" (Thor) - Thor comes to Earth as a baby and is found and raised by Lionel Luthor. After having his head shaved and being renamed "Lex", then dating Lana Lang and being emasculated, Thor leaves Earth.