Lines you wish were in Doomsday........

[superhippie2000]

Doomsday: Me Doomsday, Me like cookie.

[costas22]

Tess: "I will be back next season".

[Sarrkazztic]

Clark: Up Up and Away

[amalie]

Anyone: It's okay, Jimmy just has a mild concussion, no need to worry.

[SilentAbyss]

Doomsday: "doom smash doom crash"

[super_j_man]

Ollie: kill this, kill that,...
Clark: Ollie shutup!

[Sarrkazztic]

Clark to Ollie: Kill Kill Kill ahh ahh ahh...who do you think you are Jason Voorhees?

[chlo-el]

Chloe to Davis: I love you Davis!

[OkiyaShuichi]

Doomsday: Why So Serious? HahaAHaHAhahahaHa...

[Hakoon]

Shelby: *Bark Bark*

[amandaa125]

Ollie: You do know we all refer to you as big dumb alien right?

[chlavisbug]

chloe to doomsday: Wow you were much hotter when you were human...

[Tompouce]

Ollie: kill this, kill that,...
Clark: Ollie shutup!
That would be SO great:D
Clark to Lois : Lois, I have feelings for you...

[LoisLaneJournalist]

Doomsday to Clark : Ready or not here i Come

[Bizarro345]

Bizarro: I'm BACK!!!

It needs to happen!

[madcatlady]

Zod - "Kneel before Zod!"

[Lilah]

Clark to Lois or Lois to Clark (doesn't really matter lol): I love you....

and

Clark: I'll be back.

LOL!!! :p

[House of Brock]

Jonathan: Be careful Clark, we don't know anything about this Doomsday guy....

Wait...

Clark: Davis, you're not yourself....

No....

Ah yes...

Lex: Trust your instincts

[zanaamen]

Ollie: Lex is still alive

[Vindellavon]

Chloe to Davis: *cocks gun* I played you like a harp, and you actually fell for it. *bam bam*

[Red K 5]

Todd: Kneel before Todd!!!

Everyone: wrong show!!!

[LoisLaneJournalist]

Jonathan: Be careful Clark, we don't know anything about this Doomsday guy....

Wait...

Clark: Davis, you're not yourself....

No....

Ah yes...

Lex: Trust your instincts


:lol:

[superhippie2000]

Todd: Kneel before Todd!!!

Everyone: wrong show!!!
:rotfl:

[Steve-El]

Doomsday: [after they are separated] Your humanity makes you weak.
Davis: [gets a whiff of Doomsday's breath] Ugh! Tick tac?

Doomsday: Clark, I'm here to kill to you. Is this a bad time?

[ZODisGOD]

Clark: Thanks for the warning, but I now know what I must do.
Rokk: I can help. You have my ring.
Oliver: and you have my bow
Gimli:...and MY axe.

[Canary]

Lois: What The Fuhh*[something Knocks her out and she doesnt rember something as usual]

Clark: Lois!
Oliver: Clark!
Shelby: Bark I'm Starving Dammit Bark Bark*

[superhippie2000]

Clark: who wears short shorts?
Doomsday: i wear short shorts.

[rconner]

Doomsday: Me Doomsday, Me like cookie.

omg i almost spit out my drink when I read this :rotfl:

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----

Clark: Thanks for the warning, but I now know what I must do.
Rokk: No you don't, your a BDA.

[Tatiana]

Lois: What The Fuhh*[something Knocks her out and she doesnt rember something as usual]

Clark: Lois!
Oliver: Clark!
Shelby: Bark I'm Starving Dammit Bark Bark*


lmao thats funny, that really made me laugh thanks :)

[xrayvision]

Doomsday: Grrrrr....I hate Kryptonians

Clark: Really? I'm not Kryptonian.

Doomsday: Yes you are. I can smell your dumb Kryptonian ass.

Clark: Well, I'm harmless. There's a beeyotch named Dawn Ostroff who's a Kryptonian and who is chopping off all sorts of money. Pretty soon your skin will be made of cardboard & construction paper.

Doomsday: Grrrrrr......where can I find this lady?

Clark: Here's her address. I can help you if you want.

Doomsday: Grrrrrr.......that beeyotch is mine!!!!!

Clark: OK then.

Lois (giving him an index card): Oh, and Mr. Doomsday, here's what you should tell her when she opens the door.

[Later on Doomsday is at Dawn Ostroff's house & rings her doorbell]

Dawn: Yes?

Doomsday: Grrrrrrr.......Bring it b--ch!!!!

[super_j_man]

Chloe to Davis: *cocks gun* I played you like a harp, and you actually fell for it. *bam bam*

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----


Clark: Thanks for the warning, but I now know what I must do.
Rokk: I can help. You have my ring.
Oliver: and you have my bow
Gimli:...and MY axe.

:rotfl:
:rotfl:
:rotfl:

That's hilarious!!:D

[xrayvision]

Chloe to Davis: *cocks gun* I played you like a harp, and you actually fell for it. *bam bam*

Davis (turning into Doomsday): Trust me baby, you're harp-playing days are about to begin.

[SuperheroFan87]

CLARK(lovingly) Lois, I am so ready!

LOIS: (confused) Uh......ready for what Smallville?

CLARK: Oh you don't have to pretend.............I already know you want what I'm selling.

LOIS: You're selling something? Clark I...............oh, oh.......I get it now.......

CLARK: Right on!

LOIS: Uh........but what about Doomsday?

CLARK: (stroking her hair) Doomsday is the past Lois, whatever feelings I had for him don't compare to.............(awkward pause)

LOIS: Yeah, I meant what about Doomsday? He's destroying everything and killing people..........and you went to a very awkward place.

CLARK: Of course you meant that...............I was just uh........just kidding........?

LOIS: After you beat Doomsday, consider getting help.

[lm1212]

Lois: CLARK? Where's CHLOE?
Clark: She's um..
Lois: IF YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER TELL ME NOW!
Clark: She's...with Davis.
Lois: WHAT?! Why?
Clark: They've got some, lovey dovey crap going on...
Lois: Oh HELL, no. Who is she, Lana 2.0?
Clark: Yeah, with 120% bull crap included. She's trying to protect me...next thing I know, she'll be some self righteous git in a power suit, running around trying to save everyone....THIS IS MY JOB! MY WORLD! WHAT IS THIS, FEMALE EMPOWERMENT SEASON??? I MEAN JEEZ, ALL I DO..."
Lois: Clark...what the hell?
Clark: Oh, *clears throat* yeah, um, I hope she's still alive out there...
Lois: Me too...oh God this is so horrible...
Clark:*Laughs*
Lois: What???! What could be funny?
Clark: I put on a good front there...saying I hope she's alive...I dont, I dont. No...I don't. I joked. You like me serious face, don't you? It works. Really, really believable.

[Rizarro]

Tess: "I will be back next season".


I would really LOVE to hear this quote. One can only wish... :(


Bizarro: I'm BACK!!!

It needs to happen!

OMG, I'd absolutely LOVE to hear this quote. Bring Back Bizarro!!! :D



Doomsday: Clark, I'm here to kill to you. Is this a bad time?


:lol::rotfl: I can actually picture Clark and Lois kissing (or about to kiss, although I'd prefer for them to actually kiss :D) in the DP and suddenly Doomsday bursts through the wall and says this line. :lol::rotfl:

[alejandrita439]

Doomsday: Grrrrr....I hate Kryptonians

Clark: Really? I'm not Kryptonian.

Doomsday: Yes you are. I can smell your dumb Kryptonian ass.

Clark: Well, I'm harmless. There's a beeyotch named Dawn Ostroff who's a Kryptonian and who is chopping off all sorts of money. Pretty soon your skin will be made of cardboard & construction paper.

Doomsday: Grrrrrr......where can I find this lady?

Clark: Here's her address. I can help you if you want.

Doomsday: Grrrrrr.......that beeyotch is mine!!!!!

Clark: OK then.

Lois (giving him an index card): Oh, and Mr. Doomsday, here's what you should tell her when she opens the door.

[Later on Doomsday is at Dawn Ostroff's house & rings her doorbell]

Dawn: Yes?

Doomsday: Grrrrrrr.......Bring it b--ch!!!!

:lol::rotfl::rotfl:

[Rizarro]

Ollie: Lex is still alive


I'd also love to hear this quote. :D

[justme_007]

Chloe Sullivan: No people, I am not dying anytime soon :D

[super_j_man]

Ollie: Alright team, let's move out!
Bart: Um......what exactly is it that we're supposed to do??
Ollie: Why, we're going to capture Davis Bloom and kill him ourselves because Clark's too much of a pansy!
Dinah: Well, I've only been on this show for a couple of episodes so I don't want to overstep my bounds but.......isn't Davis unkillable?
Ollie: SO WHAT? HE NEEDS TO DIE! CLARK'S A PANSY! KILL! KILL! KILL!
Bart: Um dude, you want us mortals to go take on some sort of out of control unstoppable killing machine?? Are you crazy?
Ollie: DAVIS MUST DIE! ARE YOU BEING A PANSY BART?! HUNH, ARE YOU?!
Bart: Well no but...
Ollie: THEN GROW SOME BALLS AND LETS TAKE HIS A** DOWN!
Bart: But...
Ollie: (turns away) KILL! DAVIS MUST DIE! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! CLARK'S A PANSY! BART'S A PANSY! KILL! KILL! KILL!
Bart and Dinah:.......
Ollie: Well are you two with me? (turns back around to see an orange and black blur speed away)

[amandaa125]

Lois: CLARK? Where's CHLOE?
Clark: She's um..
Lois: IF YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER TELL ME NOW!
Clark: She's...with Davis.
Lois: WHAT?! Why?
Clark: They've got some, lovey dovey crap going on...
Lois: Oh HELL, no. Who is she, Lana 2.0?
Clark: Yeah, with 120% bull crap included. She's trying to protect me...next thing I know, she'll be some self righteous git in a power suit, running around trying to save everyone....THIS IS MY JOB! MY WORLD! WHAT IS THIS, FEMALE EMPOWERMENT SEASON??? I MEAN JEEZ, ALL I DO..."
Lois: Clark...what the hell?
Clark: Oh, *clears throat* yeah, um, I hope she's still alive out there...
Lois: Me too...oh God this is so horrible...
Clark:*Laughs*
Lois: What???! What could be funny?
Clark: I put on a good front there...saying I hope she's alive...I dont, I dont. No...I don't. I joked. You like me serious face, don't you? It works. Really, really believable.

OMG that is just too funny! :lol:

[smallville_is_awesome]

Ollie: Alright team, let's move out!
Bart: Um......what exactly is it that we're supposed to do??
Ollie: Why, we're going to capture Davis Bloom and kill him ourselves because Clark's too much of a pansy!
Dinah: Well, I've only been on this show for a couple of episodes so I don't want to overstep my bounds but.......isn't Davis unkillable?
Ollie: SO WHAT? HE NEEDS TO DIE! CLARK'S A PANSY! KILL! KILL! KILL!
Bart: Um dude, you want us mortals to go take on some sort of out of control unstoppable killing machine?? Are you crazy?
Ollie: DAVIS MUST DIE! ARE YOU BEING A PANSY BART?! HUNH, ARE YOU?!
Bart: Well no but...
Ollie: THEN GROW SOME BALLS AND LETS TAKE HIS A** DOWN!
Bart: But...
Ollie: (turns away) KILL! DAVIS MUST DIE! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! CLARK'S A PANSY! BART'S A PANSY! KILL! KILL! KILL!
Bart and Dinah:.......
Ollie: Well are you two with me? (turns back around to see an orange and black blur speed away)

:lol::lol: LOL!! Thats awesome!!

[LoisLaneJournalist]

CLARK(lovingly) Lois, I am so ready!

LOIS: (confused) Uh......ready for what Smallville?

CLARK: Oh you don't have to pretend.............I already know you want what I'm selling.

LOIS: You're selling something? Clark I...............oh, oh.......I get it now.......

CLARK: Right on!

LOIS: Uh........but what about Doomsday?

CLARK: (stroking her hair) Doomsday is the past Lois, whatever feelings I had for him don't compare to.............(awkward pause)

LOIS: Yeah, I meant what about Doomsday? He's destroying everything and killing people..........and you went to a very awkward place.

CLARK: Of course you meant that...............I was just uh........just kidding........?

LOIS: After you beat Doomsday, consider getting help.

:lol:




Lois: CLARK? Where's CHLOE?
Clark: She's um..
Lois: IF YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER TELL ME NOW!
Clark: She's...with Davis.
Lois: WHAT?! Why?
Clark: They've got some, lovey dovey crap going on...
Lois: Oh HELL, no. Who is she, Lana 2.0?
Clark: Yeah, with 120% bull crap included. She's trying to protect me...next thing I know, she'll be some self righteous git in a power suit, running around trying to save everyone....THIS IS MY JOB! MY WORLD! WHAT IS THIS, FEMALE EMPOWERMENT SEASON??? I MEAN JEEZ, ALL I DO..."
Lois: Clark...what the hell?
Clark: Oh, *clears throat* yeah, um, I hope she's still alive out there...
Lois: Me too...oh God this is so horrible...
Clark:*Laughs*
Lois: What???! What could be funny?
Clark: I put on a good front there...saying I hope she's alive...I dont, I dont. No...I don't. I joked. You like me serious face, don't you? It works. Really, really believable.




LOL OMG soo funnY:rotfl:

[super_j_man]

Clark: Hey Lois! Check out my new glasses!
Lois: Who the hell are you? Am I supposed to know you?

[LoisLaneJournalist]

Clark: Hey Lois! Check out my new glasses!
Lois: Who the hell are you? Am I supposed to know you?





:lol: LOL

[Steve-El]

Doomsday: [to Clark] Have you danced with the devil in a pale moon light?

[SuperheroFan87]

Clark: Hey Lois! Check out my new glasses!
Lois: Who the hell are you? Am I supposed to know you?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----


Doomsday: [to Clark] Have you danced with the devil in a pale moon light?

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! The Joker and Doomsday are the same guy!:lol:;)

[xrayvision]

[Ollie is dressed up in a dark blue costume wearing a cape]

Lex: Hey, get off my yacht!!

[Ollie assaults Lex]

Lex: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!

Ollie: I'm going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

Lex: How can I do that once I'm dead? What are you?

Ollie: I'm Bratman. I will take all your yachts, booze, women, and everything else after I take your life.

[SuperheroFan87]

[Ollie is dressed up in a dark blue costume wearing a cape]

Lex: Hey, get off my yacht!!

[Ollie assaults Lex]

Lex: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!

Ollie: I'm going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

Lex: How can I do that once I'm dead? What are you?

Ollie: I'm Bratman. I will take all your yachts, booze, women, and everything else after I take your life.

Classic spin on a classic movie xrayvision, I love your sense of humor!:rotfl::)

[Jawth]

Clark to Rokk: Everything has gone to hell. Lana left me, Ollie killed Lex, and now you tell me I'm going to die?

Rokk: *laughes* You actually think Lex is de-? Never mind Clark. We have bigger fish to fry.

[xrayvision]

Classic spin on a classic movie xrayvision, I love your sense of humor!:rotfl::)

Thanks. :)

[SuperheroFan87]

Clark to Rokk: Everything has gone to hell. Lana left me, Ollie killed Lex, and now you tell me I'm going to die?

Rokk: *laughes* You actually think Lex is de-? Never mind Clark. We have bigger fish to fry.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[xrayvision]

Lois: Clark I just found out Chloe ran away with Davis Bloom.

Clark: Yeah, I know.

Lois: So?

Clark: So, who cares?

Lois: He's a freakin' serial killer Clark. Didn't you read Tess' articles?

Clark: Oh c'mon Lois. She thinks Davis is Sageeth.

Lois: Who the heck is Sageeth?

Clark: Oh nevermind. Anyone who thinks Davis is Sageeth is obviously sick in the head.

Lois: If Davis isn't this Sageeth, then who is?

Clark: Pie of course. Pie is my friend that becomes my enemy. As I get older my farmboy metabolism won't be able to burn off the calories from the pie and it will go straight to my abs.

Lois: You mean the Clarkboard abs will disappear?

Clark: Yep. Anyway Davis may be a killer, but he's a nice guy. At least Chloe thought so.

Lois: But he'll kill Chloe! I don't want my cousin dead.

Clark: I tried to send him someplace he would never escape, but Chloe questioned my trustability and then ran off with my enemy behind my back. Hmm...

Lois (Clark interrupts her): Clark, you...

Clark: Wait a second. Lois, don't you see? Yes! Yesssssssss!!!!!

Lois: What the hell are you rambling about Smallville?

Clark: Chloe...is...Lana!!!! Don't you realize it? The emasculation? The running behind my back with my great enemy? Making out with the bloodline of Zod? Chloe is my Lana! I can finally have a girlfriend again. I gotta go Lois. I gots'ta save my girl!!

Lois: But I thought you were showing interest in me?

Clark: I was and then...oooh, another sign that Chloe is my new Lana!!! She stopped me from trying out that Wild Cherry flavor. Who knows, I'm probably allergic to cherries. That's probably why my mom only made me apple pie.

[Lois buries her face in her hands]

Clark: Hang on Chloe honey. Clarkie-pooh is coming to save you. Get the mason jar ready for the new pair I grew. I got a whole new batch of secrets & lies for you. I'm ready to trade in my Daily Planet tie for a short leash.

Lois: Get out of here Smallville!

Clark: Please Chloe, don't let Doomsday impale your hand or anything else. I'll have to scrub you down with Jorel soap to clean you up after being with that son of Zod.

[SuperheroFan87]

.

Clark: I tried to send him someplace he would never escape, but Chloe questioned my trustability and then ran off with my enemy behind my back. Hmm..

Trustability?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Rizarro]

xrayvison, your quotes are awesome! :rotfl:

[bizzaro93]

Clark: [Fighting Doomsday] That man won't quit as long as he can still draw breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. [Punches Doomsday through the wall] I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard - always taking constant care not to break something. To break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. [Punches Doomsday again] But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose... and show you just how powerful I really am. [Punches Doomsday across the city with a single blow]

[Violet-Shadow]

Clark: Hey Lois! Check out my new glasses!
Lois: Who the hell are you? Am I supposed to know you?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

And add -

Clark: Jimmy, Lois didn't recognize me with these glasses on.

Jimmy: Huh? How do you know my name? Have we met before?

[bizzaro93]

Rokk: The only person that can kill Doomsday now is Lana.

Clark: WTF???

lmao.

[Steve-El]

Doomsday: How 'bout a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Clark: Sure.
[POW!!]

[Rizarro]

Clark: [Fighting Doomsday] That man won't quit as long as he can still draw breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. [Punches Doomsday through the wall] I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard - always taking constant care not to break something. To break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. [Punches Doomsday again] But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose... and show you just how powerful I really am. [Punches Doomsday across the city with a single blow]


I absolutely LOVE that Superman speech from JLU. It'd be completely AWESOME to hear it in Smallville, but... I'd prefer to hear when (if) Darkseid comes and Clark battles him. :D

[xrayvision]

Clark: Davis, I want you to kill me.

Davis: Why?

Clark: Because I always wanted to be on Dancing With the Stars.

Davis: I don't understand your logic Clark. Dancing With the Stars doesn't take dead contestants.

Clark: Well, everybody knows that zombies are the best dancers. So if you kill me, and if I come back as a zombie, I can Thriller my way to win the competition. Then Rokk can give me another ring so I can go back in time & be cast in Dance Flick, Step Up, Step Up 2, and even be on my favorite 80's show of all...Dance Fever.

Davis: OK...and they say I need help.

[jpfort1957]

Clark: Is it done?
Chloe: You did it it Clark.........you defeated the beast........and you were flying!!!!!!!!! And Clark......Lois still has the Legion ring you wanted her to hold for you.

[Jawth]

Oliver: Listen Davis or whatever part of you is left in there, I had to face you alone because I'm the only one who's willing to do what needs to be done. When you see Lex in hell, tell him I said hello. *fires bow, arrow breaks upon imact*

Doomsday: Grrr.....*starts to walk off in the other direction.*

Ollie: What?!? Don't you walk away from me! *runs up to Doomsday, punching him with the Kryptonite ring. Ollie's hand breaks and the ring shatters.

Doomsday: Clarrrrkk....*keeps walking, ignoring Ollie's blow*

Ollie: Hey! Listen to me! I'm a superhero! Fight me! *Doomsday elbows backward, ripping open Ollie's chest*

--------------------

*After a long drawn out fight between Clark and Doomsday, in which sonic booms from the punches are shattering glass and causing structual damage to nearby buildings. Doomie knocks Clark away, next to a wounded Lois who has found out Clark is the RBB*

Lois: Clark I just want to say something, in case we don't make it out of this-

Clark(cutting her off): It'll be okay Lois. I'm going to take this monster on a little trip.

Lois: What? Where?

Clark: The sun. *speed tackles Doomsday and flies, soaring into space*

[OkiyaShuichi]

When Doomsday approaching Davis.

Davis: OMG! That's my babe.

[Clana Kent]

Chloe: You've got a lot of abilities Clark, but last time I checked, killing Doomsday wasn't one of them.

[ooglebug]

Clark: Thanks for the warning, but I now know what I must do.
Rokk: I can help. You have my ring.
Oliver: and you have my bow
Gimli:...and MY axe.

:rotfl:


Clark: What i need is to kill Doomey
Chloe: What's doomey, clark?
Clark: DO-OOMS-DAAY. Boil him, mash him, stick him in a stew...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3CgeJED9SU&feature=related

[roccanater]

Anyone: It's okay, Jimmy just has a mild concussion, no need to worry.

:lol:

[Cage]

Two quotes :

Lois: Boy!! Am I glad to see you !!!

Lois: While I was in Star City Helping your best friend, You did what with Lana ?!!!!

LOL

[RedKalEL]

Lois: Holy crap im in this epsidoe? My cousin has been doing what in the epsidoes that i wasn't in

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Lionel as zod: Kneel before zod

bart: i'm not impulse anymore i'm the flash now

[SilentAbyss]

Doomsday to Zod "Father, Hello Daddy!!"

[princessdiana]

Ollie:Clark you've got to stop being such a wuss, step up to the plate, take care of this.

Clark:Ollie back off (clenches jaw) we're done here

Ollie(gets in Clark's face) No stupid farmboy, be a man!

Clark: BAM (knocks Ollie into the next town)

Clark: Take that you leather wearing jack---! Oh, and Lois told me that I'm like 10 times hotter than you!

I just want to see Clark smack Ollie once to shut him up. The fact that Ollie gets in his face without fear pisses me off.

[House of Brock]

Lois: Holy crap im in this epsidoe? My cousin has been doing what in the epsidoes that i wasn't in

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Lionel as zod: Kneel before zod

bart: i'm not impulse anymore i'm the flash now


That would be BadA** if Lionel was the one coming back as Zod. Resurrect him from the grave!

Anyway here's a quote or two:

Clark: What the hell happened to my skateboard?

Professor Willowbrook: (To Tess Mercer) Your interpretation of Naman and Segueth is bulls***

[princessdiana]

Lois waking up on the ground in the future to a set of red boots and an outstretched hand:

Superman:Miss, may I help you up
Lois: (looking up) Son of Bi...! (passes out)

[RaniaLovesClois]

Lois waking up on the ground in the future to a set of red boots and an outstretched hand:

Superman:Miss, may I help you up
Lois: (looking up) Son of Bi...! (passes out)


:lol:lol!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Dark Knight23]

Doomsday: I'll be back

[amandaa125]

Lex watching the DD/Clark fight on a big screen with popcorn
Lex: "Yes get him! Die Clark! Die!"

[LoveHurts38]

Lois waking up on the ground in the future to a set of red boots and an outstretched hand:

Superman:Miss, may I help you up
Lois: (looking up) Son of Bi...! (passes out)

:eek: That would be my day:eek:

[smilingalways2]

just as Jimmy is about to punch Davis in the face

Jimmy: Dammit Woman, what is it with you and tasers?

[BWOracle]

Doomsday to Clark: "Here's Johnny"

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----


Professor Willowbrook: (To Tess Mercer) Your interpretation of Naman and Segueth is bulls***

Professor Willowbrook to Tess: "Wow, someone actually got the Naman/Segeth legend right. It's about time."

[FlashInSV]

Tess: I'll be back!

(Not a line, but still...) A CLOIS KISS!!! Pretty-please?!!

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----




Doomsday: Grrr.....*starts to walk off in the other direction.*

Ollie: What?!? Don't you walk away from me! *runs up to Doomsday, punching him with the Kryptonite ring. Ollie's hand breaks and the ring shatters.

Doomsday: Clarrrrkk....*keeps walking, ignoring Ollie's blow*

Ollie: Hey! Listen to me! I'm a superhero! Fight me!

:rotfl::rotfl:

[yaseen101]

Don't have much of a sense of humour but here it goes.

Clark (to Doomsday): Take my love, my pain and ALL OF MY ANGER!!!!

[Super Maverick]

LOIS: I'm getting naked.

[smallville_is_awesome]

(Not a line, but still...) A CLOIS KISS!!! Pretty-please?!!

ITA!

[Chlollie]

BART: I can't believe my Chloe-licious, runaway with that man.

[latingirl]

Clark: I am going to die tomorrow, Lois
Lois: Are you insane, Smallville?
Clark: Lois , you are so Special to me, you are... I need... LOIS
Lois *puppy eyes*** yeah??? What do you need, Smallville?
Clark: I... I need...I need to make pi, I will back....

Sorry :)

[SuperJ77]

Doomsday: DOOMSDAY SMASHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark: Its time ive embraced my destiny.

[Estro-gen X]

Doomsday: woof


(if you read the mini me issues of superman/batman you'll get that)

[Chlarkfan_phantom]

Clark: Thanks for the warning, but I now know what I must do.
Rokk: I can help. You have my ring.
Oliver: and you have my bow
Gimli:...and MY axe.

:rotfl:

Chloe: Wow... That's kinda cool Clark. You flew.
Oliver: NO Fair! Why does he had soooo many powers? *stomps off whinning, then yells back,* FREAK!!!

[rebecavaldez]

Clark to Lois: Things have changed between us. I was afraid to admit it. But if I make it out alive today, I won't make that same mistake again.

[AgentChaos]

Anyone: "Lois is dead."

[TazMan]

clarks : walks on the street singing " i singing in the rain..." doomsday come in from behind smash is head and kills him switching scence to the funral...

[xrayvision]

Souders & Peterson: We apologize to all our fans for the disappointment we caused. We will step down and give DC Comics complete control of this show.

[amalie]

Souders & Peterson: We apologize to all our fans for the disappointment we caused. We will step down and give DC Comics complete control of this show.
If only:( They'll do what they did with the Lana arc and tell us how wrong we all are and that it was actually incredibly clever of them.

[xrayvision]

As much as I hated the Lana arc, I think what we got in Doomsday was so much worse. I was thinking that after having almost all Metropolis scenes this season shot on the same street that we would get a spectacular fight since that's what I assumed they would spend the money on. But instead not only the fight was a disappointment, but so was the lack of the Eradicator, what they did to Jimmy, and the setup of a major JLA presence in season 9 that will eclipse all things Superman.

I'm convinced that next season Smallville will turn into DC's version of Heroes. Killing Jimmy off and introducing that Watchtower set is all the proof I needed.

[Basroil]

I a honestly surprised we didn't get any
Doomsday: MHHHHTRRRRPLSSSSSS!

[Deathstroke75]

Doomsday: what you think a little dirt can hold me? Im the jug---er im DOOMSDAY
B!*CH!

[LCforever]

Lois: What I've been trying to say is...I want you, Smallville!

Clark: I want you too, Lois! Sigh, what took us so long to get here??

Doomsday: RAWWWRR!

Clark: (Punches Doomsday into outer space) Man that guy's annoying. Now, where were we??

[amalie]

Anyone: It's okay, Jimmy just has a mild concussion, no need to worry.


I just want to amend my original one...

Anyone: It's okay, Jimmy just has a flesh wound, no need to panic. :(

If only...

[Steve-El]

Clark: [looks curiously at Doomsday] You have fruit punch mouth.
Doomsday: Huh?
[Clark punches him]

[NinaDavis]

Souders & Peterson: We apologize to all our fans for the disappointment we caused. We will step down and give DC Comics complete control of this show.

All my dreams came true! :rotfl:

[Welling_is_pretty]

Todd: Kneel before Todd!!!

Everyone: wrong show!!!
:rotfl:

Clark to Ollie: "You shot me with a Green K bow, you jerk!"
Ollie: "Tough love, Clark. I had to keep you out of harms way because...because I love you, man."
Dinah: "What? First Lois and now Clark? You're supposed to love me, you idiot!"

[smilingalways2]

Souders and Peterson: Gotcha! We were just pulling you're leg. And now, here's the real season finale of Smallville written by your favorite writer BQM.

[Kryptochloe]

:rotfl:

Chloe: Wow... That's kinda cool Clark. You flew.
Oliver: NO Fair! Why does he had soooo many powers? *stomps off whinning, then yells back,* FREAK!!!

:rotfl:

[Billy Jor-El]

DD: "No kill I"

[vhtcb76]

After being split from Davis-

Doomsday: Grrr I'm the ultimate destroyer!
(Doomsday then bonks the JLA members heads together, complete with 3 Stooges sound FX)
Doomsday: The writers won't allow me to kill you, so now I'm going to go wander and kill random civilians grrr argh!

[baltazor]

Clark: Thanks for the warning, but I now know what I must do.
Rokk: I can help. You have my ring.
Oliver: and you have my bow
Gimli:...and MY axe.
:rotfl:
:rotfl:
:rotfl:

[Doomville]

Clark: I can ****ing Fly finally now i am not a useless twat

Doomsday: **it i cant reach him, come down here you

Clark: not so big now are you, He he spiky cant catch me.

[CreamPuffer]

Doomsday: Grrrrr....I hate Kryptonians

Clark: Really? I'm not Kryptonian.

Doomsday: Yes you are. I can smell your dumb Kryptonian ass.

Clark: Well, I'm harmless. There's a beeyotch named Dawn Ostroff who's a Kryptonian and who is chopping off all sorts of money. Pretty soon your skin will be made of cardboard & construction paper.

Doomsday: Grrrrrr......where can I find this lady?

Clark: Here's her address. I can help you if you want.

Doomsday: Grrrrrr.......that beeyotch is mine!!!!!

Clark: OK then.

Lois (giving him an index card): Oh, and Mr. Doomsday, here's what you should tell her when she opens the door.

[Later on Doomsday is at Dawn Ostroff's house & rings her doorbell]

Dawn: Yes?

Doomsday: Grrrrrrr.......Bring it b--ch!!!!

LOL :rotfl: I choked on the melon I was eating because I started laughing so hard. I should also mention that I'm at work and my coworkers think I'm crazy.

[SuperheroFan87]

News reporter: The CW offices blew up today when Clark Kent and Doomsday crashed violently into them, just missing their target: a geothermal nuclear plant. Fortunately nobody was injured. Due to this incident, the writers of the hit reality show "Smallville", which stars Clark Kent, will be fired in favor of writers with talent and drive who will respect the show's stars and the unique path it takes viewers on. The no-talent hack writers were unavailable for comment.

[melissan02]

News reporter: The CW offices blew up today when Clark Kent and Doomsday crashed violently into them, just missing their target: a geothermal nuclear plant. Fortunately nobody was injured. Due to this incident, the writers of the hit reality show "Smallville", which stars Clark Kent, will be fired in favor of writers with talent and drive who will respect the show's stars and the unique path it takes viewers on. The no-talent hack writers were unavailable for comment.


:rotfl::p

[superman_reboot]

Clark: Hey Shelby.
Shelby: Would you fly already you BDA. *barking*

[LJ-90]

Chloe: Excuse, father?
Priest: Tell me my child.
Chloe: His name was "James Bartholomew Olsen"
*Jimmy gets out of the coffin"
Jimmy: What're crying about?
Chloe: Dammit! The Watchtower won't be mine now!
*Punches Jimmy and kills him*^
Priest: Shall I go on?

[Violet-Shadow]

Souders and Peterson: Gotcha! We were just pulling you're leg. And now, here's the real season finale of Smallville written by your favorite writer BQM.

That would be AMAZING!

[SGuthrie27]

WORD. That would be SWEET.

How about this? Let's see if you guys like the rewrite of the Chimmy scene that's more respectful to both characters and what happened to them throughout the season and keeps the poor REAL JIMMY alive!

Chloe: I'm so sorry about everything that's happened Jimmy. I pushed you away when you needed me the most, and you must have felt so betrayed by everything. I never meant to hurt you, and I see now how far my actions have taken me from the place I wanted to be...
Jimmy: I know this can't have been an easy time for you, but I see lots of things, now. I can see how much you've sacrificed for Clark, to protect his secret and keep him safe. To me, you're just as much a hero as Clark's ever been.
Chloe: So are you, Jimmy. I don't know where I'd be if you hadn't protected me as many times as you have, even after everything that's happened. I've lost so much in the past year... the only thing I really miss is you.
Jimmy: And now you found me again...
*starts smooching Chloe, but Chloe spots Davis sneaking up behind with the metal pole*
Chloe: DUCK!
Davis goes racing past them, his momentum takes him through the stained glass window, and he falls dozens of stories, bounces off an awning, and still lands on the pavement hard, breaking virtually every bone in his body.
Jimmy: Now, where were we?
*smooches some more*
Chloe: You know, we should start a super-hero club here or something, and this could be our headquarters. How does the name "Watchtower" sound to you?

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[Violet-Shadow]

WORD. That would be SWEET.

How about this? Let's see if you guys like the rewrite of the Chimmy scene that's more respectful to both characters and what happened to them throughout the season and keeps the poor REAL JIMMY alive!

Chloe: I'm so sorry about everything that's happened Jimmy. I pushed you away when you needed me the most, and you must have felt so betrayed by everything. I never meant to hurt you, and I see now how far my actions have taken me from the place I wanted to be...
Jimmy: I know this can't have been an easy time for you, but I see lots of things, now. I can see how much you've sacrificed for Clark, to protect his secret and keep him safe. To me, you're just as much a hero as Clark's ever been.
Chloe: So are you, Jimmy. I don't know where I'd be if you hadn't protected me as many times as you have, even after everything that's happened. I've lost so much in the past year... the only thing I really miss is you.
Jimmy: And now you found me again...
*starts smooching Chloe, but Chloe spots Davis sneaking up behind with the metal pole*
Chloe: DUCK!
Davis goes racing past them, his momentum takes him through the stained glass window, and he falls dozens of stories, bounces off an awning, and still lands on the pavement hard, breaking virtually every bone in his body.
Jimmy: Now, where were we?
*smooches some more*
Chloe: You know, we should start a super-hero club here or something, and this could be our headquarters. How does the name "Watchtower" sound to you?

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

:lol: That would've been much better. Can you send this to SV's producers and ask them to put it in their rewrite?

[Princess_Kara]

Clark- "Kara and I can take care of Doomsday while the League protects Jimmy, Davis, and Chloe.":D

[Boycott SF:Movie]

Real Jimmy-"I like turtles."

[Violet-Shadow]

The REAL Jimmy Olsen sneaks out from behind a tree: Ha, got 'em real good. That's what they get for taking Chloe's side throughout the divorce!

[KAL..EL]

clark: [fighting doomsday] that man won't quit as long as he can still draw breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. [punches doomsday through the wall] i feel like i live in a world made of cardboard - always taking constant care not to break something. To break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. [punches doomsday again] but you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose... And show you just how powerful i really am. [punches doomsday across the city with a single blow]


i 2nd that!! Would of loved to have seen and heard that!!

[wafflles87]

Jimmy: Chloe!! NO!! ~after Chloe is impaled by Davis~

[Violet-Shadow]

Jimmy: Chloe!! NO!! ~after Chloe is impaled by Davis~

To add to your dialogue -

Jimmy: Chloe I love you, always have, even when you betrayed me by believing Davis over me and tasered me. By the way, I still have pain there. Anyway, I can forgive you all your faults because I love you.

Chloe: *confused* But...I'm not wrong...I never am. I did it all for Clark!

Jimmy: *laughs* Sure you did.

Davis: *runs at Jimmy with a pole but Chloe pushes Jimmy out of the way and the pole is shoved right through her* CHLOE! What have I done?

Jimmy: Chloe NO!!

Chloe: I...love.....me....

Davis and Jimmy: Huh.

Jimmy: She loved herself the most. Who would've guessed?

*Davis and Jimmy walk off to get a hamburger together and remain life long friends :lol:*

[RaniaLovesClois]

To add to your dialogue -

Jimmy: Chloe I love you, always have, even when you betrayed me by believing Davis over me and tasered me. By the way, I still have pain there. Anyway, I can forgive you all your faults because I love you.

Chloe: *confused* But...I'm not wrong...I never am. I did it all for Clark!

Jimmy: *laughs* Sure you did.

Davis: *runs at Jimmy with a pole but Chloe pushes Jimmy out of the way and the pole is shoved right through her* CHLOE! What have I done?

Jimmy: Chloe NO!!

Chloe: I...love.....me....

Davis and Jimmy: Huh.

Jimmy: She loved herself the most. Who would've guessed?

*Davis and Jimmy walk off to get a hamburger together and remain life long friends :lol:*


:lol:

[nic25]

To add to your dialogue -

Jimmy: Chloe I love you, always have, even when you betrayed me by believing Davis over me and tasered me. By the way, I still have pain there. Anyway, I can forgive you all your faults because I love you.

Chloe: *confused* But...I'm not wrong...I never am. I did it all for Clark!

Jimmy: *laughs* Sure you did.

Davis: *runs at Jimmy with a pole but Chloe pushes Jimmy out of the way and the pole is shoved right through her* CHLOE! What have I done?

Jimmy: Chloe NO!!

Chloe: I...love.....me....

Davis and Jimmy: Huh.

Jimmy: She loved herself the most. Who would've guessed?

*Davis and Jimmy walk off to get a hamburger together and remain life long friends :lol:*

:rotfl:

[Davis Bloome]

Davis: "This whole time you were with me was for Clark..."
Chloe: "Davis..."
Davis: "What?!!!"
Chloe: "Your fly is open..."
*Davis watches down and looks back to Chloe*
Davis: "So?!!"
Chloe: *Silent voice* 'Well that changes things...' "I swear I did it all for you! Just drop the pipe and get your other pipe... Um... What I mean is..."

Well I better stop here:D

[hero`s passion]

I wish there were Clois kissing sounds!!!!- that would be the best line!:))))))))) or smth like Clark: I can`t live without Lois...

[Davis Bloome]

I wish there were Clois kissing sounds!!!!- that would be the best line!:))))))))) or smth like Clark: I can`t live without Lois...
agreed, though I would have made it more subtle, something like.

Clark: "I just wish that I had told her..."
Chloe: "'Told her what', Clark?"
Clark: *sighs* "Never mind, so long, Chloe..."

[Violet-Shadow]

Lois: Hey guys, don't bother looking for me, I'm right here.

Clark: What? Well, then, I have no reason to disappear.

Lois: And let me present to you Jimmy!

Jimmy: Hey guys, what do you think of that prank we all pulled?

Clark: We all?

*Dinah, Bart, Oliver and Davis appear* Oliver: You two just got PUNK'D!!!

*everyone starts laughing hystertically*

Chloe: This is so funny... *laughs herself to death, literally*

*everyone else stares at her dead body*

Jimmy: Talk about alinging with the mythos.

Everyone else: HUH?

Jimmy: Uh, never mind.

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

Lois: Hey guys, don't bother looking for me, I'm right here.

Clark: What? Well, then, I have no reason to disappear.

Lois: And let me present to you Jimmy!

Jimmy: Hey guys, what do you think of that prank we all pulled?

Clark: We all?

*Dinah, Bart, Oliver and Davis appear* Oliver: You two just got PUNK'D!!!

*everyone starts laughing hystertically*

Chloe: This is so funny... *laughs herself to death, literally*

*everyone else stares at her dead body*

Jimmy: Talk about alinging with the mythos.

Everyone else: HUH?

Jimmy: Uh, never mind.

:lol:

[berniepooh]

Lois: Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.

Jimmy: I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home.

Ollie: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?

Bart: E.T. phone home.

Chloe: Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.

Black Canary: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room.

Davis: It's alive. It's alive.

Tess: Go ahead; make my day.

Clark: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

[Boycott SF:Movie]

Lois to Tess-"You fight like a girl!"

[Violet-Shadow]

Someone on the street: It's a bird!

Someone else: No, it's a plane!

First person again: Oh, no, it's just a bird...my bad.

Second person: I think we got our hopes up too high that it might be something else.

First person: Like a...super human?

Second person: Yeah, we'll never see that here.

[Boycott SF:Movie]

Someone on the street: It's a bird!

Someone else: No, it's a plane!

First person again: Oh, no, it's just a bird...my bad.

Second person: I think we got our hopes up too high that it might be something else.

First person: Like a...super human?

Second person: Yeah, we'll never see that here.

Zing! :lol:

[wafflles87]

Clark: Chloe... What have you done??!
Chloe: I did what you wanted...
Clark: Do you realize that your actions have endangered hundreds of lives??


Ollie: Damn it Chloe!!Bart! Get her out of here, now!

[Boycott SF:Movie]

Bart to Chloe-"You're pretty."

[Violet-Shadow]

Chloe: I admit it! I didn't do it for Clark or humanity or even because I had feelings for Davis! I did it because I wanted everyone to think I was a hero.

[Boycott SF:Movie]

Lois (in the future in front of the League)-"What happened to my clothes?!"

Lightning Lad-"Your not Doomsday..."

[Violet-Shadow]

Lightning Lad: That's LOIS LANE! LOIS LANE, the future wife of Sup-

Saturn Girl: *clamps her hand over his mouth* Future wife of someone, he was about to say.

Lightning Lad: I can't believe we are actually looking at Lois Lane working in the Daily Planet. This is better than finding Clark's baseball!!!

[Davis Bloome]

Jimmy: Oh Chloe I love you!
Chloe: I love you too, Jimmy.
Jimmy: But there's something I have to confess... My name is not 'Jimmy... It's 'Henry'.
Chloe: You mean you've been lying to me this whole time?! For years?! Even at our marriage?!!
Henry: Well it's just a small detail, my brother is actually called Jimmy... Jimmy is my second name though. But my first name is Henry.
Chloe: I hate that f-cking name! My father kept calling me that cause he thought I was a boy for years! It was only when I hit puberty that he start calling me by my real name! *roars in anger*

Chloe picks up the pipe: Here stick this where the sun doesn't shine!!!! *stabs Jimmy right through his ass coming out of his stomach.*

Davis wakes up: I wanted to do that...
Chloe: Get real Davis, you're no psycho, just drop the act... I'm not in the mood for this.
Davis: What if I told you that my name is 'Henry' too?
Chloe: What?!!!! *screams and sticks the pipe through Davis' ass too.*
While drooling blood from his mouth Davis says his final words: "It was just a nickname... I was just kidding*
Chloe just loses it and picks up Green K... "Right... Now it's just you and me 'Henry' KENT!!!!

[LJ-90]

(Clark enters the room where the JL is unconscius)

Clark: What happened?!
Chloe: Exactly what you wanted Clark...
Clark:Then...How the hell you're still alive? (throws his jacket to the floor) I CAN'T NEVER WIN! DAMMIT!

[Boycott SF:Movie]

Lightning Lad: That's LOIS LANE! LOIS LANE, the future wife of Sup-

Saturn Girl: *clamps her hand over his mouth* Future wife of someone, he was about to say.

Lightning Lad: I can't believe we are actually looking at Lois Lane working in the Daily Planet. This is better than finding Clark's baseball!!!

Saturn Girl-"Hey! You haven't got that tattoo yet!"

[tippership commander]

i'll tell you the best possible line i would have wanted

stop me if you've heard this one before , :P


" i feel like i live in a world made of...cardboard" (and he would have said this to doomy since darkseid isnt here to join the party)