Smallville story Game

[Wolfgame]

Not sure if this has been done yet but id like to apply the rules ( sortof) of another thread ive seen but create a Smallville episode 15 words or less at a time .. hoping this turns out either good or at least humorous :lol:

Remember 15 words or less for each post at a time


Here goes....


Scene 1


Clark is alsleep in his bed, he is jolted awake by a load scream outside..

[Sharkie]

he superspeeds to his window! On the lawn is an old woman, yelling "Clark is...

[EmperorZoom]

A Monkey! to which Clark responded with "Oh yeah well your a big fat ugly...

[Sharkie]

Lana clone! I'll beat you with a tree!" Clark supersped down stairs, only to find....

[EmperorZoom]

His parents going at it like jackrabbits.,Clark then runs outside only to find...

[Sharkie]

he didn't get dressed this morning. He wakes from his dream thinking...

[EmperorZoom]

"Cocaines a helluva drug"...Clark then gets up and dresses up like Rick James and...

[Sharkie]

goes to school. Once he is there, he learns that, GASP, Chloe has been kidnapped by a...

[EmperorZoom]

FOTW, Clark finds him and asks "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

[Dukegirl]

The FOTW simply stares at Clark and start laughing

[Smallvillenews]

Clark said, "Shut up laughing or I'll teach you a lesson, you won't forget."

[Dukegirl]

So the FOTW quickly obeyed because he was afraid of Clark

[M.D.]

Which wasn't logical considering the FOTW's power was turning anything into ...

[moomin]

Custard!

Having realised this, clark rapidly produced a spoon from his pocket and proceeded to......

[Dukegirl]

eat the custard, licking his lips afterwards, a big satisfied grin spreading all over his face

[moomin]

Pete then took it upon himself to describe this as a lovely IKEA piece and...

[Dukegirl]

Clark said: Cool I'll take you home, my Mum is looking for a new couch and picked Pete up

[Smallvillenews]

and carried him home. Martha stopped baking as Clark came in and walked over to

[moomin]

His Lana shrine which was next to his Chloe voodoo doll, she then told him....

[Dukegirl]

"You have to stop treating your friends like they're your toys!"

[Miranda]

Clark put Pete down and and stabbed the Chloe voodoo doll in the back with a needle. Chloe was in the Torch office and

[Dukegirl]

fell down, moaning and trying to touch her back with her hands, trying to scream for help but...

[Smallvillenews]

nobody could hear her screams and she fell to the floor in a squirming heap,

[Miranda]

thinking she was dying. She reached for her cellphone in a lot of pain and dialed

[Smallvillenews]

Clark's mobile..... "Help me Clark", she screamed into the phone. Clark began to laugh like

[Wolfgame]

a choaking monkey. He replied "why should i help you"?

[Sharkie]

She said "Because of all we mean together. Remember our song! Somebody Save Me!"

[Miranda]

"Who do you think i am? Superman? If you need help just call 911!"

[SuperPillowGun]

Lana said: "Plz Clark! he'll kill me!!!"

[krpto]

then he dropped the phone he was using to talk to chloe and saved lana

[SuperPillowGun]

Lana thank him and for some reason couldn't remember anything (how shocking!!!! :eek: ) :lol:

[Hydra]

However Clark acted like he had a huge secret . He said, "Lana I didn't use...

[SuperPillowGun]

my powers... it was luck.. wait I said powers, I meant showers, I didnt shower before I came, no, no I don't stink, I.. I.. ..........."


"Clark, Clark! It's time to get up! you need to help you father outside" Said Martha

[Hydra]

Clark realized this was the second time he had woken up that day. He stood up and...

[SuperPillowGun]

Put on his clothes and went down to help his father

[axisoftime]

When a bat flew past him and he said"That gives me an idea"

[Hydra]

Suddenly Bruce Wayne popped in (after finishing a business meeting with Lex and thought it would be a good idea to meet Clark because it might boost ratings) and said "don't even think about it, that's my gig"...

[JayChicago23]

Dick Grayson shows up and says holy rusted metal Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean Bruce. Alfred pulls up in a stretch Bentley and gets out and says Bruce the Red phone is ringing sir....................................

[Hydra]

Unfortunately the phone was made of RedK, and Clark grabs the phone and starts swearing at the commisioner of Gotham...

[PsychoSupes]

At which point, every fanboy in earth has a simultaneous orgasm from the cross-over.

[Hydra]

After cleaning up the fanboys get back to watching Smalliville just in time to see Clark...

[SuperPillowGun]

still with Bruce, talking business..

Clark: "So in which episode you're coming back? we need you"

Bruce: "Clark, I......."

[Hydra]

Bruce: "I think you're a pansy. Why don't you try scaring the crap out of your enemies?"

Clark: "because I'm..."

[PsychoSupes]

Clark: "... I'm not sure they're constipated. Besides, a laxative could get the crap out of them better than scaring them with a dark bat suit."
Bruce: "Hold that thought."
Bruce gets up and runs to the toilet at the other end of Wayne manor so Clark won't hear him.

[Hydra]

As clark eaves droppes with his Superhearing Lex enters (he was there to talke business with Bruce).

Lex: "Clark, did you..."

[PsychoSupes]

Lex continues: "... happen to know where Bruce went? I need to talk some business with him?"
Clark: "He is doing some 'business' right now, actually, and it sounds like he needs some help."
Clark then...

[Hydra]

Knocks Lex out (so he doesn't see Clark use his powers) and barges down Bruces bathroom door to find him...

[axisoftime]

(WHere is this thread going lol)

practiceing throwing a batarang-that hits Clark but dosent hurt him-Bruce looks at him mysteriously

[Hydra]

and asks "do you work out? That's quite the six pack"

Clark responds...

[krpto]

no i am an alien from krypton so i am naturally in good shape

[Mysticlies]

(Then Lana interrupts Clark)

Lana: Clark like what are you doing in Bruce’s washroom? Is there something you want to tell, something that might clear up all the problems in my life?
Clark: uhh yea … I was just here talking with Bruce about something, I guess he ran of while I went off talking about my great bod… I think he’s jealous, besides what are you doing here?

Lana responds:

[PsychoSupes]

Lana responds by chanting in Latin as her eyes glow neon purple: "Odi et amo, quare id facere forasse requiris...Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior"*

Clark: Ummmm... Isobel is that you? Lana, you do realize that resorting to this level of melodrama works best for a different WB fantasy-show, right? By the way, can you please leave?

At which point, Bruce gets so fed up that he...















*Translation: I hated and I love, perhaps you ask why I do it...I don't know, but I feel it and I'm tortured.

[Hydra]

Makes out with Lana. In turn she is so shocked and appalled that she runs away. Clark breaths a sigh of relief.
Bruce: "Where's Lex?"
Clark: "He's unconsious... I knocked him out so he wouldn't see my powers.
Bruce responds...

[krpto]

you have powers???

[Hydra]

Clark: "Ummmm... no! That is, not really. I mean-I don't know why I just said that!" *Clark looks around nervously, and swiftly knocks Bruce out*

Just then Chloe enters...

[Mysticlies]

Chloe: what’s this …oh no Clark did you nock out my latest story again.
Clark: no I was just... I mean I…

*Then Dick Grayson enters*: hey Chloe I am ready to go no… oh
Clark: Chloe who’s this, *clenches fists*

Chloe responds…

[Hydra]

Chloe: He's my boyfreind
Clark heat rays Dick's shoe.
Chloe:....

[krpto]

hey clark don't use heat vision on my

[Hydra]

Boyfreind.

Clark: How did you know I used heat vision. It should be invisible to your eys?

[Mysticlies]

Chloe: Oh Clark please I am a reporter so don't pretend like you don't know, that I know, that you know, that I am pretending that I don't know about what you know..

Clark responses

[PETER WEST]

I don't know what your talking about Chloe, All I know is that I'm in love with Lois.

Chloe responses

[Mysticlies]

*Chloe breaksdown, and runs away*

Clark: hey Chloe come-on I was just kidding please come back, besides you are dating my rival’s sidekick.
Dick: hey I am not just a sidekick you know

*Clark goes to nock out Dick, but is suddenly intervened by…*

[Hydra]

A chunk of RedK, which Dick thought to use against Clark because he was under the impression that 'Meteor Rocks' (Kryptonite) was fatal to Clark.

Clark responds by...

[krpto]

decking him in the

[Hydra]

groin.

Dick (appropraitly named) leans over and falls to the floor in a state of unrelenting agony.

Clark chases after chloe (RedK in hand), and...

[krpto]

says i don't like your boyfriend now where is lois.

[Hydra]

Chloe: She's having a shower.
Clark: Really? A shower? Now? Whatever for?
Chloe: It seems to be the thing to do these days. Wanna make out for a while so I can distract you until I figure out a way to fix your strange behavior?
Clark:...

[krpto]

no i am gonna find lois in the

[Hydra]

shower.

(some one else take it from here, just don't make to too naughty):p

[krpto]

then chloe said shut up and

[Mysticlies]

*and goes in search for dick*

*a voice comes from the backround* : miss me hot shot...

* Clark turns around and sees...

[krpto]

lois stepping out of the shower and he

realized he was day dreaming and

[Mysticlies]

*Uncontrollably sets the whole washroom on fire with his heat vision ray.* :lol:

Lois screams and ...

[PETER WEST]

What the matter SMALLVILLE I'm I to Hot for you?

Clark then makes out with Lois after putting out the fire.

Chloe comes back & says.

[krpto]

what are me and lana supposed to do

[PETER WEST]

Clark says to Get Lost!

[Mysticlies]

Lana pops up from no where with purple eyes and says how dare yo say that to Chloe

Chloe is speechles ...

[PETER WEST]

Bad Clark says He sick of Lana winying,

[Mysticlies]

the stupid WB blurs the Tv screen

and then when the TV screen comes back on...

[PETER WEST]

Clark is Flying with Lois in his arms.

[Mysticlies]

Lana gets jealous and magically sprouts demon … I mean angle wings and takes of with Chloe under her talons.



* by the way I am an Lana fan*:D

[PETER WEST]

And Lana is telling Lex she loves him.

Lex says he has feeling for Chloe as well as Lana.

Meanwhile Clark & Lois are in the clouds together, where Clark tells Lois how much she means to him.

And Lois says she also has feelings for him too.

[Mysticlies]

* Bruce comes back *: Dam it are you freaks still at my house, and why is there a hole in my roof?

[PETER WEST]

Bruce sees Lex bound together by ropes with Chloe in the center as Lanabell starts to use her powers to drain energy from them.

[Mysticlies]

Bruce: when your done Lana please clean up

Lana : ok my brucyyy

Lex and Chloe: your cheating on us Lana!!!

lana:...

[PETER WEST]

Clark & Lois come to the resuce, Lanabell hit Clark with a boilt of lighting,Whlie Lois frees Chloe & Lex, Bruce takes them to a safe place as Clark & Lanabell fight.

[Mysticlies]

hell brakes losse...Lightning, fire, Latin and English,swear words flying all over the place.

[PETER WEST]

The Flash helps Clark get up, Lanabell start to Fly & The Battle is taken to the skies. As Clark follows her.

[krpto]

flash kisses lanabell who becomes unposesed then chloe walks in and kisses

[Mysticlies]

Bruce, infront of Lex tearfull eyes...:(

[PETER WEST]

Clark Flying at super speeding in the air tries to get Lanabell to the ground, as he does Lanabell, Hit him again with Lighting only this time she take a Kryptonite rock out of her pocket and , Clark suddenly falls,

Lucky for him The Flash was their to save him.
Lanabell starts attacking them.

[krpto]

lex crys because he is secretly in love with chloe even more than his father is.

[Mysticlies]

*then all of a sudden Bruce enters with the police*: yea arrest all these hooligans thinking my house is some kind of part club.

*Everyone suddenly stops dead in their tracks, and starting laughing like crazy

[krpto]

the superman walks in and says what in the world is going on in this universe

[Mysticlies]

Clark: who the hell are you, and why do you look like me?

the superman replies

[Hydra]

I'm from the future! I have traveled back in time to tell you to get your hands off Lois. She's mine!

Clark: but...

[Mysticlies]

Clark: But she's mine, I love her, why don’t you just pick one of the other girls in this room?

*Intrigued the superman looks across the room till he…*

[krpto]

saw lana and then he

[Mysticlies]

*breaksdown in tears* : Lana is that you … impossible I thought you ... I held your frail body within my trembling hands… I witnessed you fade before my eyes


*Tearful Lanabelle*: I am confused …

[Hydra]

Lanabelle:What are you trying to say?

Superman:I thought I was rid of you for good. I thought I would never have to lay eyes on you again.

Lois:...

[Mysticlies]

Lois: Man your rude…I think I like the younger you better

The superman:

[Hydra]

Superman:Fine then! *grabs Chloe, and makes out with her* I'll take her instead. She's waited long enough as it is!
Clark then grabs Lois and makes out with her, leaving Dick to make out with Lana.

Lex & Bruce:...

[Mysticlies]

*lexs makes a move*

bruce: Any step closer and I'll kill you

lex...

[Hydra]

Just then Deserri Atkins and Helen Bryce return and intrude on the mating dance of the hero's. On top of that Alicia teleports in to make out with the Flash.

Lex and Bruce look at each other.

Both: Oh yeah.

[Mysticlies]

*Lionel enters*
Lionel: people what is going on here?

*someone speaks up* ...

[Hydra]

Lex: It's the mating dance of Zion. Join us Martha Kent should be here soon to pick up Clark (she's coming so that Clark gives the false impression that he needs a ride).

Lionel:...

[krpto]

why are you acting like a buch of crazy people

[Hydra]

*Lex gets tired of Loinels repetitive questions, pulls out a gun and shoots his dear ol' dad very dead*

Lex: What Have I done? I can feel my dark side unleashed, in all it's glory.

Bruce:...

[Mysticlies]

Lionel : You need to see a physiologist son, you’re delusional. don’t act so surprised Lex, my will to live is carried on by Clark’s… unusual body... configuration which we shared for moment, so please don't unsult me by using a simple gun on me.

Lex ….

[Hydra]

Lex: DAMN IT!!!!! *Shoots him in multiple areas of the body until bullets run out, ties him up, smashes blunt object over Lionel, takes a knife, slices Lionel into little peices and then burns them* What Have I done? Now I can really feel my dark side unleashed, in all it's glory.

*meanwhile while all this is going on everyone is still making out with each other*

Bruce:...

[Mysticlies]

Bruce: that's it I think everyone has had enough for today, so get out of my house, and Lex please clean up that bloddy mess you left, and girls please don't leave your belongs all over the place

*everyone leaves giving Bruce a evil glance*

*Clark leaves with ...*

[Hydra]

Clark Leaves with Lois. Superman leaves with Chloe. Dick leaves with Lana. The Flash and Alicia teleport to places unknown.

Bruce remains with Desirree Atkins (pheremone woman).

Meanwhile Lex and Helen Bryce step outside to talk about their relationship (they haven't had a chance to talk since she narrowly escaped Lex in 'Phoenix').

Lex...

[Mysticlies]

Lex: Helen is it true that you tried to murder me?

Helen: uhmm... lets talk this over some wine

Lex...

[Hydra]

Lex: Help yourself. I'm not really thirsty.

Helen: Not even for old times sake?

Lex:...

[Mysticlies]

Lex: why Helen it almost as if your forcing me to drink the wine.

Helen: what, no Lex I just want you to...*gets cut short by Lex*

Lex: but seeing as how I am an alcoholic, what the heck.

*Lex about to take a sip, and gets interrupted by...*

[Hydra]

Clark: Lex I have a huge favour to ask of you. Could I borrow a few million Dollars? Lois and I want to spend a night out on the town. I would ask Bruce, but he's still ticked about the mess in his mansion.

Lex:...

[Mysticlies]

Lex: Again this is the third time this month, what do you do in downtown anyway

Clark...

[PETER WEST]

I um..........Help people.

Lex says Right

[Mysticlies]

lex around him : Dam it Clark you just had to distract me, now Helen is gone.

Clark...

[PETER WEST]

sorry.

Lex races off to find Helen

[Mysticlies]

Clar: great I am alone again, what should I do now...

[PETER WEST]

Clark hears a painfull ringing noise, & suddenly Flies out to find the source.

[Mysticlies]

till he ends up in the cave.

Clark: what are you doing here?

*_____ respondes* :....

[kia]

The man from the phone company responds: I'm disconnecting the phone.

Apparantly the wires crossed at the phone would ring randomly. But its ok, this phone's ringer is a special high-pitched ring that only dumb animals like dogs can hear.

[Mysticlies]

Clark: ok ok... wait a sec when did the cave get a phone, wait this is a setup...

[Hydra]

Suddenly the phone man turns in to Lionel, who has just ressurected himself after making a deal with the devil... I mean himself.

Lionel: I'm in league with Jor-El now Clark, and the only way you can defeat me is to say my name backwards twice!

Clark: But...

[Mysticlies]

Clark: but that sounds so stupid... plus I think *looks embrassed* I forgot your name

Lional: Clark after all that evil and torment I put you and your family through you forgot my name!

Clark...

[Hydra]

Clark:What can I say, you were a jerk, but we will never be arch enemies. I'm reserving that right for your son.

Lionel. I'm Lionel dangit!

Just then Superman from the future enters with Chloe in a passionate embrace.

[Mysticlies]

Clark: Chloe I still can't belive you choose me over me, it's killing me you know.

Chloe: Clark you did this to yourself, I had enough of you playing games with my emotions

Clark...

[Hydra]

Clark: But I love you!

Chloe: We could always go for a threesome.

Superman: That's uncharectaristicly naughty of you.

Chloe: In this thread everyone has been acting a little weird.

Lionel:...

[Mysticlies]

Lionel: well of course... I drugged the drinks at the mansion, Bruce is probably making out with a broom right now, and it was actually pretty funny… I am so bad

Chloe: wait a sec you drugged the drinks... that means everyone… everything that happened no one had an idea what they were doing. Oh God that explains a lot

Clark:

[Hydra]

Clark: Yes it always makes the most sense when everyone is confused.

Chloe:...

[SuperPillowGun]

Chloe: Yeah, I agree, I mean no, yeah, no...... yea......AHHHHHHH

Clark:

[Hydra]

Clark: So what should we do now?

Superman:...

[krpto]

the chicken dance

[Hydra]

Lionel: This is ridiculous *say name twice backwards and dissapears*.

Superman: Right so lets start that Chicken dance thing.

Suddenly...

[Mysticlies]

Chloe asks: hey I never knew that kryptonians did the chicken dance?

The superman: oh yea, it's our national dance, we do it every time

*Lionel pops back*: freaks *pops back out*

Clark: …

[Hydra]

Clark: I sense Jor-El's presence.

Superman: Dad's here?

Chloe:...

[Mysticlies]

Chloe: who is Jor-El's?

Clark: oh no one...just a ... friend from overseas, really really overseas.

the superman...

[SuperPillowGun]

Superman: Sounds sababa, but do you really think so ??

Clark:

[Hydra]

Superman: I haven't talked to dad in quite some time.

Suddenly General Zod pops up from the future in an attempt to kill Superman

Jor-El:...

[SuperPillowGun]

Jor-El: Son, join uncle Zod!

Zod:

[Hydra]

Zod: Man traffic was terrible on my way back into the past.

Suddenly Mxyzptlk comes in (the real one from the comics)...

[SuperPillowGun]

Mxyzptlk: Hey guys!

The guys:
(the ones who were there, I think ... Clark/Superman, Chloe, Jor-El and Zod)

[Hydra]

The guys: What do you want?

Mxyzptlk: I want you to...

[SuperPillowGun]

Get away from here! it's my place!

The guys: Where are we again?????

Clark:

[Hydra]

Clark: I have a strange compulsion to outwit you.

Suddenly, out of the blue...!!!

[SuperPillowGun]

or actually the dark... came out Lex Luther....

and said:...

[Hydra]

I Killed Helen! What am I becoming?

Superman:...

[krpto]

dude she tried to kill you and why did i just say dude

[Hydra]

Chloe: It could be the meteor rocks, but I think it has something to do with the fact that you've traveled back in time, and now your reverting back into a teenager.

Lex: Didn't you guys hear me? That's the second person I killed today

Clark:

[SuperPillowGun]

Clark:

We heard, we heard!

*uses heat vision on Lex*

Lex: NOOOO... Clark I.........

[PETER WEST]

Clark suddenly wakes up & discover it was all a Bad Dream,

Clark says:No pizza for me before bed.

Clark superspeeds down for Breakfast with his parents.

Morning Son Says Jonathan

Clark What the Matter ? asked Martha

I had a really freaky Dream Last night. Says Clark

As Clark telles them, He hears someone in Trouble, And Superspeeds out of the Kent farm, to a Gas station where a Family is traped in a Fire.

Clark rips out the sidedoor, & take The parents to safety, He runs back to the car to save the baby, Just as The Gas Station blows up, Clark suddenly appears with the baby in his arms, He hands the baby to the mother at Superspeed & then race off To school. Unknown to Clark somebody in the shadow had seen everything & caught it on tape too.

[SuperPillowGun]

Clark got back home and told his parents what happend....as he tells them, the window breakes! Clark protects his parents, and then goes to look what happend, he's looking at the stone seeing an envelope attached to it! he picks it up and rips it open ...

The letter says:......

[PETER WEST]

I know your Secret Kent!

[Mysticlies]

Clark: this better not be Pete again, I hate when he does this.

Pete: no it's not me this time

Clark: what the hell, Pete my man what are you doing here

Pete...

[kia]

pete: Yeah, The PTB decided nobody likes me, so I'm suppose to deliver one last cryptic message and die.

Clark: Huh

/Random gunfire hits Pete

Pete: Beware the LL........

/pete dies

clark: nooooooooooooo!

[Mysticlies]

Martha: wow Clark your getting good at the screaming NOOO part

Clark: yea I know, I have been practicing.

Jonathan: oh it's ok Clark; don't cry this is Smallville; he’ll most likely come back to life in a few more episodes.

Clark: what did the LL thing mean?

[krpto]

martha: Probablly Lionel luthor
Pete: No lex you idiot

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Lex: Im not an idiot! My shrink tells me im...

[UWOCheerJason]

a special little boy, and that i should go to sleep now...

Pete/Clark: ?????

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Pete: You know? He's kinda sexy when he's sleeping.

Clark:...

[antwon8976]

clark: he dfinitely is pete


pete:...

[krpto]

i meant to look out for lex not lionel luthor you morons lex will be the evil one now i must die again *dies*

[Mysticlies]

Clark: ok see ya later bro

Clark: Lex get up, jees I hate when people just fall asleep in my kitchens, it's just so weird.

Lex…

[PETER WEST]

goes to his secret level 33 & pulls out a green crystal with Kryptonian symbols on it.

[krpto]

then darth vader walks in and

[PETER WEST]

turns on his red lightsaber & attcks Lex.

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Lex: Clark...don't do this....YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME CLARK!!!Stop trying to be so secretive about it. I knew that was your secret for the longest time....

[krpto]

then darth vader interupts saying: Clark i am your father
Jor-el: No i am his father.

[PETER WEST]

Then Luke shows up with a Green Lightsaber & fights to the Death aginstis Darth Vader.

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Lex: Hey were talking abou ME here!

[PETER WEST]

Luke uses the Force to Fly to confornt his father, And says Father I see the good in you,Let go of your hate.

Clark says Jee I wish I could say the same about my dad.

Lex says Me too.

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Than Lex runs to Lana's house and pulls out a knife.

[PETER WEST]

And confonts his father to a sword duel to the death.

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Then something happens.Arage of fury sweeps over him and suddenly he want to take down his best friend: Clark Kent. Dun Dun Dun.

[PETER WEST]

Clark take a Vader lightsaber & battles Lex.

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Than Lex breaks down and starts to sob.

[PETER WEST]

While Jor-EL talks to Kal-EL & tells him he is proud of him & that he loves him.Plus he tells Kal-EL that he isn't going to rule the world but, He's going to protect it.

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Lex is getting jealous and wishes his fahter would love him that way.

Lex rushes over to Kal-El and Jor-El and embraces them in a group hug.

[krpto]

then the phone rings and it is a telemargeter calling for

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Lionel. He wants his daytime phone number.

[krpto]

clark: what is this call for lionel regarding
telemarketer: We want his home phone number so we can call him every five minutes asking him to change inshurance companys to gieco or aflack wich ever we want to sell him at that moment

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Clar starts making out with Lex.

[Mysticlies]

*Lios comes screaming*: how dare you Clark make out with Lanabelle

Clark: what are you talking about this is Lex

*Lex turns into Lanbelle*: yup it's me Lanabelle, I just felt like playing with your emotions by switiching bodies, and may I say clark....

[PETER WEST]

Clark wakes up again, Man I've got to stop sleeping.Then hears the ringing sound again this time heads straight to the caves Where

Clark enters the cave walls & heads though a Time gate way, where he returns to the Planet Krypton.

Their he tries to find some answers about his origin.

[Mysticlies]

bumps into an old lady

Old Lady...

[PETER WEST]

That looks like Lana

Clark is puzzled for a minute until, He see a dog runing & jumping right on to him, and licks his face.

Clark see a on the dog tag in Kryptonian the name Krypto. with the EL family smybol on it.

Clark then see a woman ,standing on the ledge of her house , Just as a Quake begins & the building begins to crake, Clark Flies at Super speed to save the woman,

Clark looks into her eyes & see that their eye color is the same, He then see a man who looks like him, He realized that these were his parents Jor-EL & Lara.

[Mysticlies]

Clark: mamam... papapa

the couple....

[PETER WEST]

look at him & say What

Oh,sorry My name is Kal

Jor-EL: I am Jor-EL & this is my wife Lara & our son Kal-EL,and you've already met Krypto our dog.

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Clark looks to the left and notices something.

Clark: IT'S RYAN! HE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD!

clarks rund and trows his arma aroung Ryan in a tight hug.

Ryan: Dead? What? I was never dead?*chuckles* Clark...are you okay?

[PETER WEST]

Anyways Clark finds out that Jor-EL is planing to save his Family by placing them in The Phantom Zone.

Just as he turns it on Jor-EL's brother Zor-EL comes in.

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Clark: Ryan...what are you talking about?

Ryan: What are YOU talking about? Are you sure your okay. By the way how's your mom. Did she tell you yet?

[PETER WEST]

Clark looked again but realized that wasn't Ryan, just somebody that looks like him.

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Clark: Tell me what? Wait...were getting off track. Where did you come from?

Ryan: Well, when a man a woman love each other very much...

[PETER WEST]

Clark wakes up,I've got to stop day dreaming. Man I'm going to go nut's

Back on KRYPTON

Jor-El tells Clark & his brother Zor-EL, That the planet Krypton is going to expoled anytime now.

[Mysticlies]

Clark : what should we do?

Zor-EL: I know we should sacrifice Clark to our enemies and then maybe they won't blow up our planet.

Jor-El.......

[PETER WEST]

Zor-EL it's not his fault, The Planets core is the problem.

Clark: Maybe I can save Krypton

Jor-EL & Zor-EL says how?

Clark says:

[Mysticlies]

well I know a couple of people on earth that my help me and I can start a team or something

*Jor-EL & Zor-EL go into a laughting fit*: yea right like a team of earth heros are going to save us, are you crazy.

Clark:...

[PETER WEST]

just then another earthquake happens,

Zor-EL : says good bye to Jor-EL & Lara, plus Clark,

Jor-EL tells Lara to Bring Baby Kal-EL & Krypto to his Lab.

[Mysticlies]

*Tearful Lara:* I hope he ends up in safe place

Clark: oh don't worry about him I think he's going to end up in a good place
*Clark fly’s to save his family from falling rubble, but finds himself in a strange dimension.

Father Time: sorry Clark I can't allow you to change the flow of history, it could cause confusion within the events of time

Mother Time.....

[PETER WEST]

Clark now you know The Truth about your Family.

Clark: Where I'm I

Father Time: Your in a time protal, Your journey is only begining.

Clark: Why I'm I here?

Father Time: You will see the past From your arrivel on earth to the time you will leave SMALLVILLE.

Clark: No Why must I leave SMALLVILLE


Father Time: It is Your Destiny.

With that Clark is push into a vortex, that he discovers he is in The past of SMALLVILLE,

Clark is in downtown smallville, where he see his Jonathan & Martha at a young age making out.

Clark: I didn't need to see that.

Clark wanders around smallville at Super speed till he reaches to SMALLVILLE High where he see Lana, well not Lana but her mother(Lana isn't even born yet)

[Mysticlies]

*Laura holding hands with Lewis*

Clark: I wish i can warn them but Father Time wanred me not to warn people.

*keeps going on till...*

[PETER WEST]

He see The Ross Brother playing Football

Wow their good.

[Mysticlies]

Clark: but I can take them anytime time

*goes off searching for the reason why the father Time put him in the past*

*finally he reaches the Torch headquarters, looks about and to his surprise finds a wall of weird, expects it called the wall of bizarre. It had similar pictures like the ones at the wall of weird*: Wait a sec I think this is what I am searching for, *starts reading through the newspaper cliping till he reaches…*

[PETER WEST]

to a place in smallville where he discovers post kryptonite rocks, Left by Jor-EL when he came to earth, Clark begins to notice he is turning see though like a ghosts.

[Hydra]

The reason he is becoming see through is because his powers are changing. Slowly he is becoming a being of pure energy. In time (the next few posts), he will need an energy suit provided by the Luthors that will enable him to control his awsome energies.

[PETER WEST]

Clark runs at Super speed ,Because he is scared & breaks thought the Time protal, & lands into the time of the Meteor shower.

Clark looks at all the damages being done,by the meteor shower, He sees A little Lana with her aunt, Just as his parents leave Neil's flowers shop & The second Meteor hits Lana's Parents. He tries to do something to stop it but can't because he's see through, Clark super speeds to the field as he see his ship come down, He see his parents turck turned over into, the dich were his ship landed, He see himself as a Child walking barefoot walking up to the truck & pulling off the Door of the turck, To get his parents out.

He also see his parent's talking about what to do with him. They both decide to keep the child but tell know one of how they found him.

Clark see Jonathan asking Martha how are they going to get back on the road,

Martha: says I don't know

Little Clark suddenly runs at super speed up to the road, & stands at a blue truck, The Kents see a friend of their who was killed in the meteor shower, The Kent's take the turck with the ship.

Clark later see a man who runs into the middle off the road, The Man is Lionel Luthor...... He ask for help.

Clark see his father pick up & help The Luthors to the hospital,He also see little Clark look at Jr. Lex Luthor...

The Kents arrive in

[ElphiesScarecrow]

france instead of Smallville. Lionel says, "Jonathan, why don't I drive?" Then jonathan agrees. they eat muffins and cupcakes and pet unicorns all day until Clark discovered all of this was a dream. He got out of bed and he felt a sudden urge to ride his unicorn while eating muffins and cupcakes and other pastries. Later, everyone died. He was the last one on earth because he was immortal. Then, he shot himself with a kryptonit bullet in the head and died. THE END...or is it...? All of a sudden...

[PETER WEST]

Originally posted by PETER WEST
Clark runs at Super speed ,Because he is scared & breaks thought the Time protal, & lands into the time of the Meteor shower.

Clark looks at all the damages being done,by the meteor shower, He sees A little Lana with her aunt, Just as his parents leave Neil's flowers shop & The second Meteor hits Lana's Parents. He tries to do something to stop it but can't because he's see through, Clark super speeds to the field as he see his ship come down, He see his parents turck turned over into, the dich were his ship landed, He see himself as a Child walking barefoot walking up to the truck & pulling off the Door of the turck, To get his parents out.

He also see his parent's talking about what to do with him. They both decide to keep the child but tell know one of how they found him.

Clark see Jonathan asking Martha how are they going to get back on the road,

Martha: says I don't know

Little Clark suddenly runs at super speed up to the road, & stands at a blue truck, The Kents see a friend of their who was killed in the meteor shower, The Kent's take the turck with the ship.

Clark later see a man who runs into the middle off the road, The Man is Lionel Luthor...... He ask for help.

Clark see his father pick up & help The Luthors to the hospital,He also see little Clark look at Jr. Lex Luthor...

The Kents arrive in

In Smallville, where Lionel thanks them & tells them if they need any help to ask me. Clark later sees Little Clark a little later at the Kent farm where , Sheiff Ethan comes in & talks to Jonathan, He then see little Clark run pass Martha into the front room. The Kents tell Ethan that this their Son Clark. Clark see Little Clark run super fast around the house & his other powers after Ethan is gone. He see His parents try to conrtol.......

[ElphiesScarecrow]

france instead of Smallville. Lionel says, "Jonathan, why don't I drive?" Then jonathan agrees. they eat muffins and cupcakes and pet unicorns all day until Clark discovered all of this was a dream. He got out of bed and he felt a sudden urge to ride his unicorn while eating muffins and cupcakes and other pastries. Later, everyone died. He was the last one on earth because he was immortal. Then, he shot himself with a kryptonit bullet in the head and died. THE END...or is it...? All of a sudden...

[PETER WEST]

Scarecrow shows up with Fear gas,Just as Their seem to be no hope for Clark.
Batman appaers kick Scarecrows ass.

[Mysticlies]

Clark: Batman what are you doing her, and how come you never died?

Batman: well you see Lanabelle discovered that the entire race wasn't killed of. Everyone wasn't killed just sent to the frozen dimension, where they were held by some Marvel Dude. Fortunately for me Lanabelle once dated this Marvel dude, and he let her escape with one person, of her choice, and she picked me.

Clark: I thought she was evil

Batman: well she is, she just said she wanted the human race to continue to live so she can take it over, so she helping us being them back.

Clark: and now what

*Lanabelle appears*: now we might unit and create a force of our own to defeat this marvel dude, and we don’t have much time.

Clark: I agree but alone we might not stand a chance, we need to find more help

Batman......

[AlexanderTheGreat]

But Hes too powerful and runs full speed into the side of the Lang's house.

[Mysticlies]

*Batman whispers to Lanabelle*: I told you this was a bad idea. He’s obviously crazy

Lanabell: oh stop complaining he still may be able to help us, as long as he stops running through people's houses…ouch that must have hurt

Clark: ok I am back, I need to relieve my self of some stress, so this is what I got, = Lanabelle I want you to teleport to lex mansion, and get the lost key, use It to open section 2, in level 33.1 and retrieve me files on the latest subjects. Batman I want you to go back to the bat cave, and create me a supersonic wave ray, able to transmit messages to other dimensions

*Batman and Lanabelle*: but Clark

Clark: No question just go and do what I tell you fast fast, we don’t have much time left, will meet her in 3 hours.

*everyone departs and so does the voyage of saving the world begin*

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Then Ryan apears by Clark's side and asks what he can do.

[Mysticlies]

Go to the torch and get the clipping off the wall of bizarre, for a story dealing with micro-invasion.

Ryan: ok

[ElphiesScarecrow]

Clar: I'll kill the people who kicked scarecrow's ass because he is so cool

[Hydra]

Suddenly Clark waks up again. This time he finds himself flying over Metropolis...

[PETER WEST]

as superman. Heading to the Daily Planet to pick up Lois, for his date in Paris France.

Clark arrives at the roof of The Daily Planet, Were Lois is waiting for him in a nice Black Dress.

Clark: You look beautiful Lois.

Lois: You don't look so bad yourself SMALLVILLE.

Lois: I hope you have your Tux's with you.

Clark: It right here Lois, ready to go?

Lois: Whenever you are SMALLVILLE.

With that he takes Lois in his arms & Flies off at Super speed to Paris.

Minutes Later

Clark now change into his suit & Glasses goes with Lois into a nice French resturant.

[Hydra]

Clark: Doesn't this remind you of the issue where you and I go off on a date, and then the Toyman kills Cat Grant's child?

Lois:...

[PETER WEST]

Clark: I've been so busy I haven't been able to spend much time with you Lois.

Lois: Clark it ok! I understand, being the wife of Superman I realized you would be busy very often.

[ElphiesScarecrow]

Lois: I'm not exactly sure I remember...Could you explain it to me again?

This goes with the one above the above post

[PETER WEST]

Clark:This is one of the things I love about you Lois your understanding.

Lois: Thanks Clark.

Clark moves closer to Lois for a kiss.

[Hydra]

Clark: Oh never mind. It was a silly issue, never mind depressing. Suffice to say that you and I were going on a dinner to date to France and you were wearing a Black dress. I think it was issue 90. or it might have been 91.

Lois: What are you...

*edit* What's this? Someone posted at the same time as me.

Okay starting from the kiss.

They make out and all is well

Meanwhile...

[PETER WEST]

Lois & Clark head to a Hotell just as Clark hears someone in trouble,

Clark says he has to go.

Lois: Hurry back Smallville

Clark changes into Superman

And flies off to resuce someone in trouble.

He then spot the trouble, Metallo

Metallo: SUPERMAN What are you doing here?

SUPERMAN: Stoping you from put people in Danger. With that Clark Punches Metallo hard into the ground.

[ElphiesScarecrow]

lex has something cooked up his sleeve...what is it? Turkey...

[PETER WEST]

But before he can get in a another good punch Metallo Shoot's Kryptonine out of his eyes.

And sent Superman flying backwards out of the ground into the sky.

[ElphiesScarecrow]

All of a sudden, A loud noise is heard from across the city...It is....

[PETER WEST]

Metallo: Didn't expset that one did ya SUPERMAN!!!!!


Originally posted by ElphiesScarecrow
All of a sudden, A loud noise is heard from across the city...It is....

A bird .......It's a Plane no it Superman!!!!!

[Hydra]

Suddenly Doomsday appears.

[PETER WEST]

Just as Metallo thought he'd seen the Last of SUPERMAN.

With a Lead lined car infront of him. Superman fly at super speed into Metallo full Force.


Originally posted by Hydra
Suddenly Doomsday appears.

Lucky For Clark he knows how to beat Doomday This time.

After wraping Metallo in a Lead Lined car. He then Super Charges into Doomday before he can do any real Damage

Clark then picks up Doomday & throws him into the ocean, Their, He Freezes the Water before Doomday breaks thought it, And picks it up & Flies Super fast into Space, & Throws Doomday away, Then Flies Back to be with Lois.

[Hydra]

Once again they make out until they are interrupted by...

[PETER WEST]

When he get's back Lois is waiting for him in....Her a Thong , Clark takes his cape off & rushes to be in Bed with Lois. Just as their about to do "The Deed"

Mr. Mxyzptlk appaers

Mxy: Ah you to Love Birds

Clark: What do you want Mxy?

Lois: Can't you see were in the middle of something here?

Mxy: I came to ask for your Hub's Help Lois.

[Hydra]

Mxyzptlk: Oh sorry I'll leave.

[PETER WEST]

Clark: My help for what?

Mxy: My evil Twin Brother has Taken my wife!

Clark& Lois : We didn't know you had a wife!!!!!!

Mxy: Well I do,

Mxy: I need your help Sups to get her back

Clark : Why Should I help you Mxy?

Mxy: Because your the good guy, And like you have lois. I need my wife too.

Clark: Ok Mxy I'll help, Be Back soon Lois

Mxy: Sups she can come too.

Clark: it to Dangerous.

Lois: I'm coming with you clark.

Lois: Where are we going anyways(Lois put on some more clothes)

Mxy: My home to the 5th dimension !

Clark : Ok Lois

Mxy: I'll Give Lois powers like you, so that you both can help me get my wife back.

Lois: Superwoman I like the sound of that.

Clark: Yes mrs.Kent, Mxy what your wife name

Mxy: Mrs. Gsptlsnz

Clark:Ok.......

With that Lois & Clark along with Mxy's enter the 5th dimension

Lois & Clark arrive in the 5th Dimension, ask Mxy why his wife left him

Mxy: I don't think she left me, I bet my brother took her away.

Clark & Mxy head to Mxy's home where his Twin Brother greets them, By Frezzing them.

Meanwhile Lois goes to find Mrs. Gsptlsnz

Lois finds her on the couch reading.

The Two of them have a woman to woman talk, Lois discovers the reason Mrs. Gsptlsnz left Mxy, was she was tried of Mxy leaving her all alone, while he plans diffrent ways to beat SUPERMAN every 90 days.

She loves Mxy's but he put SUPERMAN over her long enough so she left & spent sometime with his evil Twin brother who at lest spends time. With her, even though he's nut's.

Lois explains to Mrs. Gsptlsnz That before her & Clark got married, but she knew his secert , She sometimes left the same way.But she began to see Clark was always going to be busy but no matter how busy he may have been, He would find time to spend with her, because he loves her.

Mrs. Gsptlsnz says: Do you think Mxy Loves me?

Lois: Yes, so much so He came to our world to ask for our help.

Mrs.Gsptlsnz: Mxy did that?

Lois: Yes

Mrs.Gsptlsnz get's up & goes to the front door & Zaps Mxy's twin brother back to his home, Then un Frezze's Mxy's & Superman.

Mrs.Gsptlsnz: Mxy honey are you ok?

Mxy: I think I'm hurt(smiling, know what Mrs.Gsptlsnz would do next, Then seends Lois & Clark back to their world.)

Mrs.Gsptlsnz Well Let me take a closer look in the bedroom.

Mxy..............(ya baby ya)

[Hydra]

Meanwhile Lois and Clark get back to their business.

[ElphiesScarecrow]

While Lex sits in his office, twiddling his thumbs, like the Cat in the Hat on all of those Dr. Seuss books...

[Hydra]

After waiting a couple of minutes Darksied enters through a Boom tube.

Lex: Well. It's about... (What does Lex say next? You decide!)

[Mysticlies]

Lex: Well. It's about that you came; you know I have been expecting you

Darksied: what do you mean, and how do you already know who I am.

Lex: well you see when Clark, Batman, and Lanabelle saved me and the entire race from that frozen dimension; I overheard the marvel dude speaking of a great evil to come, one that goes by the name Darksied. He said that you might have escaped me, but you fools have ran to your doom, Darksied shall see of that.

Darksied.....

[krpto]

wheres bizzaro at??

bizzaro: right there the guy over there who is claiming to be superman is bizzaro and i am the real superman and right next to me is krypto my superdog
Bizzaro krypto: Ruff ruff.

[Mysticlies]

Lex: yea uhmm that nice...but your going to have to get that dog out of here

bizzaro: why?

Lex: well because my new wife has set the rules of the house that way

Bizzaro: your... new wife?

Lex: Yea we met and got married in that forzen dimension.

Bizzaro: and who is you wife?

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Than Ryan appears asking "What's up Doc"?

[PsychoSupes]

Bizarro turns to Ryan and zaps him with his cold-ray vision (opposite of Superman's heat-ray vision) and freezes Ryan in his tracks.
Lex: Thank you for doing that. As I was saying, I am married to...

[Mysticlies]

Lex: as I was saying I got married to kasnadrlette

Bizarro: kasn..adrle...tte who?

Lex: kasnadrlette you know.

Bizarro: no seriously I don't know; who is she?

Lex: She is Ororo Munroe sister by blood. at a young age they were seperated and no one knew that they were sisters.

Bizarro: WHAT YOU MARRIED A MARVEL ARE YOU CRAZY !!!!!

*kasnadrlette enters....*

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Ryan becomes un-frozen and Clark beats up Bizzaro for freazing him.

[krpto]

ryan: I thought i was supposed to be dead or in an asylum along with half of smallville high because i now your secret clark

clark: well your not dead or in an asylum so be happy and let be quit talking long enough to defeat bizzaro.

[AlexanderTheGreat]

Ryan: He's actually planing to beat you. His plan is...

[Hydra]

Darkseid who has quietly surveyed this entire odd series of events, omega beams everyone one to death except Lex.

Lex:...

[krpto]

well now i have to kill you ryan and change my plans